Chapter 38: Dude, I'm crushing my hair

The black-faced guy is here......

"Eh, it's crushing my hair...... Well! Dude, you guys go slower, panic...... I'm going to vomit, I'm going to vomit...... Vomit~~ "I'm really going to vomit......

I used to be a fairy in the sky to get a pilot's license, and I never had such a bumpy time flying

"Don't talk nonsense, it's not about playing with your phone to vomit!" The black-faced brother pressed his eyebrows and told her to shut up very impatiently

Nani? I heard it right, my beautiful girl was actually murdered, I was so wronged: "Xian Youyang, you ~no~ are ~ people ~~~~" actually watched me being abused

Xian Youyang, who was inexplicably poked, held his hands and said indifferently: "Sister Su, you look very light and slender"

"Really, (βŠ™xβŠ™; Really, really, really? ”

Xian Youyang replied lightly: "Well, it's really true."

I suddenly burst into joy: "Dwarf oil~ Xianyouyang, I knew that you were a good person, a very good person, although you have a cold face now, but I think you are good now~~ I will definitely make trouble when you get married in the future" Yes, it's so snobbish! That's how bad it is!

Xian Youyang: "............ "What else can I say, get married and make trouble?" Sister Su, you may never have this opportunity in your life

Two minutes later――――

To be honest, after getting used to it, it's quite comfortable to be carried around like this, as if I have three thousand beautiful men in the harem, and three thousand beautiful men will help me do coolies to make money and give me flowers......

It's just that my arms are a little sore, and I'm easily disillusioned

Thinking of this, I happily kicked my legs, pretended to be walking in space, and patted the shoulders of the two black guys with a beautiful face

The black-faced little brother was unhappy again, and his somewhat oppressive eyes were thrown at Su Yunrui

My back was cold, it seemed that this free transportation tool could not sit for a long time, and then, I raised my stubborn little face, with a calm feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist: "Let me down, I can go by myself!" ”

".................." The black-faced little brother looked at Su Yunrui's stubborn little face expressionlessly, and was completely speechless: You seem to have a broken leg when you say it, speechless,

Then the two black-faced little brothers looked at Xian Youyang, who was silently following behind them, and asked whether they could let it go

Xian Youyang didn't have any expression on his face, just nodded and motioned to put it down: "Put it down, let it go when you're tired, and sooner or later you will put it down."

So the black-faced little brother listened to Xian Youyang's words, and he couldn't help but wonder: What's wrong with Xianchengguan, why is the whole person so melancholy, but he's very tired~

The two black-faced little brothers glanced at each other, carefully put her down, and moved their muscles and bones, flicked their arms and moved their muscles and bones

Xian Youyang saw that they no longer had 'use value', and waved at them empathetically: "Die, Pikachu, you two brothers can get off work"

The two black brothers bowed their waists, made waves, and said in unison: "Yes" and then left with Xian Youyang

The black-faced little brother No. 1 suddenly became light: It's too old, I'm off work, I can go back to accompany my mother...... Well, I talked about life with my daughter-in-law

The black-faced little brother No. 2 ran and jumped and couldn't wait to go home

Black Brother No. 1 looked at his back and shouted, "Why are you walking so fast?"

The black-faced little brother No. 2 didn't reply and said loudly: "I want to go home" I want to go back and be beaten by my wife as soon as possible, I like to be beaten by my wife the most

After I landed smoothly, I stood up straight and looked up to catch a glimpse of those monsters still adding ratings to Journey to the West

"Sister Su, come with me, I'll lead the way, don't get lost" Xian Youyang still called Su Yunrui gently Sister Su, and his attitude was not as cold as just now

"Oh, yes!" I gladly accepted

…………

Jiang Wuwu stayed in a fairly clean and tidy single cell at this time, and suddenly heard footsteps from far and near

He stood up suddenly, ran over to look, and saw that it was Xian Youyang and Su Yunrui who were walking this way

I didn't know what was going on, but when I looked up, I saw Jiang Wuwu

He hasn't been beaten to death by the prison guards yet~

There are really thousands of roads in the world, and enemies live to see each other late

I didn't hesitate to stop, turned my head to Xian Youyang and asked, "Salted egg yolk boy, why did you bring me here?" Do you want to see me have a close-up domestic violence with Jiang Wuwu, a sworn enemy? ”

Xian Youyang tilted his head and said with a little confusion: "Domestic violence? ”

It's not domestic violence, it's just asking me to come over and help beat him to death? Well, it must be like that! (Affirmative faceβ•°_β•―)

"Huh? Sister Su, why are you walking backwards? Xian Youyang turned around and saw Su Yunrui walking backwards with his hands behind his back, and he was getting farther and farther away from him

I was about to sneak away to find the gang boss Brother Di to support the field, but I was suddenly called by Xian Youyang, so I had to walk back with my head down

Hurry up and find a topic to perfunctorily: "Huh? Is there ~ Is there any? It's because you're too indulgent in silky~ It's too indulgent in silky~"

Xian Youyang pouted: "How can there be~ The soles of your feet are too slippery, you should do a foot massage"

"Xian Youyang, which store do you think is good and cheap? ( ́◔ β€Έβ—”') I think some black-hearted bosses are very cheating, just smear some oil, black sesame mush, it will cost hundreds of demon spirit coins"

Taking the opportunity to report some black-hearted bosses, I am really an enthusiastic three-good teenager, and today is really a beautiful and righteous day!

Xian Youyang thought about it, but seriously proposed: "Well, I think it's still a blind aunt's shop is good, and I broke my bones last time I went......

I was secretly shocked in my heart: This kid can't understand such an obvious reaction of the masses to report social bad phenomena, how did he become the position of Dongchengguan?! Are talents so scarce in the border cities...... Maybe people cry twenty Ultramans at a time behind their backs, but they still have to believe in his ability.

"The surname Sue! The surname Sue! Xianyu ......" Jiang Wuwu's lungs, who were ignored on the side, were about to explode (γƒŽΰΉ‘'ȏ ́๑)γƒŽβŒ¨, desperately waving his arms to them and shouting loudly, trying to get their attention

Jiang Wuwu roared loudly, of course I heard it, I knew that I was very attractive, but I was too lazy to deal with these humble men who were attracted by my external 'debt' beauty

My beauty just glanced at Jiang Wuwu lightly, and she was inexplicably a little angry in her heart, and she wanted to go up, so she grabbed Jiang Wuwu's collar and yelled at him

My head is big, huh? Shouting my name twice!! You damn man wants to have someone hammer you with a shit! Ahem, I heard that the girls who say overlapping words are very cute\(//βˆ‡//)\

After speaking, I was chic in appreciating their mouths, and then looked at Jiang Wuwu holding my thighs and crying with a noble face, what a beautiful and touching picture, everyone must hope that time will stay at this moment because of me

But the truth must be that Jiang Wuwu pressed my face to the ground, gently stepped on my feet, and then ravaged a few ambiguous sole prints on my face with nine pieces of nine free shipping deep-sea hydrating mask for long-term maintenance

What a happy finale!

Hey~ The claws of life are still ready to do something to me, the cannibal flower of my motherland.........

Therefore, before I am ready to die, in my limited life mileage, I still have to take responsibility for my life and save my own life, even if I can buy a resurrection armor

If my cognition of life is meaningless, oh no, everyone, living is meaning, meaning sublimates the value of existence, like cooking a pot of chicken soup for the soul in the circle of friends, living is meaning, to yourself, to others, to those who love you

After all, if I am so easily killed, no one will dare to be a beauty in the future, I will have no successor, and Tiandi Bank will have no source of income, and no one will build a statue for me to suppress evil and avoid lightning, so I will ask if it is very miserable

Feel miserable buckle 1, feel not miserable buttonhole beads (domineering president with the same cold face cold gaze ∏_∏)