"Little bastard, I'm coming back to take your dog's life," said no one else

Seeing the beef balls sink to the bottom of the cup and slowly float up, I was relieved...... Panting for breath............

I leaned down, pinched my fists against my chin, and quietly watched the big leopard's sleeping face without snoring and grinding his teeth

Thankfully, he hasn't been taken away by wild dogs or anything, which is a pity

But now I especially want to carry him out and parade around the streets and alleys, what's going on hahahaha......ha

Suddenly, a bright gaze shot at me, this gaze flickered far and near, full of familiarity, could it be this beast on the bed?

I had the audacity to cover the eyes of the Great Leopard, but I felt that the bold gaze was still watching me

I muttered in my heart: Who! Who the hell is it? Which dog thief jumped around in the middle of the night and didn't sleep? What's the night flight mode!

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly felt bad, and said in his heart: Is this 'catching rape' too early, I haven't started to do bad things yet~

I can't wait for this time, it's not easy to do something illegal and criminal

It's only been a day since I didn't get a semi-permanent Bibabu tattoo, and now it's okay, it's okay! Now everyone is floating!

Thinking of this, I slowly put away my shameful expression, my eyes were sharp, and I quickly turned to the curious gaze and met it

Take a closer look

It was the old woman who had just smoked mosquito coils, and she lifted her pants with one hand, and it seemed that she had just finished squatting in the toilet

Huh~ Smelly!

The old woman had a meaningful smile on her face, but she had a 'I didn't see anything' expression, which made people feel guilty

My whole world is quiet~ The universe exploded silently

Silence is for me and this old woman, no, I'm embarrassed to be alone, so embarrassed that I look all over the ground to get into the crust

Unable to find the earth's crust, I was like a beaten child, crying tears of remorse

The old woman's mouth was Mimi's mouth: "My sister-in-law is cool, in the dead of night, the way to rub the oil is wrong~~heyhe~"

Yes? What's that? Rubbing oil?? She actually thinks that I, a weak beauty, are here to rub this dead lard?

I subconsciously sat up straight, and quibbled eloquently: "You fart, I'm so ...... It is...... I'm here to cook! ”

I'm here to cook, otherwise I'm wearing a bikini to moonbathe?

Is there anything wrong with boiled boiled beef, having a late-night snack?! Not really

"Huh?" The old woman's deaf branch raised her eyebrows, and her cloudy eyes were full of doubts

When I heard it, I was beaten and accepted the condemnation of society: "Oh~ Yes, yes, I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to rub oil, after all, others are not dead"

These old women are so hard to deal with!

The old woman smiled when she heard this, and without saying a word, she still walked back with her pants in one hand

I hurriedly formed a gang, hugged her arm and asked, "You, do you want to be together?" After that, his eyes glanced at the innocent big leopard clan intentionally or unintentionally

What little people can refuse my invitation to be a sweet girl?

The old woman looked at me with a nonchalant expression, and I winked at her pleading wink. ✪ω✪｡ ｀)

The meaning of collusion is self-evident

No, no, no, the hero sees the same thing~

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For a long night, the lights in the room were flickering and ambiguous, and the two figures sat next to each other, and the suppressed lewd laughter was intermittent

I looked at the sleeping face of the big leopard, and his facial features were not broken

"Look at his Adam's apple, I really want to press it down, so that there will be one less animal in the world who is more beautiful than me"

After speaking, he subconsciously raised the back of his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth

The deaf branch on his side couldn't help but stretch out his hand to poke his face: "Bullet ~ Bullet ~ Bullet ~ Dog man is so fun, wow Ka (ಡωಡ) ......"

Oops~ This little face...... Tut-tut~ How many hard dishes do you have to eat to eat this effect

The corners of my mouth rose to the sky, and I glanced at the old woman with radiant energy, and I also had the courage to stretch out a big slap and land on the face of the big leopard

Wow~ Today, this grandson is finally my turn to be beaten hahahahaha, I feel that half of the old accounts have been settled~

Le couldn't help but be in the depths, and unconsciously smirked: "Oh, box......, box

The calm deaf branch beside him: Whose water is boiling?

After I reacted to the crime, I quickly stopped

Covering my hands and claws, I succeeded, ahh

The old woman's eyes were indifferent, her face was calm, she sat on the bench with her hands on her knees, and turned her head to look calmly at Su Yunrui, who was so shy that she couldn't extricate herself

Covering the upper half of her face with her hands, although she tried her best to hide her eyes with her hands, she could see that she was laughing insolently

The corners of his mouth twitched in disgust: Are you crying or laughing? I'm not normal, it's easy to kill fools by mistake

muttered in a low voice: "Don't laugh and laugh blackened~ I'm not normal, I specialize in assassinating blackened monsters" is very worried reminded

I saw the old woman saluting me again!! The whole body froze instantly

Suddenly calmed down: cough cough, please return to the team for the image...... I'm a good person

I stiffened my head and looked up at her, "Uh, ahem...... Actually, my stomach can also be like this~Bullet~Bullet~......"

"............" The deaf branch frowned tightly when he heard this, pursing his lips and saying nothing

This made me even more timid and uneasy, and I secretly clenched the hidden weapon in my sleeve, and stared at her with round eyes, looking at her fiercely

Try not to blink: Damn, if she embarrasses me again, I'll cut off the big leopard

I made up my mind so secretly

Deaf Zhi slowly spoke: "Ahem, let's continue to enjoy the scenery!" ”

I should: "Good ......"

The deaf branch saw Su Yunrui take out a magnifying glass from the pocket of her clothes, and really looked at it seriously, her eyes widened for a moment, and her jaw dropped in shock

I have already reached the face of the big leopard, staring straight at people, like no one has seen anyone in 800 years

In the dream, in his consciousness, the fluttering big leopard's hands and feet were weak, and his body floated in the air above a thick white mist

His brows were furrowed, and he was paralyzed, but he still felt a trace of murderous aura of unknown origin slowly approaching him

He struggled to wake up, but he didn't even have the strength to raise his hand and draw his sword

The big leopard is frightened: Ahhhh??!h My sword?! What about my little sword that sharpens iron like clay?

The picture suddenly froze, and the big leopard's mind reacted quickly for three seconds, and after carefully rummaging through his memory, he calmed down: Oh, there is no money to eat (=_=)

I had to hug my weak and helpless self, my heart was tightly clutched, I was uneasy, and I didn't dare to relax for a moment

My eyes were sharp, my facial features were tightly wrinkled, I was going crazy, I was furious, and I clenched my fist and slammed the desk: "! I'm so envious, I'm so envious, I'm so jealous...... Yikes! I am now the embodiment of lemon essence~"

The deaf branch glanced at her, twisting and pinching like a shy little girl: "Oh~ I am also so envious, envious, envious, envious, envious...... Ah~ I am now the embodiment of lemon essence"

The deaf branch also kept honking in his mouth

I suddenly felt uncomfortable, my face changed, and I asked, "Why are you learning from me to speak?" Each of its own brainwaves interferes with each other? "Dead parrot! Scholars! I hate *"O"*

The deaf branch glanced at her lightly again, pinched her throat: and said in a thin voice: "Why do you learn from me to speak?" Each of its own brainwaves interferes with each other? ”

I cursed in a low voice: "Shhh

After waiting for a while, her eyes were dull and she didn't make a sound, so I probed to find clockwork behind her: I don't know what the fool said, the book said that this kind of monster smokes the wind that the six relatives don't recognize at every turn, and it is estimated that it has degenerated into a primitive person, and you can be a new person by forwarding it

The eyes of the deaf old woman Mu Ne were filled with bloodthirsty sharp light, and the black beads suddenly turned into frightened black spots, revealing a hideous and terrifying color in her eyes

The extremely upturned and twisted corners of the mouth make the scalp tingle, but the grin is not concealed at all, like their prey being turned by their own two

The cheeks are sunken, and the dry folds are pulled stiffly, which is even more creepy

The atmosphere around the painting style suddenly changed, and the atmosphere suddenly became eerie

This time is especially suitable for ghosts to come out and bubble, leave after watching sunrise in the morning, don't come in winter, the sun will charge for heating

The deaf old woman squinted her eyes, staring at her back motionlessly, the corners of her mouth grinning at the back of her head, revealing her white teeth

It seems that the next moment, when you open your big mouth full of lipstick, you will stuff eight squirming and struggling children in one mouth, and you will burst into a mouthful

The remaining blood at the corners of the mouth was wiped with his hands, chewed with a chirp, the blood stains splattered on the wall, and the unstoppable eyes were full of greed

But how can a woman nowadays eat enough to eat eight children raw, and she has to hold ten supermarket chains to nibble...... Lock......

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The supermarket owner, who received the false information, stood nervously at the gate with a big knife, and his legs and feet trembled uncontrollably

Yang Tian roared: "Come here! Don't be afraid of you bottomless belly monsters!

Even if you give me a villa to live in! Take me to eat buns from a five-star hotel! Give me a free nationwide tour! Don't give me mobile phone bills and deduct them indiscriminately! Give me a Porsche Maserati Rolls-Royce, give me ten billion......

I won't give in to your miniskirts easily, negotiable! If you can't find a daughter-in-law for the next sixteen generations, you can also !!! I'll do it, it's negotiable."

Passers-by rolled their eyes: It seems that you have been wronged!

The eighteenth generation: "Immortal Banban, you brag don't bring us with you, we still want sweet love"

Finally, the supermarket owner hoarsely issued a slogan with the banner of eternal resistance: "I will not bow to you hungry forces!" ”

The chain locksmith picked up the guy and stood side by side with him: "Let's join forces!" Weighing the lock in his hand, he said, "I can stone them to death!" ”

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While I was concentrating on finding a hole to wind up for her

"Hell !! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*)و The deaf branch suddenly spoke, and there was a sharp and eerie sound

"Ahh Ahhhhh

The two voices, one short and one long, sounded one after the other, which was particularly harsh in the quiet room

This frightened me all over, my whole body trembled, and my little heart was beating wildly

Damn, why do you have such a heart-warming feeling! Damn it

Even people slammed on the ground, watching her symbolically struggle on the ground twice, but still couldn't get up

Old Lady Deaf: Damn. I wanted to be scary but I was injured by mistake, and I didn't follow the routine anymore, so annoying, huh

So the deaf old woman simply pulled a thin plastic garbage bag to cover her body, humming and falling asleep

The clinical Sister Blowing Wan raised her head and asked coldly, "Are you dead?" ”

I nodded emphatically, leaned down, and opened her eyelids with two fingers

Rolled his eyes......

"Well, it's dead!" Lord Yama's performance has set a new record

I retracted my hand with confidence, and at the end of the year, I made up for it viciously: "You dare to scare me?!" I'm bold! "I'm not afraid of the chengguan

Sister Blowing Wan lifted the quilt and climbed out of bed, she didn't even take her shoes, she also came up to make up for it, and scolded in her mouth: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night and scream!" Do you know if you disturb the people!

Knowing the law and breaking the law, why are you so unintelligent? ”

When the words fell, he raised his foot and wanted to make up for it, to 'punish evil and promote good' for other patients in this ward

I hurriedly stepped on her foot and cut off her beard, and persuaded her with good words: "Forget it, eldest sister, kick Qingming to death, she wants to harass us, and bring us fruits"

Sister Chuiwan thought about it and felt that this beauty was reasonable, so she withdrew her feet and stood upright

The deaf old woman on the ground was still faintly in pain on her buttocks, gritted her teeth and held back her howl, closed her eyes tightly, reached out and touched her buttocks, and picked at it

After confirming that the ass was still there, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to pretend to be a corpse

The corners of my mouth and the young lady next to me twitched: "............"

After watching the online live broadcast of the old woman manually picking her buttocks, I didn't feel after watching it, but I felt that my left eye was jumping: I actually wanted to pick it when I stepped on the horse!!

Without hesitation, he gave himself a slap in the face and dissipated this unrealistic idea in his mind

complained to the young lady seriously: "She still dares to provoke us, what should we do?" ”

Sister Fuwan pressed the finger joints and bones crisply, and her eyes showed murderous anger: "Of course it's dry!" She! ”

I whispered again, "Did you bring the weapon?" ”

"Copying guys?" Sister Chuiwan raised her eyebrows in a dashing manner, her eyes were domineering, she took out the dog beating stick from her bed, and waved it metaphorically: "I brought a dog beating stick!" What about you? ”

I nodded and smiled at her: "Oh, then you go, my dead ghost told me to go home for dinner, eh~ I really can't do anything about him"

Perverted show affection? (▼Dish▼#) blows the night, and the eyes are heavy and cold

“…… Don't you irritate me, I'm drinking, do you believe it or not, I'll kill you? Let her go down with you again."

The dog-beating stick pointed to the ground, and the deaf old woman who was learning from the caterpillar arched and arched her body to take advantage of the chaos to slip away

The deaf old woman who was named was shocked, and immediately remained stationary and living fossil

I secretly wiped my sweat in my heart: Why did you pull it on me again? I remember I wasn't so popular~~

Alas~ Isn't it good for you to sit down, calm down and stab each other to dissipate your anger? The young ones are really impetuous now......

I had to reluctantly agree: "Then I'll show my foot~"

Blowing the evening eyebrows and eyes were cold, and he nodded coldly, yes

Then, under the gaze of Miss Blowing Night, I twisted and pinched my left foot, and the slippers slid out, and I moved my toes to 'walk away'

smiled honestly at Miss Blowwan: "I showed my feet!" ”

Daring! Dare to tease me? Blowing Wan looked at me quietly, and the next moment, the dog in her hand came at me defenselessly

"Keep people under the stick!" Instinctively, I reached out and grasped it steadily, and a hot pain stood up in my palm

Depend on! This little girl is soft and weak, why is she pinching so hard

I begged for mercy and blinked my starry eyes and looked at Sister Fuwan: "If you want to beat me, I'll do it myself!" ”

I let go of the stick, slapped myself without hesitation, and fell weakly to the ground: "Smack~~~Ah~~ I'm dead!" "I also voiced myself

I whispered to the old woman above my head, "Front, give way!" ”

When the deaf old woman heard this, she obediently rubbed to the side at a speed visible to the naked eye

In the end, the patrolling doctor rescued me (in fact, I couldn't make it up), and by the way, I dragged the old woman out and buried it, and the well-wisher was single all his life

Back at this moment, I was bored guarding the big leopard clan

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Bored, I put my hands to my mouth and leaned into his ear to lower my voice, for fear that the person next to me would hear some gossip

The voice whispered, "What is one plus one?" ”

Then he poked his head to see how the big leopard's face would react, waited for two seconds, and then repeated the old trick: "Are you tired, are you sleepy?" Drink Dongpeng special drink ......"

Waiting, waiting for a while, there was no response, so I reached out and patted his face again, I'm still addicted

No! Martial arts practitioners all say this: him in the face!!

As the slap fell, I grinned and bared my teeth, and subconsciously blurted out: "Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon!" ”

When the palm of my hand landed on the face of the big leopard, the iron sand palm that I was holding mosquitoes with my bare hands was actually directly rebounded

Through a burst of numb electricity, my eyes widened, and I quickly withdrew my hand, held my fingers, and screamed five times in a row!

What the hell is this defense system! Still with static electricity?!

I, an ancient man 500 years ago, wanted to bring VIP into the group to intervene in this technical work, and by the way, I kindly pointed fingers

Flip the table without me playing!

Excitedly, I raised my feet on the spot and pushed my legs desperately, and I promised that I was not electrocuted

I tried to keep my voice low: "Whew!! ~Whew!! ~~~”

"It's a man! Man, mom Miye~ I'm out of breath, I insulted the boss's cheekiness for the second time today, it's really thick~ three-layer meat~ The old chairman may not have this blessing! Eh, hey, hey, hey~~Nana~Nana, I'm a little expert in selling newspapers~~~"

This Nima is equivalent to you going to the zoo and politely touching the tiger's big butt! It's still safe to get out, and it's always exciting

I put a flare directly into the sky and called for my little sisters, Madame Curie, to touch it together, and to be blessed and difficult to quit the organization

This touch - good ~~~~ soft ~~~~ I ~ sense ~ feel ~ on ~ day ~ on ~ elastic ~ cotton ~ flower ~~~

I'll admit I was sniped to ~roar~

I stretched out my claws again and tentatively poked his face: "Crooked case~~ I won't leave you alone, I've been there, don't hang up, otherwise you will be punched and kicked until you are resurrected"

The half-asleep and half-awake big leopard vaguely heard the hazy words, and he understood it, and his whole body trembled lightly for a moment

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In the middle of the night, there was silence in the big room, and everything was overflowing and overflowing with sleepy emptiness

Only a skull oil lamp inlaid on the whitewashed wall, still bright yellow, softly illuminates a small part of the darkness, reflecting every corner of the room and can still be seen

The doctor who patrolled the room carried a lantern with a long handle printed with the pattern of flowers and birds, and every once in a while, he came in with a curtain probe to take a look, and after noticing that there was nothing unusual, he retracted his head and quietly left

A lady, that's me~ Sitting quietly in a lone chair, the afterglow of the skull oil lamp sprinkled on her shoulders and fell on her eyebrows, casting a shadow

I read the book quietly in the light of the skull oil lamp

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(I'm sorry.,The machine is mentally retarded_(•̀ω•́ "∠)_, In order not to be ruthlessly dismissed by the boss board, please forgive the small countless times, thank you!! ）

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I rubbed my swollen and sour eyes, and the sallow pages of the salallow book were crookedly recorded with the narrator's notes, and the patterns avoided by the words were brilliant and magnificent, and the strange demons and beasts had green fangs and horns, and they were bold and slashing

Human-faced animal body, riding a cloud sitting beast

The body is coated with a layer of black, white, blue, green, and colored paint...... The eyeliner and eyeshadow boss are a piece, and when removing makeup, they wash their faces with steel wool balls for eight hours before they dare to see their little ones

Anyway, the scary place is not 'crooked' at all, but it has intensified, and dancing with knives and guns does not rule the society at all, and it lives up to expectations to deter one side of the water and soil

The female monsters are all in good shape, and their faces are very pitiful, and there are also long demon-like places, such as long antlers, horns, and dragon horns......

Well, this isn't a gang that resells illegal animal horns

The snow-white silver hair is soft and scattered behind the narrow shoulders, and the red hair with the eyes of the sky is very energetic

Wait a minute?? Divine eye?

Why don't these monsters want to start school, Erlang God self-harmed and dug a hole in his forehead~

Before going out of society, didn't my mother and father give enough? It's not enough for you to settle down for a few years, is it?

Other people's immortals, immortals and self-mutilation holes all have the effect of distinguishing the true from the fake, and they can also allow mortals to worship him

You monsters, this~ draw that thing...... Painting for three hours, dressing up beautifully, and coming out in the middle of the night for a memorable Christmas can at most scare others to retreat

Why not passers-by? Don't make trouble, passers-by work overtime, sleep when you should sleep, who cares about these night owls............ Zombies are too lazy to take care of you, go to bed early and get up early, and your health is good

These good-looking banshees are not as creepy as the monsters with hateful faces that show their true faces, and they don't know that there are those monsters on them that have been innocently taken by adults to scare children

In contrast, I wish I could grow up like this to relieve the stress that the fact that I am disabled

Looking at this "Classic of Mountains and Seas" is really reading the book of heaven, I don't know a word, which is beyond my understanding, all by looking at pictures to guess animals, watching beautiful women suck saliva

Ahem...... It's hard to be optimistic about Beauty and the Beast magazine

When I saw half of it, I felt really bored, and the dark circles under the eyes of the sleepy prisoner were trembling, and I turned the book to the most terrible page and tore it off, and put it on the forehead of the big leopard

I opened my eyes and looked at the face of the big leopard, and the next moment it directly scared my soul out, a little little ...... Decibels screamed

"Ahhhh Chirp~~~"

Sneez, sorry ha~

…… Alas~~ It's not fun to be alone...... Boring~

I took out a brush and white paper and spread it on the stomach of the big leopard, and the abdominal muscles were a little separated~ So I began to paint and draw, comparing the face shape of the big leopard

First draw a round face~~ blush~, draw the nose, eyes, mouth, nose two verticals and add two air holes, the eyes are curved, like two sickles, and add horizon-length eyeliner into the sideburns

The mouth is directly hooked, the charm of the big leopard's tsundere is a little more, three chicken nest feathers are boldly added on the head, the ears are not omitted, and the neck is changed to a wanton 'eight', and a complex 'x' is added below the 'eight'

Finally, write at the bottom right of the work - Author's signature: unknown

Date: Year of the Monkey, Horse Moon Pig Day

That's it~ Look closely, Emmm~ It's a little 'like a flower'! It may be worth using it to ward off evil spirits~

After admiring my masterpiece, I felt that there was nothing fun left, and I was bored to draw the beard of a kitten on the face of the big leopard......

I crossed my arms and looked at the makeup of the big leopard and shook my head: It's too monotonous!

So I took out a whole piece of ink and rubbed it vigorously on the face of the big leopard

Until I saw that the whole face of the big leopard was so dark that I couldn't see where the nose and eyes were, I suddenly remembered that there were still teeth, teeth......

Let's just let go of my teeth for the time being, after all, I'm doing something like thunder and thunder!

I'm satisfied with my hands_(•̀ω•́ "∠)_

Take out a blank piece of paper again, and depict this beautiful moment in a sprinkled manner: draw a big circle on the paper, paint all the circles black, and call it a day!

I feel that tonight is the hard-won tranquility before the war (๑•ั็ω•็ั๑), and I have to join the Public Security Bureau as soon as possible

I accidentally skimmed the mosquito coil on the small cabinet, and without thinking about it, I took it in my hand, and looked at the mosquito coil in my hand in a daze......

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