Chapter 31: Tattoos, Tattoos?
This monster is pretty good-looking, hehe...... Hey, hey, the iron pillar sold to the village must be very flowery and inserted in cow dung!
She asked this question but I was a little caught off guard, what are you trying to do, this is, do you want to gather all the family to eat deliciously?
What a proposition!
I winked at her stupidly, and said, "Bury the bald beauty of the love family"
She shook her body in a strange tone and asked, "Yo?" Where does the little girl live? ”
behaves and talks like the bustard who chooses a little girl during menopause in the Qinglou, with contempt and contempt in his eyes.
I was very frightened, for fear that they would eat me, so I answered honestly one by one, and I didn't dare to lie: "Buckle the space"
"Yo, then there's time, let's go and step on it!"
"Knock on the door?" I frowned, more sure they had bad intentions
Huh, you slut~ You just want to steal the cabbage from my buckle farm! You still want to arch the pigs and worms I fed, so I don't want you to come
One of the monster mahjong grabbed Su Yunrui's slender wrist fiercely, and pulled her sleeves up, with a conspicuous blue mark on her arm, and five words on it: [The expiration date has passed]
Ma Jiang turned back to the flower butterfly and said: "The forehead is the master~ eldest sister, she has an expiration mark, she can't eat it, it's expired"
also added in a particularly sorry whisper: "The forehead is the master~ After all, it was paid~"
Tattoos, tattoos??
I listened to this, washed my hair in a fog, and looked down slightly at the blue-blue mark on my arm
This is what Jiang Wuwu just painted for me at the bazaar, and I thought he was joking......
There was an irrepressible frenzy and irritability in my heart, and I couldn't help but want to complain loudly: His grandmother has mosquito legs, and this thing can't be rubbed off!!
Thinking of this, I feel very uncomfortable, mixed feelings, mixed feelings, like a volcano and a tsunami about a big eruption, a little uncomfortable
I rubbed my heart vigorously, trying to dispel this inexplicable emotion
Who knows, Ma Jiang pointed at Su Yunrui and added: "Lord~ She still has heart disease, and she can't eat it!" ”
I heard a choke in my throat, bent down slightly and pressed my chest, I couldn't help coughing, and secretly said: Can't cough, can't cough, if I cough again, I may be thrown into the ground by this old lady
Hua Butterfly looked her up and down with scrutinizing eyes, and finally nodded stiffly and said, "Zhong, let's go!" ”
Seeing that Su Yunrui couldn't eat it, he stepped forward and wanted to leave (straight said: I feel like they are so casual~)
At this moment, a burst of birdsong came from overhead, and everyone unconsciously raised their heads, and all of them invariably grew their mouths and squinted at the little brown dot
Everyone looked at the big fat bird that was getting closer and closer and exclaimed
"Wow! What a fat chicken~"
"Wow, goosebumps are falling from the sky!"
Two different voices speak at the same time
The big fat bird said: "In the lower ......"
Mahjong corrected: "That's a big bird, right?" ”
When everyone was stunned, Wei Wei blamed the fake's perception that it was wrong, and his face changed
"Hurry up, lie down!!" The fake's pupils dilated suddenly, and the fake roared loudly in a hurry, and quickly bounced to the ground and hugged his head with his arms
Everyone reacted quickly, dodged one after another, and threw themselves to the side
Udon's mother, San, pushed the cauldron over unhurriedly, put her hands in her sleeves, and stood by the cauldron waiting
The big fat bird stared at the soup pot below with wide eyes, and said in a panic: "Farewell!" The big fat bird was frightened and wanted to turn its head and spread its wings and fly away, and kept flapping its wings
A hint of cunning flashed in the eyes of Udon Mother Sang, and she took out a bundle of hemp rope, learned from the cowboy, and quickly threw the rope into the sky, and the rope circle was in the neck of the big fat bird
Don't forget to free one hand to add firewood to the bottom of the pot
The big fat bird can't hide, the body is facing its neck, the more it struggles, the tighter the rope loop, and finally the big fat bird doesn't have much strength
Seeing the opportunity, Udon's mother Sang pulled the rope down
"Oh? ~Yes!!!! Kill the birds!! ”
The big fat bird fell straight down, and Udon Mother Mulberry made a force on her toes and rose into the air, and a fine light flashed in her eyes
Udon Mother Sang is agile, facing the big fat bird that has not yet fallen into the big black cauldron, there are a few cold lights, with the sound of sassy wind, the knife is fast and accurate
After a while, all the white pieces of meat fell into the cauldron, and the soup splashed with a thud
Puff - boom ~~~~
It sank quickly and became a side dish for Udon's mama-san
Udon's mother, San, also landed in style, put away the knife and hid behind her
The flower butterfly's eyes swept around the room, and after seeing the big fat bird fall into the pot, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself: "Drowned??" There was still a little fear in his eyes
I was still worried about whether there would be a bigger big fat bird flying
Udon's mother, San, looked leisurely, ignored the words of the flower butterfly, and dragged down a handful of mushrooms in the corner and threw them into the big black cauldron
Flower Butterfly hunched her body, picked up her toes and tiptoed towards the cauldron, and the fake stood up tremblingly and followed behind Flower Butterfly's buttocks
Hua Butterfly turned sideways slightly, turned around, coldly handed the fake with a cold eye wave, held back her voice and asked, "Yo~ What are you doing with me?" ”