Chapter 37: You take a bite and I take a bite, and the fairy spirit is fluttering
Hua Butterfly suddenly despised half of this 'scumbag' in his heart 1,880 times, and condoled his ancestors 100 times for 18 generations
Su Yunrui's expression, which was originally listless, became extremely excited in an instant, and she was full of fighting spirit like chicken blood, and her eyes were shining with excitement: Running away from marriage? Good dog blood sense jio, is it a man who is afraid of marriage? Yo Xixi~ When my sister and I go out, a hundred blind date banquets will be arranged for you to go
I continued to ask with a little suspicion: "Then if you run away from the marriage, there is no wedding of the groom's official, will the bride be very embarrassed?"
He ignored Su Yunrui's expression of excitedly wanting to hear the bloody plot, lowered his eyes and sighed lightly, and said, "No, she eloped with my brother!" β
I took a deep breath of dog blood in the air, trembled all over, and suddenly cheered up, moaning without illness: "Oops~Oops~ It's good, it's good~ This soap Mary Sue dog's blood plot is so cheesy and damn it, I love it~~~ No, I'm going to die, I'm going to die~" I covered my heart weakly
Hua Butterfly raised her hand and inadvertently brushed off a cold sweat that slipped on her forehead, and said with a smile: "Hehe...... Oh, your circle is really messy~,...... Feed! Su Hanhan, what kind of expression do you have?! Are you stealing rat poison behind my back?! β
The solemn flower butterfly grabbed Su Yunrui's arms and asked solemnly and seriously
"That's right~ I've eaten rat poison, you take a bite and I'll take a bite, and the fairy spirit is fluttering! Flower butterfly, I feel like I'm going to float~"
"Sister Su, judging from my years of experience as a single person, you are going to die!"
Hua Butterfly smelled the peculiar smell in the air, covered her nose in time, blocked the poisonous gas invasion of the idol drama dog blood, and pinched Su Yunrui's face, pulling one side of her face and pulling it
In the end, it really didn't work, so I slapped it directly
I was in pain, and I suddenly sobered up a lot, and after regaining consciousness, the flower butterfly really wanted to slap me again
I hurriedly protected my red face and thanked the flower butterfly: "Enough is enough, no need to slap again, thank you Sister Hua!" β
The chatterbox stewed, covered his face and faced half of his forehead again: "Then aren't you going to go to her?" β
She willingly escaped with him by jumping out of the window on the third floor and sitting on her own horse...... Nowhere to be found," or he would have taken two tin buckets and served them to their nest in one pot
When I heard this, I sneered twice in my heart: Look at your sorry little sample~ That didn't take you away, that's a pity
"The kidneys are good, the kidneys are good!"
The flower butterfly on the side nodded meaningfully, and also said: "Well, the kidneys are good, the kidneys are good."
Mahjong has a big doubt, from half of his daughter-in-law she wanted to ask: "Lord~ How long has your daughter-in-law been running with your brother?" β
Mahjong, a proper authentic Northeast ballast, sounds like a good old altar sauerkraut
"It's been two years," he scratched the back of his head with half of his forehead, shyly smiling more than two fingers
Mahjong clapped his hands abruptly, his eyes gurgling, and he pointed at him, as if he understood something again, and said, "So?" You ran away from marriage, she eloped, and the two roads ran separately? β
Mahjong is really a famous saying, a blockbuster, and very summing up
Half-forehead nodded stiffly: "Yes!" β
On the side, I almost dropped my jaw when I heard it, and the flower butterfly was petrified on the spot
"Then you are a!!"
"Yo~Then you mention a fart~"
The voice of the flower butterfly and Su Yunrui's roar sounded at the same time, but the flower butterfly roared more elegantly
Half of the embarrassed smiled and said: "Oops~ I witnessed the shy impromptu flirtatious flirtatious performance just now, although it failed, I suddenly wanted to mention my emotional history~ However, I want to ask you if you saw a big fat bird? It hit and run, fled here, our boss Shen ordered me, and is arresting it, so that it can be brought to justice in time" Half of the forehead finally remembered to get down to business
Who wants to listen to your old things in the south of the city! Wait, birds?!
I immediately reacted, didn't we just finish eating one, and laughed twice: "Roar, haha, you can ask the right ......."
"Ahem, ahem!" Hua Butterfly coughed violently, as if reminding of something, and Su Yunrui's speech was interrupted, looking at her in confusion
Flower Butterfly's eyes carefully glanced at the trash can in the corner and the large black cauldron whose size was impossible to ignore, and in the trash can was the garbage cleaned by Udon's mother, and there were bird's 'bones' inside, which might be hot
And the big black cauldron is one of the 'murder weapons'
My eyes followed the gaze of the flower butterfly, and when I saw the trash can and the big black pot, I suddenly woke up, and realized that something was wrong, and I understood what I had just eaten
I have eliminated the harm of the people! move(ΰ²₯_ΰ²₯)
Amount...... No, that doesn't seem to be the point
Participating in the whole process of mending birds, killing birds, and cooking birds, I re-looked at the eyes of my drunken accomplice Hua Butterfly
Hua Butterfly clenched her fists to her mouth, glanced at the big black cauldron, and asked with her eyes: "Ahem?" "Do you want to tell him the truth, Sister Su?
For a while, my words choked in my throat, and I wanted to cry without tears in my heart, as if, according to the current situation, there was no other choice but to tell the truth
This Shen boss, if nothing else, it is Shen Mu, although this Shen Mu melon baby is usually not close to people, but he is quite kind-hearted, if his mood is not very low, then he should not be able to 'clamp the gram' of us all at once
Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and nodded in agreement, I looked at the flower butterfly, pointed to my mouth, and then squeezed my fist with my hand, smashed it on the palm of the other hand, waved my hand, compared to a fist, than a six, two horns hung on the head
Finally, he nodded solemnly and ended perfectly
This roughly means: to be honest, not to be beaten, to operate steadily, to top (*/β\*)
After doing this series of actions, I covered my eyes, and I couldn't bear to look at the next picture
The half-forehead on one side frowned: What kind of cult sign language is this?
"Actually, we boiled your big fat bird and ate it, it tasted pretty good, well, that's it" Flower Butterfly, who looked serious, like an iron man, patted half of her shoulder heroically, if she didn't step on her feet, it would be more imposing
Half of his forehead was stunned for a moment and then put on a meaningful smile, he resisted the urge to strangle someone! He endures!
He gritted his teeth: "............ Your actions are really fast, such talents can't be buried, you can follow me to deliver takeaway from a small restaurant in the future" The voice was full of murderous intent, but it was a bit funny
But in my heart, I kept crying: How can I go back and explain to Boss Shen, do I want to betray my body...... Body? Instead of that bird, go to the cooking class to make a miscellaneous fire? Crying chirp~ This is not the comfortable life that this handsome guy wants to pursue~
I smiled cheekily and said to Fang Braincase friendly: "Hehe~ This is our secret, don't tell Shen Mu~"
Bang - -
In the empty corridor, the sound of abrupt clattering footsteps slowly hit this side
At this moment, the regular patrol team of the cell came, and the patrol team pulled out of the dirt
Suddenly, he played cosplay, cosplay, and wore an iron helmet, light silver and white armor, and a spear in his hand
Seeing that there was a situation in front of him, Xian Youyang immediately trotted forward, looked half of his forehead up and down, and asked with a serious face: "You, which cell is from?" How do you run out and wander around"
The patrol team followed closely behind Xian Youyang's ass, and the black pressure was menacing
I pinched my throat and learned the tone of Xian Youyang: "Yes! Which cell are you from, this room is full, you go quickly, we are going to leave work soon."
Half of his forehead turned his head and roared at her hungry dragon: "I'm not a criminal!! β
Frightened, I jumped behind the flower butterfly as if I was running for my life: Sister Hua protects her body, the universe is invincible! It's also very handsome!
Half of the forehead saw the comer, and recognized it at a glance, the man in front of him was his boss Xian Youyang, although he was not his subordinate, but he still clenched his fists and responded respectfully and politely
"Report to Chief Xian, I am a person under Xicheng and Shen Mu, just now there was a big fat bird hit and run, and escaped here, Shen Chengguan ordered me to arrest him, and now I am asking this cadre, etc., and it has been confirmed that they have eaten the criminals" Half of the honest banana pointed at us
[Basho: Chongqing dialect translation Mandarin: too shou duty]
When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment: Huh!? Didn't you say that it was good to keep it secret?! What about secrecy? Did you keep it in the thermos cup??? Depend on!
After two seconds......
Eh, it seems that I only told him not to tell Shen Mu, a mistake, a mistake!
The momentum I was about to swell suddenly weakened
Xian Youyang here didn't react much when he heard this, lowered his eyes slightly, fell into deep thought, no words, and when he only received the words 'Shen Mu's people' in his mind, his eyes dimmed instantly, and he actually lost his mind for a moment
After a moment, Xian Youyang opened his mouth and ordered coldly, pointing his spear straight at half of his forehead: he said coldly: "Come to the demon, he, drag me out and feed the cockroaches"
"Yes, let's do it!" Two people walked out of the patrol brigade
I was surprised by the speed of this service: the efficiency of this service is quite fast, and if I am unemployed in the future, I will go to my daughter's country to deliver it! Dozens of calls are guaranteed to keep you exhausted every day! Let you experience the real Aquaman
Huh? Why is there no country of men? Emmm~ Women call men dead ghosts every day~ Dead ghosts~ Then maybe men are dead, it should be like this
I noticed that Xian Youyang was unhappy, and the next moment the ghost came out of the cell, stood in front of Xian Youyang, and looked up: "Why are you unhappy?"
Why is this kid covered in mud? Could it be that the young lady who bleached was tricked into carrying the cementβ Ο β?
Xian Youyang lowered his head, raised his eyes slightly, and glanced at her calmly, slightly surprised in his heart: So you are here! Looking for you, uh, cough cough, well, I happened to meet you......
Xian Youyang turned his head to the people around him and instructed: "Drag her away too, drag her to Xingzhi Hall, I will ask Shen Mu for advice and advice on something!" β
My body shook, and my shoulders shrunk: What do you want to ask me? Teach you how to make milk tea? How I feel like it's going to be the rhythm of the boat of friendship to be ruthlessly overturned
The two black-faced little brothers with knives and spears came up and set up Su Yunrui, and Su Yunrui was in the air all of a sudden, his feet couldn't touch the ground, and his movements were crisp and neat, without dragging the mud and water
Hua Butterfly looked at Su Yunrui who was taken away, her eyes were full of worry, and she was faintly reluctant: "Don't you tell me goodbye?" I wanted to form a Romeo and Pig overnight F4 group with her."
The fake stood beside her, heard her words, patted his chest with a hanging, and muttered in his mouth: "This matter, I am the first to disagree, because I am a boy paper, and I will fight with a sword in the future, I'm afraid I can't form a night F4 group with you Romeo and Pig, and when the time comes, I want to make new friends, take a big breath of fresh air, drink, drink the spiciest kind, eat the meat made by the best restaurant chef, and ride horses to fight for the border cities of the snail, and go into battle to kill all the people of the ghost clan, In this way, many indigenous people do not have to leave the border city......"
"What about us?" What about me and Mahjong? Follow you as always or go their separate ways? Which one would you choose? We're not going to pick you anyway
The fake was still boasting about his whimsy, and did not hear the flower butterfly say this very softly
The flower butterfly, who couldn't get a response, had to stand against a black line, silently walked away, as far away from him as possible, and finally simply left, got out of the cell coldly, returned to the small cell that was still warm, and squatted back in a small corner
Hua Butterfly left suddenly, and the fake reacted, and hurriedly chased after her, squatted beside her, and asked with some concern, "What's wrong with you?" β
Hua Butterfly suddenly smiled lazily, looked at his concerned face, stretched out his hand to calm his frowning brows, remembered what he had just said, sneered, and said, "Yo~ You went into battle to kill the enemy?" β
The flower butterfly laughed three times in her heart: Ahahahahaha...... Your wishful thinking, the dog will have to take a detour when he hears it!
The flower butterfly lowered her head again and smiled helplessly
"Aye~ It's a long time, can't you? Don't look down on me, with the assistance of my volume and tonnage, I can kill several people at a time~" The fake also exposed the strong muscles on his arms, and he slapped it with his free hand
The flower butterfly's low-hanging eyes lifted, slowly raised the eyelid and moved up, once again revealing a lazy smiling expression, and sneered at the innocent idea of the fake: "You go into battle to kill the enemy, and I and Mahjong are waiting for you to collapse behind you"
The fake was dumbfounded for a while, and finally just responded lightly: "............ Oh~ I TM thank you! β
"You're welcome, sir, this is what our corpse support group should do," Hua Butterfly smiled politely
The fake loves and hates the flower butterfly, clutches the pain in his heart, and says miserably: "............ Are you really not afraid of losing this baby? β
Hua Butterfly looked affirmative, and touched her conscience and nodded with a clear conscience: "Don't be afraid!" β
The fake felt another episode of angina, his five fingers grasped the position of his heart, and his face was hideous: Where did I put my fast-acting heart pills!! Fast! Fast! This ancestral glass heart of mine is dying!
And patted his chest and comforted himself: It's okay, as long as she doesn't take advantage of my critical illness to sneak into my oxygen tube