Chapter Ninety-Five: Teasing the Locust Army
Shisu said calmly: "Either you accept my conditions, or you kill me." I don't care, the initiative is in your hands anyway. ”
The locust head thought to himself, what condition is this? This kid seems to be really not afraid of death, so I'll ask what the conditions are first.
So it asked, "What conditions?" If there is a fart, let it go. ”
Shisu said, "Let's play a little game of hide and seek first." ”
Then he pointed to the dwarf tree where the trap had been laid and said:
"Do you see this little tree behind me?
I'll hide inside and see if you can find me in the shortest possible time.
If you can find me in the shortest possible time, then you win.
I will tell you all the things I know. ”
The head of the locust asked, "Isn't this just hide and seek?" It's as simple as that? Is there a time limit? ”
"Of course," said Shiso, "let one of your brothers run ten laps around this little tree, and it will be effective to find me within ten laps." May I? ”
The head of the locust said, "No problem. Let's get started! ”
"Okay." Shiso turned around and flew into the leaves behind him.
The locust head hurriedly said, "Second brother, you are responsible for going around this tree. The other brothers went in with me and caught the stinky boy and began. With that, it took the lead and rushed into the leaves of the small tree in front of it, and the other locusts flew in after him.
The second locust began to fly around the small tree.
Of course, perilla does not fly to the branches, and wherever there are many leaves, it will burrow wherever it goes.
However, the locusts did not know what was going on, and thought it was an ordinary game of hide and seek, and wanted to fly to the branches of the trees to rest first.
Unexpectedly, this place was already full of traps, and after a while, the locusts fell into the cobwebs one after another and couldn't get out.
When the locust saw that he was trapped in a spider's web and could not move, he immediately realized that he had been deceived, and hurriedly shouted: "We have been fooled, there are traps everywhere, brothers, get out quickly." ”
Unfortunately, it was too late at this time, and when the mother spiders saw it, they were all overjoyed, and they all ran up to inject the locusts.
With this injection, the prey will quickly paralyze to death, and then the muscles will melt into the delicacy of spiders.
At this time, a female spider that is not very large crawls on the back of a locust and is about to prick the locust with a needle.
Who knows, but the locusts begged for mercy: "My aunt, no, my own grandmother, please don't give me injections, okay?" You will spare me this cheap life. In the next life, I will definitely find a way to repay you for saving your life. ”
The mother spider smiled and said, "Grandma, I don't want you, the turtle grandson, to repay in the next life, it's too vain." As long as I have your fat body, you can repay me in this life. ”
The locusts were frightened and hurriedly said, "Won't my little life be gone?" ”
The mother spider says:
"If you don't die, you don't die. In the next life, I will be a good person again.
You don't have to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, smoke, and 'have all five poisons' like in this life.
That's what you just said, but I heard it with my own ears.
Now I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'll prick you first. ”
As the locust shouted "help", the mother spider pricked it with a needle, only to find that the needle could not be pierced.
Suddenly, she said anxiously: "Sisters, come and help me!" The skin is so thick that my needle can't get in. ”
A female spider said, "Sister, you are really an unfortunate person, such a delicious delicacy is in front of you, but you can only look at it but not eat it." ”
The little female spider hurriedly begged, "Sister, don't be angry with me." Sister, I beg you, borrow your big poison needle and use it, is it okay? ”
The big female spider said, "Then I'll have to wait until I've eaten and drunk enough, sister." ”
Seeing this, the locust said, "Please, two aunts and grandmothers, you two will not make trouble." Wouldn't it be much easier to just let me go? ”
The little mother spider said angrily, "Don't you think. In the next life, maybe in the next life I will let you go. ”
The locust said bitterly, "Ouch! Why am I so unlucky? It fell into the hands of you murderous heroines. My life is so miserable! ”
It seems that I haven't been stabbed to death by your poisonous needle, and people will be angry with you first. ”
The little mother spider said mockingly:
"It's not bitter, it's not bitter at all.
Have you forgotten how jolly you were just now?
I have enjoyed all the food, drink and merry.
It's like our spider sisters, what kind of days do you live every day, you have the last meal, and you don't have the next meal.
I finally met you with this delicious meal today, do you think I can let you go?
Am I a stupid girl? ”
The locust sighed and said, "You're not stupid, I'm stupid." Who made me throw myself into the net? ”
After thinking for a while, the locust finally came to his senses:
"Ahh I know.
We fell for that kid.
That kid must not be a good thing, he has already set a trap and deliberately lured us into the bait.
We've all been tricked. ”
The little mother spider said:
"You're talking about Big Brother Mantis.
That's right, to lure you idiots into taking the bait.
For your feast, our sisters were called up by the big brother praying mantis to weave spider webs and set traps before dawn, and they waited for you for most of the day.
Do you think we're easy?
You really don't have a backache when you sit and talk, and a full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. ”
Locust Qi Pole Road:
"So, you eat me more reasonably than me, and you don't allow me to be called Qu Ge.
How can there be such an unreasonable mother-in-law as you in the world?
It's infuriating. ”
Just when the little mother spider was crawling on the back of the big locust and arguing with it, the second locust who circled the small tree around the low tree, while panting and flying, silently counted the number of laps in his heart: one, two, three...... Seven, eight, nine.