The county commander guessed: "Dad, is there some big official who has come to investigate you?" ”

The county commander shook his head: "It's not an official." I don't know what he's doing here. ”

Isn't the official still afraid of his wool?

When the county commander heard this, he was completely relaxed at this time, turned around and sat on the Taishi chair, and raised Erlang's legs.

He smiled and said, "If that's the case, Dad, you're making too much of a fuss and worrying about the sky." And this long red carpet, it's too wasteful, keep this money to go to the restaurant downstairs, listen to small songs, and eat some delicious food, isn't it fragrant? ”

The county commander father rolled his eyes: "If you say these things in front of that person, I don't have your son, don't pull me if you want to die." ”

"Dad, who's coming? You haven't said it yet. The county commander looked fearless, shaking Erlang's legs while taking a bunch of grapes and eating them.

The kind that even the plates are served.

The county magistrate's father squinted his eyes slightly, and then said word by word:

"The person who came is the current emperor!"

"Poof!" As soon as the county commander heard this, the grapes that had just been put in his mouth were sprayed out like bullets.

Coupled with the potato-like face plate of the county commander, he lives like a potato shooter in clothes.

The county commander couldn't help but feel a little proud: "Do you have times when you're afraid?" ”

The county commander only looked stunned, and he didn't care about arguing with his father. He wiped a handful of grape pomace from his face, and then said seriously: "Dad, is it really fake?" This is no joke. ”

The county magistrate also seemed to be a little tired because of the continuous high tension in his spirit, he collapsed on the Taishi's chair and said: "The emperor's matter, do you think my father dares to joke about it?" ”

The county commander was still in disbelief.

He put the grape plate back in its place with a trembling hand, straightened up, took a few deep breaths, and then looked at Daddy very seriously, and asked in the most sincere tone:

"Dad, it's not that my son doesn't believe you, but this thing is too absurd. The emperor is an old man and a noble ninety-five, how can he come to our small county town in the poor countryside? Isn't that illogical? ”

"It's illogical, but official documents don't falsify." The county magistrate said, beckoning to the master on the side: "Master, you bring the official document to him to see." ”

The master hurriedly walked over with the official document in both hands, and his cautious appearance was like the most devout believer holding a Buddha statue.

The county commander also seemed to be moved by the master's serious attitude, he hurriedly sat upright, and then stretched out his hands to pick it up.

The master did not hand over the official document to the county commander, but hesitated for a moment, and said with an embarrassed face: "Childe, it stands to reason that you have to kneel on the street." This is an official document sent by the emperor today. ”

When the county commander heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched. It stands to reason that he doesn't have to kneel to receive official documents. This unwritten rule was created by officials big and small in order to curry favor with the powerful.

The boy has gold under his knees, and it stands to reason that the county commander will never join forces with the stream. Whoever wants to stammer, who kneels, he doesn't kneel! It's that hard.

But there was one exception. That is the emperor today.

This is the most unprovoked Lord in the world.

As soon as he heard that the other party was the emperor, the prince of the county order couldn't be tough even if he wanted to.

I saw that the county commander shook his skirt without hesitation, and respectfully bent his knees and knelt on the ground.

The county commander father couldn't help but roll his eyes with some disdain when he saw his son who had always been tough kneeling so happily. It turns out that there is no real stubble in this world at all.

The so-called hard stubble is because he has not yet encountered a harder stubble than him.

The county commander knew that his father was looking at him with disdain at this time. However, he comforted himself that this was a person who knew the times as a handsome man, so he was calm and calm, and then raised his hands above his head to receive the official document.

The standard action can be used as a teaching material for slapping sycophants.

The county commander Daddy simply didn't see it. He felt that the son who had always been a man in his heart had passed away with the wind.

The master saw that the county commander knelt well, so he respectfully handed over the documents to the county commander's hand.

The county commander took the paperwork, still kneeling, and then put the paperwork on his knees, and seemed to pray reverently, and then respectfully opened the paperwork.

The county commander saw it and couldn't wait to give his son a thumbs up on the spot. His son's dog-legged operation, even after more than 10 years of county ordering, he is a little ashamed.

The county commander carefully read the official document and determined that it was really the emperor who was coming.

His gaze fell on the last jade seal, his mood was the kind that could not be calm for a long time, and his blood was boiling, and his gaze was getting more and more enthusiastic.

Emperor! I didn't expect a little person like him to see the emperor.

Also, it must be cool to be an emperor, right? When did he also have an emperor addiction?

The county commander's father saw his son's gaze fixed on the jade seal, as if he was stuck with 502 glue. And that gaze is getting more and more greedy, and there seems to be a restless factor in it.

The county commander suddenly panicked. This son who is not afraid of death, I'm afraid he didn't think about addicting the emperor, right?

To be honest, everyone has ever thought about addicting the emperor, but can we not show that meaning so obviously?

What's the difference between you and giving away someone's head?

So the county magistrate hurriedly coughed, and then said, "Master, you can put away the paperwork." ”

The master nodded yes, then respectfully took the paperwork with both hands as usual, then placed it on a delicate box, and finally placed the box on the offering table.

Incense and candles were lit on the offering table, as well as various tributes, meat and vegetables.

The county commander pouted, his eyes a little sour. Everything in the emperor is good, just a piece of paper, just because it was issued by the emperor, it was enshrined like this.

Alas! Why are people so good to be born in the emperor's family.

The more the county commander thinks about it, the more sour it becomes, originally he was one of the best sons in this county, the invincible and lonely kind of master.

But this person just can't stand the comparison of people.

Compared with the emperor, this person has to die more than a man.

The county commander walked over, patted the head of the county commander, and said in a serious voice: "Put away your greedy eyes!" Want to die, don't you? ”

The county commander patted his knees, and said as he stood up: "What kind of greed is my eyes? Is this clearly sour? It is envy and jealousy, and there is no hate. ”

"Do you dare to hate?" The county order ridiculed.

The county commander sighed, and then lay down on the Taishi chair a little decadently. I have to say that today's blow was a bit big. In the past, he may have prided himself as the pride of the sky, but compared with the emperor, is it the mud in the ground?

With such a big gap, even people with excellent psychological quality are afraid that they will be a little unbearable.

The county commander rubbed his forehead with his hand and asked weakly: "Dad, why are you calling me so urgently?" ”

"The emperor is coming, don't you come to talk?" The county magistrate said confidently.

The county commander was a little speechless: "Dad, but the official document says that the emperor will not arrive until tomorrow morning." You shouted at me so urgently, didn't you know that my son was almost angry by Ma Dian's back. ”

The county commander was a little unreasonable, but he still said with a straight face: "That's the emperor, we naturally have to do everything as soon as possible to prevent or respond to some emergencies." Today, the main thing is to spread the red carpet all the way to the Yamen, and then repair the branches along the red carpet, and plant some flowers on some sections. Speaking of which, the time is really tight. ”

"Okay!" The county commander had no choice but to compromise, he thought for a while and said: "Dad, in order to show respect to the emperor, I have to go home and take a bath, change my clothes, and then comb my hair and powder something......

The county magistrate didn't wait for his son to finish speaking, so he waved his hand: "No!" ”