Ginger Sauce Paste stretched out his head to take a look, and his eyes fell on the watermelon soaked in the pool, "Sister Su, how about adding watermelon pieces?" It's cold and delicious."

"No, the double skin milk with watermelon is not tasty ("・ω・)", it feels weird," I said

Iced watermelon is the salvation of the hot summer, how can it be fused with double skin milk, shame!

The three bottles of stuffy wine proposed: "Why don't you dice all the existing fruits and add them?" ”

I trembled and said, "Do you want durian too?" ”

Three people "......"

At this time, the stench of stinky tofu filled the air and became stronger and stronger

Everyone couldn't help but pinch their noses

Objectively, a handful of snot and a handful of tears were smoked, "Su Yunrui, are you cooking?" ”

Other guests began to shout

The demon next to him took a sharp breath of 'fairy qi' and gave me a performance that died on the spot

I shook my head innocently

"Su Yunrui, I feel that my whole body is fluttering, as if my soul is out of my body"

"Based on my years of experience, you're going to die"

A small student at the door smiled apologetically, holding a box in his arms, from where the smell wafted from, and he carried the box in his arms to the bar

This taste, ah~ I'm going to die! I quickly choked myself among the people

Xiaosheng's name is Luo Yang, and he is a miscellaneous worker in Jiang Wuwu's shop, and he is a little shy

"Boss, this is our boss's gift to you, the boss asked me to tell you......"

Lard cake "......"

Ginger paste "......"

Stuffy three bottles of "......"

How so? Big brother, the one you face here is a lard cake, and I'm on your left hand side

Luo Yang paused, took out a draft word from the pocket of the cloth blue apron, squinted his eyes and read word by word according to the note, "Sense, thank you, you, Su, Yun, Rui, old, people, home, hundred, busy, medium, pump, empty, give, me, send, drink, of, poison, Ben, handsome, brother?" It's really cheeky ......."

I tilted my head to look at him with a smile on my face

The three of me and the lard cake said in unison, "Huh? ”

Luo Yang raised his head and looked at us, showing a professional smile, laughing harmlessly "Oh~ I'm sorry, I said what was in my heart, let's continue...... Ben, handsome, brother, instrument, table, feeling, thank you ......"

I really can't listen to it anymore, Luo Yang, you are so fast, I'm afraid that I won't be able to receive a complete piece of information in three years, so I threw him a pair of reading glasses

He was a little embarrassed, but he still brought "Emmm~ Xie... Thank you, hostess, eh? Lady, when did you run over there? ”

I smiled and didn't speak

Luo Yang lowered his head and saw the words clearly, and then chanted, "Thank you, I specially sent a box of stinky tofu that I have treasured for 82 years, please book a bed in advance before you eat the hospital bed, the hospital is on sale, the environment is not good, the crooked is also 2G, the toilet is a public toilet, there is no bathroom, I wish you a good person a life with a flat chest~"

After listening to a black line, Jiang Wuwu, you are so honest~ I think I love you, and the hospital will definitely send someone to assassinate you

I sneered, "Hehe... Thank you boss, I will accept his heart! Arrive! Finish! "I almost spit out the last three words through my back molars

Luo Yang pushed his reading glasses, "Actually, the boss doesn't have to force a smile, that's how our boss cares about his neighbors"

Does he care about the morgue where I lay when I die?

I looked at him with a standard professional smile, and I felt like I was going to laugh stiffly

The lard cake was next to me and said to Luo Yang, "Didn't you see Sister Su, don't you want to talk to you?" Get out of here! Otherwise... Otherwise, I'll curse you to be single for the rest of your life."

The corners of Luo Yang's mouth hooked up a smile, and he said slowly, "I have a daughter-in-law, hey, hey, hey~"

Jiang Sauce Pulp rolled his eyes, and slandered in his heart: What are you proud of, aren't you your girlfriend giving you a bicycle for her 80th birthday~ You don't know yet! We're either riding donkeys or driving excavators when we go out now

Jiang Sauce Pulp silently went to let the dog go, and Luo Yang quickly slipped away when he saw that the situation was not good

I looked at the intoxicating smell of stinky tofu that had been treasured for 82 years on the bar and fell into deep thought

"I want a cup of taro machiato, I want taro, I want chiato, I want a mud ma"

The lard cake hurriedly greeted, "Okay! Four demon zero coins, thank you~"

I thought about it for a while, but I said to the three of them, "Why don't you send this thing to the old place!" ”

"Do you want to go now? ヽ( ￣д￣; "Ginger sauce paste is busy making milk tea in his hand

"Yes!" I nodded

"Does Sister Su need help? I... I can help you move things......" Stuffy Three Bottles offered to help

I feel warm in my heart, you are so stuffy for three bottles, my Su really didn't see the wrong person, roar hahahaha~

"Then let's go! Lard cake, do me a favor, find out the brown sugar and boil it, try to make it thicker, thank you~"

"Uh-huh! ヽ(○^ᄌ^)ノ ♪ "Stuffy three bottles are not nonsense.,Take the initiative to pick up the box and follow me out.

The lard cake didn't drag at all, and when he squatted down, he opened the cabinet and rummaged through the jar of brown sugar cubes......

On the monster street, the tide of people moves, the sound of selling comes and goes, the food stalls are bubbling with white gas, the corn steamed buns are very fragrant, not the sweet and greasy milky fragrance of the bread, but the very pure and simple raw flour mixed with the appropriate proportion of water to knead the strong dough, and then steamed out of the fragrance, the aroma is light, eat a few mouthfuls of some sweetness in the mouth, with the stone grinding out of the soybean milk is really amazing, but put some sugar in the mouth will feel better, do not put a little raw, is astringent

But no matter how sweet and fresh the soy milk is, it can't match the original side of the steamed bun is a plate of small pickles

People in the market have so many delicate minds to discover the beauty of life, rich people can? That's really thinking too much, and the rich dogs eat all the delicacies of the mountains and the sea

Stuffy three bottles sat opposite me, looked at me with big eyes, and said inarticulately, "Sister Su, why do you want to plant a meal for the puppets?" "Three bottles of baked potatoes in one hand, still chewing the barbecue in his mouth, puffing up two cheeks

I looked at the stuffy three bottles of eating, my brows furrowed into a Sichuan character, and I wondered if I usually abused him, harmed him, and thought about something! I can't do such a thing, I'm a good person, a big good person

I said, "If you don't eat it, then we'll check out and leave!" ”

The three bottles paused for a moment, swallowed the last bite of meat, and said very sensibly, "I can't let Sister Su break the bank, I won't eat it"

I looked like I didn't care and said, "It's okay!" My family doesn't need me to feed me, so my economic conditions are still broad, you can eat if you want! I'm not going to deduct it from your salary this time."

After hesitating for a moment, he took three of the cheapest eggs and stuffed them into a cloth bag around his waist, on which was embroidered a small flower cat fluttering butterflies, which was a little old

After three bottles, he said, "Sister Su, let's go."

"Okay!" I answered

When I took out the money, it still hurt slightly, and I comforted myself in my heart, two hundred and eighty-five demon zero coins, a small barbecue, no loss!

When he watched Su Yunrui take out the money, he had an expression of death, and some inexplicable emotions came to his heart, and he was very uncomfortable

Youkai Shelter

"You're finally here!" A little boy of three or four excitedly rushed over and hugged my thigh

I was a little confused for a moment, who is he? Who is he?? He is......

I squatted down with my hands on my knees, looked at the porcelain doll carved in front of me, and pulled his face, the red dragon horns on the head of the fathead fish seemed to be longer and sharper than before, and I smiled and said, "Fathead fish? I'm not here, have you eaten well? ”

The fathead fish is actually called Shang Buqing, the fathead fish's parents don't want him anymore, it is estimated that the parents are a drama spirit, to imitate the Journey to the West, put the fathead fish in the footbath and throw it in the Jiaojiao River on the outskirts of the city, but really let the anglers downstream pick it up and hand it over to the Youjia monster shelter

The fathead fish tapped the tip of my nose with ten fingers, and said in a milky voice, "You stupid, are you lost again?" It took so long to find this baby."

The fathead fish is full of milky fragrance, and his face is also red, which is very pleasing to me, "Who is a little fool!" Little fool, it's not me! You're a little fool, I'm smart."

Stuffy three bottles: Come on! Someone brings the flowers of the motherland, and no one cares about this!

The fat-headed fish was happy, his eyes were very pure, and he said childishly, "I'm a little fool, you are smart"

I nodded, and stroked the fat fish's silky hair, "Bah!" The children can be taught! Fathead fish must be very smart when they grow up. ”

The fat-headed fish lowered his head, twisted the fingers of his hands, and said in a milky voice, "Then, am I also very smart?"

"Two dumb guys together will only get dumber and dumber!" A clear male voice sounded behind him

I frowned slightly, no need to guess, it's Jiang Wuwu again, a short-lived ghost who cuts the old shell, Mom, I thought I wouldn't meet Jiang Wuwu if I came later, it's really a surprise everywhere in life, and I can't hide from the narrow road

The fathead fish's eyes were suddenly attracted by the pet led by Jiang Wuwu, and he ran to the pet with small steps around me and squatted down to hold hands with it

I don't know whether to laugh or cry now, fathead fish, you 'negative man', you have a new favorite and forget your mother

Jiang Wuwu's pet is an omelette, yes, the kind of omelette we eat

There are eyebrows and eyes, the eyes are as big as soybeans, black and shiny, the arms are short and thin, the left hand is tied with a silver string by Jiang Wuwu, and the other end of the rope is Jiang Wuwu's slender and white pig's trotters, and the omelette is also wearing mini white cloth shoes on his feet, carrying a mini schoolbag, he can walk, strange... It's delicious, it's not, it's weird and cute, as if it's called simple

I must not have a good face for Jiang Wuwu, so I pretended to be cold and said to him, "Why are you here?"

Jiang Wuwu said honestly, "Your milk tea is too unpalatable, it's wasted, and the chengguan will be fined when you see it, so I'll come."

Not to be outdone, "Coincidentally, the stinky tofu that you have treasured for eighty-two years passed down from your ancestors is so stinky that others think I'm cooking for you to eat, so I came so I came"

Jiang Wuwu raised his eyebrows, and continued proudly, "Coincidentally, I also came here for a special lunch, just to prevent you from appearing spicy to my esteemed VIP Carslan big eyes."

I choked for a moment, how he was exactly what I thought

I raised my voice and yelled at him, "Me! Also! Be! ”

Jiang Wuwu was also momentarily energetic: "I'll give you a laxative in the stinky tofu!" ”

"Me too!! Not only did I add laxatives, I also added croton."

The three bottles looked at them suspiciously, don't the effects of croton and laxatives be the same?

"The cactus and stinky tofu I gave you last time for Valentine's Day were also intentional to me!! I'm just going to let the cactus prick you! Prick you! Prick you!! ”

"Me too! I gave you a wrench on purpose!! I just want to know if there's a loose screw in your brain! Retarded! Intellectual Disability!! ”

The three bottles were a little speechless, and stood aside silently: What's so noisy about this kind of thing~

Jiang Wuwu was excited, and blurted out, "I've eaten!! ”

There was a brief silence in the atmosphere

I was completely dumbfounded, and the words came to my lips, "I... Then I'm not, hahaha."

The three bottles trembled and said to me, "Sister Su, I seem to have heard an ulterior secret."

"Me too, poofhahaha!" I couldn't hold it anymore and laughed wildly against the wall