Chapter 55: Woo woo woo ~ Throat into a brick
I hurriedly came back to my senses and reacted, bowed my head slightly, rubbed my eyes with my hands in fists, and the fairy stomped her feet aggrievedly, and cried delicately: "Woo woo...... Throat into a brick, throat into a brick......"
The crying appearance is like a pitiful, pear blossom with rain beauty...... Alas~~ I don't even want to say that I'm a beauty, it's so boring to be a beauty, and it seems quite frightening to hear that a woman who is a big brother
Just use this title to make the entire border city frightened, as for who is the eldest brother? It doesn't matter who he is, when others ask, they will tell her: "Don't ask, woo woo woo~ He has been choked to death for several years after drinking Coke"
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When Ah Zheng heard this, he felt a lot more relieved in his heart: "That's good, that's good, I thought you ate a skewer of dry-roasted big trains without cumin in three bites in order to bring goods for live broadcasts, and swallowed the train alive......"
"It's good that the train is fine, it's good that the train is okay," added as if glad at the end
I was still immersed in my own world, forcibly pulled Ah Zheng's clothes, and continued to say to myself: "You must not go to your heart, and don't secretly use WeChat QQ to send me red envelopes, and don't send them hundreds, thousands
Direct one-time heaven and earth bank transfer eighty-eighty-eight, six-six-six is also fine, if you don't have money, it's not impossible to overdraft me with the dark currency after death, I know the card number under hell......"
Ah Zheng smiled honestly and said, "I don't know, I haven't been to hell and half of the card, but I have a fitness card."
I thought to myself: Fitness card? Still hell? Are you sure you're not working part-time in hell to hump the soul through the fire?
At the same time, you will cross the river with the souls of 80 people at one time, and by the way, you will carry some construction site specialties and two bags of cement bags for fitness
I often encounter traffic jams in the sea of fire, and the card is in a mess, so it's called a fitness card, right?
The money I have earned over the years should have been used to buy resurrection armor, and I didn't have the fun of finding private money for your daughter-in-law at all, right?
I put my hands behind my back and reached out with one hand, like a brother slapping his arm and slapping his strong muscles: "You sauce purple is very embarrassing...... Then let's talk about the bad things about other chengguan! ”
When Ah Zheng heard this, his eyes widened suddenly, and he stood up with excitement and fear, turned to face the oak tree, and enthusiastically played a set of military boxing performances, humming in his mouth
There is no ambiguity at all
I exclaimed, "Good guy, follow me to collect protection money in the future"
Ah Zheng punched down, the oak tree was full of potholes, and there were wisps of white smoke, it seems that our No. 1 player has boundless mana, and I have seen the special effects of the fight
I was trembling with fear, so I quickly hid away: this is too violent!
But don't worry, don't be afraid, I can also spell, if he dares to do anything to me, I will use the adult protection method to smash his immortal brain shell
I think he can be killed with one punch, uh...... One me, two mes, three mes, four mes...... Well, one punch can kill ten of me, but one more won't work, don't kill him
Mainly because the stuntmen of the lotus root were all killed by him, and they all went to hell to shake the number, no one helped me book a sleeper position, and the princess couldn't stand, so she had to ride the long head...... Vomit~ Wait for me to vomit for a while
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So I can only beat ten, or I can beat my brothers and sisters or something, as long as the money is enough
Soon
Ah Zheng was sweating profusely, his chest heaving violently, panting and facing me
I silently took out a piece of scarlet brick, handed it to him, and said to him, "Come and break a big stone in your chest to dissipate your anger."
Brother Ah Zheng waved his hand, and the strong man shook his head and refused
I can't do it~
Ah Zheng made a promise: "Next time, next time, next time!" ”
"Alright then!" I nodded, but I had to give up, as a woman of the eldest brother, I can't deliberately embarrass others and let others do things I don't want to do, which is also the duty of the most famous beauty in this border city
What's more, he has already promised me that he will be next time
When you go out, everything is forced by life, and the more kindness you have to others, the less you will be beaten
Ah Zheng immediately answered my previous question with a clear conscience, saying: "I have no opinions and dissatisfaction with the chengguan", and the words were sonorous and powerful
Some people are behind their backs: Actually, I can't get used to them for a long time (gritting my teeth), I always don't give us promotions and raises, it's been half a month, I think it's better to go to the rich woman to be a girlfriend
The above is the strong dissatisfaction from the interns of the traffic police force
I even persuaded: "Brother Zheng, don't duck, I am so active to blacken myself" I want to continue to talk about Brother Zheng's young and immature heart
Ah Zheng hesitated for a while, and after a small struggle in his heart, he finally shook his head affirmatively, exuding several rays of righteous light that dispersed the evil forces
is not afraid of the brainwashing of the underworld forces, and once again repeats it aloud and meaninglessly: "I have no opinions and dissatisfaction with the chengguans!" ”
What a righteous man, all the grandmothers who fell in the city in the future will be helped up by you!
"Then if you talk about the shortcomings of this big city management, I will let you go, and I won't continue to make things difficult for you" I can be regarded as giving Brother Azheng a step down
Shanchengguan is such a powerful, wealthy, no wife and no girlfriend, no one should dare to have any opinion on him
At this time, Ah Zheng did not hesitate to speak: "Long short ......"
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough......" I heard a violent cough,
Shanda Chengguan is about 1.87 meters, and Brother Azheng looks estimated to be 1.9 meters, go on, I'm one meter...... Hmph, hum, hum~~ I might be 1.7 meters when I stand upside down
I was so sad that I sneered, my height is really my damn bruise! Sick of it!
It seems that this is not to say that the valley is short, it is true that I am short, I am really sorry for my parents, I have eaten and drunk for so many years, and I have grown flesh
Ah~ Mom doesn't have to worry about me being blown away by the wind anymore~
I was hit hard, but I was still in pain (; _; ), but forcibly pulled out a polite smile on his face: cough... Cough......... I'd better let myself go! As a big brother, a woman can't easily deal with the eldest brother's little brother, lest she be called a stingy ghost
I gestured with an 'X' with both hands and motioned for him to continue: "Stop...... Say goodbye on it! I stood up with great amusement, clenched my fists and bowed back
Buzz~~~ I'm going to find a fan army that has a crush on me to be coquettish, let them flesh this shit man, and let him be a special guest in the last issue of "Popular Law Column Drama......
In the end, we were still caught by the cute and respectable, traffic police Shu Huang, that ...... After being caught, I temporarily chose to take the initiative to join the enemy
I was bent down and quietly leaving his world
The things in front of Ah Zheng's eyes gradually became clear and bright, and the world was much more real
The deep gaze noticed the back of the sneaking away, and thought for a while
"Wait!" Brother Ah Zheng suddenly spoke coldly behind Su Yunrui
My heart trembled up and down, and I turned around with a stiff face, reaching out to stop Brother Azheng who was walking straight towards me, and pulled out a stiff smile
[Sister Xia, I'm here waiting for you to come back, no matter what, cry when you're sad, cry twice or three times if you don't cry once enough...... Love you forever, hug. ^_^】