Chapter 108: Capturing the Prime Minister Alive
Unexpectedly, this prime minister's official residence is actually located on a small hill (to humans, it is actually a small dirt bag), like a small castle that is subject to wind on all sides, that is, the wind can blow here from all directions.
I really don't know what I think about crying and fart, and I would choose such a shabby place as its prime minister's official residence.
Is it because this place is on high ground, and you can hear a fart in all directions?
No wonder crying and farting can climb to the high position of the prime minister, it turns out that he went up by farting, maybe he still went up while crying.
As a matter of fact, the prime minister is relatively good at economic operation and management, but he knows almost nothing about military operations and management, and in addition to his high trust in hundreds of thousands of urban defense troops, his prime minister's office is almost as good as being unfortified.
But why was the palace so well defended?
The king did this because he was afraid that a sinister careerist would usurp the throne, to prevent his own rebellion.
In short, the defense of the city is to prevent the invasion of foreign enemies, and the defense of the palace is to prevent insiders from "usurping the party and seizing power" to seize the throne.
Crying and farting is not afraid that insiders will take away its prime ministership, because it is appointed by the king, and the term of office is only one year, and it will be appointed by the king after the expiration of the term.
May be re-elected, but not more than three terms.
This is its third time as prime minister and the last time it has been re-elected, and by next spring, it will no longer be qualified to be prime minister. So, it didn't expect anyone to hit its idea at all.
At this moment, in the dead of night, the Prime Minister's Office is brightly lit.
It turned out that they tied a lot of fireflies together to make candles and put them in various rooms to light them, so that they could work until late and go to bed.
But even if it is asleep, the candles will not be extinguished, because the fireflies will not turn off their lights at night, and will automatically turn off the luminaires until it is dawn.
It seems that I can only sleep with the lights on at night, but fortunately, I am used to crying and farting.
Because of the light here, and the crying and fart not being taken seriously, the defense is extremely lax.
Originally, a thousand ant soldiers were not enough, but now everyone simply went to sleep, leaving less than a hundred fart soldiers standing guard and guarding in all directions, and there were only twenty fart soldiers guarding each side, and even the patrol team slept.
The Night Raid Commando only needs to deal with one of these twenty fart sentry posts.
Seeing this, the commando captain gunner Wang decided to take 30 commandos himself and go in to capture the prime minister crying and farting alive, while the deputy captain took the remaining 40 team members to cover the left and right sides to block the reinforcements that the enemy might send.
Then, the captain of the gunner, Wang Wang, with thirty spider commandos, quickly rushed into the prime minister's palace and cleanly killed the twenty fart guards.
When they came to a large room, a female spider suddenly rushed out and asked, "What kind of 'man', what are you?" It turns out that she is the spider who is responsible for tying up fireflies, and every large room with fireflies has a female spider like this.
The two commandos didn't bother to talk, so they rushed up to attack one left and one right, and killed the female spider in the blink of an eye.
This is true for every time you enter a large room.
In the end, in one of the biggest and best rooms, they caught the Prime Minister crying and fart, and without saying a word, they tied him up with spider silk and took him away.
Soon they retreated all the way to the rendezvous outside the city.
The last sneak attack on the twenty commandos of the enemy's army headquarters unfortunately alarmed the enemy and was besieged.
In the first place, they also skillfully avoided enemy checkpoints and patrols, but the further they went, the more enemies there were, after all, the army headquarters and the city defense force base camp were very close together, and this was simply the "Longtan Tiger's Den".
There are not only sentry posts and patrols, but also clerks, handymen, and field soldiers, and even in the middle of the night, there are some soldiers roaming here.
Unfortunately, the commando team happened to meet a group of such indiscriminate guys, and they started fighting.
As soon as he was not careful, he alarmed two or three patrols in the vicinity.
As a result, the more the assault team fought, the more enemies they fought, until they were finally surrounded by the enemy. This is not hundreds of thousands of ants, but tens of thousands or even more ants, and in the end they are exhausted and only captured.
Fortunately, the 10 commandos who eliminated the "Locust Air Force Fighters" found that the situation was not good, and promptly withdrew from the outskirts of the city to report the news, so that they were spared a disaster.
When it was almost dawn, Shisu, who was waiting outside the city, finally received information from all sides, knowing that the operation was basically a failure, and although half of the task was completed, the most important task of capturing the big stomach king alive was not completed.
Now twenty commandos have also been lost. Ay! Shisu didn't expect that the task would be so difficult!
Since the task has not been completed, I can only interrogate the crying and fart to understand some specific situations.
"Are you the prime minister crying and spanking?" Shiso asked.
"That's right, if a man doesn't change his name or surname, I'm just crying and slapping fart. Who are you? Crying and farting replied with tentacles.
"My name is Shiso."
"Who is Shiso?"
"It's the 'Flying Demon' you are talking about. Ay! However, now that I'm old, I'm useless, and I can't fly. ”
"Ahh You're the 'Flying Hero' we've recruited? Crying and farting in surprise, he danced his tentacles and said, "Aren't you coming to take up the post of National Defense Councilor and Deputy Commander of the Air Force?" Then what are you doing with me in the middle of the night? Want to rebel or not? This series of questions confused him by crying and fart, and he didn't understand it.
Faced with this crying fart who was still in the dark, Zi Su thought for a while and said slyly: "Because I was worried that you might harm me, I arrested you and asked about the specific situation, so I can rest assured!" ”
"How could we harm you? Our big stomach king has always been an honest and trustworthy person, and he will never harm any person who has surrendered to sincerity. ”
"Really? Why am I so unbelieving? ”
"That's it, believe it or not."