Chapter 8: Bring the rice man Shu Concubine Jiang up

Gu Yun slapped his thigh, and said rudely, "Harm!" You just have to remember a rule, six on the left hand, seven on the right hand, high on the left shoulder, low on the right shoulder, drift in the left eye, lose in the right eye, draw a circle with the left foot and kick with the right foot, and you're fine."

I tried to make a few gestures, and it was really ...... It's embarrassing!

I really wanted to put my arm around his neck and ask him: Do you think I don't need face?!

"What! I'll put the clothes on the table for you, bye" Gu Yun poked his head out of the door, and after speaking, he stepped on the skateboard, swaggering behind his back, and the monsters on the street gave way

Xichengguan Shen Muyu's broom flew in the sky, looked at his peers Gu Yun, and silently took out a notepad to write it down: Dacheng Guan Gu Yun ignored road traffic rules, drove without a license on the road, and drove a four-wheeled car

Dongguan Xianyouyang narrowed his eyes, looked at the purple-clothed figure in the sky, hooked a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and silently opened the notepad: Xicheng Guan Shen Mu wantonly flew with a high-altitude rotten broom, and the color of his clothes was sassy

Everyone in the store looked at each other: when did he get there?

I wondered, why was his mouth reflecting?

I couldn't figure it out, and looked back at an empty plate on the table. He just ...... Did the fritter that fell to the ground go away?!

It's really fast! I looked at the clothes on the table, and they also came up to look around the costume, and the ginger sauce picked up the clothes and spread it out

It is a white shirt, the hem of the skirt is sewn with white thread, and the cactus flowers are embroidered with light purple and yellow threads, and the cactus lines are below the waist

A hemp rope made of ribbons, with several dark blue ankle-length ribbons tied to it, and a small red bell on the top of the head

I glanced at the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles

I shook my head: I don't want to wear it

The lard cake tugged at the collar, shrugged his shoulders, and spread his hands: the size was not right

Stuffy three bottles pointed upwards: ditto

Our eyes invariably looked at the ginger sauce puree, rubbed our hands, and let out a malicious hehehe

Jiang Sauce Pulp felt numb in the scalp for a while, reacted quickly and retreated far away, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and looked at us vigilantly, "What do you want to do!" "My legs kept shaking

I was very displeased, so I coughed lightly, glanced at the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles, "Bring the rice man Shufei Jiang Shi up!" ā€

"Wow!" After speaking, the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles walked up to the ginger sauce slurry, trying to hold the ginger sauce slurry's arm

Ginger Sauce slurry struggled and screamed, just like a pig killing scene, Ginger Sauce Pulp kicked one away with one skill, kicked the lard cake and stuffed three bottles in succession

In the gap, the ginger sauce slurry pointed to the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles, and scolded: "Okay! Lard cakes, stuffed three bottles, in vain I am so good to you, you dare to betray me, you will have no good fruit to eat in the future! Wait and eat the rotten fruit......"

The lard cake and the stuffy three bottles gasped, and rushed up to make a mess, and the beating was even more dusty

I watched it with relish from the side, listening to them come out from time to time: Ah hit ~ Eighteen palms of the dragon! Sunflower Point Caveman! Dig it back! Draw a circle and curse you?

There was also a pair of slippers that flew out, and the ginger sauce slurry directly burst into foul mouth, ", just say it if you look for it!" Why are you robbing my slippers?! ā€

The lard cake held up the charging cable and shouted, "I'm going to be a fairy jumping, you call again!" ā€

"Wang!"

The lard cake slapped on the head of the stuffy three bottles, "Idiot, I didn't let you scream!" ā€

Seeing that the lard cake and the stuffy three bottles finally subdued the ginger sauce syrup, I couldn't help but applaud again and again

The lard cake was blue in the left eye, and the three bottles of purple were in the right eye, and one of them dragged one foot of the ginger sauce slurry to me and put down the ginger sauce slurry in front of me, looking a little helpless

Before he sat down and continued to eat breakfast, Jiang Sauce Pulp got up and sat on the ground with a loveless look

I pretended to be pale and put my hands on the handle of the chair, as if sitting on the dragon chair, and raised my eyebrows slightly, "Ahem!" Concubine Shu, Jiang, are you willing to wear this outfit to be a flower ghost for the Flower Dynasty Festival celebration? I took my clothes and held them up in my hands

The ginger sauce slurry suddenly spread weakly to the ground, and lowered his eyebrows and stroked Xiusi behind his ear, "Oops!" The concubine fell, and the concubine may not be able to do it! It's better for my sister to lose this face."

I looked at the ginger sauce slurry lying on the ground, and the corners of my mouth twitched, why did I feel that she was so silky!

I was about to speak when a woman's voice interrupted me, "This...... What's going on? What about exercising and doing yoga? The fat aunt stared at the ginger sauce on the ground, and walked in cautiously, carrying a basket of fruits in her hand

I looked back at the "Huh? Fat aunt, why are you here? ā€

I was about to get up when she came up to me and sat down, put the fruit basket on the table, and I put my clothes in my arms and handed her a bag of bread and eggs

She took my hand and patted me for a while, "Today I heard from the neighbors that you are dead!" I'll come and take a look, but luckily you're okay, I'm relieved."

"Huh? I'm dead" I'm full of question marks, how fat things (悚o悚; …… So you're taking fruit to pay me? Fat aunt, why don't you take a few sticks of incense and let me smoke it?

"Ahem... cough, cough, cough cough ......" next to the three bottles, a violent cough

I looked at him puzzled, turned back to the fat aunt and said, "Who said that?" ā€

The free hand was clenched into a fist, and he reached out to the back of the stuffy three bottles

"Poof! cough cough cough ......"

I looked back at the three bottles, he was holding a delicate cup in his hand, and there was not much water

The empty hand touched his nose uncomfortably, and wiped the water on his mouth with the back of his hand, his eyes were dim, and he didn't know what he was thinking

Hey! Looking at the lard cake opposite him, the whole person was wet, and the bread he was holding in his hand was about to be put into Zhang's big mouth

Ginger Sauce Paste sat next to him, stunned for a moment before covering her stomach and laughing wildly, and the lard cake silently moistened her face with Ginger Sauce Puree

"You guys are Gaha? Gaha! Day by day, looking for a draw? Believe it or not, I'm going to kill myself with this knife," I slapped the table and pointed at them with the knife around my neck

Long

When I saw that they were at peace, I turned back and smiled at the fat aunt

Fat aunt "forehead ......" The fat aunt skimmed the clothes in my arms and said happily, "You were selected to be a flower ghost this year?" ā€

I nodded stiffly, but it's just a tricky character~ Is there such a surprise?

"Do you want me to dress you up? I'm the one who goes to see the Flower Dynasty Festival every year."

I hurriedly shook my head and said politely to her, "That's embarrassing, I can do it myself"

The fat aunt pulled me over, combed my hair and put heavy makeup on my face, "Do you have a lip gloss?" ā€

I shook my head, lip gloss? Isn't that something that only exists in the 21st century?

"Then you wait for me," the fat aunt got up and left the store and came back after a while, holding a red piece of paper in her hand

"I tore down your couplet a little bit, I'm going to use it"

"Huh...... Let's go! "Sit back and wait for the rotten mouth

After half a column of incense

Our group went out, to be honest, you can't wear shoes when you are a flower ghost, but it's really uncomfortable not to wear shoes, after all...... This big road is scorched by the sun, and it is really down-to-earth hot Jio

I unconsciously glanced at the stuffy three bottles, riding a dog? Shaking his head, no, too short, lard cake, no, immoral, fathead, immoral......

There aren't many monsters on the monster street today, and the street is not as lively as it used to be, and the lively street is not lively, huh~ Is this still there?

I looked at the empty street and wondered: people, no, where have the monsters gone? Did you meet the big city management stall? All gone?

As we staggered to Tianhe Street, I saw a particularly tall white skeleton standing in the middle of the blooming pile of delicate longevity flowers, looking down at the tiny monsters

The lower half of the skeleton man is covered by brown animal skins, and the skeleton bones and cheeks are painted with blue, red and yellow, and a red ribbon is tied to its forehead

The slender bone fingers hold a large handful of colored threads, and above the long lines there are many colorful hydrogen balloons floating in the wind, as well as various animal-shaped hydrogen balloons

The skeleton man stood quietly in the crowd, not shouting, no one to talk to him, buying his hydrogen balloon, it looked extremely helpless and cramped in the crowd

I led the fathead fish into a flower shop and bought some small fresh flowers

During the Flower Dynasty Festival, everyone is selling flowers and buying flowers, and for some reason, it may just be a custom

I asked my boss, "Is it possible to deliver to your door?" ā€

The boss looked at a few pots of delicate man-eating flowers, wiped his sweat silently, nodded again and again, and said with a smile, "Yes!" Don't worry about being a flower ghost! We'll send it to you later! What is your address? ā€

"No. 39 Yokai Street!"

[Jiang Wuwu (throwing a frying pan): Didn't you say that you should be happy to be each other's Yoremi?

Su Yunrui reacted quickly and stepped on the pan on the ground: I didn't say it, but now I decided to make a bucket of boiling water to scald you to death! 怑

Jiang Sauce Paste also hurriedly took the hand of the fathead fish and said, "Sister Su, don't worry, let's go to the tea room on the second floor to drink tea, and promise to be obedient!" ā€

Scold! I don't have to guess, I must be trying to rub the crookedness of the teahouse, I was angry, and hit the top of the stuffy three bottles on the head, "Drink a drink, you go with me!" With that, he grabbed the few hairs that had been stuffy for three bottles and left

Stuffy three bottles crying: "Sister Su, why is it always me who is injured!" ā€

I lowered my head, raised my hand, and slapped the stuffy three bottles on the head, "Because I want to pat their hair!" ā€

Tang Guo came out and bubbled, "Beauty, do you want to buy height-increasing insoles?" Two pieces and three pairs! ā€

I'll freeze your bubble! Hey~

As I walked on Tianhe Street, a girl in her eighteenties took my hand and led me to a scattered procession

In a soft tone, he complained, "Why are you still wandering around here, you flower ghost?" Let's go to the team and leave immediately, otherwise we won't be able to get a box lunch when we break up."

The little girl is good-looking, but what is this stimulating, why is she walking sideways? Emmm~ so individual, I'm porridge~

"Oh oh good!" I followed her and stood still, waiting to go

I inadvertently raised my eyes and caught a glimpse of Gu Yun sitting on a tall building facing me, smiling at me, and I couldn't help but laugh a few times in my heart......

Gu Yun suddenly felt a chill in his vest, inexplicably a little nervous, and secretly swallowed his saliva

I snorted into my fist, and with a tap of my toes, I lifted up on someone else's shoulder, and struck Gu Yun's harmless face

Gu Yun's face suddenly appeared with a red slap print