Chapter 109: Prisoner Exchange
"Oh well. Even if what you say is true, there is no way I will take office. Because I don't have more than a few days to live. Shiso said.
"Oh! I remember. You praying mantis can't survive the winter, and your lifespan is short. Hi! You see, we have done some foolish things, and we have spent so much manpower and material resources to recruit you short-lived ghost at all costs, how stupid and worthless it is! Crying and farting suddenly danced with tentacles and said.
"Do you ants often do this kind of foolish thing?" Shiso asked.
"Hey! Even our gods and humans often do foolish things, such as: inventing advanced weapons to kill each other, inventing intelligent robots that are more intelligent and capable than themselves to destroy human beings themselves, and so on. What's more, we ants who are too far behind humans? ”
"Oh! That's right. Now I'd like to ask you a little bit of your personal question, okay? ”
"What's wrong with me personally? Just ask if you want. ”
"How do you come up with the name 'Crying Fart'? Is there a reason? ”
"Hey! It's funny to say, because I've loved to cry since I was a child, and once I started crying, I kept farting.
That's why my parents named me 'Crying Fart'.
There are many people in our family who have a status in the country and love this 'fart'.
Although the gods and humans don't like this 'fart' word very much, saying 'you fart' is to scold you for talking nonsense.
But in our Ulan, 'you fart' means 'you're right', and 'you're farting' means 'you're too right'. ”
"Oh! I see! What do you mean by having your Prime Minister's official residence on top of a hill? ”
"There is a leak of wind on all sides of the mountain, so you can be the first to know when the weather is getting colder. This is an effective way for me to urge myself to complete the task of raising grain and grass for the winter as soon as possible. ”
"Why do you have so few guards?"
"First, it's the busiest season for our ants, and even most of my guards have been sent out to carry grain and grass, so I really don't have the ability to increase our defense.
Second, I can't think of anyone who would be so cold to me. Except, of course, you. ”
"See, then, if I exchange you for my twenty brothers, will your big stomach lord agree?"
"It's hard to say.
Personally, I think that the big stomach king should agree, after all, I have also contributed a lot to it in the past few years, and it should remember me.
But it is difficult to say about the cabinet ministers, especially those who covet my throne.
Although I will definitely step down next year, no one can guarantee that the big stomach king will not make an exception next year to use my old horse.
Even if the Big Stomach King appointed my deputy or cronies as Prime Minister, they would not agree. ”
"I'm going to give it a try anyway." Shisu said, turning to the commandos next to him and said, "Which of you is willing to send a message to the Big Stomach King for me, and say that we are willing to exchange their prime ministers for our twenty captured members." ”
"Let me go, Commander-in-Chief." Commando captain gunner Wang said.
"You can't go, you have to stay and lead everyone back for me. If they are detained without faith, it will be troublesome. Shisu explained, "Let's just send a clever imp to take your place." ”
After a while, a thief-headed squad member stood up and said, "Otherwise, let me go." I promise to complete the task. ”
"What's your name, little ghost?" Shiso asked.
"Everybody calls me the Thousand-Hand Spider."
"Why such a strange name?"
"Because I love to move and can't sit still, I like to crawl around, and I'm also very clever, I react quickly, and I crawl fast, as if I have a thousand hands."
"You remember the thousand-handed spider for me, and I'll be back as soon as I finish bringing the message.
Don't delay! If they detain you, you'll have to find a way to get out on your own, and we may not be able to save you.
If you don't come back in one day, we'll get out of here.
If you can get out later, don't come here and go home. Do you understand? ”
"I see. Then I'm gone now. Then the Thousand-Armed Spider turned around and hurried towards Kyoto City.
It was already dawn when a commando observation post came back and reported, "A lot of brown ants are coming at us from the direction of Kyoto." Commander-in-chief, what to do? ”
Crying and farting danced with tentacles and said, "Look, you're in trouble." It's all because you're too impulsive. Where are you going? ”
Shisu said, "We all retreated into the dense forest. Come on! ”
After a while, the shiso and the others quickly retreated into the dense forest.
They looked out from the depths of the dense forest and found that all they came were the enemy's city defense troops, densely packed layer after layer.
It seems that some of the arrested team members must have defected and collaborated with the enemy.
Otherwise, the enemy would not have come so quickly. What to do? Is it surrender, or is it a breakthrough? Shiso kept thinking.
Not long after, another commando came running and reported: "A large ant colony has also been found on the left side of the jungle. ”
After a while, another commando came running and reported: "There are also a lot of ant soldiers on the right side of the jungle. ”
It seemed that they had to retreat to the mountain behind the dense forest, and then Shisu asked the commandos to quickly retreat to the back and run into the mountain.
However, when they crossed the dense forest and crossed a small river behind the dense forest, they found that there were enemy ambushes everywhere on the mountain not far away.
Now there are enemies on almost all sides, what to do? Hand over the crying and fart to see if you can make everyone break through.
Thinking of this, Zi Su sent a commando to the commander-in-chief of the enemy army and said, let's let the prime minister cry and fart, can we exchange a way out.
But the commander-in-chief of the enemy army, Lieutenant General Thigh, said that according to the instructions of his superiors, it can destroy us regardless of life and death, as long as we do not surrender.