In the end, the fight did not work. I mobilized almost my lifelong public relations ability, and finally ruthlessly and shamelessly pushed out the lovely people and forcibly interrupted: "Master Zang and Xiao Tang are old acquaintances? It was interesting to hear you guys greet you outside! ”

"Who's old acquaintance with this shameless shit!" But the man barely jumped.

Chen Bainian glanced at him lightly and sneered: "Girls are shameless when they scold people!"

The chickens and dogs that returned to the sea stopped jumping, and the two goods began to talk again. I regret very much that I owe and bring up a right and wrong, and I am anxious to sort out the confusion in the melee. The evil relationship between the bald child and the yin-yang fish was seriously investigated, and it originated from a bad account of Ma Shenren, the master of the lovely people.

At the beginning, Ma Lao Shengu used a trick because of robbing Chen Bainian, and went to the police station to report Chen Bainian for pretending to be a monk to deceive. Ren is Chen Bainian's beak is three feet long, and he can't take out the precepts, and the old god stick is a promise. So the monk was ruthlessly pitted and forced to enter the bureau to receive education and reform, and squatted for more than a month.

Later, Ma Shenren rented a two-story attic of a store in the north of the town to sit in a stall to tell fortunes, in order to save the signboard money, every day only outside the window to pick up a "horse fairy spirit hexagram" of the yin and yang fish Taiji flag. From ancient times: "If you don't have a coincidence, you can't speak." "One evening, Keren was about to collect the flag, but he slipped down, and it was improper, but it was smashed on the head of one person. The man stood on his feet, and when he looked up, he was a delicate and dumb man. Looking at the flag with the "Horse Immortal Spirit Hexagram" at his feet, the man suddenly attacked: "Good boy! It's really hard to find a place to step on iron shoes! Stand still and don't move, the Buddha will come up! ”

Isn't this the monk who just got released from the bureau! But a group of panicked people, rolled their eyes, and fell unconscious!

What happened after that, the two of them were secretive, Chen Bainian said succinctly that he found that Kerener has a dual personality, one is soft and the other is strong. He pouted the Tai Chi flag of "Horse Immortal Linggua", and by the way, he also gave Keren'er the nickname of a yin and yang fish.

According to Keren'er, the monk has taken a strong interest in him since then, and has resorted to all kinds of frenzied inhumane methods just to force out his second personality. Monks have real kung fu, and they are accustomed to poisonous tongues, but people can't beat and beat, scold and scold can't win, and can only rely on their arrogance to fight to the death on the front of saving respect. The monk called him Yin Yang Fish, and he said a word of baldness.

But I guess that the monk must have let the king bomb state of the lovely person collapse, otherwise why avoid talking about what happened later?

"This is a classic!" Guihai laughed like a monkey: "If you change the dubbing, you can directly release the film!" He held a flower finger in his hand and poked it on the monk's arm: "Did you say no, big official?"

The foreign monks probably haven't read the local classics, and this will be a veritable second monk who is confused. Guihai smiled too freely, I threw a warning look at him, raised the wine cup and played the round: "That...... Speaking of which, it's all a misunderstanding, and we don't know each other anymore. Since we are together today, the past grievances are all wine in the cup, let's just take a sip, and we will all be friends in the future, how about it? ”

Tang Keren glared at me indignantly, I threw him a relieved and reassuring look, and it took him a long time before he picked up the teacup aggrievedly. Under my fierce gaze, Guihai squinted lazily like a big white cat, and symbolically raised his wine cup. Boss Xiaojiang hid in the shadow of his hat above his nose, put down the empty rice bowl after picking up the meal, touched the wine cup and dried it silently, threw down the sentence "Thank you, go back" and stood up and walked out. The people around the table were a little dazed, and I hurriedly greeted: "It's okay to come often, take care of the meal!" Before he finished shouting, he was gone.

Chen Bainian stared at me with a smile for a long time before clearing his glass: "Boss Hua is really a bright person." Since we are friends, I have two small things, monk, and I also want to ask Boss Hua for a favor. ”

It's just polite, why is this still kicking your nose in the face? I had a gut feeling that I had dug a hole for myself, and it was still a sinkhole. But the words have been put out, and backtracking is not a matter of paying attention to people's work, so I forced a hard laugh: "You say."

"I'm going to borrow it from you for a while." The monk went straight to the point, not pretentious but also not reserved: "What kind of precepts do you only recognize here, my crossing order is not a matter here, and no orders can be placed in large and small temples."

"This ......" I made a difficulty, and now the shop is crowded with people, where will I sleep again?" The only extra place is to live in the basement of Lu Yuange, but I don't dare to let Chen Bainian live in it. A monk, a Piao, it's no wonder he doesn't overtake the pigeons!

"I know what you're thinking, and from the moment you enter the door, the name of this shop won't be able to hide from me. Don't worry, I'm just trying to find a place to settle down for the time being, and I don't want to cause trouble. Chen Bainian used his chopsticks to flick a small stall of shells piled up in front of him, and it made a loud noise. He bared his teeth: "Besides, 'the world pot in the realm, Yin Si Wanbao Zhai', if there is really nothing, then it is called rare."

"I've been inquiring carefully enough! Feelings are waiting for me to drill it! Grinding the back molars, I simply stopped doing superficial work with him: "You have spent so much effort to find me, I'm afraid it's not as simple as just finding a place to stay?"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, but the person suddenly stared at Chen Bainian: "What are you going to do?"

Guihai quietly buckled the wine cup into his palm, like an alert leopard, ready to go.

Chen Bainian's eyes wandered over us, and he smiled meaninglessly: "Don't be nervous, the second thing I want to say is the real purpose of my finding here."

He pushed away the cups and plates in front of him, moved out of the space, lifted the hiking bag at his feet and threw it heavily on the table. There was a dull and dull sound, and there was a subtle clicking sound in it, like the sound of metal clashing.

I frowned, "What's this?"

"Don't worry......" Chen Bainian deliberately stretched the tone with a twist, and at the same time quickly unbuckled the zipper, pulled the backpack down, and carried the contents of the backpack on the table. A few of us suddenly widened our eyes, and even Guihai opened our mandarin duck eyes for a moment.

This is a crane head bronze holding pot, long neck and big belly, the slender neck of the crane is drawn from the belly of the pot, the long beak is pointed, and the body of the pot is as high. The body of the pot is cast with a circle of treasure patterns, and there are a few copper spots of rust. The miserable white light, which is not very clear, looks more and more old and desolate.

"What is this?" I shuddered for no reason! The crane and the treasure pattern originally meant auspiciousness, but as soon as I saw this thing, I inexplicably gave birth to a strong treacherous and uneasy in my heart, and there was always an indescribable awkwardness and rejection.

Chen Bainian didn't pick up the stubble, he recited a few words by himself, I don't know whether it was a mantra or a mantra, stretched out two fingers on the crane's head, and with a "hum" sound, I faintly heard a clanging sound in the bronze ampullary in a trance. But the person took a step back in surprise, Guihai plucked out his ears, twisted his eyebrows and looked at them for a while before asking in a deep voice: "Where did this thing come from?"

Chen Bainian received his magical powers, sat back on the stool lazily, looked at the bronze pot, and brought out a little coldness: "This town has not been peaceful recently, and I don't need to talk about those evil things, I think you also know it."

We tacitly exchanged glances, and intuitively felt that things were not simple. The town has recently been involved in five lawsuits involving either government officials or business executives, with all but one of the real estate developers who escaped for their lives. Although the real estate developer picked up a life, he was also in a coma for more than half a month, and he woke up as ignorant as a vegetative person, and the person was basically useless.

Guihai narrowed his eyes thoughtfully: "What do you mean...... All of this has something to do with this bronze kettle? ”

Chen Bainian tapped his fingers on the corner of his forehead a few times, and his eyes were fixed on the bronze pot: "It's hard to say, this thing is said to be an ancient product of the Sui Dynasty or any dynasty here, and these people happen to have collected this thing." I inquired that earlier this thing was only collected and sold by a few antique dealers in the industry, so there was nothing wrong with it. The first to have an accident was a leader of the town water affairs bureau, who heard that a water park project was being tendered recently, and the bronze kettle was privately given to him by the person in charge of a bidding company called Baijun Group. ”

"How did you get your hands on it?" Gui Haimo rubbed his chin: "You still carry such an evil thing with you, and you are not afraid of a meteorite falling on your head when you go out?" ”

"No matter how expensive it is, it must be endured! Those who are rich and powerful, love power and wealth, but they are even more desperate for their lives. Regardless of the half-dead one, there are now four lives folded on this in vain, who would dare to get involved with this thing? Buddha I happened to be in a panic, so I took this trouble, which can be regarded as saving their lives. Chen Bainian lazily dragged a long voice, smiled with a very conceited smile at the end, and said: "Since I dare to accept it, Buddha, there is a way to restrain it."

"Restraint?" Guihai sneered: "Restraint is a fart!" If you don't have that diamond, don't do this porcelain work! Not to mention that foreign monks can chant scriptures, day by day I have the spirit, and if you have the ability, you will exceed it! ”

"You can't say that." I was afraid that these two goods would start fighting, so I hurriedly grabbed the conversation: "It's so bad, it won't be able to do anything more for a while!"

Even so, I really have a bit of a messy scalp, and I find it tricky to think about it. Glancing at Chen Bainian, I couldn't help but be irritable: "It's just that next, what are you going to do?" This pot is indeed evil, and there are heavy grievances on the pot, and it seems that someone wants to deliberately cover up this evil spirit. As for the other halls, I can't see them at all. ”

People are surprised to put forward the idea: "Could it be...... Head down? ”

Chen Bainian half-closed his eyes and casually overturned the lovely idea: "Lowering the head is generally directly spelled on people, which caster will be stupid and take the risk of borrowing a dead thing to harm people?"

But the man was blocked back, and he snorted angrily in a low voice: "Bald!"

Chen Bainian was silent, and his expression was no longer as lazy as before. He solemnly folded his palms and recited the sentence "Amitabha", and then raised his eyes, his eyes were clear and solemn: "This matter occupies the position of the great murderer, and I don't want you to be in danger with me." The second thing I want to say is: I know that none of you are ordinary people, and I can only discuss this matter with you, and I ask you to bear witness for me. In case I fold my head over this, I'll help collect the corpse. If one day, my brothers and sisters over there can find this place, so that they can make it clear to them, and ask them to take me back, I will not be dead in vain. ”

I met his eyes in a daze, and I didn't say anything for a long time.