Chapter 50: Liars
I sat on the couch and watched the two of them perform, and it was really interesting, the young man took out a lighter from his pocket, and then lit the amulet that his master had given him, and when I saw this, I was even more sure that these two people were liars.
Who is really capable of using a lighter, a "Jiaxu Zhendi borrowed fire charm" can not be done, but anyone who knows a little will not hide it in this case, so the reason why he uses a lighter can only be summarized as he can't!
I sat on the sofa and looked at the two of them a little bit wanted to laugh, Zhang Mu was not as calm as me, he secretly glanced at me with his eyes, I secretly made a reassuring gesture to him, signaling him not to worry, nothing.
When the young man lit the talisman, it began to smoke, and I don't know how he did it, except that it burned much more smoke than ordinary paper.
The old man next to him put down the teacup in his hand and said, "Boss Wang, my qi-seeking talisman can tell where there is a problem in your house, so you can watch it quietly." Boss Wang nodded and began to look carefully at the smoke wafting out.
"Brother Zhang, don't stand all the time! Come and sit, often Boss Wang's ten years of big red robes. Zhang Mu was stunned by my call, but he didn't think much about it, and sat down according to my meaning. Actually, I don't understand our Boss Wang's mentality now, let's put it this way, if someone burns something in your villa and makes it smoky, what will you do?
It is estimated that most people will be angry, but our boss Wang still thinks that this is an incredible miracle, and when he looks at it, he seems to take it for granted. Although I can't figure out why a normal piece of paper can have such a big smoke when it burns, it's nothing more than what chemistry is used, anyway, I studied liberal arts in high school, and I don't understand science, so I don't think about it.
After a while, when there was more smoke in the room, the young man slowly walked to the center of the room, and said something in his mouth. I listened for a while and didn't hear him say anything, and at that moment the young man pointed forward, and the smoke in the room slowly dispersed a way, and the smoke in front of the young man seemed to have been blown open by something, revealing a passage leading to the restaurant.
That's kind of interesting! I didn't get up. Instead, I carefully observed the young man's movements, and finally let me see something unusual, hehe, it's nothing.
But Boss Wang didn't think so, he was completely shocked by the young man's hand, the old man saw Boss Wang's expression after probably thinking that the big fish had bitten the hook, and it was time to close the net, so he took it up, sorted out his robe and said: "Boss Wang, my apprentice has found out, this ghost is attached to a certain object in your restaurant, and I will go and collect it." ”
After saying that, I went straight to the direction of the restaurant, I can't be idle at this time, right, we have to follow and have a look! So I got up and followed, and after watching the old man enter, I also stepped into the restaurant, followed by Boss Wang. But as soon as I entered the restaurant, I suddenly refreshed, this old man is really a blind cat and a dead mouse! He was really blinded that there was really a problem in this restaurant!
First of all, this dining room gives me the feeling of cold, not physical cold, but a feeling of mine, but the strange thing is that this dining room and the living room next to it are only separated by a wall, why can't I feel that something is wrong when I am in the living room?
Zhang Mu saw my expression after following up the restaurant, I have a habit of subconsciously frowning when thinking about problems, I haven't paid attention to this problem myself, but Cen Si and Zhang Mu are more clear, Zhang Mu saw me there unconsciously frowning there, he knew that there was a problem with this restaurant.
However, Zhang Mu and I didn't speak, because I didn't understand why the two rooms separated by a wall were so different, and Zhang Mu didn't know what to say at all, so we still chose to be silent is Jinbei, and watched the two of them finish.
After the old man pretended to walk around, he said to a Buddhist shrine on the wall: "The reason for the problem is here, there is a problem with the place where you use the cabinet to worship the Bodhisattva, it should be offered to the living room, you see a woman in your house because the Bodhisattva is unwilling, so he appeared to tell you!" ”
I'm drunk too, so that's far-fetched! But when I saw the shrine in the restaurant, I thought about why. I walked to the place where the Buddha shrine was enshrined on the wall, then took a closer look, and then said to the old man and Boss Fang: "That, this master, let me tell you something, this Buddha shrine is called a Buddha shrine, not a cabinet." After I finished speaking, the old man's face was obviously not very good-looking.
"You still need to say it! Don't I know? I smiled and ignored him, and continued to say to Boss Wang: "Boss Wang, if I'm not mistaken, your Bodhisattva should have been invited back from the temple." ”
"Little brother, how do you know? That's right, this is what I invited back from Putuo Mountain. Boss Wang looked at me in surprise and said.
"It's very simple, your bodhisattva has a strong mind, and it should be the kind that is worshiped in a big temple, so please go home to keep one safe."
"What a way to keep one side safe! That's what this bodhisattva does! "The old man saw that I was inserting his stage and hurriedly spoke." It's just, a liar who doesn't know where he came from, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf! If you don't know how to watch it, get out of here! Don't mislead people! The young man next to me looked at me and Zhang Mu from the beginning, and this time he opened his mouth and scolded.
Damn it! Lao Tzu doesn't want to deal with you, you really use yourself as a dish! It should also be that I was young and vigorous at the time, I couldn't eat it, and people blatantly scolded you, if you can be breezy again, then you are either a master or a true grandson.
Obviously, I'm not an outdoor master or a real grandson, so I got angry: "Boy, pay attention to what you two are doing, do you think I really don't know what you two do?" "We're here to help Boss Wang! My master is a master, what's wrong! As soon as the young one spoke, the fire in my heart couldn't be suppressed.
"Okay! Then let's see who is a liar, isn't it over for you, doesn't your master know how to spell! Isn't it a master? Then show us a hand! After speaking, I directly took out a "Soil Binding Talisman" from my pocket and threw it at the feet of this master and apprentice, and then read: "The positioning of the soil binding belongs to the center, and the earth is bound into the vast expanse." Haste as a law! ”
I saw that the "Charm of Fixing the Land of the Earth" turned into a circle of yellow light, tightly surrounding the two people, an old man and a young man. "! I don't want to take care of you, I really treat myself as a dish! Come on! Aren't you a master! If you can get out of my circle today, I'm raised by you! Stupid! ”
After finishing speaking, I left the restaurant in a dashing manner, leaving the two masters and apprentices and Boss Wang with a confused face, and Boss Wang chased after him quickly: "Little brother, who are you?" ”
"These two people are clearly liars, the young man has a small fan with batteries in the sleeve of his robe, so you can see the scene of the smoke being blown away, at first I was reluctant to deal with the two of them, but I became more and more energetic, so I had to teach them a lesson."
I sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette and said to Boss Wang. In fact, the reason why I did this today is not only because of anger, but also because of other factors.
But in this case, you definitely don't have to worry about this, since you have asked someone to help you deal with supernatural events, it proves that you yourself first believe that there are ghosts in this world, and since you believe that there are ghosts in the world, then it is not surprising that I know Taoism. In addition, these two guys are indeed a little annoying, so they used charms to teach them a little lesson.
Of course, the charm is not only useful for ghosts, but also for people, because people also have souls, as long as I can imprison your soul in disguise, isn't it equivalent to imprisoning your people?
So a scheming Mr. Yin and Yang is really a scourge of society, and when I say this, I can't help but think of the guy who plays with paper figures and the paper crane that has been staring at me.
"Little brother, what should they do?" Boss Wang also sat down. "Hehe, I'll let them out in a while, you don't have to worry about being fine."
"Well, well, what's going on in my family?" It seems that Boss Wang was stunned by my hand and began to ask me for advice.
I took a sip of tea slowly: "Boss Wang, there should be no problem with the feng shui of your house, and Zhang Mu has handled the feng shui layout of your house very well." "Although I don't know feng shui, I can only blow with my eyes open at this time, I can't let Zhang Mu be embarrassed!
"As for the problem with your house, it should indeed be in the restaurant, but that Bodhisattva saved your family, if it weren't for that Bodhisattva, it is estimated that something would have happened now. But I'll have to wait until the evening to see the details, so I may have to stay at your house tonight. ”
"Okay, okay," Boss Wang happily agreed. I got up and walked to the restaurant, and when I saw the two liars still standing in the middle of the circle, I laughed: "Two masters, are you still pretending to be forced?"
Seeing that they were shocked, I silently chanted "Disperse!" Then he continued to say to the two people: "Two masters, don't leave at night, let's see the hell together!" ”