Chapter 30: Yo, where is the little girl~
Then he walked towards me step by step, swaying his left and right shoulders back and forth, and walked out of the aura of two meters eight with background music
I couldn't help but sway to the rhythm of the superstars of the troubled times, and I couldn't help but shudder when I inadvertently exchanged with the strange and vicious eyes in mid-air
Suddenly sobered up a lot, and opened his mouth to shout loudly and demanded: "Which idiot is playing music around?!" It's closed for the old lady! β
A slightly arrogant voice came from next door: "It's not just about what can you do?" β
I was not afraid, and moved out of the prison ward: "I called the prison guard to smash it for you, do you believe it or not?" β
The demon who carried the 'little sister' stereo on his shoulder was really scared for a second, and he knew that he was at a loss, and he disappeared with the stereo
The soundtrack is gone, but the monster has come to me
Feeling that my teeth were trembling, I immediately tore my throat and shouted at the mouth of my mouth
In a panic, he blurted out: "Welcome!" ββΟβ
The air was instantly quiet, and the monster was stunned, and I was stunned too
Unable to support his forehead, he secretly exhaled: "Hmm~"
Finished...... Scoop mouth, I'm going to die, I'm a beautiful woman again
Let the monster take the initiative to stew himself and drink it, I'm afraid I'm the first, I don't know if Guinness will be awarded this award, alas~ Shame! Alas ~ conspicuous! So embarrassed that I wanted to strangle myself to death
The three monsters reacted, and couldn't wait to get in through the crack in the column, and the size was so large that the pillar was bent vigorously
It became a small arch
At this time, an earthy brown figure in the sky raised its wings and hovered over the office, screaming for a long time, blowing suona, holding an allegro, and flying with its feet
The shadow cast on the floor tiles of the open-air cell flickered quickly
I saw it rotate 365 degrees under the clear blue sky and cloudless sky, jumping, and closing its eyes
[The above paragraph is purely a friendly proposal from a good girlfriend (I was forced to write it with a pencil on my weak and helpless neck]
The next moment, it felt a kidney pain in its abdomen, lost its strength in an instant, and fell straight down with a limp
In the office, at the backbone of the black tile roof of Xingzhitang, Shen Mu stood with his hands in his hands, his straight body and long body, and he looked at the big fat bird in the sky with an indifferent expression
This is my world! This is my world!!
Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and he couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hey, hey, hey...... Yes...... Yes...... Hahahahahaha......ha
The back of the dark guard in the dark part of the wall was tightly pressed against the wall, listening to the gradually more and more hideous laughter coming from the roof, a sweat hung on the corner of his forehead, and he turned his head to complain to the other dark guard No. 2 who was squatting on the ground
"What's the matter, but the brother on the roof died, I'm really worried that he won't choke to death."
Dark Guard No. 2, who was originally amusing centipedes, raised his head when he heard this, glanced in the direction of the roof, slapped his thigh, and said heavily: "Oops! β
Then he replied with a twist: "In case, people ...... Maybe he's sick, let's do what he doβ('~'; β Or my centipede is still playing"
Darkguard 1 shuddered as he pointed at the centipede and took a few steps back, screaming in horror
Darkguard 2 turned his gaze to him, furrowed his eyebrows and roared tirelessly, "You screamed chicken reincarnated?" What a fuss about! β
Dark Guard 1 trembled: "It's it, it's clamping you!" β
When Dark Guard 2 heard this, he didn't believe it, sneered twice, and responded to him disappreciatively: "How is it possible~"
As he spoke, Dark Guard 1 watched as his face kept changing color, like a colored light
Darkguard 2 hung up after saying that, his face still flickering and changing colors
Darkguard 1 then pulled out a bundle of white silk from behind him, threw it on the thicker branches of the tree, tied the rope in a knot, and lifted the foaming Darkguard 2 to sit upright from behind, and put his hands under Darkguard 2's armpits
Drag it under the tree and hang it on top of the white silk
When he landed, the dark place became a colorful dark place, and Dark Guard No. 1 jumped up with relief
On the rooftop:
On the edge of the roof, a pair of slender white and tender hands "snapped" on the tiles, and a half face appeared, and round eyes looked at the situation above
This person is Xian Youyang
On the green lawn under the house, two female employees who were just about to drink Snickers brand oil to replenish their energy after work with their heads up, were helplessly pulled over to accompany their bosses to do such boring things
His expression was indifferent, and he watched Xian Youyang climb the roof with an expressionless face, but he hurriedly moved the ladder the next moment
Xian Youyang felt empty under his feet, tilted his head slightly, and looked down, finding that they were carrying a ladder to leave
Exclaimed: "Hicc! Don't go, I'm still sitting on it and haven't gone up yet, hey, goose's mother...... I'm a mother, so high wow~ "I'm a little scared......
Xian Youyang struggled to prop his arms on the tiles to prevent himself from falling, and half of his body hung in the air, shaky
Xian Youyang tried hard to kick his feet, trying to climb up with his strength, but his body shook sharply twice, and he was so shocked that he almost fell
He shouted at Shen Mu: "Shen broom, why don't you come up there to bask in the sun?" He struggled to speak, but he still had a hippie smile on his face, and he tried to push his leg upwards after speaking
Shen Mu turned around when he heard this, saw Xian Youyang, and pursed his thin lips
Xian Youyang saw Shen Mu turn around, and showed his eight teeth with a playful smile: "Hehe, I'm exercising, I know a little bit about swimming fitness!" You can exercise unicorn arms, abdominal muscles, vest line, do you want to be together? β
Xian Youyang spread out his palms upwards with difficulty, and said that he pressed down a finger, as if he was not worried at all that he might fall down the next moment
Shen Mu frowned when he heard this, thought for a while, tapped the tile with his toes, leaned over and flew in front of Xian Youyang with light skills, and kicked it down without hesitation in front of Xian Youyang's face
"Ahh ~Shen Mu, you're a skull!! Shen Mu, you have no conscience, I am also your colleague! Xian Youyang screamed in a panic and landed on the ground, smashing a 'big' pit on the lawn
Xian Youyang's head in the big pit was dizzy for a while, and he opened his eyes in a daze, as if there were stars turning around in front of him
Shen Mu also jumped down, landed steadily, and glanced at Xian Youyang in the pit with condescending squints, he suddenly smiled evilly, and then turned to leave
"Huh! Huh! Shen Mu, Shen Broom, Shen Shen, Xiao Shen, Comrade Shen, don't go, pull me...... Forehead ......"
Something seems wrong...... Tell Shen Broom like this, he must step on me to watch the circus in the underworld, and change his words!
"Shen Mu, you come and pull me, I can't pick stars for you~~" In this way, Shen Broom will definitely not continue to make up for it to step on me, hehehe, I'm really smart~
Who knows, Shen Mu didn't bother to put one on Xian Youyang after listening to the fart, ignored Xian Youyang's foolish words, and said in a cold heart: I won't, I'm going to anger you to death
Walk along the poplar-lined sheep intestine path and leave straight to take care of the aftermath for Xianyouyang
Xian Youyang covered his head, puffed out his cheeks, suffocated red, and his ears seemed to be spewing clumps of white steam, like a boiling boiler boiling, and it was bubbling out non-stop~
Xian Youyang crossed his arms and puffed up, and said in his heart: Shen Broom was that unkind dog thief, and he didn't say so many good things about deceiving puppies! I'm going to draw a little paper figure and poke you to death!
Thinking about it, he took out a small notebook from his arms to hold a grudge, oh no, the communiquΓ© is a personal vendetta: Shen Mu, dressed in a sassy green shirt, is too spicy for his eyes! Plead for a raw green hat for the delivery above
Shen Mu, in the open, is upright, and brutalizes his colleagues in broad daylight
Writing this, Xian Youyang is in a much better mood: I used two words at once, I am really good (/β§Ο\)
Keep writing with your head down
782 Ask the boss to sell Shen Mu to the McDonald's restaurant for fried squid rice bowls!
Hum! He is also a person with a small temper
Just as Xian Youyang stood up, supported the ground with his palms, and tried to figure it out with his strength, he found that he was stuck and couldn't get out!
Xian Youyang even tightened his lower abdomen, and even didn't let go of the grass on the lawn, grabbing the stems and leaves of the grass with both hands, trying to pull himself out
"Hey, hey, hey~ Where to fall! Climb up right there! β
Xiaocao was torn off because he was too strong
Xian Youyang opened his arms, turned his back to the sky and sighed: "Heavens! O earth! Am I going to die here? I'm not reconciled! Amen, if the world gives me three more days of ......"
The cleaning aunt who passed by knocked on the melon seeds, couldn't help but stay here, squinted her eyes, and threw herself at Xian Youyang to show a caring fool's eyes: This child doesn't look smart Yazi
Over there, Xian Youyang was still thinking about it, worshiping the heavens and worshipping the earth: "The heavenly spirits are spiritual, the demons and monsters all obey orders, the old and the young, forcing them to live to be old, walking sideways, getting thinner and thinner, walking vertically, walking on the back of the turtle king bastard......"
The cleaning aunt finally couldn't help but speak: "Young man, you can come out with your hands shaken!" β
Xian Youyang: "What a creative way! β
Outside the Xingzhi Hall
"Do you know why I knocked you down?" Shen Mu, who was standing with his hands in his hands, interrogated the big fat bird on the ground that was shrinking into a clump of trees
The big fat bird suddenly straightened his long neck, cheered up, and looked at the man in front of him who seemed to be not close to the bird with doubts in his big sesame eyes
"Chirp?" Phuket!
"First, you don't have an air flight certificate, second, you do acrobatics in the air, and third, you honk your horn indiscriminately, can you make it?" Shen Mu took the small notebook and said in a nutshell, reading one by one the evidence of his crimes
"Chirp!" Now I know
"......," Shen Mu said dumbly
Are you hungry or do you know?
"Chirp?" Can I go now?
Shen Mu Chang sighed, put his hand on his other hand, and then took it away, and a handful of white rice appeared in his hand: "Eat!" β
The big fat bird tilted his head, scratched his head and wondered: "Chirp?" "What is this for?
Shen Mu lovingly stroked the big fat bird's brain: "No thanks! Because you are a first-time offender, you will not make any more mistakes if you only give you wings
You don't have to worry about whether it hurts or not, we have anesthetics here for free" The tone has a warm oil that is not usually available
When the big fat bird heard it, this was terrible, so why don't you hurry up and wait for the later development to kill it?
Just do it, the sharp black beak pecked at the unsuspecting Shen Mu's faΓ§ade, Shen Mu reacted quickly, and quickly raised his arm to block it
The big fat bird didn't love to fight either, and took advantage of this vacancy, spread his wings and flew away again, and hissed (direct translation): "Boys and girls rush forward, Ollie give!" β
Shen Mu lowered his arm and looked angrily at the direction of the big fat bird's escape--the dark prison
His eyes narrowed dangerously
Bring about one's own destruction!
Shen Mu gritted his teeth faintly, clenched the fist that belonged to the size of a man beside him, and ordered in a loud voice: "Half of the order!" Go to jail and get that dead bird back for me! Catch it and make a fire for the cooking class."
The words fell
In the dark, a black back figure disappeared around the corner, and after a while, the black shadow landed on tiptoe and stopped at the back door of the dark prison
Half of the forehead took out a small bronze mirror, looked at the handsome self in the bronze mirror, couldn't help but pick up the bangs, and was intoxicated in his heart: it was another handsome day to punish evil and promote good
Thinking about it, Sa Yazi, who was in a particularly happy mood, stepped in
In the cell
I stood up vigilantly, hugged me tightly, and stepped back step by step, grabbing the large ostrich egg in the casserole on the table next to me and holding it above my head
On the surface, pretending to be fat and fat, often calm: "Don't come here, I'm not afraid of yours, come over again, I'll ...... It's going to hurt this little life! β
Udon Mother Sang looked at her and stopped talking, pointed at Su Yunrui's figure with a wooden spoon, and said threateningly: "Su Yunrui, this is my next meal, you pay attention to me!" β
I nodded to Udon mother Sangma: "Hmm~ Okay, okay!" β
Above the cell
The big fat bird that fled in a hurry flew high in the air, and was pleasantly surprised to find the ostrich egg held high above Su Yunrui's head, which seemed to be the egg she had lost
It's her baby!
His pupils dilated suddenly, and he felt a burst of joy in his heart, and he didn't want to aim at Su Yunrui's location and swoop down
In the cell
A few monsters were not afraid of her threat, and rushed up quickly, like picking cabbage, moving their hands and feet around Su Yunrui, leaning over and sniffing
Chatter and visit like a hillbilly who has just entered the city
There are many of them, and the weak and innocent me has no power to fight back, so I can only let them raise their hands and feet and fiddle
Holding back the trembling of his legs and feet, he asked with a crying voice: "What do you want to do in the pig position~" A hand trembled, and the ostrich egg fell off from his hand
Udon's mother, Sang Zhuran, raised her head, her eyes froze, and she flew out with a rocket-like 'boom'
A second before the ostrich egg kissed the earth, he took out a long-handled wooden spoon and held the ostrich egg steadily, but the man fell heavily on the ground
Udon's mother, San, wiped a handful of the fine ash on her face, got up casually, held the egg in her arms, and walked aside silently
Sure enough, it's more important to eat!!
The female lady with flowers and butterflies in her ears squinted her eyes, took out a puff fan from her back, patted her chest and fanned the wind, only to see the flowers and butterflies turn lightly, turn around, and turn into a slender beauty
The eyebrows and eyes are heroic, the black hair is casually scattered, and he is wearing a black dark patterned Luo skirt, and he is still holding the pu fan in his hand
Hua Butterfly lifted her eyes, glanced at Su Yunrui with contempt, and was the first to speak, asking casually: "Yo~ little girl, where is the person?" β