Chapter 104: The Spider Proposes
"I didn't expect you to be a talented woman. Quite knowledgeable, isn't it? The male spider said with envy on his face.
"That's nature. Miss Ben is not only beautiful as a flower, but also a super scholar. If you can find me as a wife, then you can steal the fun. The mother spider said proudly.
"Looks like I'd better go somewhere else. I'm in front of you, and I feel ashamed of myself. The male spider said dejectedly.
"Stop, don't go." The mother spider said, "What are you capable of, don't you know if you show it to Miss Ben?!" ”
"I can't handle this!" Said the male spider.
"Can't really do anything? Are you a waste?
I think you played the mesh very rhythmically!
If you play the piano, you must be a pianist. ”
"Makes you laugh. Don't talk about any pianists, I haven't even seen a piano.
I'm just a small businessman playing cotton in the countryside now. ”
"So you played cotton. No wonder I always thought you were playing a little out of tune. The mother spider said, "That's a pity!" This interviewer announces that you have been eliminated. ”
Spiders go on a blind date is actually equivalent to a marriage proposal, and unlike humans, they are in place in one step.
As long as the marriage is successful, you can enter the cave room immediately and complete the major event of having children.
At this time, a male singing spider and a female singing spider wanted to sing a love song duet, and gently knocked the net with his forefoot, and said very gentlemanly: "Beautiful girl, how about we sing a love song duet?" ”
The female singer said, "Okay! You sing first, and I'll sing along. ”
"Okay." The male singer said, and then sang:
yes
belle
Spider Girl
Full of wisdom
Come on a date with you
Let me be intoxicated all over
You can't sleep
You have become my heart and lungs
You've been my treasure ever since
From now on, the two of us will become a couple
We laughed and cried together
Even if you eat me, it's not a crime
You let me know what is most precious in this world
Next, naturally, the female singer spider sings:
yes
Handsome guy
Don't feel inferior
Don't get too tired
Come on a date with you
You've enchanted us
It's hard to sleep tonight either
Looks like we're a good match
We have become the heart and liver, and you have become the lungs
Since then, the two of us have become a couple
We laughed and cried together
We would like to give birth to swarms of spiders for you
You let us know the glory and wealth of the world
The male singer continues to sing:
I feel like Sister Spider is like a rose
Like beautiful flowers come out of the green leaves
My heart will laugh and weep with you
You can't calm down and fall asleep
I hope we can make a good pair
You're my baby
No matter how hard life is, it is not tiring
My heart is intoxicated
You're a good match for me
Spiders meet
Good taste
Pretty girl
Yikes
The female singer continued to sing:
We think my brother is a loving and righteous person
No matter how hard I live with you, I will not suffer
Our hearts will laugh and not shed tears
You don't have to work too hard and get too tired
We're going to give birth to our baby
How precious love is
It's a sweet taste
Our hearts are intoxicated
You're a match for us
Spiders meet
That's right
Handsome
come
Next is the joint singing, and the male singer spider sings first:
yes
belle
Spider Girl
Full of wisdom
Come on a date with you
Let me be intoxicated all over
You can't sleep
You have become my heart and lungs
You've been my treasure ever since
From now on, the two of us will become a couple
We laughed and cried together
Even if you eat me, it's not a crime
I feel like Sister Spider is like a rose
Like beautiful flowers come out of the green leaves
My heart will laugh and weep with you
You can't calm down and fall asleep
I hope we can make a good pair
You're my baby
No matter how hard life is, it is not tiring
My heart is intoxicated
You're a good match for me
Spiders meet
Good taste
Pretty girl
Yikes
The female singer continued to sing:
yes
Handsome guy
Don't feel inferior
Don't get too tired
Come on a date with you
You've enchanted us
It's hard to sleep tonight either
Looks like we're a good match
We have become the heart and liver, and you have become the lungs
Since then, the two of us have become a couple
We laughed and cried together
Let us know the glory and wealth of the world
We think my brother is a loving and righteous person
No matter how hard I live with you, I will not suffer
Our hearts will laugh and not shed tears
You don't have to work too hard and get too tired
We're going to give birth to our baby
How precious love is
It's a sweet taste
Our hearts are intoxicated
You're a match for us
Spiders meet
That's right
Handsome
come
As soon as the song was finished, the two singing spiders hugged each other and kissed each other, and then they walked into the cave hand in hand and began to make spiders all night.
At this time, a male spider came to the door of a female spider's boudoir (spider web), gently tapped the web with his hand (forefoot), and said politely: "Dear Miss: May I offer you a dance?" ”
The female asked, "What dance do you do?" ”
The male jumper said, "I can dance a lot!" There are tap dances, waltzes, tango, disco, samba, diba, rumba, haba, and khumba. ”