"Son, why did you come back so decently!"

The eldest lady cried in a daze, and didn't care about the smoky corpse smell on his son's body at all, Tang Xian'er hurriedly persuaded: "Eldest sister, you better go back a little, although your son has not become a living corpse, but returning to the soul does not mean that he is a normal person, the so-called yin and yang are separated, contaminated with the corpse qi on his body, at least a serious illness, or at worst she will die, come and hold her!" ”

Who knew that the eldest mother did not listen to persuasion at all, and had to hold his son and not let go, and the others saw that there was no danger, so they hurriedly came over and pulled her away from her, and the eldest mother cried and said:

"Master Wei, Wen Feng, why didn't he speak! Are you mad at me? ”

"No, no, your son has been dead for a while, and now he has lost his ability to speak, so he can't speak, and even if he does, he only says one or two words like a corpse roar, and he is afraid of scaring you, so he doesn't dare to speak out."

Tang Xian'er talked nonsense with a serious face, as a serious god, he was also familiar with this kind of thing of forging an identity and pretending to be a coercion.

"What should I do? Why don't you bring me a pen and a piece of paper and let my son write, I see that he is so uncomfortable, he must want to say something to me! ”

As soon as the eldest lady said this, Manager Guo immediately waved his hand and motioned to the people behind him to bring the things, and at the same time he was also afraid, fortunately, he didn't have a big conflict with this group of people just now, otherwise even if he was really finished, these people seem to be real masters, much more professional than the dancing gods they invited, look at this posture, if this matter is handled well, maybe he can go to the next level and make a lot of money.

But He Jumao, who was standing behind Tang Xian'er, made a difficulty, since he obtained Zhang Tianrui's inheritance, he can control both living corpses and dead corpses, but this control is also limited, it's okay to do some simple actions, if you want to use the corpse's hand to write, that is to play with his life, this ability is still in the experimental stage, and it will take a lot of strength to simply let that person raise the corpse.

He could only reach out and poke Tang Xian'er in front of him, the latter also immediately understood, the paper and pen had been sent to Deng Wenfeng, but Deng Wenfeng shook his head under the control of He Jumao.

"Master Wei, ...... this?"

Deng Wenfeng's uncle looked at Tang Xian'er suspiciously, and Tang Xian'er walked over unhurriedly, pointed to Deng Wenfeng's palm and said reasonably:

"Take a closer look, his hands have begun to rot, his joints can't move, how can he still write, returning to the soul is also to pay attention to science, in fact, the soul is just a kind of energy, if the body is not good, only energy will not work."

"Then what should I do, Master Wei, you must help me!"

"I can't do this for you, but ......"

Tang Xian'er sold a pass, and when everyone begged grandpa to tell grandma, he said faintly: "But well, since the boss of the Pure Land of the world asked me to solve this problem, I naturally can't just look at it, speaking of which, I still owe their boss a favor, and this time he wants to hire me as a senior consultant of the Pure Land of the world......"

As he spoke, he pointed to Zhou Hao, who was standing behind him and was smoking melon seeds, and said: "To be honest, I can't do anything about this kind of thing, but this is my senior brother, he is proficient in corpse language, and he can easily distinguish what the corpse wants to express. ”

"Little master help, the reward is good, we are here"

Zhou Hao was immediately stunned, and at a glance, he knew that Tang Xian'er was unwilling to act alone, and he had to pull him in to make a big deal, although it was to catch the ducks on the shelves, but Zhou Hao was no longer the boy who charged the money, I saw that he stuffed the unfinished Huazi in his palm into his pants pocket, and said with a smile:

"It's not as powerful as Master Wei said, my surname

Zhou, you can just call me Xiao Zhou, in fact, he has been talking since the moment he woke up, but you don't understand. ”

"And what did he say?"

The eldest lady was a little impatient, but Zhou Hao turned pale and said slowly with a frown: "He has been repeating two sentences since he woke up, the first sentence is "Mom, I miss you", and the second sentence is "Mom, I want to eat the food you cooked" ......"

"Wenfeng ......"

The eldest lady couldn't collapse again, but where were the tears in her eyes now, she was crying dry, and she could only cry and say: "Wen Feng likes to eat my cooking the most, and he left in a hurry on the day of departure, he left after eating two bites, it must be because of this that he was reluctant to leave......"

"Let's mourn and change, auntie......"

At first, I thought that the deceased might be in his thirties, but now it seems that he should be less than thirty years old, but because his face began to rot, he looked quite old, Zhou Hao sighed and said:

"It was because he didn't want to leave, so he changed the coffin with another brother......

This calf is, Zhou Hao himself almost believed it, even Manager Guo can't wait to rush up to his head and take a bite, and it's a shame that they can make it up, but the prerequisite for making people believe it is that this corpse can really move, otherwise it doesn't make any sense for you to make it up.

"Wen Feng, why are you so stupid!"

His uncle shook his head and sighed: "Fortunately, someone found out, if no one finds out, then you are all gone, how can I have the face to face the ancestors and ancestors in the future, and what face will I have to face your father?" ”

"He said that he knew he was wrong, and that he should obediently go to reincarnation, and that he had fulfilled his last star wish to see you......"

As soon as Zhou Hao said yes, he only heard a "bang", and Deng Yunfeng also fell on the side of the coffin in a timely manner.

"Yun Feng, he... Did he go back? ”

"Well, go back, my wish has been fulfilled, staying in the world any longer, it will not be good for him or for you, it is more likely to damage his soul, if he accidentally becomes a lonely ghost, then he can't even be reincarnated!"

Tang Xian'er continued to talk nonsense, but the group of relatives were convinced, and the eldest mother even dragged her hoarse throat and said loudly: "Wen Feng, you go quickly, have a good birth, there will be no living corpses in the next life!" ”

"But, Master Wei, my nephew, can't you just leave it here......"

Deng Wenfeng's uncle was very troubled with a sad face, and Manager Guo saw that the opportunity was coming, so he quickly stood up and smiled:

"Big brother, don't worry, since it is our company's accident, we will definitely be responsible for it to the end......"

But before he finished speaking, the uncle stared at Tang Xian'er as if he had discovered a new continent, "Master Wei, you are specialized in the business of chasing corpses, I don't know if you can give my nephew a ride, the price is easy to say, we are not short of money!" ”

"Can be ......"

It seemed that after thinking seriously for a while, Tang Xian'er said in a deep voice: "To be honest, we did often do these businesses in the past, including over-the-top or something, did you see the little round face sitting there, he used to be a monk, a warrior monk of Shaolin Temple, and later joined the army after returning to the world, it can be said that we have two ways of exceedance in Buddhism and Taoism here, to ensure that your nephew can go to heaven like a private jet!" ”

"That's it, whatever you want!"

His uncle was amazed, but Tang Xian'er shook his head and said: "It's a pity, we are all taken care of by Chen Bingfa and Boss Chen, if I take over the business from him, won't I be a bastard, so let's talk to Manager Guo about the specific matters, anyway, we will officially join in two days." ”

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The disheartened Manager Guo couldn't wait to kowtow to him at this time, the icing on the cake is common, but it is not common to send charcoal in the snow, Tang Xian'er's step is not just as simple as pulling him, he hurriedly said to the man:

"Big brother, rest assured, all the follow-up costs will be borne by our Pure Land Funeral Service Company, and we can also discuss specific matters to ensure that you are satisfied!"

"Then I thank Master Wei, Master Zhou, and the two little masters behind."

His uncle didn't mention Manager Guo at all, making Manager Guo look like an outsider, Tang Xian'er immediately replied:

"Since Manager Guo has said so, don't worry, big brother, we will definitely be able to do this farewell ceremony properly."

After a few polite times, this group of family members slowly left, and after they left, Manager Guo first sent someone to move Deng Yunfeng to the cold storage, and then thanked Tang Xian'er and others with gratitude.

"Manager Guo, don't say polite words, call your boss over, I said before I came, we are looking for your boss to talk about business."

Tang Xian'er looked at him with a smile, but the latter said with a bitter face: "I want to contact our boss, but... But he won't answer my call! ”

"Manager Guo."

Zhou Hao suddenly said loudly: "You can be a manager, you can't treat us all as fools, you didn't answer before, can you not accept it now?" ”

"Oh, yes, yes."

Manager Guo, who was exposed to his thoughts, didn't blush, and dialed their boss's phone in front of them.

A group of staff were courteous next to Zhou Hao and others, and after a while, a black Audi stopped at the door, two fierce and vicious, big-shouldered bodyguards with round waists walked down first, the car door opened, and a big boss who was about the same age as Tang Xian'er, with a thick body and a beer belly, slowly walked in, and the staff, including Manager Guo, crowded out of the door and stood in two rows, shouting in unison: "Mr. Chen is good!" ”

"Guo Bicai, you did a good job this time, even I didn't expect you to be able to solve it easily, to tell you the truth, I have already contacted the leaders of your district, even if you really go in, I can fish you out immediately, but now it seems that there is no need for this."

"It's all good luck that I met four masters."

Manager Guo replied respectfully, but he scolded Chen Bingfa in his heart, this is to be a bitch and still want to set up an archway, but even if he knows, he still has no other way, leaving Chen Bingfa, he is a fart.

"Luck is also part of strength."

Chen Bingfa then set his eyes on Zhou Hao and the others, both to his side and to Zhou Hao and them: "This is the master you have met, it is indeed extraordinary at first glance." ”

"It's better to be famous than to see it, my name is Wei Wireless."

Tang Xian'er stood up and made a Taoist hand salute, "I have always heard that Boss Chen is the dragon and phoenix among people, young and promising, when I saw it today, it was really Taishang Laojun farting - extraordinary, forgive me for being abrupt, I calculated a hexagram before Boss Chen came, if I am not mistaken, Boss Chen's hometown is from Guangguan." ”

Chen Bingfa's eyes lit up, and he laughed as he walked: "Master Wei is not simple, I have been here for so many years, and I have not had a Guangguan accent for a long time, it seems that Master Wei is different from those swaggering charlatans, and he does have real kung fu in his hands." ”

"Well, that's nothing."

Tang Xian'er shook her head in a low-key manner, "Actually, I have calculated another key point, that is, Boss Chen is definitely the hottest this year!" Starting today, the money you earn can buy a district! ”

"Oh? Then I'll borrow Master Wei's auspicious words. ”

Chen Bingfa opened his arms and sat on the sofa next to Tang Xian'er.

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