I suddenly turned around and exclaimed, "Lard cake, plug his mouth with three bottles of socks!" Otherwise, the director's wife will quickly pick up a knife and kill her! ”

The lard cake hung its head down, and the ten fingers of the left hand were holding the ten fingers of the right hand: three bottles of socks... Socks can edify people's minds and sentiments...... Does Fathead Fish have health insurance? Forget it, this glorious mission is still done by Sister Su

The lard cake looked directly at me, with a hint of timidity, and said weakly: "I don't dare to block the mouth of the fathead fish, Sister Su, you are familiar with him, you can go on!" ”

After finishing speaking, he bowed his body and trotted to the bar, standing straight next to the ginger sauce pulp, and being a living wooden man with the ginger sauce pulp

......: "I really want to have a set of Tai Chi boxing, you dig the ancestral grave on the spot, go home in advance, and feel the warmth of your family."

I raised my left eyebrow, revealing an unfathomable expression and a malicious burst of evil laughter: "Fathead fish, there is a sister who told me that if you cry again, she will eat you, she has been talking to me about this for a long time"

The fat-headed fish choked, moved its long ears twice, looked at her with tears in his disbelieving little eyes, and asked in a whisper with trembling lips: "Why are you eating me?" I'm not Tang monk meat."

I could hear the innocence and pitiful in the tone of the fat-headed fish

I was a little stunned for a while, and suddenly smiled lazily: "Harm, harm!" It doesn't matter what Tang monk's meat is, the dragon meat sandwich bun must be delicious."

The fathead fish couldn't sit still, jumped out of his seat and left, and after a while ran back again, and stood still in front of me, with a harpoon in his hand, and a standing bucket in his robe, and his free hand was forked on the fat waist, and he stomped his foot

I scratched my head in confusion: "What is the fathead fish doing?" ”

The fat-headed fish had a small face, raised his head with a serious expression, and was shocked in short: "Catch the Dragon King"

I sneered, "What are you doing catching the Dragon King?" "Ambition, with my demeanor back then, ahaha, aha, but ...... Isn't it time for the Dragon King's family to cry and move?

The fat-headed fish pulled out a peachwood sword from behind him, and continued in a salty tone: "Open meat!" ”

I felt more and more amused and said, "To whom?" ”

The fathead fish frowned a little impatiently: "Emmm~ Wobuji Island...... But don't give the duck anyway, the mud is with the nest," the fathead fish said and hurriedly took my hand and ran towards the gate

Out of the gate, the fog outside has not yet dissipated, and the layers can only be probed under the feet, the stone road wet by the fog, the dim light is wrapped in the fog, and the light emitted is extremely weak

I vaguely felt a dark shadow flickering quickly above my head, and when I wanted to take a closer look, I was dragged away by the fathead fish in a hurry

Suddenly, I felt empty in my hands, and the small figure of the fathead fish in front of me disappeared into the thick fog

I woke up suddenly, my eyes widened in horror, and the six gods searched in the fog in the direction where the fathead fish ran away: "Fathead fish, where are you, I can't see you~ Come out quickly, I see you...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hey ......"

Hey, hey, hey...... I laughed and wanted to cry without tears, what a whole thing! If the fathead fish is lost......

If the fathead fish is lost...... I'll throw a party to celebrate, but ...... will be hacked to death by the director's wife sharpening a cholera knife

The morning wind whistled and with a biting chill, and the mournful shouts echoed in the streets

Someone's house

The only red candle flickered, and the small fire shadow was printed on the white wall, changing strangely, and the atmosphere of the room was particularly depressing

Adults and children alike couldn't help but get goosebumps when they heard this terrible laughter, and their feet were cold

"Hiss~" The woman sitting on the bench immersed her feet in a basin of cold water, and the woman couldn't help but flicker the child in front of her, looking intimidating

Lowered his voice: "Do you hear me?" Grandma Wolf has come into the city, am I afraid of smashing it? The tone was clear

The red-faced child with baby fat frowned into two caterpillars, and quickly pulled the quilt over his head and covered his ears with his hands

Then he said in a childish voice: "I am the one who dares to pull out Sadako to knit sweaters in a group, so I am not afraid of Grandma Wolf!" (; ｀O´)o”

The woman looked at the child covered with the quilt, covered her mouth and snickered: hehe, and said that she was not afraid of strangulation......

In an instant, the woman's expression regained calm, dimmed, looked at the child with a trace of regret, and sighed a little sadly: Alas~ Don't hug me anymore, I was afraid that I was rushing to hug my thighs, alas~ I haven't been away from the empty nester for a long time

……

Suddenly, I slammed into the strong chest of a man whose hands were firmly on my arms

"Thank you......" I withdrew from the man's arms, looked up, and his figure paused slightly

？！ Such a beautiful, lovely and kind person, of course, is Jiang Huahua who can give a good endorsement

I turned around, raised my arms and straightened out, walked back slowly, and said in a slurred voice, "I'm sleepwalking, I'm sleepwalking......"

"Female silver ~ don't pretend" Jiang Wuwu's clear voice came from beside him

"......" forget it, don't pretend to be it, don't pretend it, it's not fun at all

I just pretended to hear Jiang Wuwu's voice, stopped, and looked sideways to meet his incomparably clear eyes

He smiled politely at him, his head in his hands, his elbows on the wall, and his body leaning against the wall beside him

Gracefully stroked his stupid hair: "Oh buy ga, what a coincidence~ My Imperial Majesty, so early, Jiang is crooked, are you going to pick up shit?" ^V^”

Jiang Wuwu didn't answer my words, just handed the chocolate biscuit in the small biscuit to my mouth: "For you" with a starry smile

I looked at Jiang Wuwu in a daze, and I was about to eat the chocolate chip cookies he handed over

Jiang Wuwu's biscuits hadn't been fed to her mouth, and she suddenly felt empty in her hand, and the hand holding the chocolate biscuit was clenched, and Jiang Wuwu, who hadn't come back to her senses, felt that hand squeeze again

The biscuit was shattered by an external force, and the egg wrapped in the chocolate biscuit also broke the shell, and the egg liquid flowed into Jiang Wuwu's hand

The person in front of him didn't know when he ran away with oil on the soles of his feet, and he was holding the bag of bear biscuits that should have been in his hand

The laughter was extremely rampant: "Hahaha! It's all mine, hahahaha! Jiang is crooked, just your little trick~ Go to the Pacific Ocean to feed the fish! Wow quack ......"

After speaking, he stopped and grimaced at him provocatively: "Slightly, Jiang is crooked, you are really stupid!" ”

Jiang Wuwu's face was black and calm, flames rose behind him, he took off the shoes on the soles of his feet and gradually pinched them in his hands, his knuckles were blue and white, his eyes were cracked, and his whole body was trembling

Suddenly angry and roared to the sky: "Surname! Sue! Target!!! Ahhh ”

The voice of anger shook the sky, and he chased after him with a puff of smoke and dust behind his heels

Roadside tea stall -

The old white-haired tea guest sat in a wheelchair and chatted with the young man sitting next to him

"Look at my old cold legs, I've been sore for several years, and it's just because I saw you charlatan!"

The old man who spoke silently took a sip of steaming tea, his tone was a little indignant, and he put down the green glazed tea cup in his hand heavily

Old man Shen stared at the young man in front of him, his face was flat, and when he saw that he was indifferent, he paused, and continued: "In the past, I could go to deliver Meituan takeaway in an open-top car and swim in the river, but now it hurts a lot to move."

Xian Oxygen Hunger glanced at him calmly, not to be outdone: "You fart!" I'm obviously giving you a prosthetic, you hurt a hammer, I think you're a brain oil cat cake"

"But I'm in a lot of pain," Old Man Shen turned his head, crossed his arms with his hands, and let out a soft snort from his nose

"Show me?" There was no trace between the salty oxygen hunger eyebrows, and he said

He moved his leg out of the wheelchair and placed it firmly on his lap

As soon as he put his thighs, Xian Oxygen Hunger lifted the bricks high, but Jiang Wuwu made a hurdle move, and jumped over with a foot on the outstretched leg of Old Man Shen

"Hoohoo! After Jiang Wuwu jumped over Old Man Shen's thigh, he raised his left hand into a fist above his head and jumped on the ground, then withdrew his hand and continued to rush forward

The old man Shen, who was trampled on by Jiang Wuwu, had a hideous face in pain, screamed, and directly overturned the table, snatched the bricks from the salty oxygen hunger, and ran after Jiang Wuwu

Xian Yanxuan looked at the old man's back, opened his mouth slightly, stunned, and said silently in his heart: It's still ...... Does it really hurt? It doesn't make sense

Old man Shen limped forward with his legs, and saw Jiang Wuwu running fast, so he had to take out a slingshot and aim at Jiang Wuwu's head and launch ......

Chirp――

[I want to write some haunted house plots]