Chapter 4: Do you want to sell fathead?
Jiang Wuwu heard my laughter, his angry face was purple, black, red, green, shiny, and his face was gloomy, and he strode forward and grabbed my neck fiercely, as if he was usually fiddling with his toys
"Forget what I just said! Otherwise, we'll see you in the underworld."
I couldn't breathe air, my face was flushed, my chest was dry and uncomfortable, and tears rolled in my eyes
The stuffy three bottles on the side slapped Jiang Wuwu's hand angrily, and finally the anxious dog jumped off the wall in a hurry, lay down and bit Jiang Wuwu's thigh, and the fat-headed fish hugged Jiang Wuwu's other thigh and howled loudly
The latter was unmoved
I let out a dry and hoarse voice and discussed with him, "Jiang Wuwu, aren't you tired of raising your hands like this?" Why don't you take an intermission? β
Jiang Wuwu still had an indifferent expression
I said again, "Why do you also give some hush money in the TV series, isn't it easy to say everything?" Scold... Hehehe...... "I think my meaning is obvious
The two lines of tears that cried in three bottles were more than "Sister Su, when are you still thinking about money, what can we do if you die~"
The stuffy three bottles immediately put away their crying expressions, and knelt aside solemnly, "Sister Su, say it!" Where are you going to bury it? Is the coffin mahogany or golden? β
"......" I sneered at the three bottles, "Don't worry, I bought insurance"
Jiang Wuwu finally let go of the hand on my neck, opened Jinkou and said, "How much hush money do you want?" β
I didn't want to, so I just said, "Six thousand Demon Lin Coins!" β
Fuji Tian's daily turnover is almost more than 3,000 demon zero coins, if it weren't for him selling stinky tofu next door, I think I would definitely make more money, so I still cheapen him
Jiang Wuwu glanced at me, threw down a sentence, "I'll let Luo Yang send it to your store later" and turned around and left
The fathead fish saw that Xiao Simple was taken away, and looked at the direction where Xiao Simple left for a long time
I urged the three bottles to pick up a few boxes of food and go to the director's wife to go home
The fathead followed my ass without saying a word
After turning around in the huge shelter, I went to the director's wife's office, Xin Leju
I knocked on her door before entering
Stuffy three bottles in the open space to drop the box
I saw that the director's wife was playing mahjong with three women, and seemed to have good luck, and when she heard the movement at the door, she turned her head to look at us, and continued to look down at the cards, "I knew you would come!" β
The director's wife is not from the demon clan like me, and she doesn't have a husband, just a title
I asked her, "Where are you from?" β
She said, "I was picked up by the Dongmen Chengguan, so I don't know where I came from."
She was born good-looking, white and beautiful, but she is not gentle and virtuous at all, she is not a female red, she can't play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she is very good at riding and drawing, and her personality is free and heroic, with a high ponytail and a red dress, and a silver iron wrist guard on her left hand, which makes her clean and neat
She lived the way I wanted to live, but I was just a small character
I listened to her and thought about it, it seems to be! Every time I send something to Jiang Wuwu, I dislike each other's gifts and send them here at the same time, which is really a sin~
I saw that she was busy "I'll give you something, we'll go"
She nodded perfunctorily, her eyes taking off the mahjong in her hand
I couldn't help but wonder if she had heard me say, "How many days will I take that fathead fish?" β
She nodded mechanically
I cautiously said, "That's... I took the fathead fish and sold it to the owner of the pork shop as a ... Got a snack? After saying that, I immediately squatted down with my head in my hands, and the expected pots and pans, plates, bricks, and firecrackers did not hit, so I tried to put my hands down
The director's wife rubbed up from her position
I was ecstatic and finally had a reaction! I quickly pulled the stuffy three bottles in front of me, and the legs of this thing were trembling more than mine
The three bottles looked back at me with a blank eye, and they were about to cry, "Sister Su wants to use me as a shield?" β
I really couldn't stand this aggrieved expression, so I put the head of the stuffy oil bottle back and let his face face the director's wife, Emmm~ Now I feel much more comfortable
I retorted with confidence, "Harm, harm, nonsense, what is the truth!" β
I saw the director's wife put her feet on the mahjong table, and threw the mahjong in her hand onto the mahjong table, "Wang Fry!" Two two, hahaha, give money to money"
, scare me twice "......"
Stuffy three bottles exhaled, "I'm still alive, oh mida Buddha......"
The director's wife turned her head and looked at us with a confused expression: "Su Yunrui, what did you just say?" β
I was about to speak, but the fathead fish grabbed my lower skirt robe and pouted, "Sister wants to sell the fathead fish?" Sister doesn't want fathead fish?"
"What!!" The director's wife's eyes were as sharp as seeing her husband cheating in front of her
But I'm willing to bet that Mrs. Director's voice at this time can roar a cow away
I glanced at the stuffy three bottles, "Two, threeγ...... Run" boring three bottles of action signal quickly carry the fathead fish and run, a set of operations smoothly
I followed closely behind, spreading my legs and running as hard as I could
The director's wife picked up the bricks and wanted to chase them
The three people on the mahjong table urged, "Can't open the next game?" β
The director's wife hesitated for a while, but decided not to chase it, because she expected that Su Yunrui and the others would not hurt the fathead fish
Oh, woman~
Monster Street
"Sister Su, where are we going to take the fathead fish?" After making sure that the surroundings are safe, the fathead fish is put down
I glared at him, "Naturally, take it back to the store, or throw it in the trash?" β
The fathead fish cried out
I looked at each other with the stuffy three bottles, what was going on?
Stuffy looked at me: I didn't do anything bad
I snorted: I don't dare
I squatted down and took away the fat head fish's hand to rub his eyes, oh my mother, my heart was distressed when I cried, "Oh, what's wrong with it?" Who bullied you, tell my sister if it's okay, I'll let the vicious dog bite him to death" It must be that the stuffy three bottles didn't run away, don't worry about the stuffy three bottles! I'm not going to fake it!
The fathead fish turned his face and burst into tears, no matter what I said, he refused to look at me, the corners of his eyes were slightly red, and he sobbed aggrievedly, "My sister wants to sell me to the owner of the pork shop for snacks, and she will throw me in the trash... Woo woo, I might as well be dead......"
At this time, the owner of the pork shop was eating, and a string of sneezes hit, and when he finished fighting, he looked at the food that had been spilled on the ground and the iron bowl that was rolling on the ground, "I'm a mother!" That melon baby is thinking about me."
"...... "I unconsciously touched my face, well, it's still there, but I suddenly feel my face hurt hotly
I looked at the fathead fish crying, and I almost laughed, why are you crying like a girl
The fathead suddenly broke away from my hands and slammed into the nearest greystone wall behind me
"Stuffy three bottles!! Stop him! Something happened to him, I'll pinch you to death! I suddenly felt a pain in my head, who did this kid learn from? It's definitely not me this time, if I teach, I will directly teach you to cry, make trouble, and hang yourself, and if you can't eat rat poison
The stuffy three bottles quickly blocked the wall in time and acted as a meat pad, the stuffy three bottles just caught the fathead fish steadily, and the stuffy three bottles secretly snorted: Oops ~ hurt...... Fathead, the horns of the dragon on your head pierced my navel......
The fat-headed fish knew that his plan had failed, so he slowly withdrew from the arms of the stuffy three bottles, then lay on the ground, adjusted his posture, stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes, and began to pretend to be dead
I was stunned for a moment, and three black lines hung down on my forehead, "Stuffy three bottles, he touched your porcelain"
Stuffy three bottles sat cross-legged on the ground, covering their eyes with their hands, obviously facing inescapable pain, for a long time, stuffy three bottles said heavily, "Let's fight!" Give the child a full childhood ......"
I shook my head like a splashing drum, denied the opinion of the stuffy three bottles, grabbed the collar of the stuffy three bottles, and yelled angrily, "Beat him down, do you think we will have a better time in the future!" β
"Jiangnan Leather Factory is closed, two dollars a pair of leather shoes, don't miss it when you pass by! It doesn't matter if you miss it, the next one is still me" Tang Guo hung a horn made of two leaves around his neck, which was playing on a loop
Tang Guo leaned over and asked with a hippie smile, "Pretty boys and pretty girls, a pair?" β
The corners of my mouth twitched: "Why do you open any store and close down?" β
Tang Guo raised his chin, and his waist was quite arrogant, "It's worthy of me!" β
I was almost led astray by him, but I still couldn't help but want to give him a thumbs up, so I had to pinch the arm of the stuffy three bottles
It hurts so much that the expression of the three bottles is painful, and the wolf screams "Whoa~~"
The fathead fish has been lying on the ground for a long time, and no one has come to pull him, not to mention how aggrieved he is, especially when he heard the stuffy three bottles say let's fight
The more I thought about it, the more sad I became, and the tears in my eyes blurred my vision: Have you forgotten something, woo ~ hum, this baby has decided to go to the monk's house!
I saw the fathead fish get up alone by himself, patted the dust on his body, I let go of the hand that was holding the arm of the three bottles, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab the fathead fish
Behind him, he rubbed his arms silently, looking at my back with a resentful face
"Fathead fish, do you eat sugar gourd?" I rushed forward and coaxed
The fathead fish lowered its head and did not speak, and its mouth was always high
I said again, "Fathead fish, my sister will take you back to the Fuji Sweet Shop to play for a few days, and then take you back to your friend's monster shelter."
When the fathead fish heard this, he whispered, "Is what my sister said true?" β
"Of course it's true? Why else am I taking you out? Look! Tomorrow is the Flower Dynasty Festival, we can go to the suburbs together to fly kites and have a picnic~ Don't you want to go with your sister and stuffy three bottles? Forget it, let's go by ourselves" I said and turned around and left, not caring about the fathead fish
In fact, I silently counted in my heart: three, two......
Sure enough, I had an extra weight on my legs
The fathead fish hugged my thighs, looked up at me, and said to me in a soft voice, "Sister, I'll go with you"
I was secretly proud in my heart, and a smile hooked up at the corner of my mouth, I can't cure you anymore, little boy?
"Three bottles!" I glanced at him, and he slowly stood up, walked over and picked up the fathead fish and walked back silently
Along the way, we chatted with each other, and the fathead fish looked curiously from time to time, and couldn't walk when they saw new gadgets
"Sister, I want to eat fish balls"
"I think you look like a fish ball!"