"Crackling!"

A long-lost firecracker sound rang out on the street, and in this era of chaos, people who had not woken up thought there was a shootout, and peeked outside, only to find that the road was full of people.

And the middle of the road is even more outrageous, the clothes worn are like filming, the front is wearing yellow and black-edged Taoist robes, one large and one small, with a few disciples, the back is followed by two rows of monks with shaved heads, and the back is actually followed by religious people wearing all kinds of clothes, Christianity, Islam, everything.

In addition to these religious figures, there are also many staff wearing suits and ties on both sides, and their temperament is very tight, either holding white flowers in their hands, or carrying wreaths and couplets.

At the same time, there are beautiful girls carrying baskets and scattering flower petals and paper money into the sky.

As long as the various industries related to the farewell ceremony are gathered here, the most popular ones are naturally Tang Xian'er and He Jumao, just when everyone was wondering what the origin of the person walking in front of them was, someone explained on the side:

"You don't know? It's all spread, he is the Deng Wenfeng who was spread yesterday, all the family members are running companies, and the two masters in the back are from Xiangxi, they are all masters with real skills and abilities, and they are the ones who brought the dead back to life! ”

", this pomp, the level of labor and management will have to be rectified after the end!"

To be honest, this Pure Land on Earth has some ability, and its business ability is indeed strong, and it is not easy for ordinary people to contact so many actors with superb acting skills, and those monks look the same as the real thing, but when they get closer, they hear them while they are praying beads, and they are also chanting multiplication formulas in their mouths.

Specialized.

In two words, it is professional.

It is worthy of a funeral dragon, this set of small companies does not play at all, just to say that the body makeup artist who made up Deng Wenfeng, stunned Deng Wenfeng, who had been dead for several days and smelly, into a young man with a little pale face, and even the big hole in his forehead was covered up by him.

Of course, in normal times, it is impossible to have this battle, most of the audience is to see the excitement, let the dead walk, this thing is simply fantastic, even if there is a living corpse, people still feel unbelievable at this point, a moment of kung fu will spread ten or ten hundreds, including those dignitaries and nobles are curious to run over.

At the same time, in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the three-story building of a hotel, Zhou Hao, who was eating Western food and drinking red wine, was not opposite a girl, but Chen Bingfa, whose phone was about to explode.

"Okay, good, I will definitely give you a lineup, how can it be, I have to ask Mr. Wang to take me more in the future, no matter how big I do, I can't catch up with Mr. Wang."

"Director Yan, oops, brother, I miss you to death, if you don't come out for two days, eh, you don't need to make an appointment, I'm always ready for you, as long as you speak, we'll be there immediately, then you can be busy first, take care of it, ......"

Since ten o'clock this morning, Chen Bingfa's mouth has not been closed, and his smiling face has stiffened, as happy as his father's sudden rejuvenation and finding him a stepmother to give birth to a bunch of younger brothers.

There is no other reason, just because he has developed a new corpse removal business, which has attracted people with good relationships and ordinary relationships to call and make appointments, although there is nothing in vain among these people, but they still make a phone call to try to have a good relationship with him.

"No."

After answering the last call, Chen Bingfa didn't care that the phone was still vibrating, and turned off the phone directly, Zhou Hao smiled with a drink after the meal: "What, a phone call is a pile of money, you let the money run?" ”

"I'm going to have to go crazy after that."

Chen Bingfa seemed to be there

showed off a wry smile: "These dogs, if you want to invite them out for dinner on weekdays, you have to give gifts first, and now they are coming up one by one." ”

"It seems that Boss Chen's hand is going to rise to the top."

"But ......"

Chen Bingfa suddenly made a mistake: "But there are only two masters and apprentices who can drive away the corpses, and the business can't be done, and I can see that you will definitely not stay for long, and after you leave, won't my business be yellow?" ”

"I know what you mean, so I advise you not to bother with this idea."

Zhou Hao looked at the road from the floor-to-ceiling window and said nonsense: "Their ability to raise corpses is innate, only people with the same bloodline as them can learn it, otherwise I would have learned it a long time ago, but don't worry, you can make this business into an emperor package, or come to an auction, there are many people who want to exchange a large price for a chance to chat with their dead family members, of course, you can also do a lottery, in short, it is to build momentum, if it doesn't work, replace it with a real person, other companies do this, there must be some doubts, But it must be true that we do this, anyway, you can't even recognize the with makeup, and it's up to you how to do it, I guess you should have a lot of experience in this area. ”

"Got it!"

Chen Bingfa slapped his thigh as if he suddenly realized, in fact, Zhou Hao knew that he had a plan in his heart, and he just wanted to ask if they could sell this "craft".

After Tang Xian'er sent people all the way to the funeral home, there was a farewell ceremony to do, the chanting of the scriptures, the prayers of the prayers, as for Tang Xian'er, the two of them were different, in addition to chanting the scriptures, but also to origami boat paper people, the first time you have to do a little like a little, I think he was also under the leadership of the master, and he had a few super ceremonies, and the real kung fu was naturally there, but then the Taoist priest was not popular, and he couldn't receive the order at all.

"Big guys, let go, I'm going to extradite Deng Wenfeng's soul across the river now!"

Tang Xian'er spoke very seriously, at this moment, the family members who had been guarding Deng Wenfeng's body were also reluctant to leave, and at the same time, all the curtains were closed, and the lights in the hall were dimmed, making the funeral home even more terrifying.

"At the beginning of people, nature is good, sex is similar, and Xi is far away......"

Reading the three-character scripture in a low voice, no one could hear it anyway, at best it was just a look, and He Jumao pushed a bunch of paper people, paper horses, and paper houses with a small cart, and nodded at him.

"Whew!"

After reading it, Tang Xian'er shouted, and threw out a piece of yellow rune paper out of thin air, and flew straight to the pile of paper people and paper horses, and with a "boom", the car quickly burned.

"Wow! Good kung fu, master! ”

"This is real kung fu!"

A large group of people below are holding stinky feet, but the people who set up the scene are clear, this thing is very simple, the paper is flammable, plus phosphorus powder and gasoline, can the fire not be strong?

After Tang Xian'er lit the fire, he immediately returned to the state of reciting words, walking like a gangbu, and like a rooster taking laxatives, and when he was tired of walking around like a god for a long time, a group of people moved a rectangular glass tank filled with water.

"Jumao!"

As soon as the words were finished, He Jumao took a delicate paper boat and put it into the long glass tank, the paper boat was shaking on the water, there was a glowing white candle on the boat, and the whole tank of water began to become faintly blue light, the water surface was calm and still, but the paper boat was moving forward slowly.

"The filial piety family has a good coffin, and when it comes to coffins, the roots are ancient.

There is a tree on Kunlun Mountain, and the name of this tree is Changsheng

Wood.

The branches and leaves on it are green all year round, and there is a branch facing Beidou.

There is a branch facing Beidou on the top, and a branch piercing the spring soil ...... below."

Tang Xian'er sang the lyrics in a very strange tone and dialect, as if it had magical powers, which affected everyone present, and in the process of singing, the paper boat slowly came to an end.

"The second brother of the sad wind is here, and the door of the secluded sect is open.

The soup turned into a green lotus edict, and the dead turned over to the Dharma platform......"

Just one sentence away, "The time to witness the miracle has arrived", at this moment, a blue door seemed to open in front of the paper boat, and in the eyes of everyone in the audience, the paper boat slowly floated in, and the candle was suddenly extinguished.

"Alright."

Tang Xian'er shook off her Dao robe, saluted around, and said loudly: "After such a long delay, the blessed master has gone to the hidden capital to be reincarnated." ”

"Thank you, Master Wei, thank you, Master Wei!"

Deng Wenfeng's family members rushed forward to thank them, and secretly stuffed a few more red envelopes, and Tang Xian'er naturally accepted them helplessly while refusing.

And Deng Wenfeng's body is still in the coffin on the side, according to Tang Xian'er's words, his soul has gone to the hidden capital, even if he is allowed to move, it is just a walking corpse, his family is still unwilling to spark him, and the Pure Land of the world naturally found someone to arrange a cemetery for them.

In fact, the whole process is full of loopholes, and Tang Xian'er's performance is more like a charlatan, the old god stick, including the mysterious blue door on the water, is nothing more than a few LED light bulbs, but the people present basically believe it all, for no other reason, just because Tang Xian'er can really make the corpse move, and everything he does behind him is naturally convinced.

This is similar to some apps that sell shoes, the truth is mixed, some are true, some are fake, when you buy the real one, of course, you will feel that the second time you buy it is still true, this principle applies to any situation.

This one really beat the popularity, the whole Granmu knows that there is a master named Wei Wireless who can drive out corpses, can be exceeded, many people have seen him send the soul of the dead to the underworld, and it is inevitable that some people will exaggerate a little, just like Zhou Hao back then, who was passed on by the people in the gathering place to be godlike, in fact, he is a half-hanger.

For a few days, the business was busy, but they only took orders during the day, and they went out to be chic at night, speaking of which the body was also a little unbearable, Zhou Hao and Wang Jingjie were relatively restrained, and the two of them went to inquire about the information when they were free, to see if there were any holy bishops or people with light mixed in the Granmu.

"It seems that there are a lot of people who have died recently!"

A week has passed, and they suddenly found that something is abnormal, it stands to reason that no matter how popular the business of chasing corpses is, there is no reason to commit suicide to experience it, right? When I asked about the cause of death, it was because of mutated living corpses, and some of them were only stumps left, and I stupidly asked if I could do the business of driving corpses.

"It's not all because the number of mutated living corpses outside has suddenly increased, and a lot of mutated living corpses can easily climb over from the stone wall, which is similar to Spade, and now the army is also expanding, and there are hundreds of people guarding outside every day, and they don't dare to relax at all with machine guns."

Manager Guo explained the reason, Zhou Hao nodded, anyway, this matter has nothing to do with him, just the money.

Now these people have low requirements, they don't do the business of chasing corpses, as long as they can talk to their dead relatives, even if it is a "transfer", it doesn't matter, so that Zhou Hao wants to open a psychic company, so that the money comes faster, and now it can only be a package service and sell it with a package.

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