"Eh, that woman, don't perm your hair here!" When the healer saw that the room was burning with his back to her, and that there was only smoke above his head, he shouted to stop it

I turned around in a panic, and subconsciously hid the mist-shrouded mosquito coil behind me: "Oh oh~"

After confirming that the doctor and apprentice were gone, he lifted the corner of the quilt of the big leopard, put his hand into it, and put his head up

It took a long time to wipe the flint and steel to send the mosquito coil back to life, and in the small black space, a little red mosquito coil was transparent, and the red one was very clean, without a single impurity

I couldn't help but sigh: "Wow! What beautiful fireworks, big leopard, you get up and take a look" I couldn't take my eyes off the 'fireworks', and stretched out my hand to shake the big leopard awake, good things are to be shared together!

The big leopard's brain, which was forced to start, was in a state of confusion, and he took down the paper on his face: "Are you barbecing?" ”

I wondered: "Huh? How did you wake up? Go to sleep! ”

"I've slept well." The big leopard said lightly, and a sentence floated by

I reminded: "The traffic police who want to catch us are still guarding outside, you are the smartest, so think about how to get out!"

The Big Leopard Clan quickly came up with a solution: "Let's run away, and find out the news of the back door while running"

"It's a smart approach! Commencement"

As soon as the words fell, the big leopard sat up and got out of bed: "Why does my back hurt so much, is it useless?" ”

I turned around with a stiff heart, and in order to avoid a fight, I quickened my pace and walked away

…………

In the end, because the big leopard was walking too slowly, I found out in my conscience and reported him

When the big leopard got in the car, he gave me a grateful look and said that he would never forget me as an undercover agent

The big leopard clan was tied to the horse's back with a resentful expression, staring at her deadly

I wiped my sweat and smiled: "You can do it for a few more years before you come out, and the company can rest assured that I will take over."

Okay, now that you're done, do you have any thoughts on writing about it? ”

After Jiang Wuwu listened to this thrilling story, she looked at her with resentful eyes, and then lowered her head again to block the different color under her eyes, and said strangely: "You still have to write your feelings, it's too inauthentic, right~ Aren't you afraid that I will tell the police uncle?" ”

Xian Youyang and Shen Mu expressed their willingness to listen and take notes

"Yes, if you say it, I'll hide you," I said to him with a smile, my little hedgehog is afraid of ice thorns

Jiang Wuwu didn't have a trace of fear, and looked at her with blazing eyes: "Don't hide me, I'm not a little fresh meat, I also jumped ship" tilted his head and smiled, proud

"Oh~ You are officially accepting the third child, this day is really unbearable, let's terminate the contract~" I am angry like a resentful woman at the moment

It's too much to put my identity as a big brother woman in the urn

"Don't worry, I like you the most"

Jiang Wuwu's eyes were full of doting, and he stretched out his hand to comfort her, and his big hand covered the head of Xiang Rongku, who was watching the play beside him, and felt a layer of oil

"............, it's been a long time since I've eaten two dishes, and it's worth it if you don't wash your hair and accumulate oil?"

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I moved to the side: "It's terrible to be liked by you, be cautious, you can like Xianyouyang Shen Mu."

Everyone: "............"

Seeing that the atmosphere is getting colder and colder

I stood up, twisted my neck, twisted my waist, and stretched: "Oops, it's time to go back to work!" ”

Hearing this, Xian Youyang stood up and handed her a letter

I looked at the envelope in his hand, and there was something strange: "Threatening letter? ”

"Oops~~ No, you can take it home and see it yourself" After Xianyou Yangjiao finished speaking, he covered his face shyly

I was confused for a while, and suddenly I opened my mouth, took it with a smile, and stretched out my fist to hammer his shoulder: "Oh~ I understand, I understand, you kid ......"

It's just a list of water bills for a year, as for making it so unspeakable?!

Xian Youyang handed out another envelope and handed it to Jiang Wuwu: "Brother Jiang, this is for you"

Jiang Wuwu was expressionless, pulled the envelope from Xian Youyang's hand, and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it~

He was hungry

Everyone was petrified, and then looked at him like a fool

"Let's go, I don't know him~" I turned my head and covered my face with the letter from Xian Youyang

Xian Youyang also echoed: "I don't know him either, who is he?" Shen Mu, do you know him? ”

Shen Mu shook his head and replied coldly: "I don't know"

Jiang Wuwu looked at them with an inexplicable expression, and when he heard this, he immediately looked at everyone with a fierce expression: "What are you looking at me?!" I'm just hungry."

Xian Youyang wiped the sweat from his forehead, tried his best to restrain his trembling voice, and asked with worried concern, "Are you okay now?" You feel like you're suffocating."

Jiang Wuwu spread his hands: "I'm very good, do you still want the surname Su?" Don't give me food."

When the words fell, Jiang Wuwu stretched out his claws and was about to snatch the letter paper in my hand, I hid behind him quickly, and shook his head: "There is ramen sold outside, I'll find someone to pull it for you to eat!" ”

Jiang Wuwu pulled her away, and kept urging: "Then let's go now."

I was dragged away, and I looked back and waved at them: "Bye-bye~"

Xian Youyang waved his hand and responded: "Have a good trip"

Shen Mu continued: "Wrestling halfway"

I said coldly, "Let's go the other way!"

Everyone looked at the backs of the two of them leaving in a hurry

Xian Youyang fell back into his chair in a depressed state, muttering bitterly: "Do I have to write an annual water bill again~"

Shen Mu had a calm face and asked calmly: "Don't you ever write backups?" ”

Xian Youyang frowned, his face was worried, and he said weakly: "No, a year's water bill record form!" Big brother, I'm an octopus essence and I can't write two copies in one night, right? ”

For a while, the atmosphere was actually a little inexplicable of the sadness of Erquan Yingyue, but it was limited to Xian Youyang alone

Xian Youyang suddenly looked at everyone present with glowing eyes, and everyone noticed that the situation was not good, so they all took a few steps back, clasped their fists, and said that something happened and quickly fled the scene

Clerk B: "Oh~My Rulai Iron Sand Palm~ I still have to deal with some minor troubles, bye-bye"

"I'll drop a good girl, wait for me, you need a helper!" Junior staff A immediately followed

"Nope! I don't need to! The absconding junior clerk B quickly refused

The rest of the people hurriedly pulled out their legs and chased after them on stilts in a hurry: "We're here to help too!" ”

"Nope! I really don't need to!! Little clerk B shouted heartbreakingly, and his two calves kicked faster

The footsteps behind him were heavy, and all the small staff said in unison: "No! You need to! ”

At the scene of the escape, everyone was really afraid of being named to stay and write a year's water bill table, and after writing it, it was not possible for Kazlan's big eyes to become Li Ronghao's small eyes of the same style

Only Shen Mu rode on the broom, and he didn't ruthlessly leave Xian Youyang and leave

Xian Youyang's eyes were hot: "Shen broom, it's still your best!" At this time, you are willing to accompany me to rewrite a list of water bills! ”

Shen Mu's face sank like stagnant water, jumped off the broom, and landed smoothly in front of Xian Youyang

sneered, and his voice changed again: "Who wants to accompany you?" I'm a broken broom, and people like you won't have any grass in the place where they die in the future."

"By the way, you know, in four months, all the original residents of the border city will be organized to move to the city, and in two months, the non-original residents will remind them to prepare to leave early, you have to prepare"

"Can I prepare letter reminders and bulletin board announcements?"

"If there's no faster way to spread, then listen to you~"

As soon as the words fell, Shen Mu would leave in a chic manner with a broom, and came back by the way to lock the door with friendship

Then a loud cry broke out from inside the house: "No one hurts, no one loves~ I am a little cabbage in the field...... Shen Mu, you nasty essence, woo woo woo ......woo woo

The little clerk of Marukotou passed by the front of the house, couldn't help but stop and look at the closed door curiously, and muttered to the people around him: "Who is this?" Crying like an engine"

The little clerk in black and white professional clothes didn't seem to care about this, and pulled her arm to walk away quickly, urging: "Let's go quickly!" Nothing to break"

――――――――

Gate

The sky is sunny, the hidden clouds are faint, the clouds and blue silk like rotten cotton wool are rolling in the sky, and the air on the ground is dull and hot

"Ginger sauce pulp, you look at the broken clouds in the sky, it doesn't look like grilled fish steak" The lard cake looked up, and suddenly saw the clouds in the sky in surprise

The eyes lit up, and the muddy fingertips pointed to the sky, and they were overjoyed

Ginger Sauce Paste instinctively looked up and looked at it: "Hahahahaha...... It's not like "

".................." lard cake was stunned

After a while

"Ginger sauce syrup~It's so hot~" The lard cake squatted listlessly on the ground and said

"Hot? Then you're going to run naked, and you still expect me to spit on you to cool down? Jiang Sauce directly scolded him

The lard cake couldn't find a rebuttal for a while, so he shut up and continued to bow his head and grab the mud in the cracks on the ground

"Are you running so fast because you're afraid that the ghost will chase after you?!" I yelled at Jiang Wuwu in front of me

Attracted by the roar at the door, Jiang Sauce raised his head sharply and locked on to Su Yunrui's figure at a glance, and hurriedly picked up the lard cake and ran forward to stand still like a gust of wind

I was surprised to see the ginger paste and lard cake that suddenly appeared

The lard cake also placed a special salute

Like a rehearsal, he stood in a row with Jiang Sauce Pulp, applauded synchronously, and said, "Congratulations to Sister Su on being released from prison and becoming a new person!" ”

I turned around and joined a team with Jiang Sauce Pulp and applauded: "Welcome Jiang Wuwu to be a man again"

The corners of Jiang Wuwu's mouth gradually showed a death smile

I think I'm from him now, and he should have screwed my neck off for a jar

Pretending not to know anything, he grabbed Jiang Sauce's shoulder casually and took her to bounce

On the other hand, he said haha: "Ginger sauce pulp~ How is the business in the store recently?" ”

The ginger sauce slurry jumped up and down, she was very moved, and blurted out: "The boss has finally started to take care of things"

Behind him, Jiang Wuwu and lard cakes had black lines

Do women walk like this? Jiang Wuwu thought to himself

Jiang Wuwu couldn't help but say: "They walk like this, is it a matter of time before they fall to death."

The lard cake nodded stiffly

I was slightly shocked when I heard the words of the ginger sauce pulp: "Huh? ”

Jiang Sauce Pulp felt that this was inappropriate, so he didn't continue, and replied honestly and loyally: "It was all robbed by peers."

I stopped suddenly, like a thunderbolt from the sky, almost foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground, covering my heart strongly

Seeing this, Jiang Sauce stopped and hugged her: "Be strong, be strong, I can't carry you back if you fall!" ”

At this moment, my brain was buzzing, I couldn't hear anything clearly, and pursed my lips: Oh, my future is so dark

stubbornly said, "It's okay...... with a smile" paused, and added: "I'm a duplicitous woman, don't demolish me"

Ginger Sauce slurred beside him and said, "How do you know I want to mend the knife?" ”

I replied, "Don't think about it," Look, Ginger Sauce is such a special girl

"I don't!" Ginger Sauce stood up straight and rejected me loudly

I choked on the spot: "......"

"Lard cakes come here!" I smiled and turned over the branches on the side of the road, and coldly called out to the lard cake that followed behind me

The lard cake was very frightened, and walked to her tremblingly: "Sister, sister...... Be nice to me, huh!! ”

With the piercing sound of killing pigs, I pulled the lard cake that caught me off guard, skillfully kicked my legs, and happily climbed onto his back

Waving the branch in his hand: "Kill puff ~ kill, puff hahaha...... Ahem, kill! Pulling the lard cake's hair, he tugged at the direction and crashed into the ginger sauce slurry

Jiang Sauce turned around in horror and ran away

I rode the lard cake after him, screaming incessantly

Jiang Wuwu, who was left far behind, cast his eyes on passers-by with bad intentions

……………

The sun sinks to the end of the western mountains, and the blackbird flies in the afterglow of the sunset, carrying the afterglow on its back, and the edge is blowing

Suddenly, a meteorite fell from the sky, and sparks and lightning swooped down on the street, smashing in front of the ginger sauce and sinking into a huge pit

The ginger sauce pulp is only one step away, and it is in place, and the ascension to immortality is just around the corner

The ginger sauce slurry was directly frightened, and his whole body was so tense that he trembled uncontrollably, and he stood motionless in place

When I witnessed this miraculous scene, I also cried out and said, "Definitely! There is fraud, I'll roll you first! ”

The lard cake stopped, I jumped down, and while going up to check the situation of the ginger sauce slurry, I didn't forget to explain the lard cake: "Lard cake, go find a one-stop service"

"Why are you looking for a one-stop service?" The lard cake was puzzled

"Invite them to dinner" After I left a sentence, I didn't care so much, and just watched what was in that pit

I walked over to the ginger sauce paste and put my hand on her shoulder, and the next moment, my hand sank without support

Looking at the ginger sauce paste again, it turned out that the ginger sauce paste was scared silly and spread softly

I was a little embarrassed, so I had to say: "Good night" After taking a photo, I looked around to see what was in the pit

The smoke and dust dispersed

"Sister, I'm back from the moon with a special product for you⊙▽⊙" The black-faced stuffy three bottles were lying in the pit, and the disabled man waved at me

I pulled the corners of my mouth, feeling ashamed, covered half of my face with my hand, and said coldly: "Who are you?!" Messily add to my family tree, and my six relatives don't recognize Ang! ”

The lard cake came to the edge of the pit, pointed to the stuffy three bottles in the pit, looked at me, and said with an affirmative face: "Sister Su, it's the stuffy three bottles, the stuffy three bottles, he fell into the pit and the stuffy three bottles fell into the pit!" ”

The black line on the top of my head was so embarrassed that I grinded my teeth in anger: forehead...... Didn't you just say you didn't know him?! What are you doing? Remind me?

At this time, Jiang Wuwu also came out, and an old man behind him panted and bent down, holding Grandpa Qian with his knees in his hand and holding the tree with one hand

He slapped the lard cake head: "Fool, your sister Su is not blind" After speaking, he twisted his head towards me

Then he said: "Su Yunrui, the three bottles fell into the pit."

The corners of my mouth twitched and twitched, one by two to remind me, and I said ruthlessly: "Then fill the hole."

The chengguan who discovered the fall of the meteor knew that there was road damage and quickly sent a construction team to fill the pit

I pulled away the lard cake, told him to put the ginger sauce on his back, and retreated from the site quickly, I was afraid that the construction team would lack manpower, so I called me to the cement, huh~

Jiang Wuwu's top two are enough

I hammered Jiang Wuwu on the shoulder: "You go to the old place to eat instant noodles first, and I will come to you after I take care of the things in the store."

"Hmm"

Fuji Sweet Milk Tea Shop

"It's finally back," I cheered as I stood in the doorway

"I can't stay at the thought of being robbed of my business these days!" The ginger sauce slurry was cold on the back of the lard cake

I gave her a vicious look

The ginger sauce slurry immediately closed his eyes and snored

The shop is still very lively, and it seems that the ginger sauce paste has been falsely reported

As soon as I entered the door, I saw a figure in a dark purple mink coat, with orchid fingers cocked, and the smell of commotion all over my body, with his back to me

The lard cake carried the ginger paste upstairs to rest, and then went downstairs to help

I frowned: It seems that my business is not bad, this kind of bewitching cheap goods have attracted them to come and patronize

When I got closer, my eyes narrowed, and it turned out to be Su Marie

At this time, she was holding a book in her hand and reading it intriguedly

This time the book is not reversed, it must have been learned by going out to see the world, great!

Su Marie is wearing a very tall dress today, and there is a string of jade and jade beads around her neck, one is the size of a child's palm, and her face is green

Su Marie noticed Su Yunrui, and snorted disdainfully in her heart: Earth dog buns

Tilting his head, he raised his chin as noble as a knife slightly, and glanced at Su Yunrui with squinted eyes: "What do you think I'm doing?!" The tone was a little contemptuous

I straightened up, shrugged my shoulders, and said with a fake compliment, "Wow! Su Marie, you are so beautiful today, especially on your neck, that string of bright colors! Honorable Green Tumor! Ordinary people like me, this is really thanks to your old man's blessings, it is really an eye-opener and a long insight."

Su Marie stood up, stomped her feet, and pointed at Su Yunrui angrily: "You ......"

I clutched my heart and watched in distress as my reinforced concrete floor tiles were trampled on by Sumary

Bricks, are you okay~ I have to pay the landlady for the decoration fee again, crying and chirping

The corners of his forehead twitched, and he gritted his back molars and said, "You can try it again!" Believe it or not, I'll give you two tin buckets to let you experience the joy of being out of your body! ”

The words popped out of the teeth one by one

Su Marie was speechless for a long time when she was angry, but her face was red with anger

Seeing that she was angry, the three bottles turned their eyes to her hand, and hurriedly ran up to hold it, with an overly flattering expression

Said: "Oh ~ Oh my God, Su Marie, your nail art is so beautiful, where did you do it?" ”

As she spoke, she gently clasped the precious pig gem on her fingernails

Su Marie heard someone compliment her manicure, not to mention that it was a boy, and she covered her face shyly

Seeing Su Marie's reaction, everyone couldn't help but feel a chill: "Mouth area~~~~"

Proper large-scale emetic site

Wei Ou hugged two beauties who had no bones and were over 80 years old in his arms, and looked at Su Marie with a look of disdain and disgust: "Huh~ Su Marie, is there no man in your village? The three bottles of stuffy are blushing when you touch your hands, tsk! ”

I glanced at Wei Ou and said, "Wei Gongzi, turn left when you go out of the Qinglou"

Hearing this, Wei Ou pushed away the two 80-year-old beauties in his arms, patted the non-existent ash on his shoulder, and tidied up his clothes: "Xiao Susu, don't dismantle my platform, okay......"

Little Susu?! Xiba, now even I dare to tease?! I think I also have an identity in the border city...... witnesses

I don't take my first slippers and the bravery of fighting cockroaches in my eyes

I crouched next to the kennel of the power bank, and my hands untied the rope of my dog's charging cable with neat movements, revealing an evil smile and a red laser in my eyes

Wei Ou hesitated to take a step back, swallowed his saliva, and his legs trembled uncontrollably

Until he put on sunglasses with trembling hands, his feet were no longer weak, his legs were no longer shaking, and the corners of his mouth slowly hooked a smug smile

Only then did he dare to look at me, stretched out a hand and said: "It's okay to dismantle the table, it's okay to dismantle the table, and leave a floor tile!" Leave a floor tile ......"

As we all know, I am deaf, so I let go of the rope of the power bank

The power bank immediately chased Wei Ou all over the house, and the room reverberated with 3D surround tenors

The lard cake leaned next to me and whispered: "Why don't you drive Wei Gongzi out, otherwise something will happen and it will be too late to rescue"

I saw that the dog man was chasing the contest, and I didn't pay much attention to the lard cake, so I stuffed popcorn into my mouth and replied casually: "Then it's better to put three bottles"

The lard cake took out a small handkerchief to wipe the sweat: "Stuffy three bottles...... Still lying in the pit."

The lard cake reminded me, huh...... Forget it, don't disturb the peace of the old man in the three bottles below

Watching the lively frying pan on the side, he laughed heartily, slapped the table and said, "Hahaha, go out and turn left?" Isn't that a self-heating and enclosed large boiler? The proprietress is really naughty ( ́. ･v･｡ ｀)”

The plum candle girl behind her freed her hand to swallow melon seeds and pushed the back of the pan's head

The frying pan held his head with both hands and turned back with a painful cry: "Oops! Looking at Miss Mei Candle with a complaining expression, her innocent little eyes seemed to say: I did something wrong!

Miss Mei Candle looked calm: "Tell me...... So Wenwen, what is Zou Zou doing? ! No, no, no, no, it's fire...... Burial grounds"

The frying pan listened to his daughter-in-law stammering and finished speaking, and almost couldn't breathe the last breath and sent himself away

The frying pan was afraid that his daughter-in-law would continue to speak, so he hurriedly beckoned Jiang Sauce Paste to bring her ten cups of Bobo milk tea and sent it to her arms to hold

The ginger sauce is so envious, and the envious eyes are staring at them

The lard cake came to the side of the ginger sauce paste and said, "Ginger sauce paste, do you want to drink a glass of lemonade?"

Ginger Sauce looked at them stunned, and shouted lard cake in a daze: "Lard cake"

"Huh?"

Jiang Sauce Paste continued: "Look, she drinks so much milk tea, will she urinate frequently at night? ”

Lard cake replied: "Possibly"

I accidentally listened to the black line at the bottom of the pan in the corner of their wall, with a black face, and took away all the milk tea in Mei Zhu's arms: "Don't drink it, don't drink it, your stomach will be uncomfortable at night"

Looking at Mei Candle's pitiful little eyes, she turned her head ruthlessly: "Na, I can only drink one sip"

Xiao Mi held a peacock fan in his hand, patted his chest lightly, and followed the knife without idleness: "The world is going down, I really don't even let go of dogs, it's fun!" ”

Ignoring the gossip of others, he continued: "It won't be made in the chicken feet factory, hey~" After speaking, he shook off Su Marie's hand in disgust and ran to the sink to wash his hands desperately

The move of three bottles of stuffy bottles caused everyone to laugh, and Su Marie was even more embarrassed