I didn't see Jiang Wuwu catch up for a long time, I turned my head and ran back, and I saw Jiang Wuwu lying motionless on the ground from a distance

My eyes widened, and I hurriedly ran over and knelt beside him: "Slippery Amma~You died so miserably~"

I panicked with my hands and feet, and with a panicked expression, I took out the bear biscuits, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth: "Come, quickly eat the dried medicine"

Jiang Wuwu chewed and tasted the 'life-saving medicine bear biscuits' slowly: "Click, Emmm~ It's delicious...... Yes! Jiang Wuwu suddenly screamed

His eyes widened, he pressed his heart with one hand, raised the other hand and pointed behind me, breathing hard and said, "The medicine is poisonous!" The murderer is...... The murderer is ......" lips trembled

"Who is it? Who is it? ”

"Yes...... Be... Who sent you to me, who ...... It's Wu Chengen, ahhhh Oh, don't make trouble" Jiang Wuwu frowned, and swept over with a slightly unhappy look

He got up delicately slightly, leaned down in my ear, and asked: "I'm dead now~" and quickly fell back to the ground, his left foot twitched, and then 'reincarnated on the spot'

Brother, were you just saying that you can still struggle a little? I was silent for a while, and couldn't help but whisper: "...... You're dead~ No one stops you! ”

Luo Yang, who witnessed the whole process, looked at them with a foolish look, and sneered disdainfully: "Childish" tidied up his clothes and patted his sleeves as he spoke

In the next second, Luo Yang rushed over quickly, and suddenly knelt in front of Su Yunrui and howled, crying in a sharp voice, and shouted: "The emperor is dead!" ”

...... "My backhand is a slap in the face, are eye drops very expensive these days?"

Luo Yang turned his head, and then shouted at Jiang Wuwu Q_Q "The emperor is dead!" ”

Jiang Wuwu slapped back with a backhand and mercilessly, and said coldly: "Put your mother's bullshit, Lao Tzu's body is very good, if you don't believe it, I'll show you a 365-degree roll in the air, and a set of military body punches will blind your eyes."

While appeasing Jiang Wuwu, I silently took out a 98K plus quadruple mirror pestle and put it on Jiang Wuwu's head: "Okay, okay, don't cheat the corpse, otherwise the author won't be able to make it up"

Jiang Wuwu Fei often snorted disdainfully, and said, "What are you talking about, such a distance of 98K, quadruple mirror, are you planning to shoot ants?" Besides, will you use it" Jiang Wuwu got up sideways, found a comfortable position to lie down, and supported his head with his hands comfortably

I didn't smile at him, and slammed the handle of the 98K gun on Jiang Wuwu's head

Jiang Wuwu pretended to faint seven years ago, glared at me and gritted his teeth and said: "You are vicious Mama Rong, garlic you paste!" ”

Luo Yang covered his cheeks with two slap prints, screamed in surprise, stood up, and ran away into the distance with a clatter

The voice floated back from afar: "There are assassins! Your Majesty, the little one is going to bring the queen and the prince over to die! ”

A family just needs to be neat and tidy

Jiang Wuwu, who closed his eyes tightly, had blue tendons on his forehead beating faintly: Hurry up, I'm not in the mood to hit you now

Passers-by asked the bun seller, "What are they doing?" ”

The bag seller didn't know what was going on for a long time, so he didn't know why: "Maybe I'm delivering rice!" ”

The fat aunt took a bite of rice and asked Aunt Li in the stall next to her: "Mrs. Li, is there really rice being distributed over there?" ”

Aunt Li on the rocking chair suddenly opened her bright eyes, and couldn't help but sit up immediately and look around: "Where to send rice, vegetables and fruits?!" Hey, Lao Zhang~ Someone in front of you is sending rice and vegetables! ”

Hearing this, Lao Zhang put his hands to his mouth and shouted into the distance: "What! Someone in front of you to deliver rice beef?! Feed Lao Song~ Someone in front of you sent rice and beef, hurry up, let's go! ”

Lao Song, the baby of the pot lid, stood on the side of the stall with the antenna pot lid on his back and turned slightly sideways, put his hand down behind his ear to receive information, his eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, he pursed his mouth and nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and his eyes turned

Picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand and sent a congratulatory message: "Beep~Beep~Beep-Pepper King Mazi, hurry up and get the hot pot base from the whole village, it's free!" Gratuitous! Gratuitous! ”

Wang Mazi on the other end of the network cable nodded excitedly: "Okay, okay, okay!" ”

In the distance, there was a rumbling and noisy footsteps like a landslide coming from far and near, and the form was violent

I squinted my eyes and looked at the sound of the sound, "What's going on?" …… Jiang Wuwu, hurry up and take a look, is it a group of bulls participating in the sports long run?! I patted Jiang Wuwu's face

Jiang Wuwu didn't move, so I had to drag Jiang Wuwu's ankles and drag people to the corner with great effort

"Whew~"

I sat on Jiang Wuwu's belly, rolled up my sleeves and waved my hands up and down to fan the wind, looked at Jiang Wuwu slightly sideways, pulled his left cheek, and leaned closer to his façade

"Hey, hey, what's there? Are you there...... Really dizzy? ……”

I straightened up and looked into the distance in a daze: "Jiang Crooked, you are shy, should you thank me for planting vegetables, if it weren't for me, you would have been trampled into meat muffins by that group of cows."

As soon as I finished speaking, the sound of footsteps swept over me again, and I suddenly looked back and saw a group of fierce muscular men with pots and pans in their hands parked not far in front of me

They looked at me in unison, and I looked at them

After three days and three nights......

"Karma...... Karma ...... Karma ......"

A crow flew over, and the people below, with a layer of silver cobwebs on their heads and on the façade

The strong man with scars in the corners of his eyes spurted out of his nostrils

Still didn't speak......

I saw that they didn't speak, and I didn't take the initiative to speak, but looked at them quietly

Half a month later

The old man in coarse cloth walked on the stone road with bare feet, a slightly hunched back, a standing bucket on his back, and a Huang Tongtong's wine gourd pinned to his waist

The white hair was tied with a branch to form a simple ball, and the trouser leg was pulled to the knee, and the loose and dry calf was stained with red mud, mixed with the scent of grass and mud

The coarse cloth old man led a black-haired old cow, and the black bull flicked his tail from time to time, and followed the old man into another road

The dozen or so large silkworm chrysalis in front of me moved, and I yawned, took out eye drops, and threw a few drops on my head

cleared his throat and opened his mouth: "Jiang Crooked, come, shave" I sat on Jiang Wuwu's stomach in the posture of the golden knife, holding the shaving machine in one hand and feeling the pestle on Jiang Wuwu's chin

Thorn Buzz -

I shuddered, my heart was in a frenzy, and I looked sideways and looked down at Jiang Wuwu's chin being scratched by the shaving machine, a conspicuous blood mark, oozing thick beads of blood

I breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily! Didn't shave his chin off

"Okay, okay, sprinkle some salt and pull the blood" I calmly dug out a lump of Tianshan Snow Lotus Paste in my hand, and applied it to the bleeding wound on Jiang Wuwu's chin with a disgusted face

Hi ~ hand trembling accidentally sprinkled too much

"...... forget it, it seems that you Jiang Crooked is not worthy of using such a good thing, and then I threw a lump of mud on his face as a mask

The big man led by broke out of the shell and walked over and squatted down, grabbed Jiang Wuwu's right cheek and pulled, but his eyes met me, and he smiled innocently: "Hello, beauty!" ”

This beauty has touched this man's face for half a month, and it doesn't feel good

I glanced at him: "Ha, you Harry Potter electric headshot fried mushrooms!" He patted Jiang Wuwu's thigh and motioned for him to sit

"Sit"

He sat down and heard a bone click, but he didn't care

Jiang Wuwu suddenly struggled to get up, looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahaha, Lao Tzu is fine!" It's okay......" His voice faded and he lay back in discouragement

I sang rap to the strong man, one hand to seven and the other to six: "Rap, Rap, Rap......"

"Hey, hey! Brother, what do you say you want to do, I have no money, two, two and no good looks, and when I get it, it's a loss-making business."

The strong man took out the allegro and beat it rhythmically: "Little old girl, don't panic!" We just take some hot pot base, hot pot, don't kill people, don't set fire, as long as you give it to me, you give it to me, we will leave, just leave! ”

When the words fell, the applause rang out, and everyone clapped their hands in unison: "Good! Good"