Volume 1 Chapter 2 Picked up a king bomb
But what can I do, if I go into the water, not only will I not be able to save people, but I may even have to explain myself! I took out two runes and checked them, this uncle's is not waterproof! I paced back and forth for two steps, and simply sat on the edge of the waterhole with my chin and thought about it, I am just this good, the more panicked I am, the more stable my face is like Mount Tai, and I don't lose the battle.
…… If only there was a stand-in...... I stared thoughtfully at the flesh/body struggling in the water. The flesh/body has been dragged into the middle of the pool, and I can't help but be anxious: "You're ...... Save ......"
was thinking about it, there was a soft sound behind him, and when he turned around, Dai Yin was getting up from the ground, isn't this the best stand-in in the audience! My heart suddenly brightened, and I smiled amiably: "Yinnan, come here!" ”
"Old, boss?" Dai Yin was shocked and very resistant.
The flesh/body has been dragged into the water again, and after a little more dragging, it is estimated that it will really burp to the touch. I coaxed the little straw bag with compassion: "Yinnannan, there is a thousand-year-old ginseng essence in this water, you help me save him, how about we take it back to make a real body for you and the golden boy?" ”
"Really?" Dai Yin's eyes lit up.
"Well, don't lie to the bales." I touched the coat that was thrown aside, took out a sealed mahogany tube from my pocket, poured out a blood-red bead and stuffed it into Dai Yin's placket, and then handed her a heavy gossip mirror, and persuaded with a smile: "Keep the beads safe, try to lead that thing to the shore after you go down, and if it is entangled, use the gossip mirror to look at it!" ”
"I, I'll go!" Dai Yin hugged the gossip mirror tightly, and her physical body seemed to be extremely tempting to her.
"Good." I picked up the smokeless and environmentally friendly cigarette pouch pot, took a deep breath, and stood up with the back of the small straw bale, aiming in the direction.
"Boss!" Dai Yin is not calm.
"One, two, three! Walk you! "Before the bale could start struggling, I threw her out. Dai Yin pulled the broken sound and crossed a beautiful parabola in the air: "People are not ready......
"Tsk, a little off." I held the cigarette pouch and the pot and crossed the waist to inspect it.
Because of a mistake in prediction, Dai Yin's landing point was too far away from the flesh/body. The little straw bag hugged the gossip mirror with one hand, and swam towards the flesh/body with tears in her eyes. Tut-tut, I'm afraid of this, and I still weigh that I want a physical body! The corners of my mouth twitched, and for a moment my conscience suddenly felt a stinging pain.
Dai Yin was already very close to the flesh/body, and the flesh/body was dragged back and forth by the water ghost several times, still dying. "Tsk! Good stamina! "I couldn't help but be amazed.
Dai Yin finally swam behind the flesh/body, and looking at the situation, it seemed that he had slapped the gossip mirror on the hair that was entangled in the flesh/body. The fluctuations in the pool water eased for a moment, and then became more violent. Dai Yin's small lump suddenly sank, as if he had been forcibly dragged into the water. The flesh/body seized the opportunity to break free from the restraints and slashed towards the shore in a panic.
It's done! I frowned, and gestured like a reversing car: "This way, this way." ”
Just when everything was going well, there was a "bang", and Dai Yin rushed out of the water and chased after the flesh/body. Behind her, a piece of black and long hair followed, and the straw bales were terrified, and they howled in a heart-rending voice: "It's coming, it's coming......"
The flesh/body turned back in shock, facing the twisted and distorted face of the straw bale. The big-name limited edition male color was melted away by the water, dripping under the eyes, and it was miserable. The black lines of the sewn eyebrows are probably discolored, fainting around the eyes. The whole miserable white cloth face was purple and blue, and it was very infiltrating against the backdrop of the long and life-threatening hair behind him!
So the flesh/body didn't come out of a sound, and he lost consciousness again and sank.
I'm you! I'll hold my forehead, I'm afraid I won't have to catch it this time!
However, there is no time to scold, and the water ghost is chasing the straw bale and approaching the shore, so he can only solve the thing in front of him first! "Life and death are fateful, I can't stop my brother! I hope you have a blessed life and can last a little longer! "Although I said that, I understood that if the unconscious state sank to the bottom, the person was afraid that he would be cold.
"If you drown in a short-lived ghost when you are alive, why do you have to kill karma after death? On the road of reincarnation, you should also accumulate more blessings for yourself. "I groped for the carved bracket on the cigarette stick, and I gently snapped it, and a slender snow blade popped out of the mouth of the red gold snake head under the stove ding smoke pot.
If that coward really confesses here, I can't shirk my responsibility! I squinted my eyes and carried this veritable big smoking gun to meet the water ghost: "You shouldn't be here!" ”
The water ghost is very cunning, hiding in the dark underwater and manipulating its long hair, I can't figure out where it is from beginning to end, Dai Yin was about to climb ashore but was dragged into the water again. I rushed forward, but my long hair was tangled in my way, and I had to roll over and take a few steps back. At the moment of jumping, I could see clearly, under the messy hair under the water, there was a smirking purple and puffy face!
A swaying look, the long hair immediately entangled. As I swung my blade and slashed off the long hair around me, I grew frantic - this thing regenerated so quickly that before one piece was cut off, another came at me from all directions.
"Endlessly, still?" Feelings, I'm running, shaving the head of the water ghost! Furious and unleashed a five-thunder fire, but he was not skilled in learning and had no power. But fortunately, it was not completely ineffective, and it also burned the surrounding ashes.
I took the opportunity to pull the brace and aimed it in the direction where I had seen the grimace, and seven silver needles shot out along the blade and submerged into the water. In an instant, the pool was stirred, and the water ghost screamed violently and retreated to the bottom of the pool.
I unloaded half of my strength, and half-knelt on the shore to search for Dai Yin's figure: "Dai Yin!" Wear silver! ”
After shouting for a long time, I didn't see the shadow of the straw bag, and I estimated that there was more than one luck. Hurriedly took out the peach tube and opened it, the waterhole turned up a wave, and a blood-red bead "swished" out of the water and flew into the peach tube.
At the same time, the ground suddenly trembled, and for a moment the mountains shook and the trees shook, and the sky was full of leaves and rain falling down, and I hurriedly stuffed the peach barrel into my arms and held the cigarette stick tightly. The calm water surface of Xueya Lake began to churn and bubble, like a pool of boiling water! My scalp is numb, is this formation the rank that a mere water ghost should have?
A huge force raged from the bottom of the pool with a violent coercion, stirring up a huge whirlpool of snow buds.
That's not right! I gasped and ran away! However, I didn't run far when there was a loud sound behind me that shook the mountains and shook the mountains, and I flew straight out and slammed into the ground.
Turning his head, the snow bud pool raised a huge wall of water and smashed it in all directions! I was still in the range of the impact, and I didn't have time to run, so I had to protect my head and lie on the ground.
Fortunately, it was shocked just now, and there is still some distance from Xueyatan. Rao is so, and the water potential should not be underestimated. When the wall of water slammed into my back, my eyes went black and I spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
After slumping on the floor for a while before I woke up, I sat up with my strength on my feet, spitting blood foam, and raising my sleeve to wipe my mouth. Just as I was about to struggle to stand up, two balls fell from the sky and rolled straight in front of me. One is the head of a water ghost, with a silver needle pierced, and it will turn into a wisp of green smoke as soon as it hits the ground. The other one was a ball of grass, and I recognized it, picked it up and howled: "My Dai Yin! ”
Holding the grass ball and staggering to stand up, the snow bud pond was gone, there was only a huge deep pit on the ground, and the woods and trees within ten meters around were radially lying on the ground, broken and broken. Yes, not to mention water ghosts, even powerful ghosts don't have the ability to blow up mountains and pools! With such power, I almost thought it was Dongfeng Express delivering to my door.
Wiping a handful of muddy water from my face, I limped to the edge of the pit to find out. When I got to the edge of the pit, I was stunned: in the middle of the dark pit, a naked white flesh/body leaned sideways, sitting up quite enchantingly, and my confused eyes caught my presence with not very bright eyes: "This is ...... What happened? ”
After a long time, I held back a sentence: "Can you come up by yourself?" ”
The pit wall is slippery and steep, and several attempts by the flesh/body have ended in failure. In the end, I endured the dull pain in my chest cavity and pulled my flesh/body out of the pit. The flesh/body is smooth and muddy water, hurts the eyes, and is not in place. I threw my wet coat at him: "Say, what's going on?" ”
Fortunately, the coat was long enough, and the place that should be covered was covered, and the flesh/body was wrapped in the coat: "What's going on......"
"Don't pretend to be a grandson!" I clutched my chest and pointed to the mud pit angrily: "That's it, didn't you make it?" ”
"Xiaosheng really doesn't know anything......" The flesh/body was very aggrieved: "Xiaosheng is here to take a bath......"
"Don't go to the bathhouse, and you leave this barren mountain and wilderness to take a bath in the late autumn evening?" I scoffed, "What about the deceivers? Haven't heard the rumors of the Immortal Kan? ”
The flesh/body shyly clutched his sleeves, and his voice was like a mosquito: "No, no money...... Xiaosheng hasn't taken a bath for three months, and there is no one here, so Xiaosheng came......"
How did this stunner come to life? I was amazed: "What do you do for a living?" ”
"Xiao Sheng......" flesh/body muttered: "I can tell fortunes, occasionally show people feng shui, and help with red and white things...... Face to face name batch eight characters are done......"
"Tsk!" I was surprised: "If you have this ability, how can you still mix this virtue?" ”
"They all say that Xiaosheng is not accurate...... "The flesh/body buried his head in his chest, ashamed like a quail: "No one has been coming lately." ”
Poor man, I looked people up and down. He wasn't short, he was a head taller than me, and he was thin and thin. His hair was messy and dripping with water. The facial features are delicate like a girl, but it's a pity that the eyes are big and godless.
I snorted again: "Name? ”
"Don, Don Keren ......" flesh/body shamefully unlocked the name.
The name was also unexpectedly amazing, and the corners of my mouth twitched: "I know a lot of people who eat this in our town." Why have I never heard of your name? ”
Tang Keren buried his head lower: "There is a nickname, you must have heard it...... Xiaosheng is ten trigrams and nine ineffective...... Don't Ling! ”
Not only have I heard it, it is like thunder.
Seriously speaking, I have a relationship with Tang Buling's master, Ma Shenren.
Ma Shenren has some real skills, but most of them rely purely on flickering to go to the rivers and lakes, and he is an old god stick who is not afraid of fire refining. When this old thing was still alive and kicking in the world, he once used a tattered so-called wordless book to defraud the New Year's money that Hua Wei had saved for five years. The little nephew who rebelled was distressed and shed tears, and he didn't dare to tell him the second uncle of the worm, and in the end, I took the person and the broken book to talk to the horse gods. It is really unbelievable that such a filthy and filthy old god stick actually chose Tang Keren, a simple-looking foolish apprentice.
Tang Buling is also a wonderful person. But whenever he sits in the hall and looks at each other, he has never been accurate, but sometimes some things that he casually talks about are surprising. He hexagrams, more than ten times can have a miracle, and it should be on a fateful matter, but no one believes him. Objectively speaking, he is a realistic portrayal of the wolf.
I'm happy, this is really a life where we don't meet, and it takes no effort to get there! Ma Shenba, if you cheat my nephew and grandson, don't blame me for being your apprentice!
"What's next? Is there a fall? "I fumbled in the grass for my cigarette pouch and pot, wiped it, and stuck it in the placket.
"No ......"
"Oh, you see. Although I don't know your master well, I still have a face-to-face friendship. Since you don't have a place to go, you might as well follow me. "Deliberately hiding the grievances and entanglements with the horse gods, I threw a big bait to Tang Keren.
Tang Keren stared at the bun on my head with a bun on my head, and there was a silver hairpin on it, and he asked incorrectly: "Are you a Taoist priest?" ”
I shook a lump of my head, "No, it doesn't look fashionable, beautiful!" What about me, called Hua Huanchu, opened a grocery store in the town, no name and no signboard, people in the industry call the world pot in the world, Yin Si Wanbao Zhai, have you heard of it? Rubbing my chest, I said to myself: "It's just to tinker with some of the things that our passers-by need, understand?" You come to me to be a buddy, eat and live, and I won't pay you, won't you? ”
Tang Keren seemed to have digested these words for a long time, and his dull eyes gradually became bright: "Cheng, Xiaosheng can do anything!" ”
The fish took the bait, and I snickered: "In that case, then let me see your sincerity." I walked around the pit and walked to the opposite side: "Keep up!" ”
"Do what?"
"Don't be afraid, it's just a matter of untimely life."