At half past ten o'clock in the evening, Zhang Mu and I sat on the sofa watching TV, next to the pair of masters and apprentices, speaking of which this pair of masters and apprentices are also quite unlucky, after I cleaned up before, they were completely honest, they became adults and they were liars, and Boss Wang was the second person they deceived, and the first person to be deceived was Boss Wang's friend who didn't know where to come.

The method of deception of these two people is actually very simple, that is, the old one is responsible for pretending, and the young one is responsible for blowing, and the gas search charm is made of chemical materials on paper, so so much smoke comes out.

There was a small electric fan with batteries in the sleeve of the young man's robe, and he first bluffed the master's house like this, and then then found something casually and said that this was the source, and it was over with a fool. As for Mercedes, it was rented from a car rental agency. As for this kind of deception, I am really deeply speechless, such a simple thing will be fooled, and this person even introduced this so-called master to others.

Speaking of these two guys' deception methods are so simple, how can someone be fooled, this matter is actually a preconceived impression of people, let's take us into the door, Zhang Mu drove a car of more than 100,000 yuan, and drove a Mercedes-Benz opposite, people must subconsciously feel that driving a Mercedes-Benz is a little more powerful, plus the look of the old man is really like that, with a white beard, wearing a robe, looking fairy-like, followed by an apprentice, This looks like an image of a master in the world!

In addition, I said at the beginning that I don't want to work with others and so on, which makes it even more powerful, on the contrary, looking at me and Zhang Mu, I don't need to say it, the young people don't look like people who can really do things, but like an apprentice, don't we have an old saying, "If you don't have a hair, you can't do things well." "Especially in this kind of thing, everyone may subconsciously choose some people who look older and feel at ease.

But the most bluffing thing about people is indeed these two robes, I think these two robes are quite stupid when they come out, but the owner of the family doesn't think it! People think that there is style, which is the image of a Taoist priest on TV.

You're wearing a shirt and jeans like me, who would have thought I'd catch ghosts!

But I also have to keep them today, not to catch these two people, not to toss them, mainly because I am very annoyed by these swaggering liars, yin and yang are destroyed in the hands of these liars, how many people can really have real skills in this society today? Most of them are scammers, and these scammers can't help people do their jobs on the one hand, but more importantly, they will make a family lose hope and lead to a series of problems.

For example, if someone in your family is sick, everyone's first reaction is to go to the hospital, but what if you can't be cured by going to the hospital? Or is it not a disease at all? At this time, the family really can't almost despair, so they will find a so-called gentleman to take a look, and it just so happens that this gentleman is a liar, so what is the result? As a result, the money was cheated away, and the person was not cured, and after messing with some people, it only aggravated the condition of the person.

Maybe it was just an ordinary ghost who thought it was fun when he passed by, so he entangled this person, maybe you burned some tribute and chattered about people and left, but when you met someone who didn't know how to do it, holding a peachwood sword or something, it made a mess for others, and people didn't leave, so they stayed to toss you, so what should I do! The scammer took the money and left, but it wasn't the family who suffered.

At this time, the family doesn't want to hate this liar, it is estimated that even all the people who eat this bowl of rice hate, this is actually the fundamental reason why the Yin and Yang sect is so sluggish now, so these two liars are unlucky to meet me today, and I have to treat them at one time today, so that these two guys will not dare to cheat from now on.

Time passed little by little, the two guys next to me sat on the sofa and called an awkward, these two people couldn't walk, they were uncomfortable to sit on, they could only hold back from there, Boss Wang also frequently looked at the watch on the wall, it was already half past eleven at night.

"Little brother, no, I'll go upstairs first, you just have to guard here, I'm a little sleepy." Boss Wang saw that the time was getting late and late, and it was estimated that it was almost time for him to hear the cry, so he found an excuse to go upstairs and hide.

"Hehe, Boss Wang, wait a while, aren't there still two masters here, you don't have to rest in such a hurry." I glanced at Boss Wang and said. In fact, there is a reason why I don't let Boss Wang go, you said that there are so many families around here, no one is looking for this ghost, but looking for your house to cry, how can you feel crying from your house, or do you have a little golden man who can win the Oscar if you have a camera at home!

As I said before, no matter what the ghosts do in this world, there is a reason, everything has its own rules, it is impossible for people to cry and play with you when they have nothing to do, I left Boss Wang just to see his reflection.

"That's okay, there's little brother here, I won't leave, I'll go pour some water." Boss Wang was obviously stunned for a moment, and after listening to my words, he got up and went to pour water.

"Huh? Boss Wang, you live in such a big house? What about your wife and children? "I was chatting with Boss Wang about family life while drinking tea." Oh, they went to my mother's place, it's not very clean in the house, so I didn't let them live at home. Boss Wang explained after pouring water back.

After listening to this, I nodded: "Boss Wang's slow and long night is not interesting, no, let me tell you a story." After speaking, he didn't care whether others wanted to listen or not, and talked about it on his own

"There was once a little girl who fell in love with a married man, this man had a successful career, but he still learned from others to raise a junior outside, and said that he was an unmarried successful man, and he was ready to dump others after he got tired of deceiving other girls' feelings, but at this time the little girl already had his children.

The man was afraid that the daughter-in-law at home would know, so he was ready to cut the mess quickly, and after throwing a sum of money to the girl, he was ready to play missing, and when they met for the last time, the man told the girl that he had a wife and children, she was a junior, and the girl was very sad after hearing it, and did not ask for the man's money, but just asked for his hair, and the man thought that he had earned it, so he happily gave the girl a hair and turned away.

That night, the girl committed suicide by jumping off the building, and the man was very frightened when he found out, so he went to a fortune teller, and the fortune teller told him that he had a catastrophe, and that the girl was going to pay him and would come tonight. The man was frightened and hurriedly asked the fortune teller how to escape this catastrophe, and the fortune teller told him to let him hide under the bed, because the corpse of the person who had just died was stiff, and the zombie could not bend, so as long as he hid under the bed, the zombie could not find him.

After listening to this, the man thanked him and left, and at night, the man hid under the bed in his own house, and he could hear the sound outside! Boom! The sound of the man, the man knew that it was the girl coming, the girl rummaged through the house and found no trace of the man, and finally the girl came to the room where the man was hiding, the door creaked open, and the man held his breath under the bed and did not dare to make a sound.

The next day, people found that the man died in his own home, he was scared to death, the fortune teller knew about it, it was very strange, obviously zombies would not bend, why would the man hide under the bed or be found? ”

"Why?" Zhang Mu asked out loud.

"Because a woman falls headfirst to death! That's why I jumped with my head on my body! ”

Sizzle! Everyone who sat down next gasped

"Hehe, it's just a story, but a man, it's better to be loyal, isn't it Boss Wang" I said to Boss Wang, who hadn't eased up yet.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Boss Wang wiped the sweat on his head and said.

"Hehe, Brother Zhang, you go to the car and bring in the bag with the fishing rod for me, it just so happens that you are also active." After listening to this, Zhang Mu looked at my face and gave me a questioning look, and I nodded quietly.

Zhang Mu didn't say a word and turned around and went out. After Zhang Mu went out, I picked up the tea set on the table, and after taking a sip of tea, I didn't raise my head and said: "There is a debtor and a debtor, why are you crying all day long?" Tell me something. ”

After saying this, Boss Wang and the liar master and apprentice both shuddered involuntarily: "Little, little brother, you, who are you talking to?" Boss Wang's voice was a little trembling, and the sentence that suddenly came out of my mind had already scared him.

I didn't answer Boss Wang's words, but poured myself another cup of tea: "What? Let me force you out? "Seriously, my buddies themselves felt that their movements at that time must have been very handsome and stylish, but it's a pity that this room is full of big men and no female fans or anything.

"That, little brother, no, you just stay here, I'll go upstairs." Boss Wang is already a little nervous, in the middle of the night, the person in front of you has been talking to something you can't see, and no one can bear this kind of psychological pressure.

"Hehe, if you don't come out again, I'll let him go!" "Hell!" The master and apprentice next to him were the first to shout, and then ran away, watching these two liars snatch out the door, I believe that these two people will not deceive people in this life.

Boss Wang and I were taken aback by this exclamation, turned our heads to look at the door of the restaurant, and saw a figure slowly emerging at the door, dressed in bright red clothes and covered with hair, about twenty years old, very beautiful, when I was looking at this female ghost.

Boss Wang next to him shouted: "Ziqi! You! You! Isn't he dead? The female ghost looked at Boss Wang: "Tianming! You're so ruthless! As he spoke, he rushed over to Boss Wang!

"Don't come here! Don't come here! Help me! Help me! Boss Wang's shout spread far away in the night sky, and while shouting, he sat on the sofa and moved back frantically, at this time he may not want to run, but his legs are completely weak and unconscious.

Boss Wang moved to my side, frantically pulling me and shouting, "Help me, help me!" ”