Chapter 302: Hades
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with gifts!
He's coming, he's coming, he's stepping on auspicious clouds and coming in!
Big brother sky, big brother earth, big brother can stand up to the sky!
Big brother wind, big brother rain, big brother can call the wind and rain! ”
The dynamic music sounded, and the giant-faced brother shook into a second fool, just like jumping, shaking his head and shaking his face so unhappy, the song "Good Luck Comes" just now opened the music door for it.
But in contrast, it still likes these heavy drum beats, listening to the brainwashing spiritual music, you change the love song, the classical, the national style, it immediately changes its face, what "Da
Music can save the world!
Zhou Hao doesn't know if it's true or not, but the music really saved him, at this time, Zhou Hao and others were all treated as guests by the eldest brother, this eldest brother is also real, if you give me a unique performance, I won't kill you, on the contrary, I will treat you as a younger brother.
Several people were flattered by the eldest brother's hair to be lifted into the air, and the eldest brother's eyes were level, after a while, the eldest brother took them to find four "impotent men", as soon as the effect of the medicine passed, the second baby and a few of them could only hide behind the stone and wait for death, and there were a few ghosts next to them, revolving around them, it seemed that they wanted to wait for them to eat the soul after they died.
But as soon as the eldest brother came, these ghosts were stunned, and they looked a little cute, rubbing their hands together in fear, looking aggrieved, but the eldest brother was not a good money boy, and when he sucked his mouth, these stupid ghosts entered his mouth.
"Sodasler!"
Zhou Hao finally understood, it turned out that the eldest brother was not interested in their meat, it was a big guy in the underworld, and it ate these little ghosts, it is estimated that the underworld is like this, the weak eat the strong, devouring each other, the human flesh is wrinkled, and there is in one bite, it definitely doesn't like it very much.
Fortunately, they didn't touch the brain-eating monster, that monster is not as good as the big brother, don't look at the big brother's ugliness, it's ugly, but people are kind-hearted, and they don't bother to eat meat when they kill people.
However, Zhou Hao held the mobile phone as if he were on thin ice, for no other reason, Lin Wenye only had thirty batteries left in this pit than when he gave him the mobile phone, and he was so frightened that he quickly deleted all the small videos and files in it, and the brightness was also adjusted to the lowest, trying his best to save the power.
The volume is uncontrollable, as long as he drops it a little, the eldest brother will have to threaten him with his hair, and now there is still twenty-five batteries left, and as soon as the power is gone, their lives will come to an end.
"He's coming, he's coming, he's coming with gifts...... I'm sorry, big brother, I'm kidding, I'm just trying my throat! ”
Zhou Hao just wanted to try it himself, but the eldest brother immediately glared, so he had to continue broadcasting with his mobile phone, thinking that he should find something like a drum, maybe the eldest brother wanted to listen to this sense of rhythm.
"Brother Xian, where is this horse? This thing isn't going to take us home, is it, if we run into a bunch of big-faced monsters, we'll have to take the kids for it? ”
"Ask me what I'm doing? It's not the first time I've come here! ”
Tang Xian'er scolded, "Originally, I almost thought that this place was
Kunlun, wait until I come back to my senses to figure it out, this place should be the same nature as Kunlun, and it doesn't belong to the realm of our world, in short, this is the other world, we are no longer on the earth, if you really want to talk about it, the name of the underworld is more suitable, but Kunlun is definitely better than here, according to what is written in that booklet, Kunlun is more like a paradise, or a secret realm, and you can't see the end at a glance......"
"Prairie?"
Zhou Hao suddenly popped up a green scene in his mind, waved his hand and said: "Let's still think about how to get out, you cultivators, you should know more or less how to get out of the underworld, right?" ”
"Labor and management have never died, I know how many handfuls there are!"
Tang Xian'er burst into a foul language, Zhou Hao shook his head and said, "That's the end, even if Brother Face doesn't kill us, we will starve to death sooner or later, no... Maybe it's not starvation's turn yet, after all, normal people can survive six or seven days without eating, but we can't survive seven days here......"
“……”
Tang Xian'er was speechless, in fact, he had already discovered that there should not be humans coming in this place, the entire underworld was full of dead gas, just this dead air could slowly grind them to death, everyone's body had begun to be eroded by this dead gas, Tang Xian'er gave one of them a corpse oil candy, and they were disgusting to death in their mouths, so they simply didn't eat it, and it didn't make much difference if they didn't eat it, and they only had these few left.
"When I think about it, we must have met some conditions for coming in."
Touching her chin and thinking, Tang Xian'er said helplessly: "It's a pity, there is a specialization in the art industry, I am not very proficient in Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang gossip and the like, the general terrain is fine, it is too complicated here, and I can't see where the birth gate here is with my ability." ”
"And tell me what you're good at?"
Zhou Hao said angrily, Tang Xian'er was not angry at all: "To be precise, I am proficient in talismans, and the others are more or less stained, and the best thing is Gangbu, these years, most of the Gangbu of Taoism are fake, and they are useless at all, just good-looking, put on a showcase, which is like us, the real thing that has been passed down from generation to generation!" In fact, we are closer to the Maoshan faction, so we will be similar. ”
"Either we made too much noise, or this big brother pulled us in."
He Jumao, whose face was pale, said cautiously, "But I think the former is more likely, or maybe it's because we have attracted Brother Face." ”
"These aren't necessarily the only two reasons."
Zhou Hao, who cut a song, said in a deep voice: "Maybe the space in this Death Valley is chaotic, we just happened to encounter the situation this time, but it's useless to figure out the reason, we still can't get out, and the most important thing is that the electricity is almost gone, and when the phone is turned off, Brother Face will definitely have to do it." ”
"Hurry up and deepen the relationship with Brother Face, maybe once the relationship is good, it will be reluctant to kill us."
"Then you'll have to come up with some good ideas to make Brother Face happy."
Zhou Hao said solemnly, this is not a joke, coaxing Brother Face to be happy has become the key to their survival, Brother Face is the sky, Brother Face is the earth, maybe the relationship is really good, Brother Face can also be a help for them.
"That's it, let's coax Brother Face first, I'll come
Figure out how to get out, it's a bit similar to Kunlun here, maybe you can try the reverse operation. ”
Tang Xian'er looked serious, now they have no other way but to be a dead horse doctor, and at the same time quickly took out the food on their bodies, because of the dead air, the speed of food decay and deterioration has accelerated significantly, if you don't eat it, you won't be able to eat it after a while.
"Huh?"
Brother Face looked at them suspiciously, Zhou Hao knew what color fart it wanted to put as soon as he saw its appearance, and quickly held a chocolate bar in his hand to show Brother Face, and at the same time opened his mouth "Ah".
"Ah......h
Brother Face opened his big mouth in a similar way, nearly ten meters of mouth, it felt like looking at people's mouths with a magnifying glass, how dirty it was unimaginable, and if you looked closely, there were still some half-crippled ghosts stuck between your teeth, Zhou Hao didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly threw them inside:
"Give all the food to Brother Face!"
Several people threw them in, Brother Face didn't have to chew it, the chocolate bar melted immediately when it fell on its tongue, and the taste was negligible, but Brother Face was still surprised, in the underworld, it had absolutely no contact with sweet things, but these things were not enough for it to stuff between its teeth, it licked its tongue and looked greedily at Zhou Hao and the others.
"Big brother, I know where there are, there are those people who just killed!"
While speaking, he gestured with his hand, the IQ of Brother Face fluctuated, and now he immediately understood, and quickly floated towards the original place with them, to be honest, the difference between this underworld and the mortal world is too great, not only can no physical ghost float, even such a big face brother can float in the air, if you don't really see them, you will definitely not believe it.
"Yes, yes, this is it!"
A few people jumped down and collected the equipment of the corpses, and the people of Heguang and the Holy Bishop were really not simple, they brought some canned food, military rations and the like, they ate some of them first, and then took the canned food back to Brother Face.
"Wow!"
The hair stood in front of them like a hand, and they had already sat down with experience, just like taking an elevator, they went up in a blink of an eye, pried open the can and threw it into Brother Face's mouth, looking at Brother Face's enjoyment, Zhou Hao was worried that it would not rob humans and eat these cans in the future.
"Dadada!"
Suddenly, a very fierce gunshot came, only to see that there were no living people in the canyon just now, but at this moment there were many more humans, this group of humans appeared in a daze, and the gunfire stopped abruptly, they all looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief, a huge big-faced monster, next to the head stood a few people, those people seemed to have domesticated this monster, and were looking at them with a wicked smile on their faces.
"Don't be afraid, brother, you'll be home when you get here!"
Zhou Hao said with a smile: "Actually, you should also know what you are doing here, and you also know what you have done to lack morality, simply put, this is hell, good people go to heaven, since you are all here, it must not be a good thing, tell me yourself, what bad things have you done?" ”
"I ......"
A group of people stared at each other, so shocked that the guns in their hands fell to the open space, and then looked at the surrounding scenery, there were translucent monsters with demonic appearances floating everywhere, and they immediately believed most of them.