Chapter 44: Interested in Me

After an hour, everyone finished enjoying the snacks, and the bullshit emperor asked everyone to make poems, since she just looked at me with a blank face and smiled, my good impression of her has decreased by three points.

"I don't know what topic the emperor wants to use?" This Lan smells good and smells good enough to have the means, and sitting in the seat closest to the emperor has many advantages.

"Yilan smells good, what title do I want to use" As soon as I heard this, the whole person looked happy, and the other people's eyes were jealous.

"Lan Haowen is stupid, sitting next to Lan Haowen is giving my sister Lan Mei, can you ask Lan Mei to ask for the question?" It turns out that the person sitting in the second is her sister Ah, Lan Mei? This name is so ugly, even if it is ugly, her face is also long, this Lan smells good, and she wants to promote her sister to get the emperor's favor together?

"Of course, Lan smells good, and the girl said yes, I will definitely agree."

"Thank you for the grace of the emperor, since you are in the imperial garden, then use "flower" to describe it. ”

"Good. Whoever thinks of it will be the first to say."

"A hundred flowers are blooming, beautiful and bright, and the scenery is good. Look at the Meilan in full bloom, pleasing to the eye and really good. "Bad poem, Miss Ben has this idea in her heart, isn't "Lan" just to describe herself? A bowl of cherries? What an exaggeration! Phew! But does this "Mei" describe me or her sister?

"Good poetry! It is indeed pleasing to the eye" This emperor has a problem with his head, this is called a good poem?

"The scenery in the Imperial Garden is good, and the flowers are gathered together. It was originally a bud to be staked out, and it is in full bloom at the moment. Who knows if the flowers are sad? The surface scenery is in tears. I have worked hard for you, and I just hope that you can cherish it", and this poem tastes different in everyone's ears. Some people will think that I am speaking in the center, and some people will think that I am pretending to be pitiful.

"Miss Shallow Song is one of the flowers in this poem?"

"No, I'm a little grass, I just hope that there will be a big tree to shelter me from the wind and rain, and that light song is willing to spend my life with her"

"Do I have a chance to be that tree?"

This emperor, are you interested in me? But I was stunned by her question, does she have a chance? No, I don't know. I didn't laugh.

"Everyone is tired, let's go! Please prepare well for the dinner in the evening, and I will look forward to it. "Is this Long Tianyu fart? So it's gone? If I read it correctly, there was sadness in her eyes when she walked away.

"Xiao Cui just said that the emperor said that there is a dinner party? What is it? "As soon as I came out of Qingxu Building, I saw Xiaocui, I'm so excited, or Xiaocui is the best.

"Miss, you have a really bad memory, you just want to perform! I thought Miss had figured out what she was going to perform? I had a reminder yesterday! "Did Xiaocui talk about it? I think there should be. Because usually Xiaocui speaks, I listen to it as~ But after performing words, it's good to sing a song~ Cowardly! It's hard for me~

"Okay, Xiaocui, you're getting more and more noisy, did I say I forgot?"

"Miss ....."

Now I am eating the delicious osmanthus cake in front of me, while watching the hen dancing in front of me, and it is also a hen in estrus, this magnolia smells good and the taste is too exaggerated, and I have changed my clothes, and I have a fiery red belly and a mouth, and I am really sexy, this is not a bunch of princes have been recruited? I took a closer look at the handsome and dashing third prince, his eyes were cold, he didn't seem to be interested in everything, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of mockery looking at Mulan smelling good, these three princes are like Long Tianyu, Long Tianyu ranks second, twenty-six this year, just now I asked Xiaocui to inquire, these three princes are twenty-five, and the two are only one year old; Looking at the handsome but gentle fourth prince, a beautiful man, his eyes are very gentle and gentle, and he feels as if he can cry in her arms if he has a grievance.

"Good! Good! Okay, "This colored man Long Tianyu!" Good fart, now Long Tianyu looks like a rooster in heat in my eyes

"Lan smells good, you can probably compete with your sister Qiange, so it seems that Lan smells good, you also have the qualifications to get the title of the world's first beauty and talented girl." It's all about me at all! It's too much, doesn't this imply that I smell better than Mulan and taste worse?

"Lan smells good, how dare you fight with your sister."

"Just watch the performance, Miss Mu Qiange, you should perform it quickly, forget it" What do you mean by it? What is Long Tianyu's attitude towards me?

"Yes."

"Light Song, come here!" Long Tianyu suddenly shouted.

"Me?" Strange, what is this Long Tianyu telling me to do? Look at Nalan's good smell and jealous eyes, good Aunt Ben has nothing to say, nothing to say, so come and make this Mulan smell good and jealous.

"Yes, hurry up, hurry up!" After she finished speaking, I had already walked over, and suddenly she put her arms around me.

"Light song, give me a hug! I like you so much! Tell you! I don't allow you to show it to other men, yes, yes, yes, I want to hide you well."

"Hey, you guys are presumptuous! I didn't see my woman here, and I didn't kneel down, I wanted to shout "Queen auspicious" to me! "Won't you, Queen?

So everyone knelt down and shouted that my queen was auspicious, you know the hemp, people sometimes just love vanity, I admit that I do have some refreshing feelings, so I struggled to raise my head from Tianyu Yang's stomach and shouted, this shout, everyone's faces were red with anger.

"Get up, puppies! Go and be good! "Yes, I really shouted loudly

"Presumptuous! The queen tells you to get up! Why don't you thank the queen well! "Long Tianyu is so cute when she gets drunk, it's good that she will always be drunk!

"Thank you, Queen Mother!"

"Good dogs! and go! ”

"Queen, I see that Lan smells good, there is nothing to say, nothing to say, so big! I want to take her back and catch her, so that I can be satisfied! "Damn it, drunk or so horny?

"No! Your Majesty, you are bad, isn't it enough that you have a shallow song? Then I don't want to be the queen, you let the big hen have nothing to say, and the hen is a good Heng, "Please, when it's appropriate, I still want to be petite!"

"Then Qiange wants to satisfy me later?"

"You! Death Phase! Rest assured, Qiange will definitely fly the emperor's service to the sky! ”

"Good, good! Lan smells good, and the smell goes down! ”

"Lan smells good, the smell of hens! Why are you still stunned here? "Since Long Tianyu is drunk, then I will also be bold, and see that Nalan smells so good that he is so angry that he has nothing to say.

Everyone left, and at this time, Hou Long Tianyu picked me up horizontally, and then walked towards her bedroom.

After a night of love, my whole body was aching and weak, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Long Tianyu's face full of chagrin.

"Please, don't put on a bitter gourd face, okay?"

"I will be responsible for you, and I will give you everything except love; You have to figure it out, if I hadn't said in front of everyone that you were the queen, and let the queen force me, this queen must have been sweet! "There are so many ruthless men, where to find true love, travel to this ancient time, isn't it the same? The same no one loves.

"It turns out that there is a sweet, don't worry, I won't interfere with you, I'm Mu Qiange will do what he says"

"Okay, you can remember what you said today" After that, she asked Xiao Lizi to send me back to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

"Light song, my mother will miss you! You have to live well in the palace, although the emperor already has a beloved, but it is estimated that your father's face will not be too bad for you, don't forget that you are the queen mother! If the emperor bullies you and asks the queen mother to vent your anger, how can you say that you are also the queen. "I know that E-Niang really hurts me, so I told the emperor and me all the things, E-Niang listened to the tears and fell down, she choked after saying these words, and then held my hand.

In the past two days, Eniang came to tell me a lot of ways to protect herself, because she was afraid that I would be bullied, the reason is very simple, I heard that Lin Tian'er, the daughter of the Hubu Shangshu, was immediately named "Sweet Concubine" by the emperor on the day I went home. Today I will enter the palace.

"Miss, don't be afraid! In the palace, Xiaocui will still accompany you! "I don't remember the process, I was very dizzy, so I don't know how I got to the palace.

"Don't worry, what kind of person is your young lady, I won't be bullied, just listening to the name of this sweet concubine will lose me!"

"Huh? What does Miss mean? ”

"Don't you think her name looks like Yahuan? Sweet?! Hehe's laughing at the dead~ My name is Mu Qiange, which is much better! ”

"Miss, you can finally joke again, Miss Xiaocui has to go out first, Miss, you wait for the emperor inside!" After Xiaocui finished speaking, I waved her hand and she went down.

I'm afraid the emperor won't come today, I'll sleep well, I heard that I have to go to see the queen mother early tomorrow morning, sleeping alone in an empty bed, I can't help but be a little happy, I have such a big bed to myself, it's so cool! I don't feel bad about this kind of thing, I'm not afraid of being smelled if I want to fart when I sleep alone! I'm so tired, I'm going to sleep.

"The queen is auspicious, the slave and maid are dressed and changed for the mother, and I have to go to see the queen mother." Early the next morning, a palace maid came, who looked very dexterous and was available. I've found that I'm getting better and better.

"Okay, where is the emperor?"

"The emperor went to the sweet concubine Niangniang in the Tibetan Flower Palace, and the slave maid heard the news that the emperor wanted to take the sweet concubine Niangniang to see the queen mother, and planned to let the queen mother go alone." What a smart and clever woman! Help me inquire about the situation first, it can indeed be reused. This Long Tianyu wants me to be embarrassed to avoid being too exceeded? There are no doors.

"Ziyi, I hope you and I can be as good as sisters, just like me and Xiaocui. I'm not polite, but only in front of us, and I don't want you to be framed by others. I held her hand, and the purple clothes were already red.

"Ziyi has been a queen all her life."

I got a good talent at the palace, and it seems that my communication skills are not bad. I changed into a purple dress, relaxed but dignified, my hair was all coiled, and Xiao Cui helped me insert a white jade hair with tassels on the edges.

The Queen Mother is very kind, it seems that she also likes me very much, I casually told a cold joke, she laughed and couldn't be beautiful, the ancient people's laughter was really good.

"Miss, what did you say to the Queen Mother, why did the Queen Mother smile like this" Because Xiaocui is like my sister, I want her to call me Miss like before.

"There was a pig that fell in the palace."

I felt that the air around me was cold, everyone just continued to walk silently, and the old man of the Queen Mother was still laughing in her palace, and suddenly thought about it and felt quite funny, the Queen Mother must not know that I said that the pig was referring to her, the old man

I've had a very comfortable time these days, when I'm fine, I'll go to the Imperial Garden, what do you want, the Queen Mother will come to me to chat if you have nothing to do, and this chat is from morning to night, every time I go to the Queen Mother to reward me with a bunch of treasures! How good, tell a few more jokes and a bunch of treasures can be drawn! I found that I couldn't guess this emperor more and more, she had never seen me, but she sent a small plum turkey to send a bunch of strange little things, and often sent me osmanthus cakes to eat, strange how did she know that I love to eat? Is it because I stuffed osmanthus cake into my mouth during the dinner?

"Miss! O Miss! Ziyi is injured! Xiaocui rushed in with a nervous face, I was so frightened by her voice that I immediately fell off the chair, fell to the ground, and the osmanthus cake squirted from my mouth to the face of Xiaocui who came to help me

"Reprimand~ha~Osmanthus Cui~~Hahaha" looked at her face full of osmanthus cakes, with her helpless expression was really funny, and I couldn't help but laugh

"Miss! You're too much, and you're always bullying Xiaocui! Yes! Miss! Purple clothes are injured! ”

"What? How so? Where is she" I was shocked when I heard this, and quickly grabbed Xiao Cuiyang's hand and asked anxiously

"Purple clothes are now in the courtyard in front!"

As soon as I heard this, I immediately rushed out. I had a bad feeling in my heart.

"Purple!" I rushed out of Fengxi Palace, and in the small corner of the courtyard, I saw a red and swollen face and a purple dress.

"Huh? Niangniang auspicious! She saluted at once

"Didn't I say that etiquette is waived? What's the deal with the wounds on your face? Frankly! I saw that her face was flushed, and I had already guessed most of it.

"Just now the slave maid was in the imperial garden, and when the sweet concubine saw that I knew that I was the maid of the palace, she said that I had a bad attitude towards her, so she slapped the slave maid twice, "My heart sank, this sweet concubine is dead?" Dare to touch me?

"Ziyi, do you have a bad attitude?"

"There is absolutely no slave maid, please believe it"

"Okay, Ziyi, I also know that you are not the kind of person who has no manners, I will definitely help you get justice!"

"Xiao Cui Ziyi will follow me to the Hidden Flower Palace." Sweet concubine, sweet concubine! I've always wanted to live in peace, but you'll be able to stand it when it moves me!

Before I came to the "Tibetan Flower Palace", a few little eunuchs saw that it was me, and immediately shouted loudly inside.

"The Queen Mother has arrived!" Being honored as the queen mother, I am indeed quite cool, black, black

After waiting for about five minutes, a beautiful woman came out of it, she had a beautiful goose egg face, willow thin eyebrows, tender like watery red phoenix eyes, a tall nose, ruddy and small mouth; Wearing a green lace patterned dress, there are many large and small hair forks on his head.

"Sister, why did you come all of a sudden?" Her voice was soft, but she was too arrogant to even salute.

"My sister Chang Yang is really beautiful, no wonder the emperor runs to you every day" I didn't answer her question directly.

"My sister is laughing sweetly." With that, she took me by the hand

"My sister is really beautiful, and my sister sighs to herself. By the way, I heard that my sister just beat me up as a slave, right? ”

"Huh? Sister damn it, sister damn it, I don't know she's a sister! She glanced at the purple clothes behind me, and then hurriedly said, Heng, you really know how to pretend, I think you dare to fight because I am the one who is the one, right?

"Sister, that's right! This girl in purple has no etiquette, and my sister has long wanted to teach her a good lesson! Thanks to my sister helping me, I really like you! The minion should have taught him a lesson! ”

"Yes, yes, yes! This girl is useless! Hey, that girl, you kneel for me! "As soon as Sweet Guifei heard me say that I wanted to teach Ziyi a lesson, I was overjoyed, and now I started to get worse.

"Purple clothes are not going to kneel soon? Why is my sister Ziyi rude to you? ”

"She's a girl! even called me Sweet Concubine Niangniang directly, there is still a difference between the concubine and the concubine! She actually called me Sweet Concubine Niangniang, I was really a little wronged, I was a noble concubine, she actually called the wrong honorific title! "That's an exaggeration, isn't it? If you have one less expensive person, you will be beaten, Ziyi Ah Ziyi, rest assured, I will definitely help you get justice

"Huh? It's really no etiquette, as long as you make a mistake, everyone needs to be punished the same, even if it's someone around the palace. ”

"That's it! Everyone who makes a mistake will be punished! So a slap and a kneeling penalty is basic! She took my hand and said, "Soon, I immediately withdrew my hand and slapped her in the face twice.