Did he turn on navigation, or did I turn on location sharing? How did he know where I am? Odd~

I even said politely: "Brother Azheng, you don't have to send me!" Don't send me! I will kick through the three-wheel cycle of our beggars and ensure that I will never drive over the speed limit on the road! Definitely not illegal solicitation, I swear! ”

Brother Ah Zheng stood in place, his empty gaze towards Su Yunrui's side and continued to pay attention

I feel that he is staring at me like this, and I am very arrogant in my heart: If you don't believe me, I, the driver of the black car, can take off the tires of my three cars and confiscate them and hand them over to you for safekeeping! to show determination

Anyway, I still have spare building block tires, covering my mouth and hee-hee-hee, I'm really a little clever ghost who begs for a fight~

"No, I look at you very much like that, that ......" Ah Zheng traffic police racked their brains and thought: "Yes, you are very much like the girl looking for poetry and distance!" He said happily

I smiled evilly, with surprise flashing in my eyes, and asked him playfully: "Ah Zheng~~ You guess?" ”

Ah Zheng was silent for a moment, his brows furrowed slightly, and he seemed to be a little embarrassed: Do you really want to do this? How did we get to this point, obviously we used to be very good

Update

"Do you guess me?" It doesn't matter if we were good or not before, we should stab and shoot

Both of them had a professional and polite smile on their faces, but secretly began to compete secretly

I looked smug on my face, the corners of my mouth hooked, I raised my eyebrows, and asked back: "Do you guess I guess or not, do you guess or not?" ”

Ah Zheng was not to be outdone, and his mouth quickly grew and closed: "Do you guess I guess or not, do you guess me, do you guess I guess or not, do you guess?" ”

It's really heartbreaking and outrageous to play at such a fast speed and double the playback, and if you don't compare him, I can't keep my reputation as a big brother's woman

I know that the difficulty coefficient has increased, but my temper takes a deep breath and rises to the challenge: "Do you guess I guess you guess you don't guess me, do you guess I guess or not, do you guess me or not?" ”

[I don't know this word guessing, I really don't know this word......]

Ah Zheng smiled like a flower, pointed at Su Yunrui, his eyes were like Tongling, and he cheered happily: "Hey! It's you, mother-in-law! ”

I knew it was you, it was always you, it was always you (ಥ_ಥ) who cheated on my feelings

The young heart was hit hard, and she was taken home to stew a perfect tonic soup!

Thinking about it, Ah Zheng traffic police had already walked quickly to her, and it seemed that he could already see clearly

And I was still pulling his hands for some reason, and taking him to jump on the spot, shaking and shaking from side to side, and cheering with him: "Will general, will general, yes yes ( •̀ᄌ•́ )و get!" ”

Click――――――

It was the sound of handcuffs falling locks

"Catch it! I can't run away," Brother Ah Zheng said playfully, his eyes were also smiling, and they were bent into two crescents

I looked at my handheld sadly: Hey~ I know I'm too charming, but I don't need to chase stars like this, Shu Xiao, I want to sign and say it directly, restricting personal freedom is too much, I can sue you

"I ...... Thank you so much."

Dog thief! You up╰_╯! It's too inauthentic ( ́; ︵; The trust between people is gone

"What about your accomplices?" Ah Zheng's voice was soft and soft, and he looked around, and finally his eyes fell on the big leopard who was smoking rice noodles in a store

Da Leopard noticed that someone was looking at him again, he raised his head, looked at the Ah Zheng traffic police for a second, was stunned for a moment, and then put the rice noodles on the ground, stood up, and wiped his hands on his clothes at random

Then he waved his arms enthusiastically at the Azheng traffic police, twisted his waist flexibly, and shouted loudly: "Uncle come in pills ~ there are seats in it ~"

Ah Zheng's heroic brows furrowed, and the corners of his lips tightened without a trace: It's too angry! What if you want to torture him away, wait online, urgently

"Tsk, oops!" When I heard this, I was shocked, and I couldn't bear to look at him and turned my head: I must send him to become a monk, I must send him to become a monk, I must send him to become a monk

No! I'm going to report him! I'm all recruited!

"Brother Zheng, he's actually ......"

"What were you just going to say? What is he? "Tell me the clues!

Brother Ah Zheng turned back abruptly and asked hurriedly

I caught a glimpse of the big leopard with a harmless smile on his face, without saying a word, the wine bottle in his hand was already raised high

At that moment, I knew that I had lost, lost badly, and if God could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would be willing to be a good person

When the words came to his mouth, he had to change his words, his eyes stared at the big leopard in a daze, our eyes met in the air, and our brains were blank and slowly pondering the words

put away his smiling voice, slowly spit out words from his mouth, and muttered: "Oh~ He, in fact, is a working boy and soliciting guests, it is not easy, it is better to ...... Let's do what he does...... yes, it's the kind that robs them of their business, you know? ”

My whole person is very calm: I am not reconciled! But now I can't go over and crush him, I can't bear it anymore, I have to endure it anymore

The Great Leopard slowly lowered the bottle

I must have violated the rules of heaven in my last life, how could God treat me like this to a woman like a big brother

Big brother, you dead ghost, climb back from hell to protect Lao Tzu, block a few small knives for Lao Tzu and then go to catch the last train of reincarnation! Woo woo ~ uncomfortable (; _; )

Ah Zheng felt weird, and looked back at the big leopard clan with Su Yunrui's blank gaze

The big leopard clan turned back the Ah Zheng traffic police for a moment, reacted quickly, and quickly hid the hand holding the wine bottle behind him, and the smiling Chong Ah Zheng traffic police tilted his head slightly to the side, waving his restless little hands

My face was full of lovelessness, my mood was low, and I had an indescribable taste of mixed tastes

In the end, he shook his head and sighed, and came to the conclusion: It is really humiliating for a person like you to stay there and work

"Let's go! Take me away" I don't have any nostalgia for this world anymore

I silently shed tears of emotion, the big leopard clan sent me to the women's prison in every possible way to open my eyes, and it was so rare to have a free face to the wall

Woo, I was so moved that I wanted to push him down from the second floor

Ah Zheng nodded lightly: "Hmm" The words followed closely

The big leopard clan saw the lost Su Yunrui being taken away by the Azheng traffic police, and he couldn't say the mixed feelings in his heart, but he finally turned around indifferently, bent down and wanted to pick up his rice noodles and continue

Bang!!!

Without the slightest precaution or concern, the sneak thief suddenly appears and gives you a sweet crit in the back of your body

This is my new improvised song, support to share: the first song: 『Two tigers two tigers ride a motorcycle (swing), ride a motorcycle (swing), one doesn't have a father, the other doesn't have a mother, it's weird, hey! It's weird~』

The second song skewers: [I have a big leopard I never ride, one day I rode it on a whim to catch the market ~ Lost and lost, white dragon horse, wearing a coat, riding a bicycle to play him everywhere (guitar), the west day to learn the scriptures on the middle road, squatting in the grass without a word~~ Hey as soon as I walked! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, the big river flows eastward, and the moon in the sky is so big~ Retribution comes too fast like a tornado, blowing, blowing, my beauty has nowhere to put it~......]

The little woman is not talented, and she is ugly in front of the adults (the fierce woman covers her mouth and chuckles)

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"Ah~" The back of the big leopard's neck was numb, his head began to dizzy and began to dazzle, the sky and the earth were in a trance, and even the dim lantern in front of him gradually became blurred

The big palm reflex fell on the back of the aching neck, and his face was full of hideousness, and he gritted his teeth angrily and said, "! I hate assaulters."

After a curse, he fell groggy, unconscious, and fell down

I watched him fall unconscious to the ground, his hand holding the bottle aloof gradually lowered, and his heart beating wildly

I had to kick the little butt of the sleeping beauty Big Leopard to relieve this little heart that was beating wildly

"As long as you have a wine bottle, you can threaten Yin~ tell you to intimidate me, tell you not to accompany me, and let me go in alone and think about it...... Hahaha! I won't leave you a chance to defend yourself, hum / ⊙. ⊙╮”

Now it's not at the mercy of the eldest brother's woman, the way of heaven is so reincarnated, hahahahahaha

Ah Zheng traffic police were behind her, watching all this, speechless to helplessness: God, I'm drunk, you desperately broke free of the handcuffs, and ran back specifically to kick him?? What kind of hatred, what kind of grudge, you knock others to death

(The author said: Who was irritable just now and hit the oak tree with his shoes→_→)

I didn't say a word, I directly grabbed one of the big leopard's ankles and dragged it away, wantonly shook the high ponytail behind my head, two pure blue streamers fluttered behind me with thousands of black hairs entangled, and a dark blue waist-cinching plain skirt looked alternative and heroic, dry and calm

Ah Zheng just looked at the back, and felt that Su Yunrui's whole person was as refreshing and clean as a clear sea, sparkling, and suddenly a hazy fog swept away, wrapped in a small wooden boat wandering on the sea level

Ah Zheng, who was stunned behind him, was suddenly attacked by Su Yunrui's flick of hair, and his face was pasted, and he suddenly sobered up

As soon as his eyes were closed, his little face wrinkled, and he raised his shoulders in fear and dodged to the side, dodging the second attack of his hair: it was terrible! What a biological weapon is this

Su Yunrui in front of him effortlessly dragged the big leopard clan alone and silently walked away

I'm seriously thinking about what to do with the Big Leopard: Buried Alive? Forget it, waste the land, leave a living, drag it back, and before beheading, throw it into the pigsty to grow into the pig boss, the head of the pig herd! Oh ho ho

Yida~ can really laugh strongly, not to mention that the luck of a girl who loves to laugh will not be too bad

Ah Zheng traffic police nodded thoughtfully behind him: It turns out that the purpose of you knocking people out is to drag people back to the cave~ It's so violent and direct! Although the practice is very primitive social people

But I'm really sour~~ This is the love of you

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