"Chicken legs?" Tang Keren scratched his hair: "Is it a wine and meat monk?"

"Let's go, let's see." Returning to the sea to fight for his life to break free from the entanglement of the big worm grinding people, straighten his clothes, and run out as if he was running out, and Keren and I also followed him out to watch.

The proprietress of the hardware store was dragging the young man to death, and her emotions were indignant: "Ahhh Still a monk? Which monk eats meat? I think you're a liar! Let's go, the police station says go! ”

Boss Xiao Jiang stubbornly grabbed the young man's other arm, and threw out the words in a cold and low voice: "He's not."

"Hey, I'm talking about you lad!" The proprietress rolled up her sleeves, and pointed with one finger and almost didn't poke under the brim of Boss Xiaojiang's hat: "You say no, it's not?" What's the matter with you? Stop selling your newspaper! ”

"He's not." Boss Xiao Jiang doesn't seem to have anything else to say except for these words. The proprietress is a cannon temper, and both sides seem to have lost the patience to be reasonable, so she simply dragged the young man by one arm and started a tug-of-war directly.

Returning to the sea loach slipped into the crack of the person, I don't know whether it was intentional or not, he stumbled into the proprietress one by one, and almost knocked the proprietress out of the pile.

"You don't have a head on your cavity or a hole in your brain shell?" The proprietress was angry, and before her waist straightened up, she scolded first: "What's the matter with being blind?" It's like a headless fly in broad daylight, crashing into mourning? ”

"I didn't stand firm on my feet, I'm sorry for my eldest sister." Guihai clasped his hands together and apologized to the proprietress for comparison. The proprietress held her waist and turned around, facing the shroud coat and a white Liao Liao's chin, and she was shocked with a "mom", almost a stump again. Tang Keren and I pretended to rush forward to help her, and took the opportunity to blend in front of the crowd.

Guihai seems to have become accustomed to it, like a smiling machine that maintains a fixed pattern, and there is no emotion to be seen. calmly stepped aside a little: "I'm sorry, I'm scared of you."

I was a little uncomfortable, so I grabbed the proprietress by the elbow and dragged her away: "This is a newcomer to my store, and I won't see you when I look down in the future, if you are afraid, stay away!"

The proprietress patted her chest with palpitations: "Mom! Isn't this an old coat? How did he dress like this? ”

Guihai bent his lips and didn't tie the stubble, leaned over and pulled his hat at the young man, the brim of his hat was almost low to the tip of his nose, he seemed to smile: "I've been looking inside the house for a long time, who should I be!"

Hearing this, the young man looked at Guihai seriously, and his brows moved: "Why are you?" You're not ......."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tang Keren: "Bald?"

"Yin Yang Fish!" The youth was even more amazed.

I'm not familiar with this circle of feelings! Secretly rubbing "hiss", I took a look at the lovely man, he didn't look very good, eighty percent didn't deal with this young man. So I turned around and hugged Guihai: "Know?"

"More than acquaintance." Guihai's elbow rested on the young man's shoulder, and he laughed maliciously, with a bit of ruffianism and danger: "Someone drank high, but he overtook me all night."

Yo, this wonderful bond.

"After finishing it, I was sent to the fairy kan with a spade!"

Tsk, bad fate.

"Once a mistake, what about two? What do we say? ”

…… This is probably the long-cherished injustice of the world, not that the enemies do not get together.

"He still ...... me ...... me" Tang Keren bit his lip and wanted to cry, as if he had been wronged by the little daughter-in-law, and his ashamed appearance made people involuntarily think about the crooked place.

"What did you do to him?" My eyebrows were pounding, and I stared at the young man.

"Oops!" Guihai estimated that he was afraid that the people who ate melons would listen to something that they shouldn't hear, so he hurriedly cleared the scene: "This is our acquaintance, not a liar, let's disperse!" As he spoke, the arm on the young man's shoulder grabbed the man and forcibly took him to the shop. Boss Xiao Jiang was about to follow him immediately, but he was intercepted by a lovely man who stretched out his arm.

The people who eat melons are still pointing and talking about it, and the proprietress of the hardware store is also unrelenting. I was half perfunctory and half confused, so I could deal with the past, and the proprietress snorted: "Come on, Master Xiaohua, I'm looking at your face!" If you hadn't been the guarantor, I wouldn't be able to let this person go high and low today! ”

The crowd dispersed, and I didn't go to the shop. Boss Xiao Jiang was still standing in place, with a little hesitation in his expression. I passed by him and paused: "Boss Xiaojiang, why don't you come in and sit down?"

Glancing from under the brim of his hat, he silently lifted his heel. But the man bit his lip, but he never said anything, and followed aggrievedly.

There were people in the shop, wearing gold and silver and relying on the small size of the cat to enter the bottom of the counter, and Wang Daworm stood alone in the corner of the wall as an ornament. The dignified tiger master became the background board, and he was probably very dissatisfied, crossed his waist, and made a proud appearance in the face of ten thousand waves.

The flat-headed young man had been freed from the shackles of human flesh returning to the sea, passed in front of Wang Daworm, paused at his feet, and suddenly smiled meaninglessly: "It's a little interesting."

Boss Xiao Jiang followed behind, and also glanced at Wang Daworm, his emotions and thoughts were strictly hidden under the two layers of hats, and his expression was indistinguishable.

I started to mess around: "Ah, a college club is going to be modified to make cos props, and this is not done yet."

Guihai lifted the curtain of the inner room and raised his chin towards the inside: "Come in and talk about it!" There are a few shameless people who enter the house and occupy the mountain as the king.

"Huh! Eating it! As soon as the young man entered the room, he smacked his mouth at a table of dishes, and he was less polite than Guihai: "It's just a fate, do you have chopsticks?" Get up with your chopsticks! ”

None of them moved, and they were all stopped by his brazenness. The young man was impatient, picked up the chopsticks that had returned to the sea and leaned into the fish plate: "Hey, forget it, let's make do here!"

With a "click", the chopsticks hanging on the fish plate were firmly held by another pair, and he stepped on the stool like a bandit returning to the sea, looking at his eyes: "Don't, it's really a guest?" How can this be improvised! It's easy to say, but we still have a few public cases, isn't it time to go first? ”

The young man's wrist shook, and he pressed the chopsticks of Guihai to the side in four or two. Returning to the sea does not change color, smiling and smiling around with him, two pairs of chopsticks are close to each other, one is chasing waves, the other is crossing the river by a bridge, you come and I are inseparable. I looked dizzy, and picked up the lovely chopsticks and inserted them horizontally to stir up the battle. Taking advantage of this gap, the young man quickly dragged a plate of fish in front of him, and removed a large piece of fish tail meat with a chopstick.

"The head of the barracuda is the tail of the mackerel, and the bald man is still a eater!" Guihai stared at the young man and laughed so hard that it made people brist: "Monk, does your Buddha know that you open meat?"

The young man swallowed the fish, still holding chopsticks in his hand, symbolically clasped his palms, half-closed his eyes on the plate, and chirped: "Brother Amitabha, put it on the plate." The Pure Land of Bliss on the plate......" lifted his eyelids, and he glanced at Guihai: "Send you to see the Buddha."

Guihai's smile gradually became perverted.

lest they dismantle the shop in the next second, I hurriedly interrupted: "What's the matter, I know all feelings, don't you want to introduce me?"

Guihai and the monk's eyes were still twisted together, crackling sparks were splashing, I threw a look at the lovely person, and snorted: "Come on, come on, sit down and say!"

But the man reluctantly added two benches, and whispered and complained about adding cups, chopsticks and dishes.

Boss Xiao Jiang leaned against the door frame with his arms and never moved, I don't know if he was reserved or worried, but his stomach was very honest and let out a thunderclap that could not be ignored. Guihai "ha" broke the gong, I rolled my eyes at him like a cramp, and turned my face back and greeted: "Boss Xiaojiang?"

Boss Xiao Jiang finally moved and sat on the empty stool next to the lovely man without saying a word.

"Come!" I picked up the bottles and poured them one by one, but I was able to make this good bottle of wine: "It's all full!"

But the man silently poured himself a glass of white water.

I sat down a little chilly. I'm not a scene person, and I have to do everything I can to liven up the atmosphere at this moment: "I just heard something bald, yin and yang fish...... What's the name of this? Since everyone is sitting together, let's report to ourselves, and if there is any misunderstanding, it is easy to unravel...... That one...... Boss Xiaojiang, I read your book every day, but in the end, it is not ripe, today is a coincidence, acquaintance? ”

"Me!" patted his chest: "Hua Huanchu, this shop is mine, mix it up to make a living, and deal with food."

Boss Xiaojiang's head hung very low, slightly sideways, as if he was staring at Kerr's bowl of spiky white rice. I quietly stood up and went to the kitchen to fill a big bowl of rice, and put it in front of him with a smile, only to hear a short and straightforward "Jiang Tingbai".

"This name is a proper romance drama male supporting role!" The monk ate the fishtail with an empty mouth, and grinned the thorns from the plate to the table.

"Monks still watch romance dramas?" I was amazed, and suddenly I felt that my focus was a little crooked, and I hurriedly asked, "You two don't know each other?"

"I don't know."

"I don't know!"

The two men spoke in unison.

I looked at Boss Xiao Jiang, who was seriously picking rice, and he didn't look like a master who roared when he saw injustice.

"Contemptible people return to the sea and call them crazy. Boss Xiaojiang, fortunately. Guihai squinted, nodded to each other with Jiang Tingbai, and slammed the table at the monk: "What about you?" Where? ”

The monk just snorted a Shih Tzu tongue, skimmed his shell and wiped his head with a fishy hand, and threw out the word "Chen Bainian" without raising his head or opening his eyes, dragging it with a lack of beating.

"Chen Bainian ......" but people frowned thoughtfully: "Why is this name so familiar......

The two clusters of white eyebrows also flew high: "It's over?" What about the law number? ”

Chen Bainian lifted his eyelids, as if he didn't bother to answer.

"I said......" Guihai bandit flicked the brim of his hat angrily, set up Erlang's legs, and deliberately provoked him: "Don't you really be an impostor, right?"

Chen Bainian filled a big bowl of winter melon soup, took two sips of the bowl, and then lightly spit out the word "Zang", as if he didn't want to mention it.

"Dangchang" sounded, and the lovely spoon smashed into the bowl: "Are you the 'human Jizo' Tan Mo Zang?"

My eyelids jumped, and my gaze met with Guihai. Boss Xiao Jiang paused in his hand and continued to cook as if no one was around.

Chen Bainian may know the name of Chen Bainian, but when it comes to Tan Mo Zang, it is famous in the Kanto area. said that he was famous, not because he had any immortal achievements, but because he was famous purely because of his disgusting mouth. This person has a bit of skills, can pass through yin and yang, and is a hard kung fu, with a force value of max, but he likes to be like Tang Seng who tirelessly fights to subdue demons, and will never do it if he can beep. He called this process of reasoning "Compassion and Purity, Enlightening the Three Realms." When he encounters a master who admits death and is unconvinced, he will educate him while beating him, and if he does not accept the teaching, he will exceed it. Whether it is Pudu or Chaodu, he has the strength of not being a Buddha in hell, so he is nicknamed "Jizo in the world".

According to Chen Bainian himself, he is from the Fatuo Temple in Xiaosheng Zezhou, and the reason why he appeared here may be related to a mirage. What is the location of Xiao Shengzezhou, no one has heard of it, according to his own interpretation, it is a bit of a parallel space. He traveled around, looking for a way back, and as soon as there was news of a mirage somewhere, he immediately ran to the past, and was a veritable man chasing a mirage.

A few of us were stunned for a while, as if listening to myths, and in the end, they still returned to the sea and took the lead in opening their mouths: "Oh, contemporary Kuafu!" Tell me about the Classic of Mountains and Seas, how many fools are really brothers? Even if there really is a state, if you don't chase your mirage, what's the matter with chasing me and not letting go? Is there an addiction to burying people? Or is there an excess index in your temple? ”

"I don't see you suffocating to death, which one makes you sleep without panting? I don't have to dig a pit, do I? Chen Bainian took a sip of wine unhurriedly: "If I hadn't buried you, you would have been put into the furnace long ago!"

"Thank you!" Guihai has already rolled up his sleeves: "Monk, haven't you experienced the feeling of being exceeded?"

Chen Bainian looked at him: "This is to prepare to reason with me?"

I don't know who it is, I don't have the mood to distinguish the knuckle rattle, and I am worried about the load-bearing wall: I don't know that fighting and demolishing the house is not covered by housing claims.