Chapter 22: Little Fool, This Is Not ......

Outside the window, there was a white fog, and the distant mountains only showed black fronts, not the mountainside, the window lattices were wet with white dew, the morning breeze was cool, and the insects dissipated

A hand stretched out under the bed, and the palm fell to the ground, with a crisp sound

Smack-

Then a chicken coop arched out, looked at the front of him in confusion with half-closed eyes, and crawled out from under the bed with difficulty

I stood up, tugged at the quilt in my hand, opened my mouth wide and yawned, and fell straight to the bed, my face a little dazed, my brain blank, and I didn't know what I was thinking

There was a feeling of loss, a feeling of ...... The heart is empty

I had a dream, but I don't remember much about what happened

Distraught, I walked to the window to look at the scenery, breathable, although in front of me was the ghost king sleeping upside down, but I still pretended to see through the sad and cold posture of Hongchen

Stretched, twisted his neck, twisted his waist to do morning exercises

Suddenly, the Ghost King suddenly opened the eyes of the jet-black Cheng Liang, and the four eyes were facing each other

The ghost king silently took out the toilet bowl and stuffed it in my face, yawned a long time, and his voice was soft and sleepy: "Morning! ”

?! Ah, Siba, it's a good morning with a smell......

There was darkness in front of my eyes, a smell of glue on the side of my nose, and a knot of black lines on the top of my head: "......"

I roared inwardly: Ghost King, can't you play something fresh and unearthly?!

I slowly unplugged the toilet plug, threw it to the side, and silently looked at the ghost king, the ghost king pillowed his hands behind his head, the whole person was in a very happy mood, and his small body swayed one by one

I smiled at him with pity, and immediately raised my hand, hand back to hand, turned three 365-degree flower hands without dead ends, and put my hand under my armpit perfectly

With his left hand facing upwards and his right hand facing down, his palms containing endless power towards the Ghost King's chest

"Go, Pikachu!"

Phew――

After being knocked away, the ghost king turned into a lone line and fell heavily to the ground in the distance, his head plunged into the ground, his feet twitched in the air and kicked twice like three wheels, his hands on the ground, trying to pull out his head with strength

Then an arrow from outside the sky broke through the sky and hit the thigh of the ghost king accurately, and the ghost king was stunned for a moment and touched his thigh backwards......

Then he didn't struggle to come out, and quietly stuck upside down in the ground, motionless, as if the whole person was shrouded in dark clouds

From a distance, there was a rush of footsteps and hurried conversations

"Look for it, that eagle should be over here! Look for ......" The speaker looked around as he ran, his eyes sharp, like a black wolf hunting for food

"Is it really a carving? What a big one! The other speaker also drew a large semicircle with his hand, and his expression was very excited

Everyone should be in unison: "Isn't that it, the big one, it must be the Condor of Yang Guoxia!" ”

"Anyway, why did Yang Guo raise such a big eagle?"

A voice in the crowd whispered weakly, "Coco...... Yes...... Let's use it to suppress evil spirits! ”

When the words fell, the chattering voice disappeared without a trace in an instant

……

After I watched with an indifferent expression that the ghost king didn't know where to fly, I closed the window while silently thinking in my heart: Do it all over again

Turned around and lay back in the quilt, playing the red, green, blue, purple, orange and yellow 'Hu': "Hum ~ Hum ~ "

(Author's cloud: You are a street lamp ~ sister-in-law cool ~ :D)

Suddenly

I opened my eyes, stretched and yawned to the window, pushed it open, and looked at the thin mist outside the window, and I took a deep breath of fresh air

It's not good in my heart! Covering his chest, he took half a step back and fell to the ground and pretended to foam at the mouth

The heart is not good! It is a white smoke composed of tiny particles that are invisible to the naked eye, and particles with an aerodynamic equivalent diameter of less than or equal to 2.5 microns.

"Ahh I'm dead~"

I pinched my own person, holding back my rough voice, and pleading affectionately: "Ah~ You don't want to die!" ”

"Sister Su, forehead ......" The crispy voice of ginger sauce slurry came from the door, still holding the door button in her hand, and raised her eyes to look at her on the ground

The whole body suddenly stopped, and Shengsheng stopped, and the wooden pestle did not dare to move at the door

She...... Did you see something you shouldn't see?

I heard the ginger paste call me, I turned back suddenly, my left hand was still pinching my own person, my eyes turned to the door of the ginger sauce, I don't know what the ginger sauce paste saw, I just felt that at that moment I felt that everything was lost, and my mind was instantly blank

Jiang Sauce Paste turned his gaze, and said with a trembling fear in his mouth: "Sister Su...... Sister, come down to eat" fled like a gust of wind, remembering that the door was not closed, the ginger sauce slurry ran back and closed it and pedaled away

I was stunned for a moment when I looked at the direction of ginger sauce's departure, and then I blinked my eyes twice, moved slowly, and took a deep breath

Thinking of going crazy just now...... Also ...... I saw it, it's so embarrassing! My face, my image...... She shouldn't have seen anything, she shouldn't have seen anything! But...... What if you see it! It's going to die, it's going to die, it's going to die......

What if she sees it...... She must have seen it, would she tell them about the lard cakes? Wait a minute, how to face them, ahh......h

I covered my face with shame and anger, and rolled around on the floor in annoyance, my feet struggling to kick around, and my little face was sad

Good for a while

I sat up suddenly, adjusted my mentality, took out a knife and put it above my wrist, with a desolate feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist

I sniffed, looked at the knife with my brow lowered, and made up my mind to cut the knife on my wrist

The knife touches the skin -

"Hiss~Whoa!"

The next moment I threw the knife into the corner and covered my wrist

There is a cold knife in this world! It's better to wait for the knife to get hot before pampering it!

I went to wash up slowly, and then I went downstairs after a while

There were not many customers in the store, and a young man outside the door probed his brain and didn't step in for a long time

I glanced at the ginger sauce puree with a slight emptiness

The ginger sauce in the bar seemed to notice her gaze, and deliberately put on a look of eyes and nose and nose

I saw Fathead and Lard Cake eating lamb sprinkled with dried paprika

I shook my head and sighed in my heart: Eat such a heavy taste in the morning? I'm not afraid of an upset stomach

With my hands behind my back, I paced over and sat down in a chair next to the fathead

He smiled maliciously at the fathead fish, and asked in a smiling voice: "The fathead fish!" Do you know what kind of sheep you eat? ”

The fathead fish looked at her with big eyes clearer than water, and said uncertainly: "Is it joyful?" The fathead swallowed hard

He knew, he knew the cobweb, a little kid eating his good friend with joy...... It's really delicious......

I was amused by his hesitant expression, and gently flicked the fathead fish brain: "Little fool~ This is not joyful!" ”

The fathead fish breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and he wanted to lower his head and take a bite of the fat mutton in his hand

This time, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, holding my stomach and laughing, my shoulders shaking

Finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said intermittently to the fathead fish: "Fathead fish, what you eat is, this is the boiling sheep and sheep, and the joy is in the hands of the lard cake!" I'm laughing to death, hahahaha (ಡωಡ)...... Ahem, hahaha~"

I couldn't breathe with laughter, my head tilted back, my back against the chair, but I fell backwards with the person and the chair in a daze, my head ached, and the buzzing sound was clear in three D around my ears

I felt the pain and slowly curled up on the ground, holding my head, still laughing intermittently

When the guests heard the movement, they all looked over and looked here, and all those who were concerned ran over and squatted next to Su Yunrui and asked

"It's okay, hostess!"

"yes, you're alright!"

……

The Montenegrin mother-in-law frowned slightly, and asked with concern in her eyes: "Child~ If you are not stupid, squeak"

I waved my hand at them, and a few hands reached out to pull me from my sight, and I pulled the nearest person to sit up at random

With a shallow smile on the corner of my mouth, I hugged the arm of the mother-in-law of Montenegro next to me and rubbed my head, as if I was coquettish: "Squeak!" Mother-in-law, one more is buy one get one free, hehe"

The corner of the Montenegrin mother-in-law grinned lovingly, the folds piled up the slightly sunken cheeks, and poked my forehead: "How old is Xiaoyun'er, I'm embarrassed to be coquettish like a child"

I raised my head arrogantly, crossed my waist and said triumphantly: "Hmph~ How old is it, it's your little Yun'er~"

Mother-in-law Montenegro was amused by my answer, and her two smiling eyes narrowed into two moon bends: "You kid...... Why don't I introduce you to a blind date! You're not too small......"

When I heard this, my smile gradually disappeared, and I interrupted my mother-in-law Montenegro with a headache: "...... I was happy today, why did my mother-in-law say this?"

Mother-in-law Montenegro took my hand with her backhand, patted the back of my hand lightly and rhythmically, and persuaded me again bitterly: "Xiao Yun'er, I said you are really ......"

After I stretched out my hand to interrupt the words of the Montenegrin mother-in-law, I covered my ears, shook my head willfully and did not listen to the words of the Montenegrin mother-in-law: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen......"

Seeing this, Montenegro's mother-in-law suddenly brightened up, took out a pack of small spicy strips from her apron pocket, and patted her shoulder: "Xiao Yun'er, do you want to eat small spicy strips?" ”

I stopped what I was doing and looked fixedly at the small spicy strips handed over by my mother-in-law from Montenegro, and my clear eyes were full of surprise and joy

He reached out to take it, but he retracted before he touched it, and he didn't dare to take it when he wanted to

looked at the Montenegrin mother-in-law, and then looked at the spicy strips in the hand of the Montenegrin mother-in-law, and said silently: Yes

Mother-in-law Montenegro smiled serenely, nodded, and stretched out her hand to me: "Eat, eat, eat!" If you don't eat, you won't be able to sleep tonight."

I bared my white teeth and bit my lower lip slightly, revealing two SpongeBob SquarePants front teeth, as if there were stars in my eyes, and I reached out to take the windmill in the hands of Granny Montenegro

"Whoa, whoa!"

A heart-rending cry suddenly erupted behind him

I was so frightened that my shoulders shook and my hands loosened, and I hurriedly covered my ears and saw the windmill being thrown in a corner by myself

Hurriedly hunched over and ran over, squatted down to pick it up, put it to his mouth to blow the ashes, and pinched the windmill in the palm of his hand with a painful face, and put it in his heart: "Woo woo ~ windmill car, you don't have to die~"

Just after I fell......

After hearing Su Yunrui's words, the lard cake shook its back, raised its head with a mouth full of small crushed chili peppers, and looked around in confusion with small eyes

When looking at the fathead fish, the fat head fish's pink lips trembled, and the resentful little eyes looked at him fixedly, and the lard cake looked panicked, and put down the leg of mutton uneasily

He sat up straight

"Hiccup—"

It's so comfortable~ It's so comfortable!

A layer of tears gradually appeared in the eyes of the fat-headed fish, and the next second he cried out, crying snot and tears covered the whole fleshy face