Chapter 11: You're so funny, Wu Wujun
The crowd roared angrily: "You Ma stand at the front and shout out of the way, you are afraid that a god will poke and poke"
The ginger sauce slurry supported his forehead, pulled the fathead fish and left quietly with the lard cake
"Look at you crazy, don't breathe air and suck carbon dioxide if you have the ability!" Someone said disdainfully
I tilted my head slightly, raised my eyebrows and replied proudly, "You suck one and try it?" ”
The person who spoke had a bad face and was a little speechless, and said in a low voice: "Try and die, or don't try"
I sneered, then leaned back and grabbed the horse's ears, my cheeks puffed out slightly, and I made a sound: "Buzz~Buzz~".
I stepped on the front with my foot
Warm? What about my brakes? What about my clutch?
Everyone gave me a thumbs up and complimented, "You're awesome!" ”
I covered my mouth and giggled, oh, it was a giggle, my hand swung up and down like a ball, and I said shyly, "Understated!" It's not as good as you say~"
After I finished speaking, I whipped the horse, the horse was in pain, the horse's front hooves were raised, and there was a long neigh, and the horse language translation: "Emma hurt~~~"
Then he roared forward
The wind blows in the ears, the sun in the world is just right, the blue sky and white clouds are long, and the road is full of green
I felt the wind whistling in my ears, and the men behind me were riding in my direction and galloping in my direction, and I couldn't help but slam the horse's belly and whip the horse hard
The horses ran faster
Ma'er: Damn, you don't feed Lao Tzu, and you want Lao Tzu to run fast, you are really a fucking talent
The people behind him shouted at the top of their voices: "Su Yunrui, why did you ride out of the sense of running away!" ”
Am I too lazy to care about them? The old lady is as free as the wind~ lalala!
Unconsciously, I rode involuntarily to a hillside, I remember that every year Jiang Wuwu and the two fools would come to this hillside and plant stars all over the sky
Thinking of going to see if the fool was coming back this year, I rode up the hill in the next second, and when I got to the hillside, I looked down, and as always, there was a lot of gravel on the ground, and green weeds were burrowing through the cracks in the gravel
I caught a glimpse of the white figure from afar, and sure enough, I turned over and jumped off the horse, and walked slowly towards him with my hands behind my back
From afar, he shouted at him, "Yo? Jiang is crooked, still planting stars? Didn't you say it all?,This kind of place,Falling rocks cover the ground and the surface is bare and you can't grow a starry sky.,There's no monster to plant in this kind of place.,What year did you see a monster other than you? ”
I walked over and put my hand on the shoulder of Jiang Wuwu, who was working hard in front of a pile of gravel, and teased
"Try it! What if it succeeds? Jiang Wuwu frowned without a trace, took my hand away with some resistance, and replied
"And who do you plant it for? The small animals here, the little crickets or something, but I don't have time to appreciate the flowers and plants and the stars in the sky, here can be like people, only Su Da is a good person and you, oh~ I understand, are you planting a duck to show me? You are so funny, Wu Wujun~ I like it very much! ”
"Self-inflicted!" Jiang Wuwu snorted twice and rolled his eyes
"Why am I being amorous again?" This guy is a little unhappy~ Could it be that he still remembers the hatred just now? No, I've got to say something to get this over
So I came out without a head: "Jiang Crooked, you have never laughed when you are with me!" Believe it or not, I'll find the relevant departments to report you! "I, the good people of Su, are very sad about this phenomenon
"Don't keep a straight face, reward me with a good smile from Su Da and make me happy!" I stopped his hand and smiled happily at him
Jiang Wuwu was speechless, looked down and saw her stepping on his flower seedlings, and instantly had a cold face: "Roll aside like Pikachu and play!" ”
I withdrew my feet with a stupid expression and sneered: "Isn't it just planting flowers, small things, I'll help you" said, rolled up my sleeves and did it
Jiang Wuwu looked at her half-virtue and questioned: "Can you do it?" ”
I smiled at him, and slapped my chest Bang Bang Xiang: "Don't worry, Sister Su will go on the expedition, and there will be no grass!" Hahahaha"
"...... "You're pretty good at blackening yourself."
I buried my head in planting starry seedlings that had wilted, and I didn't notice that the sun was setting late
I stumbled upon a yellowed fang, in the gravel and dirt, and I took it in my hand and looked at it
Is this a dinosaur fossil?
"The surname Sue! You see! I picked up a kid! Jiang Wuwu's clear and beautiful voice sounded abruptly behind him
I turned my head in response, and the moment I saw Jiang Wuwu, the sun stabbed him in the back
The bells of the ancient temple in the deep mountains are crisply blown by the wind, and the grass on the hillside is surging, as if telling the arrival of the gods
The corners of Jiang Wuwu's mouth rose, his smile became more and more charming, his bright eyes were like a galaxy, and the orange sunset stained half of the sky, and the messy broken bangs slightly covered the eyes that could speak
He was holding the fathead fish in his arms, his eyes were full of smiles, his eyebrows were gentle, and the people who looked at him were so excited that they couldn't take their eyes off
I felt my face flushed, and when Jiang Wuwu walked up to me, I quickly slapped myself
What was I thinking! I actually ...... Crooked plots against Jiang!! I'm so unhuman, but he's pretty good... Well... It's better to say it
"Jiang Wuwu, I have something to tell you duck~" I looked up at Jiang Wuwu
Jiang Wuwu raised his eyebrows lightly: "Huh? What are you going to say? ”
I hung my head in a panic, and my voice replied cautiously tentatively, "That...... That, you're so good-looking...... I want you to come to my store to work, the traffic is definitely ......"
I looked at the fathead fish, and suddenly noticed that there was a red strangulation mark on the fathead fish's neck, which was strangled by someone...... I couldn't focus my eyes and was shaking
I was almost terrified like never before, and I cried out urgently, "Fathead fish! ”
The fathead fish suddenly came to his senses, looked at me in panic, and the next second stretched out his arms and stretched out two little fat hands, and his whole body leaned towards me slightly, as if he wanted me to hug me
I took him from Jiang Wuwu's arms, patted him lightly on the back, and silently comforted him
The fathead fish whispered a word in my ear, he told me to run, why?!
"The fathead fish is uncomfortable, I will take him back to the Fuji Sweet Milk Tea Shop to drink a cup of milk tea to continue his life" Without waiting for him to speak, I quickly ran up the hill with the fathead fish in my arms and rode on the horse
Before leaving, I glanced back at Jiang Wuwu, who was also looking at me, smiling, and I felt a little creepy
Then he took a step forward, and my heart tightened, and I watched as his feet slipped and rolled down the hill like a tire unsuspectingly
Jiang Wuwu's heart was shocked: Oh,!
In an instant, the atmosphere of terror and tension vanished
"Poof! Hahaha! I looked back at the road ahead, pursed my lips and tried to hold back a laugh
After the horses ran into the city, the figures scattered, too
Finally feeling safe, I took control of the reins, and the horse slowed down and walked leisurely
I couldn't help but start to feel gloomy again, and frowned tightly: It's over, it's over! He must have known about me stealing his old hen, and I'm going to clean up and die, right? Emmm~ Either or not, he hasn't given me the money yet~
"Sister, sister ginger sauce slurry, they haven't left yet~" The fathead fish suddenly burst out with a sentence
"They know that they will go back to the Fuji Sweet Shop, let's go to Uncle Six to return the horse first, and then go to the Weaver Girl Bridge for dinner after returning the horse," I looked down at the head of the fathead fish
The streets next to the Weaver Girl Bridge are brightly lit, and the moon in the sky hangs leisurely
The moonlight is soft and the night sky is quiet
"Sixth uncle, in fact, you don't have to invite us to dinner!" After we finish eating, I will definitely ask you to help you go to the theater with Aunt Li
I walked on the street with the sixth uncle with the fathead fish, and just chatted with him about we were going to dinner, and he was going to come together, and he had to treat him, whether to take advantage of it or not~
The sixth uncle shook his hair in a graceful manner, and waved his hand generously: "What are you polite to me?" ”
The fathead fish looked at the person in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he unconsciously clenched his pink fist
I was a little embarrassed, and I tried to figure out how to refuse him for a while
"Oops!"
A scream pulled me back from my thoughts, and I saw Uncle Six screaming as he covered his bare head
And the fathead fish in my arms is holding a wig in his hand
I don't know whether to cry or laugh for a while: "You're okay, Uncle Six!" I took the wig out of Fathead's hand and handed it to him
The sixth uncle took it and put on the wig again, and waved his hand: "Don't do anything" said that it was okay on the surface, but his stomach was full of questions: How do you feel that kid is staring at me?
The sixth uncle's eyes suddenly lit up, and he kept waving behind me: "Little Brother Jiang, Little Brother Jiang, Zheli Zheli!" ”
Little Brother Jiang? How can there be a sense of foreboding
I turned around slightly, looked at Jiang Wuwu, who was half a meter away from me, and pulled the corners of my mouth
He was the first to speak: "What a coincidence! Sue, Yun, Rui! He had a dog's tail in his mouth, and leaned on the motionless man selling sugar gourds with his arms folded, which was a bit arrogant
Naturally, it is not Jiang Wuwu who has an arrogant ruffian, but the one who sells sugar gourds with an expressionless face, Jiang Wuwu is angry at most
I shrunk my neck and took a few steps back: "Hehe, what a coincidence" Coincidentally, you indulge in silkiness, how can you not go away!
The sixth uncle staggered over and hooked his shoulders with him, and enthusiastically proposed, "Has Junior Brother Jiang eaten?" There is no one for us to be together! ”
"Okay!" Jiang Wuwu readily agreed, but his eyes were staring at me, and the laughing people and animals were harmless
"Then why don't we go to have a barbecue?" Uncle Six smiled and pointed to the barbecue stall next to him
The fathead fish clapped his hands happily and hurriedly replied: "Wow, wow, wow!" ”
I glared at the fathead fish viciously, forced a smile and gritted my teeth and said to them, "Okay! ”
The sixth uncle found a place to sit down, buttoned the door of his head, turned his head to look at me, and asked, "Da Yunyun, why do you want to sit at the next table with the fat baby?" ”
“……”
I pulled the corners of my mouth in embarrassment, turned my head and gritted my teeth in a low voice and said, "I was discovered."
I looked back at him confused and looked at him with a forced smile
slapped his face and said seriously: "Oh! You can see the moon in all directions, yes, yes, that's it! I was afraid that he wouldn't believe it, so I pointed to the sky
Jiang Wuwu and Sixth Uncle looked at the tree above her head in unison
The sixth uncle was even more puzzled: Where is the moon?
I looked down and was secretly proud of how clever I was, when I found myself shrouded in a tall shadow, and I jerked my head up
Jiang Wuwu's face was gloomy, his deep black eyes were filled with deep unhappiness, and his thin lips opened slightly: "Eat together ('Δ ́)!" ”
I was stared at by him, but I still endured the chill and mustered up the courage to yell at him: What kind of domineering are you pretending! You think you're the president!
Of course, I can't say that
I pursed my lips and smiled at him and said, "You eat poop, I won't ...... with you."
Jiang Wuwu raised his eyebrows, revealing a bright tooth, and then slapped it on the table, and the table cracked into four or five pieces in response