He Zhenren thinks it is a very difficult thing to do, grandpa came to be a lobbyist and took a slap to solve the matter, he was quite happy, but everyone was happy about this matter, promised someone a phoenix, and sent a grass chicken, even if this grass chicken will place an order, it is also a loss, Li Daring is still a powerful ghost who kills people at every turn, a slap is really cheap, he packed up his things and ran back to the village to find He Zhenren to report the good news.

Because he was in a good mood, grandpa took the initiative to greet everyone on the road, but grandpa found it strange that everyone looked at him with a very strange expression, and they were staring at his face, grandpa wondered, could it be that this slap just now had a slap print?

But he touched his face, and he felt very smooth, could it be that everyone still hated the death of those three young people? Grandpa didn't care, so he rushed to the cowshed, and met the second baby on the road, after the second baby saw his grandfather's face, he was depressed at first, and then laughed irrepressibly. He grabbed the clothes of the second baby and asked, "You son of a dog, what are you laughing at?" Lao Tzu has flowers on his face? ”

"No, haha, captain, you don't have flowers on your face, but why are your mouth and eyes crooked?" The second baby started with a smile and said next.

When Grandpa touched his mouth, it was really a little crooked, and now he panicked, his mouth was crooked, didn't this ruin Lao Tzu's handsome face? He hurriedly found a puddle of water and put his face on it, isn't this damn it, he is now crooked and slanted, at first he was still thinking that He Zhenren was scaring him, saying that there was a catastrophe during the day, and a slap was not a catastrophe, and now the anxiety in his heart, Li Daring of the dog's day, that slap hurts, forget it, and displace his facial features?

Grandpa hurriedly left Li Erdan and found He Zhenren, He Zhenren couldn't help but hold back a smile when he first saw grandpa, grandpa said: "Laugh, laugh a ball, He Shenxian, you are cheating me, hurry up and treat me, how can you see people with this crooked mouth?" I didn't think it at first, but now I feel like my eyes are slanting. ”

"It can't be cured, this is Li Daring's revenge on you." He Zhenren said with a smile.

"You can't cure it, my crooked mouth, don't you make people laugh to death? You didn't see the faces of those individuals who saw me! Grandpa said.

"Okay, Gengchen, I won't tease you, I can't really cure this matter, only Li Daring can solve it, he is very aggrieved now, there is no hope of cutting off the snake tail and turning the dragon, and the son can only marry the palace maid if he wants to be a concubine, isn't it aggrieved? So I sprinkled a little resentment on you, and when this matter is over, he will untie it for you when he is angry, don't worry, it seems that he agreed, just agree, it's time for the New Year, and it's a matter of our hearts. He Zhenren said.

Grandpa was in a hurry, but he just urged He Zhenren to hurry up and get things done.

- Matching yin marriage, in fact, is not uncommon in our side, that is, in recent years, there has been a little less, in the past, if anyone's children died without marriage, especially boys, they would generally be married with a yin marriage, but that with yin marriage is to find a female corpse to bury together.

Yes, it's a female corpse, as long as it's a woman, it's okay, this thing is a psychological comfort, so even if it's a twenty-year-old guy, with an eighty-year-old lady, that's normal, so a few years ago, there were people who went to the field to find a woman's grave and dig it up and sell it, no matter how old it is, as long as it's a woman, even if it's highly corrupt, at least it's a woman, isn't it?

Although this time is different, but in grandpa's understanding, the so-called marriage to Li Guofeng is nothing more than opening Li Guofeng's coffin and burying the palace maid with Li Guofeng? He Zhenren also thinks so, isn't the marriage of the dead just like that?

Grandpa thought that he would do it tomorrow, and then talk about his mouth, after going home at night, even grandma couldn't help but smile when she saw his face, which annoyed grandpa that night when he slept was dreaming that others were laughing at him, and grandpa's words were not joking, I don't know if my eyes are crooked and I don't feel it, and after I know it, I feel that I look at things obliquely, not to mention how uncomfortable I am.

The next day, my grandfather got up early in the morning and went to He Zhenren to discuss the matter of the marriage, who knew that he was scared half to death when he opened the door, only to see that in the yard of my house, there were dense things, a bunch of pheasants, a bunch of hares, and two wild boars, a lot of turtledoves, and even some grass that grandpa didn't know, these things were dead things, and they were neatly placed in the yard.

But it's not like it's so neat, I got closer, and found that some of these things even have body temperature, obviously just died, and there is no taste, these things are all prey on the mountain, usually hit one and the whole family opens meat, and this time there are a lot of them!

Grandpa was really a little stunned, and hurriedly ran to He Zhenren to tell him about the situation, He Zhenren was also a little depressed, and followed his grandfather to the house to see, and he couldn't say why, at this time my dad walked out of the house with his bare buttocks, and said: "Last night, Uncle Guofeng and Uncle Guozhong came to the house, and they told me that this is a dowry, and they will marry in three days, and Ming Media is marrying." ”

"What?!" Grandpa's jaw almost dropped, Ming Media is marrying? Are these all dowry gifts?

"Patriotic, you're not talking nonsense?" Grandpa said in disbelief, hey, this thing is really, you can actually receive a dowry from the ghost!?

"Patriotism didn't lie, the Li family's three ghost etiquette is quite sufficient, they only use these things as a dowry, they can't give you a bunch of paper money, right?" He Zhenren frowned, and after speaking, he pinched his fingers and continued: "No, it will be a good day in three days, suitable for a groundbreaking wedding." ”

Grandpa looked at the pile of game on the ground, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was not the palace maid's father, what did he do with a dowry? I don't have the confidence to accept this ghost's dowry, so I asked He Zhenren what to do.

He Zhenren said with a smile: "It's not strange to have many people, you just accept it, so much game, you keep some, and the rest will be stewed in a big pot in the production team. ”

"It's really fucking a lot of things, it's not that I don't dare to eat these things, I mean this ghost marries a wife, why does Lao Tzu feel so evil about this?!" Grandpa muttered.

"I don't know, let alone seen it, the three ghosts of the Li family really surprised me this time, go ahead, call the villagers to have a meeting." He Zhenren stood up and left after speaking, grandma also discovered these wild meat at this time, women are always reluctant to take out and share, these things are kept at home, and they have to be too rich for a year?

"The things sent by the ghost, I'm afraid I'll choke to death if I eat too much, this pheasant and rabbit leave a few fat, and the rest are piled up here." Grandpa said.

——After that, the grandfather found the second baby and a few of them, and it took several times to send all the things to the compound of the production team, and then began to disembowel, and worked all day, it is conceivable how heavy Li Dada's "dowry" was, at that time, marrying a daughter-in-law, four liters of wheat is a lot of money!

The next day, the whole village ate the meat, although they can't eat meat, but the radish stewed from the wild boar is also fragrant, not to mention the pheasants and hares themselves are delicious, after everyone has eaten and drunk, the grandfather said to everyone: "This thing is sent by Li Dada's grandfather." ”

After this sentence was spoken, the following instantly fell silent, and many people looked strange.

"Don't worry, everyone, it's game, not a toad, this time everyone knows that the corpse brought back is for Li Guofeng as a daughter-in-law, this is a happy event for the Li family, Li Daring has been an evil ghost before, but the wrongful death of their grandfather is also understandable, now everyone eats other people's things, and they don't say anything about ceremonies, tomorrow night they will come to marry a wife, this ghost marries a wife, a rare encounter in a thousand years, if you are not afraid, you will come to join in the fun, and it can be regarded as a release of suspicion with the bold grandfather." Grandpa said.