Chapter 43: There is something wrong with the emperor
Chapter 43: There is something wrong with the emperor
"The slave is sent by the emperor to bring a message to Xiao Lizi, can you ask the prime minister's wife to open the door and let the slave complete the task." A slender male voice came in from outside the door, Xiao Lizi? Isn't that a eunuch! Wow, I don't know what the ancient eunuch was, huh? This emperor has a word? God, she humiliated me, and I didn't humiliate enough?!
"Father-in-law, please come in." E-Niang wiped her tears and hurriedly opened the door.
"The minions don't dare. The minion can speak outside the door. The emperor invited Miss Qiange to go to the Imperial Garden tomorrow to participate in the emperor's banquet, and the emperor invited many daughters from the house, hoping that Miss Qiange could come; In addition, the emperor ordered the slave to bring a letter and asked the slave to pass it to Miss Qiange. "It turns out that the eunuch should be so respectful to the prime minister? The concept of ancient people is really strange, isn't there anything that girls can't enter in the room? But what kind of bird idea is this emperor playing! Want me to attend a feast? Didn't you still scold me for not being able to do it!
"The minions go first." After Xiao Lizi saw E-Niang take the letter, she left like this. Leave a face full of surprise and Niang.
"Shallow song! It seems that this emperor must have a good impression of you! E-Niang smiled very happily, and then handed me the letter
There is a short sentence written on the letter, and just one sentence can make me uneasy, because I really can't guess what the emperor is thinking!
"I like such an unscrupulous woman" That's right, the letter says this very strange sentence! Caused me to lose sleep all night...
Palace
"Little plums. Got things done? β
"It's the emperor. The servant has handed over the letter and brought the word. Xiao Lizi blessed the man in front of him
"Good. What's the reaction? The corners of the man's mouth in front of him raised slightly; Strong hand, on the extremely deep contour of the handsome face, deep eyes, at the moment full of playfulness, straight nose bridge and beautiful lines of sexy double beauty; This is a very good man. The whole person emitted a kind of aura that shocked the world.
The Prime Minister's wife looked shocked, but the girl was expressionless. Before the slave could speak, he heard the cry of the girl and the prime minister's wife. "For the emperor, she doesn't need to make up some nice words, she just needs to tell the truth, because this is a good lord, a lord who rules the country very well, and is very wise. The emperor is rarely angry, his expression is always cold and indifferent, not only is he good-tempered, but he will not be angry with others, so even if the words they bring back are not good, the emperor will not be angry and will give a reward! Xiao Lizi is very glad that he met a master who is good to him, and he is also an emperor!
"Oh. It seems that what I said was really hurtful," the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, showing that he had nothing to do with himself.
I admit that when I went out, I kept looking in the mirror, and I also admitted that I said a word in the mirror: Mu Qiange All men will be subdued under your skirt, but I didn't expect that I was so beautiful that even birds were jealous! It turned out to be like a piece of bird on me, but fortunately, it wasn't in the palace, it was in front of my own house.
"Little Cuia! Isn't Miss Ben so beautiful! This bird actually pulled on my clothes, and I wonder why she didn't pull on you. "Xiaocui is looking for another piece of clothing to put on for me, but there is no way that the original one was soiled by bird poop!
"Miss, what would you do if the bird pulled on me?"
"Please, stupid! Of course I'm laughing at you! And I will not go with you; Speaking of bird poop, I suddenly thought of a nice name that I wanted to give to you! β
"Miss, why are you like this! No conscience! Miss, what name would you like to give me? This young lady actually said that she wanted to laugh at me next to her, alas, the young lady's personality is really "cute". I think Miss must have given me a name
"Bird poop Cuiah!" I saw that Xiao Cui's face immediately turned the color of pork liver.
"Miss, this is it." Xiaocui's face is really stinky now, but she picks out the clothes that look better than the one just now, and after wearing them, she is very satisfied.
"Miss, you are so beautiful!"
"Xiaocui, your mouth is so sweet! But hehe, I don't humbly hug you in this place, I think my Mu Qiange is a combination of beauty and wisdom, beautiful and smart hahahahaha"
"Miss, of course, everyone in the world knows that Miss is the number one beauty in the world; Everyone in the world also knows that Miss is the most talented woman in the world! β
"The first talented woman in the world every day?!" She has nothing to say and nothing to say, please forgive me for being rude, but she won't, is it a talented woman? Or the world's most talented woman?
"It's Miss A! Don't be modest! I heard that the emperor is banqueting some very powerful women this time, each of them has its own uniqueness, and they are all young women. This time, it seems that there are a few famous and talented women! β
Talented? Then if I go, it will be equivalent to a mess! Oh my!
In the carriage, my head kept thinking, what is so good about me? I think if you invite a lot of talented women to participate, it must be for everyone to show off their uniqueness.
In the previous world, my father was very strict with me, my country began to learn things in the country when I was young, I began to learn things in high school, I began to learn things in high school, I began to learn things in high school, I played the piano, danced, calligraphy, and sang My father gave me strict training, and I think about it carefully, I am also a "talented girl" hemp! I also know a little bit about the guzheng, but I don't know if I can remember it? It's just that later I stupidly ran to be a hotel lady, half because my mother lived in it, and the other half because I made bad friends. The only thing I learned as a hotel lady was how to "know people", and I think this would have helped me in ancient times.
"Miss? Miss? It's here! Xiao Cuihong's voice pulled me back from my memories, I quickly got out of the car, please palace, how can I miss such a good opportunity?
The palace is the palace, Gai Yang is so magnificent, but he can take a few more looks, and he was taken to the imperial garden by the eunuch as soon as he arrived; The birds and flowers in the imperial garden smell good, the flowers are in full bloom, and the surroundings are very chic, but the most attractive thing is not this flower, but a group of very beautiful women in front of them, each of whom is more delicate than flowers.
"Isn't this Sister Qiange, who has the title of the world's first beautiful and talented woman?" With bad intentions, that's all I think about the beautiful woman in front of me. The emperor hasn't arrived yet, so isn't everyone gossiping together?
"May I ask who you are?"
"My sister is teasing my sister again, I'm Lan Haowen! Uncle and sister hurt the most, and that Lan smelled good, "Uncle? Looks like she's my cousin? I looked at Xiaocui, Xiaocui nodded, these days we get along with Xiaocui and I like sisters, the tacit understanding is excellent, I lost 100 million yuan because only my mother and Xiaocui know.
"I'm not very impressed with you." I looked at her, she was dressed beautifully, with green embroidered flowers of different sizes, pink brocade cedar inside, yellow patterns on the beautiful belt, and green hem.
"Sister, do you hate the smell of orchid? In the end, I blame Lan for smelling good, and I didn't have time to save my sister when my sister fell into the water? Lan Hao smells and smells really guilty, Lan Hao smells bad, Lan smells bad, Lan smells bad, Lan smells good, you should work hard, if I don't fall, I can save my sister" said and sobbed, it was really powerful, the means were good, I wanted to pretend to be pitiful and then look bad, everyone present was staring at us, of course, I didn't ignore watching the man not far from us, I believe that Lan Hao smelled the smell of the man before he saw it.
"I didn't mention my falling into the water just now, my sister doesn't need to be so nervous, I've already been relieved, but why is my sister still worried about this matter?" There was a flash of panic in her eyes as I finished speaking, but she still smiled, and she couldn't see it unless she looked closely.
"Lan smells good and cares about my sister, huh?! Emperor? Minnu Lan smells good and has seen the emperor. "It's time to say it, and everyone is blessed together.
"The people's daughter Ziqing has seen the emperor."
"The people's daughter Ping'er has seen the emperor."
"The people's daughter Ruozhu has seen the emperorγγγγγγ Folk girl. "I don't even remember the name, but how many people came? I've just been hearing the people's daughters, the people's women, the people's girls, I don't know how many times I've heard, it seems like it's my turn to speak?
"The folk girl has seen the emperor in a shallow song." I looked at her today, her heroic posture was radiant, and her gestures were very charming; She was wearing golden clothes, which showed her innate nobility and domineering, her eyes were blazing, and her black eyes were flashing with banter, she looked at me, the corners of her mouth were hooked, as if I was a novelty baby, I showed my teeth and smiled at her.
"Everyone doesn't have to be so polite, today's banquet is just to get acquainted with all the talented daughters and daughters, and learn about literature and art, that's all. Let's take a seat! She glanced at me, opened her mouth to say these words, I saw that some women were very lonely, because they had not yet introduced themselves, they were interrupted by the emperor, there is a Qingxu building in the imperial garden, very large and elegant, see a large area of flowers and plants, everyone gathered at a table, carefully count about 20 people. And I, on the right side of the emperor, counted the third seat.
"There are some small snacks ahead, and the girls will enjoy them slowly. After enjoying it, it is the time for everyone to learn literature and art" Xiao Lizi stood behind the emperor and said to a few of us, she also specially stretched her neck, like a turkey, the more she thought about it, the funnier it became, I didn't listen carefully to what she said, what night and what performance, I only heard her words in front of her, that is, I want everyone to learn about literature and art. Turkey turkey turkey minion little plum turkey turkey, bad the more you think about it, the funnier it gets.
"Poof, wahahaha, haha, haha~" I'm sorry for my ladylike image, but I can't control it~ My little Cui Ah was just taken out by someone else, otherwise I can say that she farted or something like that to explain the reason why I laughed!
"Sister Qiange is so interested, what are you laughing at?" Lan Haowen sat first on the right side of the emperor, and the seat was chosen by herself, she was the first to win, she was the most powerful and the fastest.
"Nothing. I just think that the little plum is like a turkey. Yes? "Oops, how can I say that I slipped my mouth?
I saw Xiao Lizi stretch his neck and immediately retracted, his face was blue and white.
I couldn't hold back my laughter, but in the end I couldn't laugh at all. Because those daughters and the emperor all looked at me expressionlessly, strange that I owe you money, I don't even smile, everyone's eyes are telling me to shut up, it's really not interesting at all! Or is it only Xiaocui who understands me and laughs---