Volume 1 Chapter 14 The Great Worm of the King
At dinner, I specially asked Dai Yin to open a bottle of good wine that broke out of my cellar age, which can be regarded as reparation to Guihai. But the people made four dishes and one soup decently: mackerel in tomato sauce, stir-fried donkey meat, steamed Shih Tzu tongue, chrysanthemum dipping sauce, and a large bowl of stewed winter melon soup.
Guihai didn't wait to say hello, smelled the aroma of wine and automatically sat down at the table. But the man came out of the kitchen and wiped his hands with his apron. He said he didn't know how to drink, sat down to serve three bowls of soup, and held a bowl of steaming rice to himself.
Wearing gold and silver is not eating, and the two straw bales are chattering outside and don't know what to quarrel about. I filled the two small wine cups and handed one to Guihai painfully: "This wine is older than me, you have to taste it!"
Guihai Mandarin Duck's eyes lit up, carefully pinched the wine cup, stretched his neck like a duck, took a sip, and said a comfortable "Ha" with satisfaction: "Good wine!" Fierce but not violent, mellow but not dripping, this is called wine! He chirped, comfortably sandwiched a chopsticks of donkey meat, stuffed a large piece of meat into his mouth, and muttered: "But I'm not so easy to deal with, I'm a person who holds grudges."
I turned my eyes to him and shouted outward, "Wear gold and silver!"
The curtain of the door was swept up by a gust of wind, and Dai Yin dragged in a skeleton with a head handle, with two curved and sharp horns on the skull, and a pink star magnolia on one side.
The skeleton roared all the way: "Let go of the tiger master!".
Wearing gold, he jumped to grab the flowers on the horns of the skull: "Pluck it!" Ugly! ”
Dai Yin slapped with one hand and slapped to block the gold: "Nonsense! You're ugly! ”
I pressed the startled Tang Keren back to the chair with a headache, and beckoned to the guy who was jumping with chickens and dogs: "What a noise!" Come here! ”
Dai Yin pushed the skeleton, pulled the gold that was still muttering to himself, and snickered and ran out. The skeleton was left on its own, and the tiger roared and roared in a shy way. I crossed my finger and looked at Guihai again: "Look at this white-haired er, the name is Guihai Chongming, and you will follow him in the future."
Guihai was stunned at the skeleton, his eyes fluttering. Ke'er was still holding a piece of chopsticks and rice, and she didn't put it in her mouth for a long time.
The skeleton obediently moved to Guihai's side, first looked at Guihai vigilantly for a while, and then tentatively got closer, the two white finger bones were cramped and restless for a long time, and suddenly squatted on the ground, hugged Guihai's calf and put the skull on his knees!
The skeleton cat shyly rubbed the skull against the wave cover of Guihai, a pair of sharp corners had the momentum of picking out the hamstrings of Guihai, and he was stunned to rub the pink star flower magnolia on the top.
"This, this ......" Guihai almost didn't jump up, a pair of mandarin duck eyes were surprisingly wide, and there was a stumbling block on his mouth.
I took a sip of wine, and felt strangely comfortable: "Look at your lonely and miserable, let him be your companion."
Guihai pulled the skeleton away from his legs, grabbed the skeleton's shoulder blades and looked it up and down carefully, and then flicked the horns of the skeleton, and lowered his voice in surprise: "Real bones?"
I shook my head and nodded.
The origin of the skeleton is a bit ...... Make.
He used to be a tiger immortal of the outer five elements, he was not very capable, his temper was quite explosive, and he found a small hill in the area of Daxinganling to occupy the mountain as the king, and his daily hobby was to fight with other wild immortals. Until one time he encountered a hard stubble, his real body was torn apart, not to mention, the original spirit was almost scattered, and he could only cling to the scattered bones, quietly breathing under the noses of the enemy.
At that time, I was looking for precious raw materials suitable for filling tobacco bags and pots on that hill, and one accidentally stepped on him. A tiger bone is buried in half, and he scolds crookedly, and he is afraid that the scolding will be too loud to attract the enemy, so he can only beep and beep quietly throughout the whole process.
It's okay not to know each other, and after a few words, we gradually got acquainted. After hearing that my business has some doorways, the tiger master lost his arrogance, and he annoyed me to take him out of the mountain: "...... kicked your tiger master's bones, either take him out of this broken ground that is not a thing, or he will be a revenge immortal and fight you to the end! ”
I'm not afraid of his threat, but I think that although this thing is a wild fairy, it is not an evil sect, and it is pitiful to pretend to be dead under the nose of the enemy every day, and it is merit to save his life. In this way, the tiger fairy was brought back by me, because there was no place to place it, so I threw this unlucky one into the cellar where Lu Yuange lived for the time being. It wasn't until I was at a loss for the defective skeleton model that I was preparing to return to the sea as an apology, that the tiger bone knocked a few times on the floor of the corner of the cellar: "Baby, fill in your tiger master, you can also move, right?"
I thought about it, and it worked. This product is also a bit of a small way, and I don't know when I can get some help.
I agreed to the tiger fairy's request, and made an agreement with him in three chapters: first, you are not allowed to be a demon; second, where to point to where to fight; The third is that wherever there are people, they must consciously disguise themselves as model props.
The two sides reached an agreement, and the tiger bone was polished into a part of the skeleton. The remaining two large tiger teeth were found in the pit where the tiger bones were buried. I compared it and felt that it was not very coordinated in the skull's mouth, so I made a pair of horns on the model's skull.
"This ......" the mandarin duck stared at the pair of tiger teeth on top of the skeleton's head: "It's too tasteless...... right?"
"Forget it." I filled myself with another cup and compared it to the tiger immortal: "You better follow me."
"Don't mind, don't mind!" Guihai hurriedly grabbed the skeleton and hugged it in his arms, salivating and sneering: "It's very good, it's good, it's really good!"
I looked at the couple with a smile: "In that case, let's give him a serious name." The wild immortals of the outer five elements rarely have a name, this product has always called itself the tiger master, and it is estimated that there is no serious name.
The tiger fairy opened his mouth, his upper and lower teeth were knocked together, and he objected with a click: "Lao Tzu has a name!" Lao Tzu is called Tiger Master! ”
"Bandits!" Guihai shook his head
"No, it's better to call it Wang Daworm......" The man interjected timidly.
"What's the big bug?" The tiger fairy disliked and resisted: "Lao Tzu is a tiger, not an insect!"
"That's a good name! The tiger is the king of beasts, and the big insect is the tiger. We have a famous book in this world, hey, there is really a record in it! Guihai slapped his hand, shook his head and deceived him: "'The big insect saw that he couldn't lift him, and roared, but it was like a thunderbolt in the middle of the day, and the hill also moved', listen! Listen to the big worm in this book, how majestic! ”
The tiger immortal, who is not familiar with the world, probably didn't know that this Jingyanggang fought the tiger, and he was quite proud of the blind break of returning to the sea, and accepted the name Wang Daworm with satisfaction.
"It's done!" I stroked my forehead and waved my hand at the big insect that was happy with me: "In this case, even if you pass the door, you will get along well in the future." There's nothing going on here, you go out and play with the gold and silver. ”
"Master is not here to coax the cubs!" Wang Da Worm crossed his waist and was a little rebellious.
"Hit wherever you want." I lifted my eyelids and reminded him faintly. Wang Da Worm's arrogance suddenly subsided, and he snorted angrily and threw the curtain out.
"It's interesting, come, brothers give you a glass!" Seeing him go out, Guihai picked up the wine cup and smiled a little ruffian.
I picked up the wine cup, but the man took a glass of boiling water and saluted him with care. As soon as the wine was brought to his mouth, there was a sudden commotion outside, and the movement was not small, and it sounded like someone was arguing on the street.
After exchanging glances, I stood up and walked out: "You guys eat, I'll take a look."
My shop is located in the middle of Fengbo Hutong, which is a small alley with an inconspicuous name, and there are not many residents, even a handful of merchants. Including my shop, there are only four stores: a grocery store selling hardware and electrical materials, a small store selling military supplies, and a small building with no signboard name on the diagonal opposite door of mine, mainly selling newspapers, magazines, graphic novels. The shopkeeper's surname is Jiang, he is not very old, he is dressed in black all seasons, and he sits behind a stack of newspapers and magazines all day long, pinching game consoles. The standard equipment is a baseball cap and over-ear wireless headphones, and a hood with a jacket buttoned up on the outside. When I have nothing to do, I nest in his small building and read second-hand comics. When there is a benefit, he does not raise his head and stretch out his hand to receive money, and he does not pay attention to whether others give more or less; When he has no business, he won't stop people from looking at it in vain, you look at yours, I'll play with mine, it's like a Buddha at home.
I often read the white book with a shy face, and I am familiar with him, but I have never said a few words. He was always silent, and when he asked him anything, the most he could do was respond to some "um", "ah", "hmm" and other tone particles, which led me to suspect that he was mute.
When I came out, the proprietress of the hardware store, the old man of the labor insurance store, and some onlookers who ate melons all gathered in front of the small building, and the narrow alley was full for a while.
The proprietress of the hardware store seemed to be pulling someone, and in the confusion I heard her babbling words like "liar" and "conscienceless". She was pulling a tall and burly young man, with a flat head, short bangs, a fancy jacket that was very hip-hop, and a half-new gray hiking bag on his back. Shang Ge Yunton's figure has a Japanese face, and there is no trace of PS, which is strange and disobedient.
And what surprised me even more was that it was not this young man who was arguing with the boss's wife, but Boss Xiaojiang, who had never had a sense of existence. He grabbed the young man's other arm with one hand, and he had a bit of an attitude of fighting against the hardware store proprietress.
"What's going on?" Confused, I twisted my neck and asked the people at the counter, who hid behind the counter and craned their necks for a while because they couldn't show their faces in front of people.
"It seems to be a monk...... Dai Yin stretched his neck and watched the excitement absentmindedly.
"It's a fake monk!" Wearing gold and huddled with her, he looked out with difficulty: "He said that he came to turn into a fate, and the dumb Jiang on the other side was with him!"
"Don't be blind!" Wang Daworm also went over: "I saw that cub has a Buddha fate!"
After all, Wang Daworm has a way, and he shouldn't be mistaken. I probably know that it's nothing more than that the fate has caused trouble, the boss lady thinks that the young man is a liar, and the boss Xiao Jiang chooses to believe the young man.
"What's wrong?" As soon as the curtain was lifted, Guihai and Keren followed. Wearing a golden mouth quickly, he said for a while, and Guihai rubbed his chin and said "oh": "Huayuan? Did he ask someone for money? ”
Wang Da worm clinged to him catly and rubbed his shoulder affectionately: "I didn't ask for money!"
Guihai hurriedly pulled him out.
Wang Daworm desperately resisted and did not forget to add breathlessly: "It's just that the housekeeper asked for a chicken leg ......"