Chapter 301: Big Brother Heaven, Big Brother Earth
"Poof!"
He Jumao rushed over and cut off those hairs with a knife, that thing was not as hard as it looked, ordinary people could do it with force, but this hair was extremely difficult, even if it was cut off, the hair behind it continued to grow again, and it shot at their master and apprentice.
More and more, more and more, a large number of hairs grew like seaweed, Zhou Hao was too busy to take care of himself, there were clumps of hair around him, and he glanced at Lin Wenye from the middle of the gap, Lin Wenye had already been taken to the sky by his hair, struggling but to no avail.
"It's over!"
It was only at this time that Zhou Hao completely saw the surrounding environment, it turned out that Death Valley was no longer the Death Valley before, and he finally understood why the locals called this place the Gate of Hell, because the current Death Valley is really closer to "Hell"!
Perhaps the moment the giant face appeared, Death Valley had already changed its appearance, the sky had turned black and red, and the ground was even more barren, the same color as the sky, and there were still the corpses of unknown animals at his feet, the valley had no life, not even a single grass could be seen, and there was a strange smell floating in the air, similar to rotten and spoiled food and the smell of old houses that had not been inhabited for a long time.
"Master!"
In just a moment, Tang Xian'er was still entangled in her hair, in this case, let alone stepping on the same place, it was enough to choke on the spot, and He Jumao only had time to shout, and he was also entangled into zongzi.
And Zhou Hao here, his hands have been waved to soreness, but this hair can't be cut clean, and if he is not careful, these hairs will immediately wrap around his knife, making him feel like he is in a deep quagmire.
"Hahaha!"
The giant face let out a terrifying laugh and grinned, a large amount of mucus "clicked" and dripped down, and every time it fell to the ground, it would smoke, and the giant face seemed to be mocking them to the death of the ants who were still struggling stupidly, jumping up and down excitedly, for it, these insects could not pose a threat at all.
"Made!"
Now, he had no choice but to eat a corpse core capsule, and the physical fitness of the whole person instantly improved greatly, and he slashed a few times horizontally, and the growth rate of his hair was too late to catch up, and he ran to the side of the other three in a few quick steps.
"Wow!"
Now his madness is handy, and he is more and more able to control his entire body, first jumped up and saved Tang Xian'er with a few knives.
The giant face is estimated to be too lonely to stay here, and they are reluctant to kill humans when they meet them, so they have to play with them first, in this "hell", there are only some small and small ghosts, ghost-like souls suspended in the air, and these little devil-like souls don't dare to get close to the giant face at all, if they get close, they will be sucked in by the big mouth.
So Tang Xian'er and the three of them, since then, have been kicked as a ball, and Lin Wenye has fainted a long time ago, but he still can't be spared, drawing one beautiful arc after another in the air.
"Bang!"
Tang Xian'er fell down with a "pop", the compass she was carrying fell to the ground, the giant face was obviously a little angry, and she came over with a big face, and a big face was directly in front of Zhou Hao, Zhou Hao was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and the corpse core capsule he ate seemed to have lost its effect, looking at the face in front of him blankly, and kept praying in his heart that the hole on the face of the goods would not splash pus.
"There's a drama in the groove!"
The giant face didn't react for a long time, Zhou Hao followed the direct hook of its two big eyes to discover the new continent, Zhou Hao had an idea, it can be regarded as a rush to the doctor, and slipped to Tang Xian'er with a roll, picked up the compass with a smile and said:
"Big brother, that's what you want, I'll bring it to you!"
Attitude respectful
Respectfully like an old bustard, Tang Xian'er was stunned, and secretly said that this thing wouldn't be touching his head, how do you think about calling a monster a brother?
"Humph!"
Sure enough, the giant face snorted humanely, and a puddle of muddy snot directly exhaled on Zhou Hao's face, Tang Xian'er saw this posture, and hurriedly motioned to Zhou Hao to run quickly, but what surprised him was that the giant face actually stared at Zhou Hao with Kazlan's big eyes, and a thicker hair pointed at the compass like an arm.
"This, it's called a compass, big brother, look, it will turn!"
Wiping the snot on his face, Zhou Hao was like a fool of a child, he flicked the pointer on the compass with his hand, and the pointer immediately turned several times, staring at the compass with a huge face and "giggling", happy and happy, but it was deafening to them.
"Hurry up, what's there to take out to make our big brother happy!"
Zhou Hao hurriedly urged Tang Xian'er, who was stunned on the side, and the latter came back to his senses, his old face pulled up, and he touched things inside his clothes while laughing, and the giant face was impatient to prepare to do it, so he finally found some rune paper.
"Huh?"
The giant face looked at him suspiciously, as if asking: "Did you take me for a fool when you stepped on the horse, just used this against me, and now you dare to take it out?" ”
Tang Xian'er had no choice but to shake her head like a rattle and explain: "Big brother, don't worry, my one is more interesting, it can shine, you see......"
As Tang Xian'er threw several pieces of rune paper into the air together, with a "poof", after the rune paper burned, it actually formed a shape similar to a small face like a giant face in the air, and Le's giant face almost turned over with a smile.
"It's gone, it's really gone!"
Who knew that after holding on for a while, they had taken out all the things on their bodies, and it didn't work, seeing that they couldn't take out things, the giant face was immediately unhappy, and countless hairs were facing the two of them in unison, as long as they couldn't make a unique move, the hair would immediately penetrate their heads.
Zhou Hao's face became a bitter gourd, he really didn't know what to do, anyway, when it came to life and death, it didn't matter if he wanted this thing with his face, he lay on the ground with tears in his eyes, learning to bark like a dog.
I thought I could make the giant face happy for a while, but who knew that this thing was moody, and it was absolutely hilarious among humans, but it didn't react at all, and a few hairs were inserted in the ground in front of him, and he was so frightened that he quickly protected his crotch.
"Brother Xian, you hurry up, big brother is looking at you!"
Zhou Hao shook his head and let the giant face look at Tang Xian'er, Tang Xian'er immediately blurted out a sentence of "mmp", and then squeezed out a smile and said:
"Big brother, wait for me, wait for me for a minute, I'll give you the whole big one, the whole more fun, and guarantee that you will immediately become the most beautiful cub on this street in the underworld!"
"Smack!"
The hair was like a whip, and it was loudly whipped on Tang Xian'er's body, making him feel humiliated, tears rolling in his eyes, thinking that he was famous in his life, where had he been treated like this, and he didn't treat him as a human being at all!
"Big brother, I have a unique skill, I have a unique skill!"
Who knew that suddenly an unfamiliar voice came from a distance, Zhou Hao looked at it, it turned out to be those few people who were not scared to death, one of them saw that Zhou Hao could coax this monster, so he jumped out boldly, and also held a walkie-talkie in his hand, it is estimated that this is what he called a unique job.
"Bang!"
But before he could be happy, a bullet exploded in his head, and he fell to his knees without looking at him, before he died, he still didn't expect Zhou Hao's group of people to be so shameless, and they actually played yin!
"Well done!"
Zhou Hao naturally didn't have such accurate marksmanship, and the one who fired this shot was the one who had been sneaking away
Wang Jingjie, as a professional sniper, hiding in the dark and putting a cold gun is the king, Zhou Hao gave him a look, and Xiao Wang immediately shot.
"Huh?"
The giant face stared at Zhou Hao angrily, and at the same time wrung out the hidden Wang Jingjie, Xiao Wang was useless in fighting except for good marksmanship, he didn't resist at all, but he was quite conscious.
"Big brother, I'll put on a show!"
When the people of Heguang saw that Wang Jingjie was screwed out again, Zhou Hao definitely took them by way, so he ran forward and put on a show with the walkie-talkie.
"Hey, cave demon cave demon, I'm a cave crutch, please answer when you hear it!"
"Cave Turn, I am a cave demon, receive it!"
“?????”
The huge face is full of question marks, and the two of you are going to do this for a long time? Talking about cross talk here, the voice in the walkie-talkie coincides with their original voice, so close to the distance feels like two fools playing with a megaphone, or the lowest level of the megaphone, in the giant face here is specified to be unable to pass the test, with the slap composed of hair immediately fanned the two goods away.
I can't think of a unique job, the one who was fanned out was Zhou Hao and the two of them, but his head was broken, and he didn't know what to perform, this monster's thinking couldn't be guessed with human thoughts at all, if it was just like a human child, it would be able to make him laugh at a fool by performing a few big stupid elephants, the key was that the requirements for this product were quite high, and he really couldn't think of any good way for a while.
"Wait a minute, I have a unique job, I have a baby ......"
Lin Wenye, who was "played" and was dying, suddenly opened his mouth weakly, and threw something at Zhou Hao with all his strength, Zhou Haofei rushed over and took it with both hands, but he didn't expect it to be a smartphone!
When they came in, basically no one brought this thing, after all, I can't say how long it will take to go, the charging power will soon be gone, and the power bank can't afford them to consume, and it is a waste of space to carry it.
Besides, now that the mobile phone has no network, there are too few things to play, at most it can be used to listen to songs and watch Yan Shuangying wear leather clothes, so they are too lazy to bring it, who would have thought that Lin Wenye, a sullen slut, would secretly hide one, there must be some small video in this mobile phone!
"Big brother, wait for me, I'll turn on the machine!"
Lin Wenye, who was cut by a thousand knives, turned off the phone without dying, probably just to save electricity, but the giant face was not so patient, and his hair immediately entangled Zhou Hao and wrapped it into a personal meat dumpling.
"It's open, it's open!"
The mobile phone emitted a white light, which was Huawei's boot animation, fortunately, the phone still had the remaining power, seeing such a strange thing that would glow, the giant face was also interested, let go of Zhou Hao, and let him fall to the ground.
"Wait a minute, big brother, this thing is amazing, commonly known as mobile phones, is called a portable telephone terminal that can be used in a wide range, can also be called a wireless phone, this mobile phone, not only can make a call, you can say what you can think of, it has everything, a small mobile phone, all-encompassing, is the treasure of our human race, but big brother you want to ...... Okay, I don't talk much, I'll show you a song to listen to......"
Zhou Hao is thinking about what app to open, he can't find a few stand-alone games for the eldest brother to play with his hair, thinking for a long time may only be the most suitable to play a song, there is absolutely no music in this underworld, and even if there is, it is not as good as our yang.
"Good luck, good luck!
Good luck brings joy and love!
Good luck, good luck!
Prosperous with good luck and prosperity all over the world! ”
Turned up to the maximum volume, a song of good luck shocked the audience, and even shocked the giant-faced brother so much that he couldn't close his mouth, this is called music, this is called yang music! A festive, happy, lively, and joyful atmosphere suddenly spread throughout the underworld!