Chapter 493: Adaptation
Just when "Don't laugh" was thinking nonsense, suddenly, several monkeys broke in from outside the cave, and one of them walked directly to the Monkey King and said to the Monkey King: "I said, the east neighbor Monkey King, your subordinates are too unruly, how can you go to the cave to rampage?" It is really unreasonable to knock down several VIPs in a row! ”
At this time, "Don't Laugh", who was kneeling on the ground, was already frightened out of his body, his whole body trembled, sweating profusely, and he secretly complained in his heart: Why am I so unlucky? It's over.
And at this time, the monkey king was also confused, for a while, before he figured out what was going on, he accidentally saw the "don't laugh" who was kneeling on the ground, and remembered that this guy said that he was going to offer himself some treasure, and he didn't see him take it out for a long time.
Thinking of this, the Monkey King couldn't help but be furious, and asked sharply, "Don't laugh": "Bastard, did you knock down this distinguished guest of mine?" Didn't you say there was any treasure? Why don't you take it out? Could it be that you want to play tricks on this king? ”
Before the Monkey King finished asking, "Don't laugh" felt that his eyes were dark, and with a "poof", he fell to the ground and fainted.
However, the Monkey King still cried out angrily, "Come on Monkey, pull this fool out for me and feed it to the dogs." ”
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the chubby captain of the guard "made you cry" staggered in and shouted, "Wait a minute, my lord, I have something to tell you." ”
The Monkey King hurriedly stopped the guard monkey who was about to come and pull the "Don't laugh" who had already fainted, and looked at the captain of the guard with puzzled eyes, which undoubtedly meant that if there was something to say, say it quickly, and let it go quickly.
Who knows, "Make you cry" mysteriously close to the Monkey King's ear, and whispered: "I can only say this to you alone." ”
Seeing the captain of the guard so cautious, the Monkey King felt that it must be something very important, so he simply said to him, "Okay, come to my bedroom." ”
The Monkey King took "Cry You", turned left and right, walked dozens of meters away, and came to a relatively secret small cave hall ten meters square, and then the Monkey King ordered his two henchmen to guard five meters outside the small cave hall, not to let any other monkeys approach.
This small cave hall is actually the Monkey King's small bedroom and relaxation room, and there are three glowing gems the size of goose eggs embedded in the walls of the cave here (there is no one on this side of the cave door), and at this moment, the Monkey King said, "Now, you can always talk, right?" ”
Then the captain of the guard replied, "Come out, and now you can see the king." Before the words fell, I saw an ordinary little lizard crawling out unhurriedly from the back of the neck that "made you cry", and then crawled onto his right shoulder, looking at the monkey king, his eyes were bright, as if he was very spiritual.
What's going on? How could Su San get into the hands of the captain of the guard to "make you cry", and how could he use it to offer to the Monkey King?
It turned out that "Don't Laugh" took her into the Monkey King Cave, and the first thing she knocked down was this "Make You Cry", and because "Don't Laugh" walked so hard, he actually knocked down this chubby big guard captain, which was also because the guard captain didn't walk very steadily and didn't pay attention.
This heavy collision actually knocked Su San, who was lying on the shoulder of "Don't Laugh", to the ground, and fell to the ground hard, so that her eyes were full of Venus, and her eyes were black, and for a while, her night vision eyes actually lost their effect, in fact, her night vision eyes were still a little inferior to normal eyes, so after "Don't laugh" quickly got up and rushed in, Su San, who had black eyes, mistakenly took "make you cry" as "Don't laugh", and hurriedly climbed onto the shoulder of "Make you cry", thinking that he would continue to break into the hole after he got up.
Who knows, she soon found out that she was mistaken, and she was wrong, not only was this guy not "not allowed to laugh", or even "pickup skinny", but a monkey she didn't know at all, because she found something wrong with this guy's swearing and stinky mouth.
At this moment, Su San was stunned for a while, and for a while, she didn't know what to do, and in a hurry, she actually asked "make you cry" with her eyes monkey: "Who are you and what are you doing?" ”
When he heard the confused "make you cry", he was stunned, and hurriedly looked around, but he couldn't see anything, so he plucked up his courage and said, "I'm the captain of the Monkey King's guard, who are you?" Where are you? Stand up for me! ”
Suddenly, with an idea, Su San frightened him in a mysterious way: "I am a wise lizard sent down by the heavenly immortals, and I am right next to your neck now." Don't move, don't try to be rough with me! If you don't listen to me, I'll bite you on the neck and bite you to death, I'm a poisonous lizard with fangs. ”
When I heard "I want you to cry", I was immediately frightened, and I thought: Who am I messing with? I actually met such a smart poisonous lizard, and I heard it say that it was sent down by the heavenly immortals. Really? I'd rather believe it than believe it, after all, my life is still in the hands of others.
As soon as he thought of this, "make you cry" immediately softened, and pleaded with tears: "Little fairy, if you have any orders, just say it, I will definitely do it." ”
After thinking about it, Su San had an idea in his heart and said, "Take me to see your Monkey King, I have something important to tell him." ”
Hearing her say this, "make you cry" suddenly trembled all over, thinking: This little guy can't be the king who wants to harm us, right? If that's the case, wouldn't I be a mole? How can I do such a dirty thing to survive?
So, he lied and politely refused: "Our Monkey King is very busy today, and he won't see guests." ”
Su San knew that this guy was playing tricks, so he hit the nail on the head and said, "I know that you are afraid that I will murder you Monkey King, so you make an excuse and don't want to take me to see him." Don't worry, I promise you, I will never harm you Monkey King. Besides, what good will it do me if I harm you Monkey King? Isn't that self-defeating? Am I that stupid? ”
"Make you cry" was speechless by Su Sanyi's series of rhetorical questions, thinking: Maybe I'm too careful, and it doesn't look like a sinister and cunning person when I look at it. Then I'll ask him what he is doing with our Monkey King.
The idea is certain, "make you cry" and turned his head sincerely and asked: "Can I ask, Xiaoxian, what are you looking for our king for?" ”
When Su San heard this, he muttered in his heart: Why is this guy so chattering, it's too difficult, right? It seems that his suspicions about me have not been dispelled. I had to get rid of his suspicions completely.
Thinking of this, she said in a serious and solemn tone: "Let me tell you clearly, I just want to go to your Monkey King, and use my wisdom to become your Monkey King's military advisor, and make suggestions and achievements for your Monkey King." That's all right. ”