The fat-headed fish didn't say a word, moving the small bench, like a bolt of lightning, with a heavy phantom quickly flashed to the sixth uncle and sat next to the sixth uncle, who was upright and well-behaved

After sitting down, he still looked at me with big eyes, as if he was silently saying: You don't want to die!

I looked back at Jiang Wuwu, I felt extremely aggrieved, and I couldn't hold it anymore

I had no choice but to tear my throat open and look up to the sky and roar: "Boss! Someone is making trouble on your stall again! ”

The boss rushed up with a kitchen knife and scolded, and stood still and looked around: "Which turtle grandson dares to do something in my stall!" ”

I pointed at Jiang Wuwu, and the moment the boss saw Jiang Wuwu, he turned around silently, and ran back with a knife in both hands like a dumbbell

"One-two-one-two-one, exercise my best! One-two-one......"

That kid is familiar with Shanda Cheng, and he can't afford to provoke him, so he should not have seen anything and slipped away

I was instantly depressed, clenched my fist and punched the wall to the side, and roared at the boss's back: "You are the boss, what are you afraid of!" Cao ！ ”

After yelling, I obediently sat next to the fathead fish, muttering disdainfully: "Jiang Wuwu has nothing to be afraid of, it really is!" I'm not afraid of him......"

Jiang Wuwu bowed his head in satisfaction and sat down

I was upset again, and raised my head slightly and the dragon roared, "Boss! I'll order~" I deliberately dragged out the last word for a long time

The boss trotted over respectfully, Jiang Wuwu coughed twice deliberately, lowered his eyes, as if he thought of something, turned his head and smiled at me

The sixth uncle raised his hand, looked at the menu casually and took the lead in speaking: "Boss, I want a grilled chicken steak and more chili peppers, the more the better!" ”

Jiang Wuwu turned his gaze again and showed the most charming smile to the sixth uncle

The sixth uncle took a sip of water, saw Jiang Wuwu's smile, and almost choked to death on the spot, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, so he said, "What are you doing with me?" Scare Silver"

I gently tugged at Uncle Six's sleeve, and Uncle Six turned his head to look at me in confusion

"Hey! Sixth uncle, don't you think Jiang Crooked is really scary when he laughs crookedly, like an old crow in the village? I propped my elbows on the table, supported my chin with my hands, and whispered to Uncle Six

The sixth uncle nodded solemnly and stretched out his thumb: "Hmm! Certification from Hanpi! ”

The fat-headed fish was caught in the middle and couldn't understand anything, so he touched his chin and nodded pretending to think: "This baby thinks so too!" ”

On the one hand, Jiang Wuwu was completely ignored, his dark eyes were cold, but there was no expression on his face, he turned his head to ignore the whispers of the two, hooked the boss's neck and whispered

The boss was sweating profusely and his heart collapsed, and the whole person moved to the side without a trace: this ...... It's bald...... Yes! What a disrespect! Who's going to save me!!

I just finished talking to Uncle Six, and when I turned around, I saw Jiang Wuwu hooking up with the boss and being intimate

I consciously lowered my head, feeling a little complicated and a little inexplicably excited, hehehe

The fathead fish hugged the head of the sixth uncle, telling stories to coax the sixth uncle to sleep, and the sixth uncle was also very natural The old bird leaned on the fathead fish's arms with his eyelids half-closed, and there was no sense of disobedience at all

After Jiang Wuwu explained, the boss didn't say much and hurriedly ran down

After I watched the boss leave, I raised my head, bent my neck with a wicked smile and asked, "Jiang Crooked, are you ...... Isn't it...... Fancy the boss?? After speaking, Mimi glanced at the boss's back

Now all I think is: he fell in love with him at first sight, he wants to get him, and then turn his mother into his own mother, and hehehehe...... Indescribable, hey, hey, hey~

-- Breaking the hairline in one sentence --

Boss: How do you feel numb in your back?

The proprietress took a kitchen knife to chop the duck's legs, glared at him viciously, and said bitterly: "Other men mess with flowers, you're good, you don't mess with flowers, you mess with grass"

The boss wanted to cry without tears and explained: "I didn't, it was the guest officer who suddenly ......"

The proprietress interrupted his words with the movements of her hands, covered her ears and kept stomping her feet: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!" ”

For a long time, the boss didn't speak, and stood aside obediently

The proprietress stopped what she was doing, looked at the boss with one hand on her waist, and asked, "If I don't listen to you, won't I explain?" ”

"I ......"

The proprietress lowered her head and continued to slash and chop: "What are you, the explanation is to cover up, I won't listen, you get out!" ”

“………… Daughter-in-law, I was wrong."

"Get out!"

-- Breaking the hairline in one sentence --

When the sixth uncle heard this, his head left the arms of the fat-headed fish, sat up, and looked at the boss

pretended to be scheming and touched the green beard, looked at Jiang Wuwu with an unfathomable smile, and had an expression that the old man and I understood!

-- Breaking the hairline in one sentence --

The boss shuddered: how did he feel that there was another hot gaze looking at him behind him

The proprietress glanced at him: "Who told you to shiver?" Do you look down on me? Isn't it? ”

The boss didn't know what to say, his lips moved slightly, but he couldn't say a word

"Do you dare to breathe? Okay, I know, you don't love me anymore, I'm going to find my best friend to clean you up...... Feed! Shufen, my man doesn't love my old ......"

Shufen: "Huh? You wait until me, I'll come right away after sharpening the knife, you don't want to be reconciled as soon as I come~"

The proprietress sobbed: "Yes, as long as you don't ride a snail!" ”

-- Breaking the hairline in one sentence --

Jiang Wuwu threw a cold look at the two who wanted to get into trouble, met me with a deep gaze, and said in a deep voice: "The surname is Su, I really want to stab you to death with a knife!" ”

I can't react in my head?! Why don't you tie the sixth uncle together, oh~ I seem to know some strange knowledge again

When the boss served the barbecue, he felt that the atmosphere was very weird, a man and a woman looked at him with a wicked smile, and the other looked cold, looking like a person who was not close to him

Frightened, the boss quickly put down the barbecue and slipped away

When he walked away, he slapped his chest and gasped for breath: Oh my mother! Aren't the hormones of today's young people mutated?

The sixth uncle silently looked at the barbecue that the boss brought to him, and his smile disappeared in an instant

Use bamboo chopsticks to pick and choose among the five catties of chili powder, Acciba! Five diced chickens, you don't know there is chicken if you don't look closely, murder, definitely murder!

But he still tried to take a bite, his face immediately turned gray, he fell straight to the ground, grabbed his neck, roared dryly, his eyes were red and began to overflow tears, his voice was hoarse, and the whole person became very dry

"Help, ambulance...... Call an ambulance."

Jiang Wuwu's expression was calm, he didn't raise his head, he leisurely picked up a cup of hot tea and drank it, and snorted coldly in his heart: What else do you need for an ambulance! Just find a passer-by, can't you get artificial respiration?

In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore, and I looked at Jiang Wuwu crazily, and this guy also winked at me?!

I had to stomp on his foot

"Tear~" Jiang Wuwu let out a painful sigh and looked at me innocently

I looked at him with a standard professional smile and squeezed a few words out of my teeth: "Why are you stunned?" Artificial respiration! Saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, isn't it? ”

Jiang Wuwu pinched my waist with his backhand, and I whimpered in pain, I subconsciously bit back on his arm, and pinched the tips of his two noses between the two fingers of my backhand, and pulled hard

Come on! Hurt each other, see who kills first!

Jiang Wuwu grabbed my hair and pulled it back, and gave me a standard professional smile back, gritted his teeth and popped out a few words from between his teeth, and said in a thick nasal voice: "Why are you stepping on me?" ”

After a pause, Pi added with a smile: "I don't know how to save people, but the man ...... Men and men don't kiss each other, don't look at me! Useless! After speaking, a suspicious crimson spread from the base of his ear to the top of his head

He and I stared at each other like this, and the two eyes were like invisible electricity intersecting in mid-air, as if we could hear the sizzling sound of electricity constantly ringing, and the air was filled with the smell of fireworks

Did he glare at me?! I'm glaring at you, glaring at you! Whoever moves away first loses......

I gritted my teeth and said, "Spread it out for me!" ”

Jiang said crookedly: "You let go first!" ”

I replied, "You first!" ”

Jiang replied crookedly and stubbornly: "I don't, ladies first!" You first"

I was angry at him: "Jiang Crooked, what are you stubborn about?" ”

Jiang Crooked's momentum is not inferior to me: "You stepped on me first!" ”

I said, "How can I step on you?" ”

Jiang replied crookedly: "Are you still reasonable to step on me?" ”

I was excited: "How can I step on you?" ”

Jiang Crooked still said the same sentence just now: "You step on me, are you still reasonable?" ”

……

A black crow flew above the head of the fathead fish: "...... What's so bad about this kind of thing? ”

The sixth uncle was holding his stomach in pain on the ground, his face was pale, his hand was stretched out to us, his fingertips trembled slightly, his eyes were full of tears, and he said, "Don't you horn first?" Call me 120 to save me! ”

Jiang Wuwu and I said in unison: "Not good! Let's go" The words spread away from the other party at the same time, and then kicked the sixth uncle away

"Boom".

The sixth uncle turned into a small black dot and flew farther and farther, and five particularly hoarse and dry words floated in the sky

"I~do~wrong~what~"

Pedestrians looked up

"What's that?"

"Shooting star! Make a wish! The man said, putting his hands together under his chin and bowing his head to make a wish

People around me began to follow suit

A woman next to him jumped up and gave him a slap in the face

Meimu glared angrily, crossed her waist and said: "Uneducated things!" Do your meteors call? Another serious said: "That's clearly the black cat sheriff!" ”

"Sister, the black cat sheriff can't fly!" The man scratched the back of his head and lowered his head and muttered aggrievedly

The woman took off her slippers and was about to hit the man with a high aloft position, but the man reacted quickly and hugged his head, and knelt down without hesitation

"Sister, I was wrong! Whatever my sister says is what it is! I don't dare to have an opinion! ”

This scene stunned me, and I was about to applaud: this teaching is really good! Jiang is crooked, you just lack a good sister to discipline and discipline!

The woman was about to hit the sole of her shoe, and the pedestrians should know the sister and brother, so they stopped the woman and persuaded her: "If you die, you can change your brother."

"Don't kill it, free workers don't exist all the time"

"If you are disabled, you have to pay for medicine! Isn't it a waste? ”

Man: Well, I'd better dig a pit and bury myself!

The woman spat on the ground: "Phew! The little bunny "put on his shoes and left."