After dragging the city management on a parade through the streets, I said that I felt much more comfortable

They followed me to the lavender field on the outskirts of the city, sitting around the steaming hot pot, each holding a bowl of rice in their hands, it was really fragrant~ The aroma was wafting~

"Is he swollen (○゚ε゚○), why is there still wisps of white smoke on his head" The fat-headed fish looked up at me, pointing to the depressed back of the valley clouds in the distance shrouded in black clouds overhead

I took a grain of rice from his mouth for him: "It should be on fire!" ”

At the same time, I can't figure it out, why is the actor of the god of flowers a man? Or a killer Matt? I also heard the monsters on the high-rise pavilions clapping excitedly and saying yes, okay??

Entering the temple of the god of flowers to pray for blessings, I saw the statue of the god of flowers, tobacco and wine, that is, the lips are red and the teeth are white, the strength is beautiful, the earlobe is beige magnolia pendant, the forehead is dotted with a blue fishtail as a flower, the body is wearing a white light yarn, the line is green in the long shirt, the hair is loose, the water is as beautiful as a hibiscus, and the hand is holding a seven-colored flower

Compared to the statue of the flower god, the pink-haired green-haired thing is simply spicy......

In short, Kill Matt took a magic book, and quickly recited a bunch of incantations in front of the statue, probably the content may be: I am a security guard, I like Xiong Daer biscuits, I only go to work for bricks, I like construction site lunches, bring bricks to passers-by, passers-by scolded me for cerebral palsy, holding nine or eight kK, everyone comes with a brick

Then the monsters knelt on the ground and worshipped

Scold! Ignorant youkai

[Monsters: If it weren't for the script, we would have cooperated with your big-headed ghosts!] 】

And then it was scattered, scattered, and it felt so perfunctory...... However, there are those who set up a stage to sing small songs and play acrobatics, and I didn't go to see them because I was bored, and there are also those who sell candy and flowers

I happened to meet the director's wife who came out for a walk, so I came to the black lavender field on the outskirts of the city together, and had a picnic hot pot, originally planned to go to the foot of Wuwu Mountain to plant flowers

The director's wife kindly reminded: "Shanda Chengguan, are you still coming to eat?" It's almost gone."

Gu Yun's stomach also growled appropriately, pretending to take two puffs of the Furong King cigarette in his hand, and stood up with both hands on his knees

Happily spread his legs, running two nostrils while emitting white smoke, and the melodious voice of ecstasy floated melodiously: "I~come~!" ”

A flock of black crows flew above everyone's heads: Have a good meal, why does he act like he is participating in diving, forget it, he is a chengguan

The fathead fish immediately looked at his pig nostrils with glowing eyes, and worshiped in his heart: Wow (・◇・)! It's amazing wow!

The blue tendons on my forehead were beating faintly, and I silently lowered my head and silently ate the contents of the bowl

The director's wife hurriedly handed him the dishes and chopsticks from afar, and Gu Yun ran to us and sat down

After he took the bowl and chopsticks, Si Svenwen picked up a piece of beef slices, couldn't wait to eat it, and screamed after just two bites: "Wow! Scalded, scalded, even scorched, the intestines are bitten and scalded."

Everyone showed a meaningful smile: "............... "We will silently watch you call out the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and we won't hand you water, hehehe."

The director's wife had a dark face, frowned impatiently, and knocked him into the Jiaojiao River not far away with a brick with her backhand, splashing half a meter high and causing ripples again and again

The director's wife laughed twice: "That's a lot of nonsense," and said to us: "You're full, right?" When we are full, we quickly pack up, and we go to the foot of Wuwu Mountain to plant flowers! Otherwise, the old lady will not be able to play cards with her sisters."

I said in unison with the ginger sauce paste: "Let's do it" and then we moved in unison, and at the same time flashed and ran to the Jiaojiao River to squat and wash the dishes and chopsticks

Every time Shanda Chengguan wanted to swim up, the director's wife kicked people down, and every time they were kicked down, Shanda Chengguan screamed: "Hemp! ”

Everyone looked at the city management of Shanda City and responded happily: "Eh! Boy smashed"

Shanda Chengguan: "Ma Ma Ma! What fragrant and crispy we all love? It's not you stinky shameless people! …… I'm whoa! Bah! …… I tui~tui~tui~tui~guchi...... Gollum~"

Everyone smiled at their aunts: "Eh! Glass seaweed! ”

After Shanda Chengguan surfaced, he quickly touched his hair that he had washed with refreshment, and repeatedly emphasized to us: "Slippery, slippery can't be mountainous!" …… Grunt ~ Hiccup! ”

Hmph chirp~ I have never suffered such a big grievance in my life! (ಥ_ಥ)

Every time Mrs. Director kicks it, our hearts tremble and tremble: Shanda City has good perseverance! I'm willing to let us take advantage of so much and give you six likes

"Sister Su!" The ginger sauce gently tugged at my sleeve

"Huh?" I turned my head to look at the ginger sauce syrup: "What are you telling me to do?" ”

Jiang Sauce pointed behind me, I looked curiously in the direction she pointed, and suddenly my eyes lit up, on the ice blue river, several white sail wooden boats fluttering, and the people on the boats threw big nets into the river

I'm curious, are they going to catch a mermaid or the Dragon King of the East China Sea in such a big battle?

It's just that the upright spirit guy in white on the boat is particularly conspicuous, raising a long whip with his hands raised, throwing it wildly to the surface of the river with a long whip, the silver buckle is tightly tied to the high ponytail, and the hair is flying and dancing with the movements of the spirit guy in white

It's perfect for a piece of coal rick: let's swing together! Let's ~ swing the oars together, and the boat pushes away the waves

Very nice! ⊙▽⊙

"Bang la la! Zizizi" seemed to break through the emptiness [The gas is paste: together in order to pass the trial!] 】

The moment the long whip was raised, the neat whip sounded, quite a momentum of breaking the air, two silver lightning drilled out of the whip handle, wrapped around the long whip, the moment it hit the water surface, splashed colorful electric sparks, and was quickly extinguished by the water wave thrown out by the long whip

From time to time, a black dragon came out of the water with a hissing dragon roar and soared in front of him, telling something

Desler! So that's the case~ I said how the more you wash this water, the more numb your hands are~

But that guy... How... How is it a bit like Jiang Wuwu?

"Jiang sauce pulp, do you see that the second fool who threw fireworks at the river is Jiang crooked?"

Jiang Sauce nodded without thinking: "Well, it's very similar, but Sister Su isn't really throwing fireworks, he's throwing a whip!" ”

I stood up with my hands on my hips, squinted my eyes and looked at the figure that seemed to be jumping.

"I'm going to Kangkang?" Without waiting for Jiang Sauce to speak, I ran in the direction of the lower reaches of the Jiaojiao River

The voice of the director's wife sounded behind him: "The surname is Su, where are you going?" ”

"I'm going to see the big black dragon, do you want to be together? If you want to come together, hurry up! ”

The director's wife flashed her eyes: I think you look like you're in a hurry to be reincarnated!

When I ran behind a crowd of people watching the excitement, I crouched down and struggled to squeeze in from under their feet, oh! Who fart?!

Someone happily knocked on the melon seeds and laughed: "Hehe! Those two fools shook off the seven hundred and forty-three."

Some people chimed in: "Stupid or not, he! I've been pretending to be here all night."

The person next to him nodded meaningfully: "How much hatred does this have?" Don't let it go even if you die! ”

"Why don't we organize a group tonight to steal the artifact in his hand?"

"Huh? You can't even steal the battery, you steal the artifact? When the time comes, people will catch you, and if you don't beat you with a level 10 disability, you will be counted as strong! ”

"Don't you think he's so handsome?" The words fell, and it caused a sigh "cut~"

……

Aunt Li saw me on the ground, and said with a puzzled face: "Yun Rui, didn't you jump into the river?" ”

I was speechless for a while, don't spread rumors and believe rumors

I stuck out my tongue at her mischievously: "slightly" and then I pretended to get up to pinch her neck: "I'm just here to ask for your life~ Goose Box Box!" ”

Aunt Li threw the vegetable basket in her hand at me, screamed briefly, smeared oil on the soles of her feet, stepped on the accelerator to the end, hid her face and ran away, and sang a song while running: "Ah~ I really want to live another 500 years!" "Drift away with the wind

From Aunt Li's vigorous steps, I seemed to see how huge the potential of Aunt Square Dance was

Jiang Wuwu felt the restlessness of the crowd on the riverbank, stopped the action of whipping, looked around the entire hull, and did not see the oars

So he made the oars with his hands, and like a fool, he rowed desperately to the shore like a propeller running at high speed

The black dragon looked at him with blank eyes, the words in his mouth were choked in his throat, and he couldn't say anything: Actually...... Ben Long Long... OK... Take you there... Target......

Jiang Wuwu looked at the black dragon who was obediently following behind him, and felt that it was really an eyesore, so he whipped the black dragon on the forehead with a whip, and said coldly: "Get out!" Less of an eyesore here! ”

The top of the black dragon's head immediately swollen with a large reddish bag

The black dragon pursed his lips aggrievedly, poked the ten fingers of the sharp claws, and the little temper also came up: "...... Get out, what a fierce one! ”

After that, he plunged into the sea, and the dragon's tail swung on the surface of the river, and then dived into the water and disappeared without a trace

After watching Jiang Wuwu hurriedly go ashore, he suddenly pulled me into his arms, and I didn't react for a while, and my brain was blank

Jiang Wuwu quietly showed a lost smile on his face, and his voice came from behind my ear: "You're not dead?" That's really great" It's a shame that I didn't buy a coffin, otherwise I would have lost!"

I pulled the corners of my mouth, and three black lines crossed the corners of my forehead, how fat is it, I just fell asleep, why do so many people say I'm dead

Hmm~ How can there be a weird atmosphere

In the next second, Jiang Wuwu and I pushed each other away at the same time, quickly separated and shot more than two meters away, squatting on the ground

"Gross!"

"Gross!"

I looked up slightly at Jiang Wuwu's stinky face not far away, and couldn't help but turn around, turn my back to him and continue to vomit

Everyone watched the operation of the two and complained in their hearts: Dwarf oil~ Do you want to be so synchronous?

The director's wife and other people who caught up behind stared at each other: "Huh...... Are we missing something? ”

I squatted on the ground for a while before I said to them, "The nest is not tied!" ”

Hearing this, the stuffy three bottles immediately rolled up like the wind, gave me a Mount Tai press, sat on my back and said while pretending to wipe my tears

"Sister Su, you still said that you are fine, and the Cantonese is suffocated! Woo woo woo~"

"Whew! Fa Shell... Yo hemp seed cake! "I crawled on the ground and pounded hard, feeling like I was going to choke my breath in the next second, and I couldn't see it

The fathead fish pushed the stuffy three bottles hard: "Brother three bottles, get out of the way!" You get out of the way...... "Let me come!" (～O～)

The director's wife's clenched fist gurgled and picked up the collar of the stuffy three bottles, but the stuffy three bottles were punched away first

The director's wife looked at Jiang Wuwu in surprise, and said to Jiang Wuwu with a fist like Hong Zhong: "Good boxing technique!" Have time to fight together! ”

"Mrs. Director, let's go!" I held my old waist and put my hand on the ginger paste and lard cake

[A digression about gas: I feel like someone is going to break up with me after reading this chapter, and this feeling is so strong, so strong! ] Ah Siba and flax fall! I'm so wordy, I'm going to pick up the bottle, this poor day~]