The female said, "Then jump your best!" ”

"Okay." Then the male jumper jumped up with ease, and his dancing posture was very skillful.

It constantly dances its forefeet, changes its posture, makes all kinds of graceful movements, shakes its head, swings its body, and sometimes beats the ground or the wall with its rhythmic feet, and dances, hoping to use this elegant dance movement to express the pursuit of the female spider.

The female spider applauded when she saw this, and after the male dancer danced several dances for her, she promised her to be her husband.

Soon, the pair of spiders "hand in hand" both walked into the cave and began to "exercise in bed".

At the same time, another marriage proposal unfolds in the boudoir of another female spider.

But this suitor is a cunning spider, and his performance tonight is a gift-giving proposal.

The gift was a small grasshopper, the female spider's favorite crunchy and fragrant delicacy.

The flattering male came to the female spider's bed with a gift on his back, nodded and said, "Ah! Hello, Your Royal Highness the most noble, beautiful and boundless princess! ”

The female spider smiled and said, "Yo! You've got a sweet mouth, and you've got honey, right? You know I'm not a princess, but you call me a princess to please me, right? ”

The male said, "Where? I think you're 10,000 times more noble and 10,000 times more beautiful than a real princess. ”

The female spider said, "Boy, you are pouring ecstasy soup on the old lady like this, with bad intentions!" I know that there's no such thing as a free dinner? Tell me, what's the matter with me? ”

The male slyph hesitated and said, "I think, I want to propose to you." I don't know if you agree or not. ”

The female said, "Well, it depends on how you behave." ”

The male cunning spider hurriedly untied the spider silk thread tied to the gift, unloaded the gift on his back, the little grasshopper, and said flatteringly: "I understand this, look at the gift I brought to you, do you like it or not?" ”

The female spider said with satisfaction: "Yes, there is still a little filial piety." From then on, I'll call you 'Sandeko'. ”

The male cunning spider hurriedly said, "As long as you like, you can call me 'cat and dog'." ”

The female said, "Hey! Sandezi, come over to the old lady, oh no, Lafayette, I rubbed my shoulders and beat my back, and let the Buddha know how Sandezi is filial to Lafayette. ”

The male immediately ran up behind the female and rubbed her shoulders and back.

The female spider closes her eyes and enjoys the attentive service of the male cunning spider.

After a while, the male slyph cautiously asked, "How are you feeling now, Lafayette?" ”

The female said, "It's very comfortable and very skilled." You can't be a duck, right? ”

The male said, "Where? Ducks don't have as good a skill as me. ”

The female said, "That's the duck's master." Do you think I'm a little fat and have a big belly? Then you can help the Buddha and I rub my big belly. ”

The male slyph said excitedly, "Hey! I promise to help Galeries Lafayette rub it. ”

So, with all its strength, it rubbed the big belly of the female spider up and down, left and right.

Rubbing and rubbing, the female spider's belly didn't see small, and her own reacted.

The female spider also noticed the physical changes in the male cunning spider, so she asked:

"Sandezi, you reacted so quickly.

Ay! You can do it. People have only one place to react, how do you seem to have two places to react?

Why is there an extra one, you can't be a monster? ”

The male cunning spider hurriedly explained:

"This is what makes our cunning spiders different, and it is also what makes us cunning spiders cunning.

Other spiders only have one place to function, but our cunning spider has two, one of which is for backup.

Otherwise, how can you call us 'cunning spiders'? In this way, it will be easier for us to do our work. ”

The female spider said:

"Oh oh! Santokuko, are you a stallion?

So tough! You're a duck in that case!

I guess those ducks are all you cunning spiders. ”

The male cunning spider said embarrassedly:

"Lafayette, although I have never been a duck in Sandezi, I have to say that you are quite right.

Nowadays, almost all of those ducks are my brothers in the cunning spider community. ”

The female spider was a little tempted and said, "Why don't you make trouble now?" ”

The male sly smiled happily and said:

"Lafayette, this is not called 'troublemaking', it should be called 'trick-or-treating'.

I'll do the messing first, and then you'll lay the eggs and feed the next generation. That's why it's called 'trick-or-treating'. ”

The female insisted, "No. Because it is I who lays the eggs, not you. I'm in charge of laying the eggs, you're only in charge of making trouble. ”

The male cunning spider suddenly realized: "So you understand it this way, that's right. Okay, so can I come in and make trouble now? ”

The female spider blushed and whispered, "Hmm! OK. However, you have to be careful with the trouble. Otherwise, I'll eat you! ”

In this way, the male cunning spider finally succeeded in picking up the girl, and risked his life to coax his princess "Lafayette" to bed.

also put his own seeds into the belly of "Lafayette", but none of the descendants of "Lafayette" became "emperors", and all of them became spiders.

In fact, this is still a very threatening technical activity for male spiders, and it is very likely that the female spider will be eaten by her if she is unhappy or too happy.

Soon the results came out, and the spider blind date organized by Shiso was very successful, with 85% of the male spiders successfully proposing and both entering the cave room.

The big guys are happy.

However, nothing is perfect.

No, what about the twenty or thirty male spiders and one female mantis that were sent?

Perilla is really nerve-wracking about this:

If you put them all back, you will arouse the suspicion of the enemy;

Kill them all, it can't bear it, so let's lock them up.