The stuffy three bottles looked at the little thumb that the Chang'e Immortal had not withdrawn for a long time, and finally relented

Forget it, pull it, it's no big deal, it's a big deal to go back and let the ginger sauce paste help cut off a 'finger'

The three bottles of stuffy stuff had to stretch out ten fingers and thumbs in great depression, and carefully twisted the nail cap of the little finger of the Chang'e immortal

Chang'e immortals are anti-guest-oriented, and they can't help but pull the little thumbs of the stuffy three bottles, hook them, and happily say: "Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change for a hundred years!" Whoever becomes a puppy is a puppy! ”

Chang'e Immortal looked satisfied, tears of excitement in her heart, and a smile with a smile on her face: Woo~ After so many years, she finally touched a man's finger, and it was not easy for a special cat

Compared with the happy Chang'e immortals, there is no smile on the face of the stuffy three bottles, and the complexion is as pale as usual: he~ naïve woman (; One_one), wait, dog?!

Woof?

"What are you thinking?" The Chang'e Immortal had been looking at the expression of the stuffy three bottles, guessing what he wanted in his heart, and asked in a slightly cold voice

The stuffy three bottles replied in a very normal tone: "I think why you are so cute and charming!" ”

Chang'e Immortal held his powder fist and pushed the three bottles, covered his face and said shyly: "Oops~ Don't talk nonsense!" People are originally little fairies who love flowers and flowers~ It's natural to be cute and charming! ”

The three bottles were speechless for a while: What is this woman muttering?

(The author said: Heh!) Men)

"What are we going to talk about next?" The Chang'e Immortal looked at the ceiling of the Moon Palace in a daze, and her voice was muffled

With a smile in his eyes, Lang said in a laughing voice: "I have an interesting topic, why don't we talk about that and that!" The one that's a little inappropriate for children."

The Chang'e Immortal looked at him, not knowing what he meant, so he could only echo and nodded: "Okay, good!" ”

The stuffy three bottles gently wrapped around the shoulders of the Chang'e Immortals, and the two were very close, and the Chang'e Immortals felt the weight on their shoulders, and in an instant, their eyes widened slightly, and there was an inexplicable look floating in their eyes

Chang'e Immortal blushed......

The three bottles approached the ears of the Chang'e Immortals, and said in a low and slow voice: "That...... Where are you going to bury yourself when you die? ”

The Chang'e Immortal covered her red cheeks, blurted out with a smile in her tone: "Naturally, it's with you!"

The three bottles were a little stunned, and couldn't help but look at her twice, frowning: "I have no intention of dying for the time being!" What are you doing with me? Could it be that you are worried about my coffin book?! The tail of the muffled bottle suddenly raised

……

dreamland

The sky gradually became dark, and the dark clouds were stacked layer by layer, and the clouds formed thick blocks, which had the potential to press the sea

The sea breeze was howling and blowing, and the small boat was rocking from side to side

I was lying on my back in the boat watching the fire and clouds, and I saw that the weather suddenly became gloomy

Ye Jianya, who was sitting on the bow of the boat, lowered his head, and suddenly giggled gloomily, and the particularly harsh laughter was like the sound of fingernails scraping the glass before a storm in the middle of the night, and Ye Jianya's shoulders trembled

Listening to this, my scalp exploded, I felt that my vest was a little cold, and I stretched out my foot to kick Ye Jianya off the boat and ask him if he smoked firecrackers? So excited?!

When I kicked on Ye Jianya's back, Ye Jianya didn't move a bit

I immediately sensed that something was wrong, and tiptoed up and walked over, stopped behind Ye Jianya, patted him on the shoulder, and called tentatively: "Ye ~ big ~ wave ~"

Ye Jianya's body was stunned, and he stopped trembling, as if he had just noticed that someone was calling his name, and he raised his head coldly like a toy

The neck is like a bloody mouth slowly engulfing the back of the head, then the forehead, the eyes......

My eyes lit up, and I straightened my neck and couldn't help but feel the spirit: Yo yo yo! Imitating Transformers Na kids? Good guys, give you a round of applause

In the end, Ye Jianya gave birth to a closed eye, the whole head with a bloodshot slimy unknown liquid, and a clown-like smiling face facing me

I took a step back and said secretly: This child should not use Rejoicing in the future, his hair is all gone, there is not a single hair on the top of his head, and the thief is bright, and I don't know that I think this kidneys are all busy growing stones

The picture is really weird

I saw that something was wrong, so I turned around and ran before he could open my eyes, and the cold touch suddenly climbed up my ankle, restraining my next foot lift

I hesitated and fell to the ground: "Hiss~" The cold feeling on my ankle faded, but my whole body began to hurt, and my tears were hazy, but I could hold it back

Ye Jianya paced around me, and finally squatted in front of me, looking directly at me, grinning an extremely uncomfortable grin

It doesn't feel real at all, like a red plastic bag, blurry, unable to see the real thing, mysterious and depressing

Ye Jianya held a ball of fishy carrion in both hands and gathered it in front of me, and the flies stayed on the carrion, buzzing excitedly on the carrion

The smell of a foul smell worse than rotten eggs lingered in my nose and rushed to my brain, and I almost couldn't hold back my vomit several times

I cried and begged for mercy: "Please spare me! Are you unhappy to hurt each other in that dead perverted dream of Jiang Wuwu's dream? ”

The sea breeze blew even stronger, like an old woman in a hurry to grab the discounted cabbage

Ye Jianya laughed weirdly again, knelt down with the carrion of white flowers, and then leaned down, and the blood from the carrion dripped on the wooden board with an exceptionally clear sound

Da-da-da-da......

Drop by drop falls on the plank and dips into it......

Ye Jianya suddenly said, "I'll show you a baby~" said and poked his hand into his abdomen

What is this for?! Do you want to dance a striptease, ah!! I can't watch I can't watch! Be cross-eyed

I roared in my heart, and quickly covered my eyes, and couldn't help but peek through the gap between my fingers: This man's abs are not ducks? Eh hey hey ~ *罒▽罒*

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but wipe my hair

"Bell, bell! It's not good-looking! ”

Ye Jianya's hand withdrew from his abdomen and quickly swiped in front of my eyes

He raised his hand to the side, and in his raised hand he held a small pink square handkerchief, fluttering in the wind, and showing it to me Kangkang with a smile in his eyes

I couldn't help but take out a piece of white silk, tie it in a circle, raise it in front of him, and raise my eyebrows: "Good, hang your neck in it, and I'll send you on your way!" ”

Ye Jianya and I looked at each other for a while, and neither of them spoke

Suddenly

He buried his head in front of me, and the façade reached into the carrion, sniffing the carrion

Suddenly I suddenly raised my head as if I remembered something, and looked left and right, my face was hideous and terrifying, and my eyes flashed with excitement

"You eat, you eat, the taste of the old eight, delicious, really! If you don't believe it, you will know if you taste it, it's not delicious plus some old godfather, if it's not delicious, you say it's delicious, wahahaha......"

As soon as the words fell, he grabbed a handful of gobbling and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing, and the pale red blood juice slowly flowed out of his mouth and slid into his neck

I was speechless for a while, and looked at him quietly with a dark face: "That, brother Xiaobrain, didn't you give me food?" Why are you still eating on your own? Isn't it not giving me face, isn't it?! ”

When I was emotional, I hammered the plank heavily to show my dissatisfaction

Ye Jianya's mouth continued to be stuffed with meat, bulging like a hamster, looking at me innocently with wide eyes in confusion, blinking his eyes and nodding inexplicably, and slurring a vague sentence: "Waist separated from the horse?" ”

I shook my head and smiled at him: "This face is actually not given~ We are also good buddies!" You continue, you will be a food broadcaster, I am the audience of white prostitution"

A shredded piece of meat hung on the side of Ye Jianya's mouth and swayed, and Ye Jianya stuffed it all into his mouth with his hand

I held his face and rubbed it, looking at him: "I can't control diarrhea!" You don't want to solve it on the spot~" The main thing is that you don't appear in my dreams one day in the future, and I can understand it

He continued to eat and muttered: "The nest can only eat this ......" with a bit of complaint and grievance in his tone

He swallowed the last bite of carrion, looking greedily at his left hand and clutching the rest of the carrion

The back of his right hand wiped the blood on the side of his mouth, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry......"

I'm so hungry.

I'm so hungry --

I'm so hungry――――――――

Okay~hungry~ah~

I covered my ears, and my head became more and more painful as Ye Jianya chanted the same horn, so I had to grit my teeth, and the words 'I'm so hungry' echoed in my head over and over again

"Ahh Master, don't read it, don't read it......" I repeated that sentence in my ear

I can't take it anymore!

Suddenly jumped up from the plank, the Xuanguang in his hand crossed, his hand grasped the hilt of the sword, and the blade of the sword pierced straight into Ye Jianya's forehead, easily picking up his body

Relying on the borrowing point of the sword blade, he kicked Ye Jianya into the sea, and the sword was withdrawn from Ye Jianya's forehead at the same time

I stood on the boat and yelled at him viciously, "What the hell are you called? You're hungry, don't you know how to get a Snickers!? Roasted yam, your mother doesn't care if it's full, if it doesn't work, just grab the king and stuff it between your teeth, isn't it fragrant! Guapi baby! ”

Ye Jianya took a sip of seawater, tilted his head to the sky, opened his mouth and made a gurgling sound, and he didn't know if he heard what I said, and he probably didn't listen to it much when his brain was in the water

When he swallowed the seawater, he burped loudly by the way, subconsciously covered his mouth with his hands, and stared at me with a pair of bright round eyes

I knew that this punch was on the cotton, and I thought it was better to pull him up first, and I stood in the boat and bent down and stretched out a hand: "Give me the claws"

Ye Jianya's eyes were a little surprised, he took his hand from his mouth, and hesitantly stretched out his thin hand and put it into her hand

But he suddenly let go of the air, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he was unsuspectingly planted in the water and struggled twice before he surfaced

I lowered my eyes, looked at my hand that wanted to see transparency, my heart sank, and instinctively glanced at Ye Jianya, his clear eyes reflected my gradually transparent body

I pouted: "That...... Hope to see you next time? After saying the last sentence, the mirror image in front of him slowly became dark, and there was nothing left, an empty black ......

Ye Jianya, who was wet all over, climbed onto the boat in a panic and embarrassment, and stood still, the water continued to flow down the corners of his clothes in a line, but his right hand was turned behind him

However, no one would notice that a milky white white flower intestine hung behind him......

He stretched out his left hand forward, as if trying to grasp something, but he didn't catch anything, and he couldn't grasp anything......

Ye Jianya clenched his right hand tightly, the fish that had already been disemboweled, his nails were deeply embedded in the flesh of the fish, he withdrew his left hand, his deep eyes narrowed, and he said coldly in a low voice: "See you later"

The words fell

Ye Jianyan began to melt from his feet, he didn't look strange at all, his eyes were a little far-reaching, and the last pair of black and white eyes

'Let's go---'

A thud fell into a pool of dark red blood on the wooden board, rolled twice, and then there was no sound......

Outside the window, the sky and the earth are still very dark, and it is estimated that there will be some time before dawn

Ye Jianya sat up silently without saying a word in the dark, and the printed quilt slid to his abdomen with Ye Jianya's movements, his dark red eyes were confused for a while, and he sat in a daze

Long

Ye Jianya conjured up a bottle of pulsation and raised his head and drank: "Tons and tons - suck ~ haw ~ hmm~" Ye Jianya took a long breath of relief, holding the lid in one hand and the pulsating bottle in the other

Continue to be in a daze......

Ye Jianya got up after returning to his senses and straightened his clothes slightly

Su Yunrui, a dead pig sleeping on the ground, wrapped it in a quilt and stuffed it under the bed

Ye Jianya has always done 'good deeds' without leaving a name, with a chivalrous and righteous light quietly, with his hands behind his back, ready to jump out of the window and leave

Ye Jianya stood by the window, staring coldly, looking at the upside-down ghost king hanging upside down outside the window with knife-like eyes, his unhappy expression raised his eyebrows slightly, and he said extremely unpleasantly: "What do you see?" The voice was cold

The ghost king avoided his gaze quite uncomfortably, and looked away, but he didn't look at him

He shrank his head and glanced quickly into the room

？！

The ghost king was shocked in his heart, and his eyes widened: Su Yunrui! Eaten by you?!

A ghost shadow floated, and the ghost king appeared in the open space of the courtyard, took out a big red handkerchief, and danced and twisted the stiff Northeast Yangge

Tunnel sang: "On a small stage, the two of them sang and sang the two of them...... Hey! ”

Ye Jianya's lips pursed without a trace, raised his hand to stop the ghost king's movements, and left with a flick of his hair

The Ghost King was straight, his hands were in his sleeves, and he looked up at his back slightly

The corner of his mouth showed a wicked smile, took out a mosquito coil from his sleeve, lit a ghost fire between his fingers, held the mosquito coil with both hands, and bowed respectfully to Ye Jianya's back

Go all the way! The white-haired man sends the black-haired man, remember to trick the corpse back to his soul

The ghost king's legs were wrapped in a black mist, and the ghost king's entire body rose lightly, and his feet turned into a gray-black almost transparent tail, gradually breaking away from the black fog and floating in the air

Watching Ye Jianya on the high and low red tile roof, skillfully using light skills, the ups and downs of the hopscotch slowly turned into a black dot, disappearing into many tall and low houses

If nothing else, it should be the retribution for 'doing good'

The ghost king, who was hanging upside down outside the window again, seemed to suddenly understand why Ye Jianya didn't wear shoes