Chapter 70: Hit
After breakfast, Shao Yitian heard bursts of firecrackers, and couldn't help but ask his parents: "Dad, Mom, who is doing good deeds today?"
Wang Cuichi said: "Shao Xiaofang's mother celebrates her fiftieth birthday today. ”
"Then didn't our family also follow the ceremony?" Shao Yitian couldn't help asking, because the last time Shao Yitian's father celebrated his fiftieth birthday, Shao Xiaofang's family also gave a gift.
Unless the two families completely tear their faces, no matter what happy event the two families do, they have to go with the ceremony.
Moreover, the gift money is high now, and you are embarrassed to show it if you don't take a hundred.
Therefore, the money for a banquet in Shao Yitian's hometown is two or three thousand a year, which is a big expense.
"You and Sihan will also go over today, and help your dad get a pack of cigarettes. Wang Cuichi, like many rural women, will never be able to change her character of talking about small and cheap things.
In Shao Yitian's hometown, as long as there is a happy event, everyone who eats a banquet has a pack of cigarette collars, of course, children do not.
Shao Yitian was afraid of seeing Shao Xiaofang now, so he hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Mom, I'm still not going, I'll just cook something to eat at home with Sihan." ”
"Why don't you go, you're stupid, it's okay to help your dad get a pack of cigarettes. In Wang Cuichi's opinion, if you don't have this kind of good thing, unless your head gets into the water, you can not only eat a good meal, but also get a pack of cigarettes for more than ten yuan.
Shao Mingqi also said: "Listen to your mother, go ahead." ”
Shao Yitian refused to go anyway, so he simply drove Liu Sihan to the county town to go shopping.
When he arrived at the county seat, Shao Yitian first took Liu Sihan to eat their county's special snack - braised vegetables. There is a difference in the taste between this kind of braised vegetables and those in other places, as for what kind of difference it is, Shao Yitian can't say, anyway, he thinks that the braised vegetables in his hometown are a little more delicious.
These snacks are all mobile stalls, and the vendors make a stainless steel cart with three sides surrounded by glass, and only one side is used to chop vegetables and take pickled vegetables.
"Boss, two pieces of tofu and two chicken wings. "I haven't eaten braised vegetables from my hometown for nearly a year, and when I saw braised vegetables today, Shao Yitian was about to drool.
After taking the braised chicken wings handed over by the boss, Shao Yitian couldn't wait to take a bite, the taste was simply indescribable.
"Slow down, look at you like you've been hungry for days. Liu Sihan said with a smile, and then ate it like a lady.
"It's so spicy!" Liu Sihan hurriedly fanned his mouth with his little hand.
"Haha, spicy is enough to taste!" Shao Yitian was also swallowed spicy, but he felt that this was enjoyable.
The two played in the county town for a morning, until they were tired of playing, so they found a restaurant to have lunch and rest.
In the afternoon, the two continued to walk around the county seat for an afternoon, and then drove home until five o'clock.
After a day of shopping, Shao Yitian only felt a sore back, and this shopping was really a physical job.
It was getting dark, Shao Yitian's family was preparing to make dinner, Shao Xiaofang followed his father Shao Tianyou to Shao Yitian's house, and asked Shao Yitian's family to go to his house for dinner, and they had to drag Shao Yitian's family to live or die.
To be honest, the relationship between the two families has not been good to this extent, and in Shao Yitian's opinion, I am afraid that Shao Xiaofang is the ghost.
As for why Shao Xiaofang insisted that her father take her family to her house for dinner, Shao Yitian couldn't guess the reason.
It was difficult to be enthusiastic, and there was no way, so Shao Yitian's family had to go over. Originally, Liu Sihan was extremely reluctant to go, but when he saw Shao Yitian going, he changed his mind and followed.
"Come, let's have one. Xiaotian, you also drink one, if you don't drink it, you don't give face to your uncle, and your uncle will be angry. ”
At the dinner table, Shao Xiaofang's father raised his wine glass and began to persuade him to drink, Shao Yitian was originally reluctant to drink, but Shao Tianyou said everything to this point, if Shao Yitian didn't drink again, it would really be a bit too much.
Shao Yitian couldn't help it, so he had to take a sip of the wine glass in front of him. After taking a sip of rice wine, all of a sudden, Shao Yitian only felt that his head was like being filled with lead, groggy and uncomfortable.
"Shao Xiaofang won't be drugged in the wine, right?"
It is said that home-brewed rice wine does not have such a high degree of alcohol, even if it is more than 50 degrees of liquor, even if you take a small sip, it will not be like this.
There's definitely something greasy in this!
Shao Yitianqiang cheered up and opened his eyes to take a look, and found that the people at the wine table, except for Liu Sihan and Shao Xiaofang, were all lying on the table and falling asleep.
Liu Sihan didn't drink alcohol, so naturally she wouldn't be tricked, but Shao Xiaofang drank but didn't lie down, which is enough to show that she was drugged in the wine.
This opening of his eyes seemed to exert the last trace of strength in Shao Yitian's body, and Shao Yitian lay motionless on the table.
"What did you do to them?" Liu Sihan was terrified, a group of people were still talking and laughing just now, and they all lay on the table in a blink of an eye, how could Liu Sihan have ever seen this kind of battle.
"Giggle......" Shao Xiaofang laughed so that the pair of white rabbits on her chest rose and fell, "What do you say I did to them?"
Shao Xiaofang left her seat and approached Liu Sihan step by step, Liu Sihan was so frightened that she took a step back and hit the chairs behind her.
"You...... What do you want to do?" Liu Sihan's face was pale, and he was shocked.
Shao Xiaofang said with a smile: "What do you want me to do to you?"
"I'm telling you, don't mess around, I called the police, called the police. Liu Sihan said and took out his mobile phone to call the police.
"Hmph!" Shao Xiaofang snorted coldly, and with a move of her right hand, the mobile phone in Liu Sihan's hand flew to Shao Xiaofang's hand like wings.
"Fruit 6s, a good mobile phone, it costs thousands of yuan, right?" Shao Xiaofang had a cat and mouse expression on her face, took Liu Sihan's mobile phone and played with it, and then as soon as she threw it away, the mobile phone fell to the ground and the screen was broken.
Seeing that the mobile phone in her hand disappeared and flew into Shao Xiaofang's hand, Liu Sihan was completely stunned, what was going on? How could the mobile phone get into her hand? Could she be tricky?
"Oh, your little face is so beautiful, it's so enviable and jealous. Shao Xiaofang said and took out a fruit knife from his body and made a few gestures in front of Liu Sihan, "You say, if this knife cuts a few times on your beautiful face, what do you think it will look like?"
Speaking of the last few words, Shao Xiaofang suddenly rushed to Liu Sihan and said a word violently, which frightened Liu Sihan and took several steps back.
"Haha......" Shao Xiaofang seemed to enjoy this result, clapping her palms and laughing.
"You...... What do you want to do?"
Seeing the glittering fruit knife in Shao Xiaofang's hand, Liu Sihan was extremely frightened.
If you really get a few stabs in the face, it is better to die, so as not to live in this world and be ridiculed by others.
"Giggle......" Seeing Liu Sihan's frightened and overwhelmed appearance, Shao Xiaofang felt very relieved.
"It's not fun, it's not intimidating at all. Shao Xiaofang said unsatisfactorily, "Forget it, I'll clean you up later, the old lady still has important things to do!"
As he spoke, Shao Xiaofang waved his right hand, and a pinch of white powder-like things appeared out of thin air and floated in front of Liu Sihan.
"You ......" Liu Sihan fainted as soon as he said the word "you".
"Brother Tian, see where you are still running away tonight!" Shao Xiaofang walked to Shao Yitian's side, held Shao Yitian's chin up with his hand, and looked at Shao Yitian's face, "I can't imagine that you are different from those stinky men, I tempted and bewitched you a few times, and you were not fooled, which really made me think of it." But the more you do that, the more I'm going to eat your chicken. The only pity is that you look too featureless, and you are completely a passerby. ”
Although Shao Yitian fainted, he did not lose consciousness, everything that happened just now was heard in his ears, when he heard that Shao Xiaofang was going to use a knife to cut Liu Sihan's face, Shao Yitian was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but there was nothing he could do, because he couldn't exert any strength.
Now when he heard Shao Xiaofang bury his handsome appearance, he couldn't help but scold in his heart: "Damn, even if labor and management look like a passerby, they are still better than the village chief." You can even get the village chief to do it, and you are still picking and choosing here, and the labor and management are compared with the village chief, which can be regarded as a flower. ”