Chapter 58: The Lobbyist
Grandpa is not wrong in this sentence, this golden carp is for Li Dada, they want a princess, and now they can only give it to a palace maid, and the gap must be filled by the carp that represents luck in the mouth of this old man. Since he knew that this carp was an existence that could be turned into a dragon by a thin line, grandpa was not without selfishness, people don't kill for themselves, such a good thing is just given to others, who is willing to give it away?
And this send, it's not that I'm willing, it's forced, how uncomfortable is that grandpa menti, when I'm okay for a few days, I looked at this golden carp in a daze, and he thought, if this thing is buried in his ancestral grave, then my family will be very awesome after loving the country? Such a good thing to give away, a little bit of the Empress Dowager Cixi cut the ground and begged for mercy, but this is just grandpa's careful thinking, this carp represents luck, but luck is a mysterious and mysterious thing, no one can say, I can't offend Li Daring because of this thing, besides, didn't Huang Lao say it, although the carp jumped over the dragon gate, it sounds like a line apart, but the dragon and the carp, there is still a difference between heaven and earth.
The female corpse was placed in the compound of the production team, and the villagers were still interested in seeing the palace maid of the previous dynasty at the beginning, and after seeing it, they found that it was a dry corpse and they were all disappointed. ”
Now, people who haven't seen it will inevitably regret it, such a good-looking woman, why didn't Lao Tzu take a look at it before?
Seeing that the Spring Festival is approaching, this corpse in the village has slowly had an opinion after everyone began to retreat enthusiastically, and the corpse was released during the New Year, is this disgusting or disgusting? Grandpa heard the rumor and knew that it was impossible to postpone this matter until the next year, so he found He Zhenren and said that if he could, he would handle the marriage between this palace maid and Li Guofeng in the past few days?
He Zhenren hesitated for a moment and said: "This matter is indeed to be done before the Chinese New Year, but the problem now is that I am afraid that Li Guofeng will not agree, even more minister, think about it, at first we thought that Li Guofeng named the princess of the princess's tomb because this princess may be a beauty, but now it is obvious that he is rushing the feng shui luck of the princess's tomb, and he does not want ordinary women, and I even think now that the reason why they hurt Xiaoyu is to act for us to show us, the drunkard's intention is not to drink, and their target is not on Xiaoyu at all." ”
"A golden carp, a palace maid, don't lose them." Grandpa thought so.
"If it goes well, then it's easy to say, I'm afraid of something going wrong." He Zhenren said.
"He Zhenren, Huang Lao told me at the time that if Li Daring and his wife make trouble again, he will interfere." Grandpa said, this is also the reason why grandpa's self-confidence is inflated now, there used to be a He Zhenren, and now there is a Huang Lao.
"My senior brother? The reason why my master expelled him from the division back then was that he broke the rules of the door, or because he thought that no one could control my senior brother, not to mention for the time being, robbing tombs and hunting treasures, digging other people's ancestral graves to satisfy their own selfish desires, which in itself is an extremely bad thing, and people are watching the sky. "What a true humanity.
Grandpa nodded and didn't say anything, He Zhenren is a really good person, an absolutely kind person, but grandpa doesn't feel how Huang Lao is, at least Huang Lao has status and strength, where is the retribution? It's just that He Zhenren's kindness is awe-inspiring, and he can't say anything.
The next thing is to start planning this different kind of wedding.
According to He Zhenren's meaning, it is best to ask for the opinion of Li Daring and his wife, to see if they are satisfied with this palace maid and koi, this matter has to be done by grandpa, he is an outsider and a ghost, and if he can't beat people, he will definitely not discuss with others.
He Zhenren asked grandpa to go at night, it is best to meet Li Daring to discuss in person, grandpa feels cold down his spine when he thinks about it, this fucking is constantly dealing with ghosts, and he is going to become a yin and yang person, even if grandpa has seen a ghost a few times, but people always have to panic when they see ghosts, right?
"The two countries are at war without cutting off, you are a lobbyist when you go, and they will not embarrass you." He Zhenren said with a smile.
"It's light, that's people? That's three ghosts! Grandpa said.
You can't let others go to this matter, you can only go to grandpa, He Zhenren said to grandpa Since you really don't want to go at night, then go during the day, and when you get there, this and so on, but I recently helped you take a hexagram, if you go during the day, it may be a little troublesome.
"What's the trouble during the day? In broad daylight, I haven't seen them come out during the day, don't scare me, it's useless. After listening to He Zhenren's method, Grandpa went home to prepare, and went straight to the grave of Li Dada's grandfather.
When I got there, I put three bowls, and poured a glass of white wine into each bowl, and my grandfather gave a bowl of it first, although I couldn't see anything, but I was still cold in my heart, and my grandfather did it first as a respect, and then said to the three graves: "Uncle Daring, Brother Guozhong Guofeng, the minister is here, if you can hear me speak, you will drink this cup of wine." Let's go first. ”
As soon as Grandpa's words fell, he stared at the bowl, and it was strange to say that the wine in these three bowls was almost bottoming out, and Grandpa scolded, I knew that you would really drink Lao Tzu and put some rat medicine. If you don't die, you're disgusted, aren't you?
The wine in the bowl was empty, proving that the three ghosts of the Li family were listening to Grandpa's words, and Grandpa hesitated for a moment and said: "You three, I believe that you have all seen what happened to the princess's grave recently, it's not that I Guo Gengchen didn't believe that I didn't dig up the princess for you, there is really no way, this time, there is only one luck koi, one palace maid, this palace maid was definitely a big beauty before, and she is also a very good match with Guozhong, you see, this matter is so decided?" If you agree, you will take these three incense sticks, and how will you proceed next, or not? ”
After Grandpa finished speaking, he lit three sticks of incense and inserted them in front of the grave.
This is He Zhenren's plan, three sticks of incense correspond to three graves, the ghost is to express his consent, and whoever doesn't receive the incense is who disagrees, so that at least you can see who is opposed, after these three sticks of incense are inserted.
There are two sticks that are slowly burning with smoke, this is the ghost incense, but one of them was extinguished as soon as it was lit, and the grave corresponding to this incense stick is Li Daring's grave. This Li Guozhong is easy to talk to, Li Guofeng is a virgin ghost, he has a daughter-in-law and a palace maid, he will definitely not refuse, it seems that the most difficult thing is Li Daring.
He Zhenren had already explained his grandfather's words to comfort everyone, and He Zhenren also roughly guessed that the person who disagreed was Li Daring, so grandpa poured this glass of wine for Li Daring's grave alone, and then knelt down and kowtowed: "Uncle Daring, don't blame Gengchen for speaking ugly, your parents will not be authentic if you do this, this child agrees to the marriage, and there are parents who oppose it?" Guofeng is gone at a young age, and he didn't even touch a girl's hand, so don't you feel guilty? Isn't it lonely in this long sleep? I understand you if you want your son to become a dragon and a woman to become a phoenix, but you can't marry a princess, so let Guofeng die and beat a bachelor? Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, don't you pity poor children? ”
"This thing is difficult to do, you also know, if you feel sorry for Guofeng, just drink this bowl of wine, Erdan and Xiu'e, I am definitely taking care of it, closer than my own relatives, as an elder, don't I want the safety of my children and grandchildren? If you make such a fuss, my old lady would have pulled your ears if she knew, right? Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, look at the face of the second egg, is this thing done? This bowl of wine, I'm dry, do you want to drink it? ”
After Grandpa finished speaking, he drank a big bowl of wine again, and then stared at the bowl to see if Li Daring would be moved by his own words.
It was at this time that the sudden grandfather fell to the ground with a scream, a hot pain on his face, just now, there was no one in the cemetery, but he clearly felt that he had received a loud slap.
The grandfather who slapped him immediately figured it out, and he thought that Li Daring would turn his face when he said that he would turn his face, but as soon as he got up, he found that the wine in the bowl was empty, and the extinguished incense also smoked.
Grandpa was immediately overjoyed, Li boldly drank wine and received incense, this is agreed!
This slap is not fucking in vain!