55, I want to be a eunuch (three more ask for recommendation votes)
A flower in front of my eyes.
Mrs. Ye came to an ancient street.
It was night, and there were few people around, only a few drunks walked by with their shoulders hooked.
Ye Tai saw that there seemed to be no one to inquire about information, so he came to a fairly good restaurant, inquired about the boss, and found that those landmark events of turbulent martial arts had not yet happened, so he judged that this was the early stage of the plot.
As for the specific time period in the early stage, there is no way to verify.
So Mrs. Ye opened a room and decided to stay for a while first, and then go tomorrow to inquire about where the plot is developing.
But just as he had finished washing up and was about to fall asleep, he faintly heard the sound of horses' hooves downstairs, and then a cynical voice sounded.
"Big brother, where are you going to take me, I'm old and tough, and my butt stinks, and it's not delicious to make meat buns, and I'm a man, if I want to be sold to a brothel, no one will want me, so it's better to let me go, big brother."
"You better save your breath, we have helped you find a good place, so that you can eat and live without worry, and you can be accompanied by golden branches and jade leaves, and you will be under the same roof with beautiful women day and night."
"How can there be such a cheap thing, my father taught me to be cheap and not greedy, or big brother, you go first...... Ah, what are you doing, big brother. ”
Ye Tai in the house was moved.
I know about it.,This is the time period when the plot has just begun.,And that cynical voice.,It should be the success of one of the protagonists.。
At this time, he was mortgaged to the casino by Zhang Laosan, who lost money, and then he was sold to the palace as a eunuch, but when he was waiting for a clean body in the prison, he discovered the secret passage to the ninth layer of the prison, and met his biological father Gu Santong, so as to obtain all the skills of the ancient three links, as well as the magic skills of King Kong, and all the martial arts of the Eight Great Sects.
Thinking of this, Mrs. Ye hid her bags under the bed, opened the window, and turned out.
Not far away, a carriage dragged three people, two to be exact, and a large jar forward.
The jar was filled with right and wrong, and he only showed one head at the moment, and after begging there to no avail, he began to curse people.
"I'll tell you honestly, I'm not good at anything else, but the curse is very effective, and those who are cursed by me will be cut off from their children and grandchildren, and their backs hurt when they sleep at night, and their buttocks hurt when they get up, and they will beg for a wife like a pig, and give birth to a child like a chicken!"
"I have lost all my children and grandchildren, how can I still have children?" A bald head escorting him said contemptuously.
"Your wife stole a man's birth!"
Syllable!
The bald head slapped him on the head, "Shut up by Lao Tzu, you will know to cry later, don't think about having a wife in this life!" ”
"Wait a minute, big brothers!"
In front of the carriage, a short-haired man in a white shirt blocked their way.
The man in the hat who operated the carriage shouted: "Go away, you still come out to hang out in the middle of the night, aren't you afraid of being sold?" ”
Cheng Shifei also hurriedly said: "Big brother, I see that you are handsome and temperamental, and you come out to hang out so late, you must be here to do chivalrous righteousness, save me, kill this stinky braised egg, I will be right and wrong when you are a reborn parent, every day you curse you to walk and pick up silver, go to the Qinglou and be favored by the Oiran, and give birth to a son must be your own." ”
Syllable!
"Shut up!"
The bald head slapped Cheng Shifei on the head again, looked at Ye Taidao, and said, "You won't really come to save this kid, right?" ”
Mrs. Ye shook her head and said, "No, what the big brother said just now is right, I just want to sell myself, a few big brothers, why don't you sell me together." ”
"Oh?"
The two men looked at each other, then laughed and said, "Brother, do you know where we sold this kid?" Are you in such a hurry to cut off your children and grandchildren? ”
Cheng Shifei also wowed: "Big brother, don't be joking, if you want to save me, hurry up, I still have half a roast chicken at home, if you save me, I will give you chicken legs, I will eat chicken butts myself, and then invite you to drink flower wine in the Qinglou for two days!" ”
Mrs. Ye sighed tentatively: "If my guess is correct, the two eldest brothers sold him to be a eunuch?" ”
The bald man squinted and said, "Yes, what, you also want to be a eunuch?" ”
Unexpectedly, Mrs. Ye was excited when she heard this, and said, "I want to be a eunuch!" I think! Big brother, please trouble you, you must sell me as a eunuch! ”
"What?!"
Including right and wrong, the three were dumbfounded.
Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "Hey, big brother, why can't you think about it so much, did you find out that your son is not your own, it doesn't matter, if you save me, I will help you raise it, don't joke about it." ”
The bald head looked at the excited Mrs. Ye and said, "You really want to be a eunuch?" ”
"Yes! Dream it! ”
"Why?"
Mrs. Ye fell into hesitation at this time, and sighed: "Don't hide it from the eldest brothers, the younger brother has had a distress since he was a child, that is, the brothers below are too big, and it is scary to look at, every day when I sleep, I have to adjust my posture, otherwise I will ...... Alas! It's all tears, I haven't had a good night's sleep since I was six years old, and people laugh at me and laugh at me...... Alas! ”
The few people who had already heard it were dumbfounded, and the bald head stammered and asked, "What are you laughing at, laughing at you?" ”
Ye Tai said sadly: "Laugh at me as a red-clothed cannon!" ”
"Well, isn't that good?"
Mrs. Ye sighed and said: "A few people don't know, men are scared when they see this thing, let alone women, so brother, when I reach this age, I am still a chick!" Looking at the red-clothed cannon every day, I can't wait to enter the palace to be a eunuch! ”
Three: "......"
Now even the success of the cannon is confused, is there really a person in the world who wants to be a eunuch?
Thinking like this, the three of them couldn't recognize looking at Mrs. Ye's crotch.
Ye Taiyun used his internal strength, and a large tent was puffed up in the crotch of his pants.
Hiss~
The three of them took a breath of cool air, and believed most of Mrs. Ye's words in their hearts.
The bald head rolled his eyes and said, "It's okay if we want to sell you, but you can think about it, and there is no turning back if you go in." ”
Cheng Shifei said earnestly: "Big brother, you have such a good talent, you don't have to give money to go to the Qinglou, it's better for you to save me, I'll teach you a way to make money, don't think about it like this." ”
Mrs. Ye looked sympathetic and said, "No! I'm going to be a eunuch! ”
The bald two looked at each other and smiled, this is the silver sent to the door, how can there be no reason not to.
The bald head sighed: "Alas, since this is the case, brother, get in the car, don't worry, don't look at us like this, but we are kind and charitable, we will definitely let you be a eunuch!" ”
"Good! Thank you both! Mrs. Ye jumped into the carriage with a look of feeling.
Cheng Shifei felt that there was a mouthful of old blood in his chest, and he was uncomfortable not spurting it out, he said: "Big brother, how do you look at this, you changed me, you went to be a eunuch, fulfilled your dream, and saved my life, isn't it the best of both worlds?" I will burn incense for you every day, and I wish you to become the chief eunuch. ”