At a very young age, I realized that in addition to the world I was familiar with, there might be other mysterious beings in the world that no one else knew. The more intuitive scientific theory is: high-order life and multidimensional space. But I'm not engaged in scientific research, so I'm more popular: metaphysics.

But I'm not a professional in Lao Zhuang, at most it's a bypass. After all, there are many skills that are not pressing, and Shiwu is a little more miscellaneous, and it seems that he is not educated. For example, at this moment, when I chanted "Huanghuang Huang Tiangang Escape, Falling Heaven and Earth", my little nephew Hua Ming, as I wished, admired with a respectful face: "The cousin is so powerful!" The second uncle won't say this! ”

Regardless of the resistance of my little nephew, I rubbed the top of his fluffy hair with satisfaction, holding the momentum, and I was very humble and sanctimonious: "In terms of knowledge, your second uncle is still young......

"Ahem!"

My little nephew and I brushed and twisted our heads, and there was a little white face with a big back combed at the door, a golden chain with gold wire glasses hanging down, a white stand-up collar shirt loose and loose on the body, a black moire buckle gown was very bold outside, the cuffs were rolled up as usual, and the dark red lining was turned out, looking lonely and coquettish.

And at this moment, this coquettish man leaned against the door and crossed his arms, his indifferent handsome face combined with his eyes that seemed to be mocking and disgusting, which was very disdainful.

"Shh I sneered, this kid's name is Hua Chongzi, and he is the son of my godfather. Although he is a year older than me, he is actually only in his early second years, and he is quite old in his dress. I've never been very kind of to see him like a dog, he is a leader and a team out of the Arhat, or a martial artist, all day long to pick up oily noodles, holding a successful entrepreneur's row, insulting Sven, insulting Sven! However, don't look at this kid who is quiet and polite, but he is really not a good man and a woman, which can be seen from the attitude of his nephew Hua Wei who is like a poisonous snake and a beast.

"Second uncle!" The flower rubbed under the eyes of the insects, and the smoke disappeared.

"What's wrong?" Leaning my hands on the couch, I crossed my legs and showed a little sneer.

"You can do the Bai family's affairs." Bugs don't have feelings.

"How do you talk to your elders!" I really wanted to sneer like a worm, but unfortunately my face was stiff, and it seemed to be more like a smiling flesh, so I stopped pursuing his attitude and prepared to scan some substantive news: "Benefits? The Bai family's good and bad deeds will damage the yin virtue, and maybe it will also damage the cultivation. A little incense money, I should always have it, right? ”

The insect frowned rarely: "You are also more measured, this kind of money from the way, any more is sinful karma!" ”

"Oh, okay......" Originally, it wasn't for money, so I wanted to respond to him with words. Standing up lazily, I picked up the coat on the sofa and draped it over my shoulders, and I beckoned to the next door: "Wear gold?" Dai Yin? ”

The next door jumped out of a ball, Dai Yin was carrying a carved cigarette stick that was almost as high as hers, and two faded red tassels were hanging from her buns, flicking them around her ears, and the white cloth face was red and two balls were eye-catching, and she was jumping and chirping: "Boss, you forgot again!" Wear a golden skull and expose the grass! You haven't fixed him yet! ”

The insect's eyebrows are almost raised into the hairline: "The golden boy and jade girl of the mirage alley sheep-eyed Liu Zha is good, think about it?" What you've made is really unsightly! ”

Dai Yin's eyes suddenly turned red, and he came over aggrievedly. I picked up the cigarette pouch and pot and rubbed her straw balls: "Good, the silver girl is the best-looking." ”

The straw doll was still pouting, and I smiled and nodded the two balls of red on her cheeks: "This is called cutting men!" This is the most popular color right now, can it still look good? "Just these two groups, but I wasted my eldest niece Hua Changxin's big-name limited-edition lipstick, and almost ruined the rest of my life.

"That's it, as you please!" The insect rubbed the corners of his forehead and walked out the door: "Prepare early, don't make a mistake." ”

"No rules!" I muttered, sipping the carved pipe. There is no smoke on the top of the stove-shaped smoke pot, and it is no wonder that the tobacco pouch pot is not a tobacco leaf.

I pretended to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, sprayed an invisible smoke ring at the back of the insect, and picked up the giggling Dai Yin: "Let's go, let's go out and play first, and the golden boy's skull will go back and talk about ......."

The weather was nice and the sun was a little harsh. I glanced at my phone, and I just handed in twelve o'clock. I put my mobile phone horizontally in front of my eyes to cover the sun, looked up at the mountains in front of me, and said to Dai Yinya: "From the sunny day to the sun, it turns to the yin, and at a good time, maybe you can meet some good things!" ”

Dai Yin timidly hugged my neck, the straw doll had no weight, I let her hang on her shoulders like a cloak, put the mobile phone into her trouser pocket with one hand, and pinched the cigarette bag and pot with the other, full of interest: "Into the mountain!" ”

This mountain is called Xianrenkan, the strange pond in the mountain is wild, the forest is deep and covers the sun, it is a rare inaccessible place in the suburbs of the town. It is said that there was a fort at the foot of the mountain in the old man, which was forcibly occupied by the devils, and men, women and children were also slaughtered overnight. Later, the devils were chased into the mountains by the Eighth Route Army and all of them were annihilated. Therefore it is not uncommon to hear rumors that people passing by at the foot of the mountain hear the sound of gunfire and the shouts of murder and the wailing of the mountain from afar, so that the people of the town would not have come here unless they had to pass through this place. Over time, Xianrenkan has become a veritable barren mountain and wilderness.

The mountains are dimly lit and there are no roads. Entering the forest, the terrain is slightly gentler, and it is much easier to walk. I pulled up a not-so-professional cottage water mill, and sang all the way "The clouds cover the fog and the dark wilderness, who hangs the lonely mound of the mountain kuma, the west wind and the cold moon are sassy and Xiao Xiao, and you should be afraid of the fox charm".

Dai Yin was confined to my shoulder socket, listened to my humming, and asked timidly: "Boss, there are so many big trees here, but why are there no birds?" ”

Yes, the forest was so quiet that there was not a single wind, and not even the cries of the birds were heard. I stood with my head tilted up, the branches above my head crisscrossing horizontally, the sky was cut into large and small blue fragments by the interlaced branches and leaves, and the dense shade of the leaves was like a thick and silent barrier, pressing down heavily from my head, cutting off all sound.

I was about to move on, "Wow! A black shadow sprung out of the cascading shadows of the trees, and the broken horse fluttered in a circle, and Hulala ran into the dense forest and disappeared. Dai Yin roared and blew up the grass, holding my neck tightly, and the force was so strong that it almost made me feel angry.

"Don't be afraid...... my ears buzzed, I gasped with difficulty, and patted her powerful lotus root arm: "It's just an old owl, it's okay......"

Dai Yin's strength slackened slightly, I coughed for a long time before I eased up, the small straw bale was stiffly bound on my back, and I was still surprised to see and listen to all directions. I couldn't laugh or cry, put my hand over my shoulder, and touched her back and forth brain: "Who said there are no birds, but the old eagle is not?" There's nothing to be afraid of, no one will come to such a deep mountain and old forest, there will be nothing but birds and animals! ”

"Liar!" Dai Yin shook his mouth: "Wear gold, tell me there are monsters here!" ”

"Nonsense! Tighten his skin! Look back and don't stuff an elm pimple in his brain! I took a step forward and continued on my way, casually coaxing her: "There are only mountain spirits in the mountains, and there are no monsters." Do you know ginseng dolls, they belong to the mountain spirits, growing in the deep mountains and old forests, collecting the aura of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and the moon......"

The little bale finally relaxed, and I plucked out my ears to catch a glimpse of two trees in front of me, almost the thickness of a hug of trees. These two trees, which I recognize, are key landmarks in the mountains, and around them is a bush, and Snow Bud Lake is just behind it. If you find this place, you will not be far from the place where you see me.

I felt relaxed, and while bypassing the two trees and pushing aside the bushes, I continued to babble and talk nonsense with Dai Yin: "The ginseng in the mountains is fine and has no clothes to wear, and I run around the mountains all day naked/......."

Dai Yin smiled happily, and suddenly hissed a big breath, I was inexplicable, turned my head and saw her eyes straight, trembling and pointing somewhere, stumbling and gasping: "Ginseng, ginseng, ginseng, ginseng ginseng......"

"Huh?" I twisted my eyebrows and turned my head in the direction she pointed, and froze when I landed, and the two words of national scolding flashed back infinitely in my head!

On the edge of the Snow Bud Pond, a flesh/body with red and white flowers was twisting its head and looking at us in a panic and panic. The flesh/body hands are still hanging down at the side and holding the flower fingers, as if lifting the invisible skirt corners, a big white leg stretches forward slightly, and the toes touch the water surface, still maintaining a posture of testing the water temperature.

It was quiet for a while.

“…… Ginseng essence! A moment later, Dai Yin's scream resounded through the mountains and forests, and I instantly returned to my senses, scolding "what a ha/batch of things" while scrambling to cover the eyes of the straw bale.

The flesh/body stood stiffly in place, uncovered, as if it had fallen into extreme panic and could not detach itself. I roared as a King Kong lion: "Get out of the water for Lao Tzu without clothes!" The flesh/body rolled its eyes in response, the convulsions passed, and it smashed straight into the pool with a "plop".

To be reasonable, everyone is an adult, although I have never been in a bathhouse, but I have seen some big and small scenes. If you bump into this kind of situation on weekdays, it's just a word of annoyance, and it's over when you pass by. But today I'm wearing a juvenile straw bale pendant, so the current battle has to be a different story.

"What a fetish! Shame on you! He scolded and let go of Dai Yin, but the little guy didn't move. Pressing the anger and turning his head, the straw bale's eyes were dilated, and two straws sticked out of his nostrils obscenely. I have nothing to say, and opening my mouth is another national scolding.

Dai Yin was still faint, and I put her on the ground. Walking to the edge of the pool, the water surface is very calm, and the water in the pool is bottomless.

Why is there no movement? My eyelids jumped, and my flesh/body was fainting and falling, so I couldn't just hang up, right?

After staring at the waterhole for a long time, a black shadow floated up from the bottom of the water, the outline gradually became clear, and the water surface also fluctuated. My heart was relieved, and I just let out a breath, "Whoa! The shadow broke out of the water, flesh and body fluttering, hands clutching in the air.

…… What kind of immortal thing is this, who doesn't know water and dares to come to Xueya Lake to take a wild bath? The ignorant fearless is probably talking about this silly! I was amazed when my body/body suddenly choked and shouted "Help me", which was already very weak!

Well, let's save people first. I quickly slipped my phone into my coat pocket, took off my coat and threw it on the ground. Just as he was about to enter the water, his eyes unintentionally swept from the pool, and his heart "groaned": the moment the flesh/body struggled out of the water, revealing the long black hair that was densely wound around the waist, which was a woman's hair!

Finished! Kelpie!