A tall black shadow slipped through the doorway

I noticed it, I looked at the door in a daze, and two words crossed through my mind: Ah floating?

Thinking about it, he went to the door, and Ba looked out on the edge of the door frame

"Huh? I obviously saw people~"

As soon as the words fell, a tall, black and transparent paper figure appeared in front of me, and said in a faint voice: "Hi~"

I looked at her and suddenly remembered that she was a regular customer of my store, and she had come to pick up the goods

She was about to speak again

I turned around and jumped into the store and came out with a box of original milk tea for her

Her tall body bent down and took it from my hand: "You~want~what~~"

When I asked, I couldn't remember what I wanted for a while

After racking his brains and thinking about it, his eyes fell on Jiang Wuwu's shop, and he suddenly had an idea

looked at her with his head raised and pointed to Jiang Wuwu's house: "I want that house to become jelly!" ”

The paper woman pouted and blew a gloomy wind on Jiang Wuwu's shop, and the wind passed

Jiang Wuwu's shop really turned into a crystal clear jelly, Luo Yang is still struggling to survive inside, a typhoon blows, the huge jelly, flexible in the wind to shake and shake~

After the jelly came out, the paper woman retreated into the darkness with the milk tea in her arms and disappeared without a trace

I looked at the jelly with satisfaction, and a smile appeared on the corner of my mouth: This is my surprise to Jiang Wuwu

After looking at it for a long time, I finally looked away and turned back to the store

Shouting at the lard cake: "Lard cake! ”

"In"

"Wait a minute, close the doors and windows, nail them firmly, don't let any cats and dogs run in and scare my guests"

Although the lard cake had a lot of doubts in his heart, he still honestly went to find the hammer and the plank

The stuffy three bottles that were dug out by the construction team and sent back to Fuji Sweet Store were sent to take a shower and change clothes, and then they were pulled to wrap in cardboard boxes without stopping

This is what a black-hearted boss looks like

Stuffy Three Bottles sat cross-legged on the sofa barefoot, his face relaxed, as if he hadn't come back to his senses

Holding this cardboard box in his arms and turning, wrapping tape on the carton with one hand, and moving mechanically in his hand

"Huh?" I couldn't pull the tape for three bottles, and then I came back to my senses, and when I looked down, the tape had already reached the end of its life

Evening

called lard cake to get back the foster fathead fish from the fat aunt, so he led the three of them to eat together

Relatively quiet along the way

Suddenly, the sewer cover was not covered!

Finally found something that pulled us in! happy

"Three bottles, lard cakes, and together we will close this drain cover," I told them with sparkling eyes

Without saying a word, the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles rolled up their sleeves and pushed me aside

Said in unison: "You go, we two big men come"

Hey, it's rare for them to be so enthusiastic~ I'm better to be respectful than to obey my fate

I stood obediently to the side, the fathead fish hugged my thigh, watching them work together to lift the sewer cover and seal it, unity is really strength!

With all that done, we moved on to our journey

"Sister Su, listen to them, the original residents of Feibian City will be driven away next month" Stuffy Three Bottles said what he wanted to say

I thought about it, it's time to leave, and the temporary residence permit seems to be about to expire: "Then let's go"

"Do you want to pack the ginger sauce paste and eat it back?"

…………

After the group walked away leisurely

The sewer cover was loose for a while, and the next moment the sewer cover was lifted by a force, and a person came out of it, with a flower cat face, glaring angrily and yelling: "That grandson did it?" ”

McDonald's Broken Restaurant

"Open the door, open the door! Boss: "I stuck to the door like a gecko, patting at the closed door

The door is not open

"Don't forget it, let's go through the back door," I said, and pulled the fathead fish to the back door

The stuffy three bottles and lard cakes are also about to follow

Jiang Wuwu pushed open the door without saying a word, stood at the door of the store, saluted with his hand on the corner of his forehead, and shouted loudly: "Report!" ”

After the words fell, the people in the store looked up at the door in unison, and time seemed to pause

I walked out from behind Jiang Wuwu and shouted at him solemnly: "Get out!" ”

The shopkeeper put the white handkerchief on his shoulder and walked quickly to us: "The visitor is a guest, what are you eating?"

"I don't know what to eat, ask him" I glanced at Jiang Wuwu, and then pulled the fathead fish in

I took away the canned drinks on the counter, pulled the pull tab, and subconsciously threw the cans out

The atmosphere dropped to freezing in an instant

"Have you ever heard of such a legend?" The boss said to me mysteriously

"Huh?" I was curious

He said softly, "If the tab of the can is broken and the drink cannot be opened, it means that the tab is chosen by God, and wearing it on the hand as a ring can bring good luck."

I felt an uncontrollable warm current hit me: So...... Boss, you're not going to change a bottle for me, are you?

The boss replied stiffly: "Yes!" ”

Jiang Wuwu, lard cakes, and three bottles of stuffy three bottles raised their fists with a cold face behind Su Yunrui

The boss was ruthless, gritted his teeth and agreed: "Oops, change for change!" What a big deal~"

"Thank you, boss, long life," I bowed to my boss gratefully

In the gap between waiting for the food to be served, the fathead fish tore out of there and tore the job advertisement to me

"You read me the story," the fathead fish snuggled into my arms and said softly

I was stunned, this, how do you want me to talk about this??!

"Well, go talk to your uncle" pointed to Jiang Wuwu and said

The fat-headed fish really went to trot to find Jiang Wuwu: "Grandpa, tell, tell a story"

Jiang Wuwu suddenly had a child in his arms, and he was a little at a loss

I called the boss and asked about the job advertisement: "Boss, I first predicted the position of a dishwasher in your store, thank you, my work permit is ready~"

This beautiful woman of mine has hinted at the ill-intentioned misdeeds so implicitly, he shouldn't have understood it

Looking at the stunned face of the man in front of me, I knew that he must have been shocked by my bold request

The owner of the hotel directly took out a weapon screwdriver that matched the macho temperament and prepared to stab the damn Lu man in front of him

Jiang Wuwu's eyes were sharp, and he took a bamboo to poke the boss: "If you hurt her, who will pay for the meal?" ”

The boss had a headache, and he said in plain clothes: "Then what will you do?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "I will, I can recite the multiplication mantra backwards, and I can speak English."

"Then you can tell me a few words, let me hear them?"

"biu~biu~" gestured with his hand and fired a gun at the boss

The hotel owner looked at Su Yunrui and giggled, and his coquettish smile was a little silly

"I bet you didn't have any bullets in the robbery," the boss affirmed

I lost my temper and slapped the table: "Believe it or not, I'm bulging to kill you" than grabbing the hand against the boss's temple

"Ah~ The heroine's martial arts are world-famous, no one can hide from her marksmanship, and the heroine spares her life" The boss raised his hands cooperatively and took the initiative to offer his knees

I reluctantly withdrew my hand and picked up the rice bowl: "Then I will let you go today, and I won't plate you" The smile on the corner of my mouth did not decrease in the slightest

Shoulders slammed Jiang Wuwu's arm: "Hey~ Stuffy three bottles of lard cakes others know to praise me, why don't you learn it?" The old man said that those who can praise people have sweet mouths and are blessed."

Jiang Wuwu poured cold water coldly: "In the future, when I get old, I will talk nonsense everywhere"

Three bottles of lard cakes: "Agree"

"Hey, you just praise me, and there is nothing to lose~"

Jiang Wuwu stopped the action of picking up vegetables, looked at her, shook his head helplessly, and said casually: "Yes, yes, my heroine is the most powerful!" The little ones will depend on you to take care of them in the future."

Continue to eat with vegetables

I was messy for a while: so perfunctory, okay, this is a 'praise father' who has no feelings

"Boss checkout" next to the guest called Xiao Er

"Here comes my brother," I exited first

Shopkeeper 2: Oh! Grab a job?

……………

Giggle cluck--――

This melodious and tactful tone is the chick I bought with Jiang Wuwu two months ago and didn't run away

The rooster clucked and pecked at the feet to eat, and the heroine looked at the babbling chicken at her feet, and kicked away in distraught: "Go ~ Chirp and say that I am beautiful and annoying ヽ('⌒ ́メ)ノ, how cute I am when I was a child, and how annoying I am when I grow up~"

Two months ago-

Lard cake walked into the store: "Sister, I hired a temporary worker to come back and play with you"

As soon as Yang Basheng came to the store, he introduced himself: "Hello everyone, my name is Beiben Basheng, as you can see, I am a handsome guy"

I smiled on my face, and beckoned him: "Come on, come on, young man, see that you are so deceitful, sign the overlord clause"

"Huh?" Hachisheng apparently didn't hear what she was saying

My little face wrinkled, and I complained to the lard cake unsatisfied: "Lard cake, complain about you, why do you find an elm head to come back and play with me"

Yang Basheng's weak reaction: "Sister, I'm not an elm head~"

……………… On a certain day, at the bazaar

I grabbed Yang Basheng's trouser leg and cried: "Ah Yang Yang ~~~~ Please buy me one (ಥ_ಥ), please~ I have never seen a chick since I was a child, but I like this fluffy yellow ball so much

This thing has to cost hundreds of demon spirit coins, I can't afford to buy it from the countryside, wow, wow, wow, I'll ask you to eat thin mud wow~~~ Buy it for me, otherwise I won't get up~ Please, old man, wow, Pity the poor child~~"

That's right, this sprinkling woman is me at this moment, and I may be rolling on the floor in the next second

Yang Basheng pulled his trouser leg and cruelly refused: "Don't pretend, I have heard Sister Jiang Sauce Pulp say many times about the bright deeds of your cruel killing of Brother Jiang's hen before~"

I was shocked: why does ginger sauce pulp say everything outside?! I hate it~

"I didn't expect ginger sauce to remember this incident~ That hen will definitely be very moved in the spirit of the sky"

“……………… What am I going to do," Yang Basheng slapped angrily

I hurriedly let go and hugged my head and squatted: "I was wrong, start, tap" I just want to save face at this time! How to drop!

"Why do you want to raise chicks? Are you going to join your army of Flood Beasts?"

I don't want to blurt out: "Because I'm going to fatten up and stew chicken soup to eat"

"I ......" Yang Basheng wanted to kill someone, and raised his slap high: "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language"

I looked at his raised slap and was so scared that I blurted out without hesitation: "I'll stew chicken soup for you"

Silence is better than sound here~

I saw that Yang Basheng's slap was about to fall on my face, leaving a suitable slap mark that represented the traces of his visit

My brain twitched, and I reached out to catch his falling slap

The snap ―――――― loud

Embarrassed, I want to find a crust to drill into, just to relieve the embarrassment at the moment

Yang Basheng couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out the blue light big blade from behind his back and aimed at Su Yunrui: "Suffer death, dog thief!" ”

I stretched out my hand to stop it, and clapped my hands mechanically: "There is only a sheep in the world, and a child without a sheep is like a grass~~~"

Yang Basheng smiled at her and raised the big knife again

I stood up and began to run away in a panic, thinking to myself: how can I buy a chick and make a PUBG pinch

The chicken buying woman who watched this annual drama on the side watched it with relish: Haha! Nima's, you can get a whole wound if you buy a chicken, I've seen it for the first time in so many years, and I want to give them a chicken to calm down this fight

In the end, one of us stabbed each other in the stomach in the alley to calm down, and after reaching a consensus, we helped each other to limp back, and each paid some money to buy a chicken

"Boss lady, let's buy a chicken!"

"Yes, a chicken!"

After speaking, one person took out five demon spirit coins and put them in the palm of the proprietress's hand

The proprietress looked at the two of them funny, and sneered unceremoniously: "Hahaha~ You bought a chicken and still have money to buy ointment, sister, the plastic bags you have in hand are empty"

"Na, na, why don't you borrow some?" I smiled

"Get out!" The hostess did not hesitate

After recalling-

Stuffy Sanju coldly proposed: "Sister, let's eat meat tonight!" Take advantage of Brother Basheng to go out to buy groceries......"

My eyes suddenly lit up, and I looked left and right: "Where is the meat, where is the meat?" "Good guys, the price of pork has risen, and I haven't opened meat for a long time

The stuffy three bottles and my eyes met in the air, and they all fell to the rooster Xiao Kuoai in a flower dress~

An amiable smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he smiled wickedly and approached the

The rooster sensed that something was wrong, spread his wings and flew to the top of the high bookcase, and looked at us helplessly below, and his eyes seemed to laugh at us again

“………… it! I cursed my face

"Sister Su, the meat ran away"

I slapped the three bottles of melon seeds on my head, gritted my teeth and said, "I know!" Stay in the green mountains, not afraid of no firewood"

"Oh! I see, my sister meant to let us burn the bookcase! ”

I laughed dumbly, this slap is still on top of the three bottles of brain melon: "Huh...... Hehe...... No, you're still young, you don't understand! ”

I looked back at the charging cable in the kennel, and the cooking book in my mind was already quickly flipping through it

The figure of Jiang Sauce Pulp appeared at the door, and as soon as he came in, he said casually: "Jiang Wuwu next door seems to have broken his leg."

I was surprised: "I didn't see each other much for two months, and he played himself as a cripple?" ”

"There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, and people have three urgencies, do you want to go and see it?" Stuffy three bottles asked

"That's what I mean", why don't I go, I still have to buy a string of 5,000 firecrackers

Witness every opportunity for Jiang Wuwu to be disabled, and I have to participate in every mile

Back to the Moo Smile Shop――――

"Jiang Crooked, I heard that you are fast and cold, and the strong man is gone," he said to the inner room before he entered the door

"Speaking of people," Jiang Wuwu leaned on the edge of the bed at this time and watched, 'The cold-blooded killer falls in love with the playful queen'

I bowed deeply in regret: "Comrade Jiang! Good to go! ”

Positive energy, iron juice

"Instead of saying cool things here, it's better to help me find a Langzhong" Jiang Wuwu kept his eyes on the book

I patted my chest and promised, "Don't worry, I'll cure it."

Without waiting for him to agree, the joint lard cake and stuffy three bottles took the initiative to carry him off the bed and put it on the tatami mat

I rolled up his trouser leg and carefully examined his wound: well, it's just a simple suppuration, and I can handle it

Who spread the rumor and said that it was useless??! Make me happy in vain

Jiang Wuwu glanced at her twice and continued to plunge into the sea of books

Ten minutes later

I frowned heavily and said to the stuffy three bottles: "The stuffy three bottles"

"Sister, what's wrong"

Jiang Wuwu put down Su Shu and interjected: "The surname Su, do you still want to find a doctor?"

I nodded with a heavy face, "Hmm" Laugh at me, laugh at me, I'm incapable of being a fact

Jiang Wuwu scratched the back of his head and smirked embarrassedly: "Then trouble three bottles to help me find a good-looking beauty, thank you~"

My impatient fist accidentally landed on Jiang Wuwu's head, and sprayed him: "Jiang Crooked, the good-looking young lady is here, they will throw grenades in your face!" ”

Jiang crooked, Jiang crooked, sooner or later, I will send you to the green grassland to draw the moon for me!

He turned back to the stuffy three bottles and said, "Three bottles, go find Dr. Li to govern the face of the river and Wuwu."

When he turned around, his brain twitched, and on a whim, he stretched out his hand and slapped the wall behind Jiang Wuwu's head, close to Jiang Wuwu's face, and smiled at Jiang Wuwu: "Jiang Wuwu, I'm so good to you, you don't feel moved"

Stuffy Three Bottles walked up to them, mischievously imitated their appearance, made a cross-eyed, felt bored, and quickly slipped away

Jiang Wuwu subconsciously fell back in resistance: Doctor Li is ...... Veterinarians, sure enough, can't offend women

The movement of his hand pushed Su Yunrui away, and he sat up straight: "Hehe...... Oh, I thank you so much, I'm so moved, I'm going to cry when I'm moved, woo woo woo ~~~"

As he spoke, he pulled his sleeve and pretended to wipe away his non-existent tears

On the side, I was amused by Jiang Wuwu's clumsy acting skills, fell back with laughter, and rolled on the ground

Jiang Wuwu looked at her with doting eyes: Great! No need to mop the floor today

Another ten minutes later

The stuffy three bottles finally appeared in my field of vision, and at the same time, he looked behind him: "The stuffy three bottles, how is it, Doctor Li is here?"

"Here it is, here it is"

I put my heart at ease and happily ran towards Jiang Wuwu, and said happily while running: "Jiang Wuwu, you are saved, I will say that I can cure the disease, hehe"

Jiang Wuwu looked at her fixedly and said, "Finding someone else to treat the disease is also considered a cure?" ”

"Don't worry so much~"

………………

Dr. Li felt his pulse and diagnosed it for a long time: There is nothing wrong with it, let me take a look, I see that you have a problem

Stuffy three bottles finally embarrassed to tell Dr. Li: "Doctor, it's the leg that hurts, and the leg hurts."

Dr. Li was stunned for two seconds, scooped up his trouser leg, and directly tore off the rotten flesh of the wound

Jiang Wuwu with his arm pillowed on the table, and Jiang Wuwu, who was in pain, gasped and breathed a cool breath, "hiss~" Tears blurred his vision

Doctor Li then took the knife that floated through the fire and cut the wound, sprinkled gold powder, a white cloth pack, and pierced it, and it was done

Looking at the excitement on the other side, I got under the table, and smiled at Jiang Wuwu with my face up: "Jiang Wuwu, let me tell you a joke, give you a watermelon, when you are in a bad mood, you can use a knife to cut it, cut it, and at the same time you can vent,

Shouting loudly: I kill melons, I kill melons, I kill melons. Trance hahahahahaha...... Isn't it funny~"

Jiang Wuwu pursed his lips: "It's not funny at all!" ”

I said to myself: It's a bit cliché

Exited the bottom of the table and faced Dr. Li: "Eh, Dr. Li, does he need to donate blood in this situation, if so, I can drain it if I have the conditions, and I will eat it as a snack every day in my life."

“…… Get out! "Dr. Li is so annoying that she says two things in one mouth

I had to be embarrassed and say to the stuffy three bottles: "Stuffy three bottles, send him"

Dr. Li: ?! I mean you get out!

The stuffy three bottles team politely asked Dr. Li: "Doctor, I'll send you"

Doctor Li inexplicably followed the stuffy three bottles away

………………

I said to Jiang Wuwu with tears in my eyes: "Jiang Wuwu, some people say, I revolve around you all day long, I don't know how to be ashamed, in fact, I don't think there is anything bad about this, it's good now, and it will be good in the future, and if we don't come back this autumn, we will also part ways for the world's passers-by, and we will want to see each other in the future, but it's just across the road of thousands of mountains and rivers, how far away, we must gather and disperse Jiang Wuwu~"

"Why do you say these things all of a sudden?" A warm current in Jiang Wuwu's chest poured into the corners of his eyes, and his eye sockets were suddenly hot, and his nose moved slightly

My eyes were full of sincerity, and my voice became more and more choked: "Because ...... I'm afraid that I won't have time to say goodbye when I separate in the future, so,, can you give me the five thousand demon spirit coins owed to me first, suck~"

Jiang Wuwu suddenly had a nameless fire in his heart: "Why did you suddenly say these things just for this?!" ”

I, Jiang, swore that I would kill myself next time I heard Su Yunrui talk nonsense

I nodded

“…………” Jiang Wuwu was completely speechless, and the ninja pushed Su Yunrui out of the door with the pain caused by the foot injury

Standing at the door disgusted, he threw Su Yunrui a sack of money, "Get out, get out of here, I'm annoying you"

I struggled to pick up the sack and threw it on my back, and saluted Jiang Wuwu: "Obey the order, sir............ Jiang Wuwu"

"What's wrong again!" Jiang Wuwu looked back impatiently, "Huh? Oh people!? ”

Looking down at the ground again, Su Yunrui was already kneeling on the ground, supporting the ground with one hand and carrying a sack on his back

"......" Jiang Wuwu had a dark face

Su Yunrui raised her head and smiled, revealing her eight teeth: "Jiang Wuwu, can you help me carry it back?" ”

"Don't" ruthlessly put aside

"If you don't give me a sack of coins, I might be able to carry it back myself," he said, dropping the sack, standing up and clapping his hands

"So you're blaming me, I was going to help you, but now I'm hesitating."

"Brother, Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, Jiang Handsome Guy, Jiang Crooked Jiang Huahua, Jiang Jiang ~~Ha, tui ~ vomit~ I'm sorry hahahahahaha......ha

"......" Jiang Wuwu's face sank

"Jiang Crooked, I really don't plan to help my poor beauty~ Please"

“……”

In the end, they helped me carry it back

Evening――――

I sat on the sofa with nothing to do, holding a large bag of Jiang Wuwu's debts in my arms, silly and happy, puzzles

The fathead fish sat quietly next to it and played with blocks

"Dog thief, I seem to be sick" Yang Basheng was dizzy, and his weak voice was like a mosquito

As soon as I got my butt, I was going to sit on the couch

I kicked him away: "Get out!" You shut up the old lady, I can't believe you! ”

One by one, the sick and the crippled, can't my protagonist's aura protect you? You must not worship me

"I'm really sick," Yang Basheng interrupted me decisively

I was stunned, and said in my heart: It's another child who hasn't bought medical insurance, so bury it

I replied in a disgusting tone from adults: "Playing with my phone"

I looked at Yang Basheng, Yang Basheng came over and bent down, I looked at Yang Basheng's smooth forehead close to my eyes, and sighed in my heart

It's a pity that such a clean forehead is not bald into the Mediterranean

I dusted off the forehead of the sheep and touched my forehead, pinched my chin and pondered for a while, before I said with certainty: "Emmm~ My temperature is normal"

Yang Ba Shengmu made a face: "......"

"Yang Basheng, come here, I'll take your temperature" After speaking, I took out a triangular ruler from the back door of the sofa and looked at Yang Basheng

Yang Basheng leaned up again

I measured it casually and concluded: "47cm, go take a cold shower"

"I don't want to move~" Yang Basheng was weak

“…………”

……

At this moment, I took a mop to rub Yang Basheng's back, and these two stupid children were me and Stuffy Sanju

I rubbed it angrily for a long time, my hands were so sore, why could he take a bath comfortably, but I was here to serve him??

Thinking of this, he threw away the mop angrily

Stuffy three bottles are an honest person and refuse to be lazy

I lay on the edge of the barrel and stared at the imprisoned sheep with my eyes closed

Yang Basheng silently covered his chest with both hands

"Sheep and sheep, I heard that fish therapy can cure diseases"

Yang Basheng opened one eye and looked at me, and said suspiciously: "Really? ”

I put a crocodile over my head and nodded firmly: "Hmm! It's true! ”

Yang Basheng's calm eyes closed: "I don't believe it, don't believe these home remedies~"

I pulled out a book on the shelf, "The Encyclopedia of Riddles"? "What are the infectious diseases in the world?" ”

Yang Basheng didn't open his eyes, revealing the hand of the bucket, but he broke his fingers and said: "Zombies, zombies, vampires, nail fungus, bad mood"

My eyes widened, and I could see clearly the words "smallpox, tuberculosis, upper respiratory tract infection...... written in black and white on the book, hmm~ What he said didn't seem to be wrong

I couldn't help but stretch out my hand and give Jiang Wuwu a big thumbs up: "Great! ”

I closed the book and looked at Yang Basheng who was soaked in the water: "The little bear is a good bear in the forest, may I ask who his best friend is?" A, Rabbit B, Big Bad Wolf C Boar D Frog"

"A" Yang Basheng didn't want to think about it, and blurted out, this is a special question

"Wrong answer, ABCD"

Yang Basheng: "......" is quite unexpected

Again, I asked my soul, "Who's singing?" ”

Yang Basheng hesitated: "Rooster"

"Wrong! It's Wang Tsai!! "Yang Basheng, why do I suspect you so much that you are illiterate?

“…………”