"How" the county commander was puzzled. It's not okay to go back to shower and change clothes, and there is no personal freedom here

The county commander said solemnly: "You can't leave here now, it will take an hour to go back and forth, in case the emperor's Luan driver comes in advance, you don't kneel here to greet you, like what, if the emperor investigates, the heads of the two of us will not be enough to cut off." ”

"But the emperor's Luan will only come tomorrow, and I shouldn't be able to delay going back now," the county commander muttered quietly.

"I'm not afraid of 10,000 in everything, I'm afraid of what if." The prefectural order said.

"But if I don't take a shower, I don't change my clothes, I don't comb my hair, I'm very tired. When the time comes, compared with the emperor, won't I become a beggar on the street, your son is so face-saving, do you want me to live?"

The county magistrate smiled slightly: "Then you go directly to the lake to bathe, and then let the official go back to bring you a change of clothes, and then send you a maid to serve you and make up, this is enough, anyway, you will never be able to go back to the yamen, just stay here honestly." ”

The county commander saw that he really couldn't go back like this, so he could only compromise and lower his eyelids.

However, this is not the end, and the county order said: "I didn't call you here to make you an uncle, go and supervise the work, and see if you have ripped the red carpet to make pants, or if you have brought flowers back and put them in your own home." ”

The county commander couldn't help but laugh, then put away the hip-hop, patted the armrests of the chair with both hands, stood up, and then threw himself into the work.

Seeing his son like this, the county magistrate nodded with satisfaction, and then went back to stare at the big and small officials, both depressed and worried.

They were all busy, and the expressions on their faces were all sad.

In any case, the emperor's sudden arrival for no reason is the most torment for these officials, big and small. Some scratched their heads, and a few strands of hair were missing.

Unconsciously busy until the evening, the group hurriedly ate dinner, and then rested in the simple tents they set up. This is a great car ready to get up and kneel to meet the emperor at any time.

After the county commander got his father's consent, he ordered the double reed attendant to go back and get back the light blue robe that was the most attractive to wear. Then I invited Aunt Liu, who was the best at grooming, to come over.

In the past, he always knew that Aunt Liu was the best at grooming, but Aunt Liu's age was there, so he would rather find some young women with hands but beautiful looks to groom himself.

Even if it's a guinea pig, it's not hesitating.

But this time is different, he wants to meet the current emperor. He is not willing to be compared to the emperor, it is deserved, but it can't be lower to the dust, so he must be the best in both clothing and makeup.

That's why Aunt Liu was enabled this time.

After the double reed followed the order and left, the county commander came to a secluded place, then ripped off his clothes, and jumped into the lake.

First the backstroke, then the breaststroke, then a few dog planings, then the freestyle as you like, and finally a little tired, so I floated on my back on the lake.

Speaking of which, the overseer is tired enough today. And I didn't expect someone to really intercept a red carpet and make it dense. The county commander asked the man what he was doing with this red cloth, but the man twisted and said, "In the year of your birth, make a red pants."

When the county commander heard it, the whole person was not good at that time, he always thought that his father was talking nonsense, but he didn't expect to be really touched by him, it was really spicy.

After floating in the lake for half an hour, the cool, silky and smooth lake water brought away the last trace of fatigue on his body, and the county commander seemed to be resurrected on the spot, full of energy.

When he saw that there was no one around, he swam to the shore and walked to the bluestone platform under the big tree.

There used to be his clothes there, but now there wasn't even a woolen yarn.

The county commander was shocked at the time, who is still stealing other people's clothes, especially stealing the clothes of bathers, is this to let people run naked

The county commander scratched his fluffy hair angrily, and then remembered that he was still in a primitive state.

No, it's not as good as a primitive man, who at least wears a short skirt of animal skin.

The county commander hurriedly covered his hands and retreated into the lake. He thought about it and swam all the way along the shore of the lake.

After a while, he finally met a passing officer, and he hurriedly swam over.

When he got closer, he realized that the official had come to the lake to relieve himself.

The county commander suddenly felt his scalp explode. Didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out today, why did everything go wrong?

He thought about it, and quickly swam to the upstream of the little servant, and then he was relieved, and then he waved and shouted as he swam: "Hey the servant, come here"

By this time it was already dark.

Halfway through the dismissal, Leng Buding heard someone calling him in the lake, and he was frightened at that time.

He had the courage to peek at it, and saw a fair-skinned man with long, messy fluffy hair on his head, and he was so frightened that he immediately broke off, and then turned around and ran away.

While running, he shouted: "Water ghosts have water ghosts"

The county commander was angry: "Such a timid official is really a waste of food in the yamen." If I find out who he is, I'll have to fire him."

The county commander muttered for a long time, and finally thought about it, and still swam along the lake as usual, praying to find a living person.

As he was looking for it, he saw countless torches lit up in the dark woods, and then these torches clearly outflanked the lake.

The county commander was a little puzzled, what was going on, so many torches were as bright as day, wouldn't he be gone

So the county commander hurriedly gave up the backstroke, because the front was gone, and he also gave up the breaststroke, because the back might also be gone.

In the end, the county commander simply floated on the shore, revealing only one head.

Not long after, the officials walked to the edge of the lake with torches. They are all looking down for something.

At this moment, the county commander heard the voice of the double reed attendant: "I have searched carefully, the county commander may have been taken away by the water ghost." Don't be afraid of water ghosts, ghosts are afraid of the light, so take a torch to shine on it."

When the county commander heard this, he was immediately confused. He was captured by the water ghost, how did he not know how there could be such a rumor

After thinking about it, the county commander suddenly understood, maybe it was passed by the official who was relieved by the lake just now.

The rumor that the official claimed to have met a water ghost by the lake, and that he had bathed for a long time and did not return, and then he was captured by the water ghost, was born.

What's going on, the county commander just wants to arrest the double reed follower and beat him up.

This is unfounded, why do you say that you were captured by the water ghost and still have a nose and eyes.

If this is spread out, how will he tease his sister in the future, and when he sees him, he will turn around and run away in fright, after all, he is a man who has been teased by water ghosts.

The county commander Gongzi hid under the bushes by the lake, and when he heard the voice of the male duck of the double reed follower getting closer and closer, he suddenly said in a cold voice: "Shuanggong, this son has a good bath and swims in the lake, why are you spreading rumors that this son was captured by the water ghost"

As soon as these words came out, the scene was quiet.

The officials who were chattering and looking for people suddenly seemed to be silenced. The voice stopped abruptly, and even the movements stiffened on the spot.

But this state lasted only two or three seconds, and then a scream of "ghost, ghost" was heard, and then the servants threw torches and turned around to scatter the birds and beasts.

Even the double reed attendants were squeezed back by the panicked officials.

The county commander saw that the situation was a little out of control, and it didn't develop according to his imagination. So he hurriedly shouted, "Shuanggong, bring me my clothes, which are the light blue ones." There are also these officials who escaped, and they were deducted for three months one by one. ”

The officials couldn't hear the voice of the county commander, but the double reed attendant really heard it. He hurriedly responded: "Son, wait a minute, I'll go get it." ”

Then he shook off the scuds and left the panicked servants behind.