Chapter Twenty-Nine: Meng Po Soup Is Too Bitter
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At this time, the atmosphere in the prison suddenly became cold
I couldn't help but shudder, rubbed my arms, and looked around to see where the air conditioner was hanging~
Holding a scythe, the skull mask in a black cloak floated from afar, and his slightly bowed body hinted at his faint melancholy and depression
I thought to myself, these are all old familiar ghosts living in the border cities, and I often arrange for my paper-skin aunt to come to my store to buy goods, saying that those ghosts complain that Meng Po soup is too bitter, and they need to drink milk tea to go with peace of mind
I Su planting vegetables this damn Rolls-Royce high-end skill, don't be jealous of me, bring your own talent, there is no way┐('~'; ┌Give yourself a slap in the face
So I greeted him warmly: "Brother Die, are you out for business again?" Great work, hard work."
Death stopped in front of me, nodded, shook his arms back and forth like a beckoning cat, gestured to me, and complained about the troubles as soon as he opened his mouth
"Su~, let me tell you, recently, the king of Hades has been checking the population, and there is a soul that has been lost for more than a year and a half and has not been found, so annoying~ I can't even get off work and go recklessly now" The tone was quite resentful
I half-jokingly said, "Then you can catch our ghost king back first and make up the numbers!" Then you can go to Cha Fan, and then I will find a way to redeem him!" ”
Look at my helpful little example! Moved by the Monster 500 Commendation Conference, this year, there is no me, Su Yunrui, the number three good citizens, and the good people, it must be boring!
The Grim Reaper was still unhappy, and replied: "Thank you for your kindness, but it's a female soul, and besides, your ghost king has applied for a long-term temporary residence permit in the underworld, and there is a record."
It's really responsible, just right~ I didn't embarrass our old family!
"Then what should I do~ Why don't I help you find it?"
The god of death shook his head and waved his hand, and immediately rejected her decisively: "Emmm ~ No need to use it, you can go to prison, you can't break the rules......"
When I heard this, my heart was filled with a shock: Brother Death, don't you look down on squatting in prison now! Boom
Then he explained in a tone full of grievances: "Oh, Xian Youyang said that I can go home when the sun sets on the slope of the mountain!" ”
The Grim Reaper thought for a moment and said, "Well, why don't I give you a pass to hell!" When the time comes, if you find it, help me send her directly to Nai He Bridge, Meng Po will receive her, if you don't find it, you can come to our hell to drink hot tea when you are free."
With that, the Grim Reaper conjured a card and hovered it in the palm of his hand, and reached out to hand it to me
My eyes lit up, and I couldn't sit still, so I jumped up, flattered, and took it from the hand of death, and looked down at it
The front of the card has a dark art style, and some dead forest skeletons are slumped at the bottom of the card
The ghosts above the skeleton man dragged their long tails and floated, as if they had been summoned by an ancient being, and some of the ghosts were about to burrow out of the skeleton's body with a small face on their backs
separated from the upper pattern by a layer of black soil
On top is a brown and sturdy war bull, with an iron body and a red rope tied to its horns fluttering in the wind
This is not a red child, not a red child~
A tall and thin red jujube horse, covered by iron patterns on the face
The two hung a dazzling sun above their heads, standing opposite each other and standing on the cracked loess, their eyes wide with anger, as if they were about to fight
Boy! Presumably this is the bull head and horse noodles, but it seems that this relationship is a bit iron and not friendly enough!
On the back, I don't know which way it is a fairy, with a whisk in one hand, a three-year college entrance examination in the palm of a hundred million hands, and a five-year mock book, riddled with golden light, cross-legged mounts and burning clouds, and leaning on the holy light of thousands of clouds on his back
Sure enough, it's different when the money is charged! The equipment is a little unpleasant
I jumped around with excitement
The Grim Reaper next to him was suspicious: This place ...... Hot feet?
"Really give it to me?"
The Grim Reaper looked at the happy Su Yunrui through the mask with a calm gaze, without hesitation, nodded slightly, and responded from his nasal voice
"Hmm~"
I put away the cards and asked again uneasily, "Do you believe me so much?" Aren't you afraid I'll lose it? ⊙ω⊙”
The Grim Reaper turned to leave, waving his hand without looking back: "Don't be afraid, besides, no one has lost anything yet, and I'm not in a hurry to replace anything...... Ahhh ”
When I heard this, I said in my heart: Can this be redone?
Death sneezed loudly, rubbed his arms, and muttered to himself, "It's so cold, it's time to stock up on some warm baby"
In the opposite cell, several fat monsters were clinging to the corner
The chin has a pinch of the world's unlimited Japanese northeast wind stainless steel beard, the two temples are close to the wide knife bangs, the wind can't blow the Mediterranean wig, the ribs have small wings, the body is fat and bloated, and he is wearing slightly tight-fitting floral pajamas
They huddled together, crouched in the corner with their knees crossed, their heads drooping, half of their faces buried in the crooks of their arms, and their eyebrows looked listless
In fact, he is plucking his legs
The monsters accidentally noticed Su Yunrui, muttering to the Grim Reaper, staring at her dementedly
Whispered: "Ouch, I'm lucky today, I can improve my food again"
I suddenly felt a tingling in my scalp, and I looked at them and saw that they were about to move, as if they were motivated to do something
Suddenly, I felt bad, and I had a bad premonition, and I subconsciously and vigilantly clutched the private money bag on my waist with one hand
Sure enough, in the next second, the monsters easily pushed the cell door down
Boom――――
There was a clatter
I felt a real gust of wind blowing in my face
They walked out on their short legs after the demolition, and then lifted the door up and put it back with little difficulty