56. You drill first
The two strong men drove the carriage into the Dongchang branch, and then carried the jar containing right and wrong, and came to a eunuch who looked like a supervisor, and Mrs. Ye always followed behind with an excited face.
The two men and the supervisor Sun Gonggong whispered for a while before they turned around with a smile and took the reward.
The bald head patted Mrs. Ye on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't worry, tomorrow you can make your dream come true, and you will become a eunuch supervisor in the future, you must not forget the two of us." ”
Mrs. Ye hurriedly nodded and said, "Thank you, two eldest brothers, I have fulfilled my dream for many years, and the little prince has entered the palace, so he must remember the two great kindnesses." ”
"Hahahaha, no thanks, no thanks!"
The two looked at each other and laughed, and left.
On the side, Grandpa Sun, who was wearing blush, walked up with a bewitching face and said, "Not bad, good, all the color is good, you will follow my grandpa in the future~"
Cheng Shifei still didn't give up and said: "This uncle, what about the two people who brought me in just now, it doesn't represent my personal position, but this eldest brother, he is my friend, he wants to be a eunuch, I won't tell you, my friends, and friends, there are many good-looking and good-looking people who want to be eunuchs, why don't you let me go, I'll bring them to you tomorrow, and whoever you like will take to mess with you?" ”
Grandpa Sun smiled enchantingly: "I paid fifty taels of silver, you are mine now~ There is no shortage of so many eunuchs in the palace, it is enough to have you two~"
Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "I don't want to be a eunuch, please grandson, ah no, grandson, father-in-law~"
Grandpa Sun covered his mouth and smiled: "It's still cheap, it seems that he needs to be trained and trained, come, take him to visit, and then put him in prison, and clean himself tomorrow...... As for you......"
He looked at Mrs. Ye and said, "You don't have to be imprisoned, for the sake of you being so good, let's sleep in the room today." ”
Mrs. Ye shook his head when he heard this: "Grandpa Sun, you should still lock me up with him." ”
"Oh? Why? ”
Mrs. Ye sighed and said: "Actually, although the kid wants to be a eunuch, he can't help but be nervous, Grandpa Sun still put me in prison with him, so that someone can talk to me, as for the environment, it's nothing, anyway, you can enter the palace in the future, and I also try to persuade this brother by the way." ”
Grandpa Sun hesitated for a moment and said, "That'...... Well, if you want to eat something, tell the guards. ”
Cheng right and wrong shouted loudly: "I don't want to be a eunuch, I don't want to be a eunuch!" You adults have a lot of them, let me go, otherwise you will have sores on your mouth when you eat, and pus on your buttocks when you sleep...... Woo woo woo~"
But he was gagged by a little eunuch with something.
Grandpa Sun covered his mouth and smiled: "What? Nothing to plug your mouth in? ”
The little eunuch smiled and said, "Yes, that's why even my father-in-law's underwear is used." ”
"Woo woo woo~"
I'm going to cry when it's right or wrong.
So in this way, after taking the two of them to observe the feathers under the feathers of those who were executed in the palace, they were imprisoned in the prison.
"Hey, don't lock it, open the door, open the door!!"
After Cheng Shifei was pushed into the cell, he kept banging on the cell door, "Whoever doesn't open the door will be cut off and die!" ”
Syllable~
The door opened, and more than a dozen prison guards with knives showed their blades, looked at him viciously, and said, "Aren't you going out?" Get out! ”
Cheng Shifei's expression froze, and he said: "You misunderstood, in fact, he is cursing you, if you want to cut him, cut him." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Ye Tai, who was sitting on the thatch with an indifferent expression.
Boom!
He was met with a punch and kick, and then the jailer closed the door again.
Cheng Shifei's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he said aggrievedly: "Slut! It's so dark, there's no cock to give birth to a son! No, I have to find a way, find a way, I don't want to insert feathers! ”
Mrs. Ye looked at Cheng Cheng who was going around in the cell, and said calmly: "Don't make noise, don't attract them again." ”
Cheng Shifei said with a bitter face: "Big brother, of course you are different, your dream is to be a eunuch, but I haven't asked for a daughter-in-law yet, if my father knows that I am a eunuch, he must beat me to death!" ”
"Aren't you an orphan?"
"Orphans have fathers! Did you pop out of a stone? ”
"That's right, but you can't get out of it if you're making such a fuss."
"Wow, you reminded me, even if I go out, you, a eunuch candidate, will definitely expose me, why don't I knock you out first!"
As he spoke, he punched Ye Tai.
Ye Tai gently raised two fingers, blocked his fist, and lifted him to the ground.
Cheng Shifei sat up on the ground, as if he had seen a savior, and crawled over and said: "Big brother, you used to know martial arts, and you are so strong, I beg you, don't be a eunuch, change your mind, and then take me to kill together." ”
Mrs. Ye looked at the bitter right and wrong, and sighed: "In my life, I am so bad, not only is I a chick, but men don't want to see me, and I don't have any friends outside, so it's better to enter the palace as a eunuch." ”
Cheng Shifei said bitterly: "Yes, Brother Ye, you have been so hard in your life, you will be a eunuch, it's not worth it!" You take me out, I'll be your little brother, and then take you to Hualou to end your virgin career, what do you think? ”
"Really?"
"It's more real than real gold! Or we will become brothers now, your boss, my second, as long as you go out, I will listen to you in the future, even if you eat roast chicken, I will eat chicken butt, and the rest will be for you to eat. ”
Ye Tai thought about it: "That...... All right. ”
"Huh? So happy? Then hurry up and take me out. ”
"But what if you go out and run away? …… Eh, what are you doing? ”
Cheng Shifei climbed over and pulled Ye Tai to the window, where he could just see the moon outside.
He knelt down, looked at the moon, stretched out three fingers, and said, "I swear to the sky that I will be right and wrong, as long as the leaf, the leaf will ......"
"Mrs. Ye."
"Yes, as long as Mrs. Ye can take me out and let me not be a eunuch, I will recognize him as a big brother, the sun and the moon can be seen, in the future, I will eat chicken butts, he will eat chicken legs, I will gnaw bones, and he will eat meat."
Cheng Shifei turned his head, grinned, and looked at Mrs. Ye.
Mrs. Ye also smiled, half-knelt on the ground, and said, "Then the sun and the moon are above, I recognize this little brother." ”
Cheng Shifei immediately stood up and said, "Then big brother, let's go quickly, you also saw it, insert feathers, it's so terrifying!" ”
Ye Tai smiled and said: "This is the Heavenly Prison, in the palace, if you forcibly kill it, you are likely to be hacked to death as an assassin, so let's dig a tunnel." ”
"Dig, the ground, the road? How long do you have to dig it? ”
"Anyway, I promise that I won't let you be a eunuch, so you can just follow me."
"Alright then, let's dig quickly, but what if we don't have tools?"
Mrs. Ye smiled and said, "Use your hands, little brother, you go and dig under the stone bed." ”
"By hand?"
Cheng Shifei stretched out his head, looked at his hand, and said, "How long will it take to dig it?" ”
"Didn't I say, if you don't dig it out, I'll take you out, and I won't let you be a eunuch, you go and try it."
"Oh......"
Cheng Shifei came to the thatched stone bed and pushed it with his hand.
Bang~
I saw that the bricks under the stone bed collapsed inward in an instant, revealing a large black hole.
Cheng Shifei looked confused, turned his head, and asked, "Did you already know that there was a hole here?" ”
Mrs. Ye smiled and said, "You don't care about it, drill it, you drill it first." ”
Ye Tai remembered that this hole leading to the ninth floor of the heavenly dungeon was covered with cobwebs and geckos, and it also happened to need someone to open the way.
"Oh, then big brother, you keep up, I'm afraid of the dark."