Chapter Seventy-Eight: Don't Quarrel About Me Anymore
Night, Dreams-
A radius of several miles is uninhabited, steps are tread, hundreds of steps, and red dwarf trees grow on both sides
The ancient city government looked up, the thick white wall was erected, the road turned the wall countless times, and the ruins of the pity had no winner
The corridor is dimly lit, there are hanging lights every 100 meters, the trees can't cover the sky, and there is no sound of crows and no birds in the rotten sun
The woman in the flower skin mask, her figure is floating and sinking in it, and she suddenly wakes up like a reality, and the wild ghost turns into smoke at night, mixed with yin and yang
The three-foot god smiled slyly, and his every move was a joke
The thick fog confused the entire forest, and it was so empty that it was impossible to breathe
Under the ancient black dead tree, the ground was full of dead leaves, and a white figure and a long strip of gold and copper were moving
They tugged at each other's hairs, and they were so close together that they fell to the ground unbalancedly
The centipede spirit exerted all his strength, and straightened up with Sadako and fell to the other side, and the sixty-six abdominal muscles could be faintly seen looming in the abdomen
Looking at the twisting back of Sadako and the big brown and red centipede, I almost laughed out loud: "Hahahaha, this is the most flexible centipede I've ever seen hahahaha"
I don't know how I got to this place and woke up to watch such a good show
The latter two, attracted by the laughter, noticed her
"Hahaha, this young lady, what a coincidence, you can meet ...... in this smoky place"
Sadako didn't say a word, and slowly drifted closer
I hurriedly opened my mouth to stop: "Wait, wait, don't come here, I know the rules, I know everything!" ”
With that, he walked to the side of the sewer and jumped into it without hesitation
Sadako next to her looked confused, and she was stunned for two or three seconds and jumped in
When I fell, my butt squatted and was slammed hard, and I grinned in pain, and I didn't dare to delay the major events in my life
Full of sewers looking for pots to stew themselves
When I go out, I must know the rules of the rivers and lakes, and if others are hungry and want to eat me, how can I trouble others, so I have to rush in front of Sister Sadako and wash myself in vain
I didn't find the pot when I was looking for a pot all over the place, but it was Sadako's sister who found me
Without saying a word, Sadako turned into a long worm, reached out and tugged at the collar of my back coat, and led me out of the sewer
Xu Xian, a white-clothed little student passing by, was attracted by the movement by the well, looked at the big snake that jumped out of the well, and was overjoyed, and shouted: "Daughter-in-law~son~~"
Sister Sadako's fierce gaze fell on him: "Yaga! ”
Sadako threw me to the ground, I gasped for breath, and said in my heart: Strangled me, you white clothes, you skull, I will steal your Kazuzu
"Who are you? What are you doing? How did you come here?" a rough voice sounded in my ears, and she fluttered around me
"I'm here to save you" Hmmm! The subconscious prompted me to say this, well~ I'm here to save her
No, who is so mentally retarded that he can save a ghost when he is full!
Sadako was stunned when she heard this, and her eyes drifted away: "You can help me get that piece of jade, that's my obsession"
"What do you mean by that?" It seems that she is a person with a story
"He killed me, abandoned my bones here, and couldn't find a way to reincarnate, can you help me find that piece of jade? He'll take you."
After all, a man suddenly appeared next to me, and it was actually half a forehead! Two months ago, when I was on a half-day tour of the cell, he joked with us, and mentioned that his mother-in-law had run away???
I shuddered, "He, he, him!" ”
"What am I here, what's wrong with me?" Half-frontal
I couldn't believe it, so I blurted out: "You can't be his daughter-in-law who was deceived and ran away, right?" I seemed to understand what had happened, and sure enough, it was bloody
Without waiting for them to explain, I firmly said, "Let's go!" ”
Half said: "Start work, why do you want to take green onions, ginger and garlic?" ”
My eyes were firm: "Catch that animal and make you a soup to drink!" ”
Half of his forehead blinked and changed to the last set of night clothes: "Let's go!" ”
………… An old house
I stood quietly behind Fat Dodu Saemon, stood on tiptoe, punched him, reached out from behind and went around the back of his head to cover his eyes, and exhaled in his ear with a trill: "Whew~~~ Whew...... Whew~~~~"
I couldn't breathe, my face was flushed, I paused, and said a little playfully: "Dead ghost~ Guess who I am⊙ω⊙"
Fat Dudu Saemon raised his hand and touched the salted chicken paws covering his eyes, a lewd smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he sucked and sucked his saliva: "Crispy Jiaojiao, is it you?" ”
My face changed, and I said coldly: "I guessed wrong, I'm Wang Mazi"
With a simple movement of his hand, he twisted his head to the side, and Fat Doodoo Saemon fell unconsciously
Seeing this, Ban Forehead also learned Su Yunrui's method, reached out from behind the thin and thin right emon to clasp his eyeballs accurately, and leaned down behind the thin and thin right emon's ear
The voice was faint but charming, and he whispered: "Guess who I am~"~‵O"~
After speaking, he blew yin qi on the neck of the thin and tall and thin right emon: "Ha~~"
The tall and thin emon was about to answer, when the tip of his nose sniffed, and a stream of swamp gas from the gas bomb leaked "Boom" into his nostrils
The tall and thin emon covered his neck with his hands and said with difficulty, "Clean up the underworld...... of,,something! The next moment he fell to the ground
I stretched out my thumb to half of my forehead without admiration, and half of my forehead saw my head shy and looked at the tip of my shoe, but did not speak
The two of them flew up the wall, and soon quietly came to a black tile roof to squat
I saw a half-familiar uncover of a tile: "You often come to peep?" "Super quiet
Half of the forehead stared straight inside, as if he didn't hear what I asked, maybe it was too quiet
Two people eavesdropping on the roof
A man and a woman making love in the house
I slapped him on the shoulder, and looked at me with a terrifying look in my eyes, the fierceness of killing people was not lacking in terrifying calmness
It sends chills down the back
I swallowed my saliva and whispered in a joking tone casually: "Bet five cents, believe it or not, they can evaporate"
Half of his eyes returned to normal in an instant, and he replied: "I believe in you"
The words fell
Then I heard the coquettish voice of the woman kissing in the house, "I can't breathe."
The man said proudly, "Let me, a lone wolf in the wilderness, conquer you, eh, hehehe" After speaking, he laughed more and more obscenely
Half amount: "............"
Me: "............" wilderness orphans, right?
Half of the whispered anger: "Dare to show affection under my nose" without waiting for him to spit out the second half of the sentence
He slammed his steel fist through the roof, and the people flew down with the rubble
The dog man and woman didn't have time to be frightened, and before they had time to react, they were fisted and kicked by half of their foreheads
"Ahh
Bump the heads of the two of them: "Mom, scumbag, go sleep in your morgue"
The dog man and woman fell to the ground and cried bitterly on the ground
The dog man said in his heart: I finally appeared, and the result was to let me come out and take the blame??
Half of his forehead pulled the jade pendant hanging from the man's waist, and turned to leave
I haven't even made a move yet, I can't even knock the melon: it's time to call it a day so soon?? I can't believe it
I hurriedly stopped him: "Wait, throw a fire and they will all boil it for me, just one pot to serve" The voice was like a ghost
Half of the forehead spread his hands: "There is no fire"
I silently looked down at the wooden branches on the ground, and half-understood, so the two of them squatted down on the spot to drill wood to make a fire
The sound of the copper skin and iron clothes sounded loudly, and the man at the head found them and shouted loudly: "Where is someone!"
When it was too late, I grabbed half of my forehead hand and blurted out: "Please let me go, I won't dare to steal anymore~"
The person who took the lead hesitated for a second and beckoned to the person behind him: "It's not them, go!" ”
Seeing this, he picked me up and ran back to the base camp
A gourd-shaped nine-foot-high copper furnace stands in the courtyard of the ancient house, and the Taoist priests sit opposite each other according to the five elements of the gossip array, and the furnace fire is thriving, and it jumps out of the furnace body
The dog man who survived by luck was playing with a porcelain vase in his hand, and the one tied up in it was Sister Sadako
When we found out that Sadako's sister was not there, we had to go around and kill back, lurking in the shadows and waiting for an opportunity
The Taoist priest shook off the dust and nodded at the dog man
The man understood, approached the stove, and threw the porcelain vase into the furnace hole
It seems that he wants to train her
I smacked my lips in the dark: they were moving faster than us!
Half of his forehead couldn't sit still, and he heard a terrible roar from the copper furnace
I also felt uncomfortable when I listened, and my body tried to restrain my trembling, and I pulled half of my forehead around to watch near the copper furnace
Ye Jianya, who didn't know when he appeared, looked at the dishes and chopsticks in Su Yunrui's hand, and wondered: "Why did you take out the dishes and chopsticks?" Is the cafeteria open? ”
I subconsciously said: "I thought he was going to invite me to a barbecue, such a big fire ......" and looked back to see who it was: "Eh, are you Ye Jianya?" ”
"Uh-huh~ I'll come out and bubble," he replied
"That's right, you hurry up and hold him, don't let him jump in to accompany the burial, I'll go back when I go" After speaking, he hurriedly ran away
Turning left and right, I finally found the plug early, pulled the plug out hard, and the place where the copper furnace of the ancient house was located was really extinguished
I ran back happily, Ye Jianya showed the porcelain vase and shook it in front of my eyes, taking advantage of the confusion of the Taoist priests, we slipped away
Or a forest of fog
Ye Jianya handed the porcelain vase to half of the forehead
Half of the forehead carefully opened the porcelain bottle
Ye Jianya said lovingly: "Make a wish"
Half of the fruit is really obedient and sincerely makes a wish: "I hope to ...... Don't lead me in favor!!! ”
Half of the punch card porcelain vase and released the sister in white
Looking at her gradually ethereal body: "She's leaving" I raised my hand and proposed, "Why don't you give her a ride?" ”
Half of his eyes immediately glared, and yelled at Su Yunrui: "How can I send this!" ”
I craned my neck, looking terrified
Xindao: I knew that I would be scolded!
But he muttered quietly: "Don't worry, there will always be a way!" ”
I took out my original four-wheeled wooden skateboard and pedaled his skateboard motorcycle to take him up to Huangquan Road
………………
Using the Grim Reaper's card, the space leading to Huangquan Road opened
Get on the Huangquan Highway full of mandala flowers
The wind is howling in the ears, and the yellow sand is charming to the eyes
Half of his forehead faced the whirring cold wind, and complained in his heart: ...... It's really good to give it a ride
Half of his brain was hot: "Why don't we find a shop to celebrate and have a casual meal"
I snorted twice: "You can pull it down, where is there a store in this wilderness, and if it's a little later, the public toilets will be closed."
Ye Jianya echoed: "That's it"
Squeak -
The tires rubbed against the ground violently, and there was a sudden and sharp sound of foot brakes
The brakes just now were too fast, and Half Forehead and Ye Jianya were thrown out due to inertia
I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, quickly turned around, looked back and shouted to Meng Po next to the Nai He Bridge: "Meng Po, pick up guests!" Two people"
Meng Po looked up: "It's hard work"
I saluted, said with a sense of justice, "Serve the people, don't work hard", kicked back, and walked away on the skateboard
Half of his forehead jumped up behind him, kept waving his arms, and shouted in a broken voice: "Su Yunrui, you come back for me!! ”
I didn't look back, my hand was raised above my head, and I waved goodbye: "I'll come back to pick you up on your death day next year."
"Su Yunrui! Your sister's!! ”
Meng Po smiled and picked up a bowl of Meng Po soup, and said to Ye Jianya: "Drink it, drink it and go to the world."
Ye Jianya took it from her hand, hesitated for a moment, drank it, turned around and jumped into the Lechuan River
………………
The scenery along Huangquan Road, the sun sets, and the whole world is bright and yellow
I saw that scene on the card
Niu Tou yelled loudly at Ma Mian: "Fried sauce noodles with red wine look stylish"
Ma Mian replied coldly: "Fried sauce noodles should be delicious with two children who don't sleep!" ”
The bull head continued to roar angrily: "You don't understand the truth of fabrics at all! ”
Ma Mian: "Why do I know so much?" I don't knit scarves with jajang-chan noodles! ”
The bull's throat choked for a long time before he said: "You just don't understand the truth of fabrics, cheesy"
I was speechless for a while: "...... What's so noisy about this! ”
I tucked my skateboard under my armpit and ran over to them, across them: "Don't argue, don't argue, don't fight for me!" I know I'm fine! But I really don't want you guys to fight over me anymore."
The bull head looked at her and said in unison, "Who are you?!" ”
I raised my eyebrows with a single eyebrow that I thought I was very handsome, and I was not ashamed at all, and replied: "I'm your fried noodles~"
Niu Tou Ma Mian looked at her with the eyes of a fool for a while, and slapped Su Yunrui on the back of the head again, slapping her away
"The little one dodges aside! Don't bother us to quarrel!! ”
"Don't make any more noise, I'll call the police if you make any more noise"
The voice faded away, and the scene in front of me fell into darkness
……
Half of his forehead sat up from the bed, gasping for air
Dreaming again
This time it seems to be ...... It's different
……
I suddenly woke up from the sheer darkness and sat up from my bed
Endless loneliness poured into my heart, and I wanted to go home......
Let's go! Don't want anything, don't tell anyone, don't bring anything!