Chapter Ninety-Six: Molesting the Second Child
When the second locust was about to finish counting the laps, he suddenly heard the perilla mantis shouting:
"I've been caught by you, and I'm throwing in the towel.
The locust brother who is circling outside the tree, you have worked hard, please come in and rest for a while, drink some water and eat something delicious.
I'll take you to find that 'flying demon' again. ”
When the second locust heard this, he was immediately overjoyed:
"Boy, you have finally learned to be smart, and you also know that it is not easy for you to go around in circles outside.
The gentleman is really dry and tired now, and he wants to drink some water and eat something.
Yes, you kid has a good job.
When I go back, I will definitely propose to the deputy commander of the Air Force, Wu Changmao, that you be the deputy commander of the Locust Alliance. ”
Why can the second locust only hear the cry of the perilla, but not the boss's cry?
Because their boss's voice is low and hoarse, and Shiso's voice is broad and loud, after all, it is learning to sing Peking Opera.
As the stupid and stupid dick threw himself into the leaves, he fell into the trap with a poof.
The second locust was dazed, and said to himself, "Why are there so many cobwebs here?" Am I in the wrong place? ”
"No, you're not wrong." A large female spider crawled over to her and said, "We're the one who caught you." If you don't come from the net, how can I have such a good mouth to eat your delicious meal? ”
Then, the mother spider quickly crawled onto the back of the second locust and prepared to give it an injection, not a preventive injection, but a fatal injection.
"Wait" suddenly sounded, and the mantis Shiso crawled out and said, "I still have a few words to ask it." When you're done asking, it's not too late for you to eat it again. ”
The mother spider said impatiently:
"Big Brother Mantis, you have to ask quickly.
My stomach was so hungry that I forgot my name when I saw this fool fall into my net.
Now, my hara can't stop flowing down. ”
"Okay." Zi Su said, "I'll ask quickly, I won't delay your meal." ”
Then it asked the second locust, who was about to become someone else's delicacy, "Hey! I ask you, why are you proposing that I be the deputy commander of the Locust Alliance? ”
When the second child heard this, he thought that Zi Su was interested in the deputy commander of the Locust Cooperative Army, and he must grasp this life-saving straw now, so he bargained: "If you let me go, I promise to make you the deputy commander of the Locust Cooperative Army, and this matter is on me." ”
When the mother spider heard this, she said anxiously: "Brother Mantis, don't be fooled. It lies to you. ”
The perilla mantis glared at her, and then said, "Adults are not allowed to interject when they speak." ”
The mother spider pursed her mouth and looked at Shiso angrily, not daring to make a sound anymore.
Zi Su said to the second locust again: "What you said is this, I want to see if your answer satisfies me." You answer my question first. ”
The second locust elder said: "That's the case, our locust army is referred to as the 'locust army', and those armies that assist us in our work are, of course, the 'locust army'. ”
Zi Su asked again: "Then why only let me be the deputy commander and not the commander?" ”
The second locust said hesitantly: "Because you just went there, I can't let you carry too heavy a burden." You see, until now I was only the vice-captain of the 'Zero Fighter' squadron. ”
Zi Su hit the nail on the head and said, "I think you are afraid that I will become the commander of the 'Locust Cooperative Army', you are jealous." ”
After saying that, he said to the mother spider, "Now you can eat it." This guy doesn't have half the truth in his mouth, and his conscience is greatly broken. ”
The second locust was frightened and hurriedly said, "Grandpa Mantis, spare your life!" If I tell a lie, there will be five thunderstorms. ”
Shisu didn't want to look at the locust anymore, so he immediately spread his wings and flew away.
Next, the mother spider performs her needle stunt, and then feasts on the delicious meal of the locust second.
That afternoon, Shiso and his spider sisters easily eliminated a squadron of enemy Zeros.
Until the evening, the enemy did not appear again.
However, Shiso is not in a hurry at all.
It sensed that the battle had just begun, and that there were more and more fierce battles waiting for it in the future.
So, it asked the mother spiders, who had not yet eaten a delicious meal, to move with it to another low tree nearby and weave more cobwebs for the battle that might come tomorrow.
Shiso thought that these spiders alone were not enough, and that he had to call more spiders at night, especially some big spiders.
Today, because her little needle was not hard enough or her strength was too small, the little spider did not stick the needle into the locust's flesh, and almost let the locust break free from the spider's web and escape.
Fortunately, Shiso arrived in time to cut the unlucky guy in two, resulting in his tragic life.
In the evening, only seventeen squadrons of the "Zero fighters" returned, and one squadron did not return.
The deputy commander of the Air Force, Wu Changmao, thought that the squadron that did not come back might have lost its way in the forest because it was too playful, and had to camp temporarily in the field after nightfall.
Therefore, it didn't pay much attention to this, but just told the other squadrons to keep an eye out for the locust squadron that had not returned.
The next morning, a squadron of "Zero fighters" flew in again, and they were not at all vigilant, as if they had gone for a walk in their back garden.
When Shiso saw it, he immediately flew out of a small tree full of traps, landed on the outermost leaf, and said to them, "Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, are you here for a walk, or are you here to find someone? ”
A big locust said, "You kid is right, could it be that you are a roundworm in our stomachs, and you know what we are thinking." ”
Shisu continued, "I also know that you are looking for a squadron of 'Zero fighters' that did not return last night. ”
"Ahh Do you know where they are now? Tell us quickly. The enemy squadron leader hurriedly said.