It seems that the life of the leader of each population is almost the best, and those ideas of "suffering first and pleasure last" are estimated to be only human beings can think of doing it, and other creatures can never think of doing it.

I saw "Pickup Skinny" walk up, and said to the guard monkey guarding the entrance of the cave with a smile on his face: "Brother, please go in and report to the king, that is, I'm 'Pickup Skinny' has something very important to tell the king." ”

Who knows, this guard monkey didn't even bother to look at him, and said disdainfully: "The king has something to do, and he doesn't have time to receive visitors." If there is anything, tell me first, and I will convey it to you when the king is free. ”

Wow, I didn't expect that the king of Hades is easy to see, the little ghost is difficult, this "watchdog" is low in his eyes!

Obviously, "Pickup Skinny" was angry with this guard monkey, but he couldn't afford to offend and didn't dare to get angry, so he turned red and couldn't get off the stage.

"Don't laugh" saw that "Pickup Thin" was not doing well, so he stepped forward, nodded and said to the guard monkey: "Brother Men, wow, no, it's the door god, hello!" We do have a very urgent and important matter, and we want to go in and report to the king in person, so please go in and report it quickly. Otherwise, you can't afford to take on the responsibility. ”

"Yo, you want to scare me, right? I'm not afraid of you, do you think I don't know you? Aren't you the little hairy monkey who likes to be in the limelight and mischievous everywhere 'shaking blue pants'? The guard monkey ignored the "don't laugh" set at all, and said matter-of-factly: "Lao Tzu officially told you that these monkey cubs are the birthday of the queen mother, and the king sent a message: All idle monkeys are not allowed to enter the cave. If you two monkey cubs are interested, get out of here! Otherwise, if the king knows that you two have come here to make trouble, it will make you two look good. ”

"Pickup Skinny" took the opportunity to defend: "Big brother, we do have something important to ask to see the king, please let us in, right?" ”

The guard monkey immediately blew his beard and glared at him, and scolded: "You two monkey cubs still want to fool me, do you think I don't know? Do you two just want to get in, say a few nice words, and then eat and drink, and take advantage of it? Do you two still want to hide from me? ”

"Don't laugh" also had to argue: "It's definitely not like that." How can you 'live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain'? ”

When the guard monkey heard this, he immediately became angry: "Yo, you said you couldn't win, but you scolded you?" I knew you two bastards weren't good birds, fuck you! Before he could finish speaking, he flew up and kicked at the chest of "Don't Laugh......

said that it was too late and that it was fast, Su San, who was hiding on the back of the shoulder of "Don't Laugh", saw the guard monkey kicking towards his Engong unreasonably, and couldn't help but be furious, just when the barefoot girl of the guard monkey was about to kick it, he suddenly flew up, bit it his big mother's toe, and then turned around and jumped back on the shoulder of "Don't laugh".

The guard monkey suddenly cried out in pain: "Ouch, my mother! Good boy, you dare to allow a lizard to bite me, I have to beat you little bastard today. As soon as he finished speaking, he raised the stick in his hand (the bare dry branch with the leaves and branches removed) and struck at "Don't Laugh", and was so frightened that he immediately turned around and ran away.

Seeing that the matter was self-defeating and harming himself, "Pickup Skinny" immediately rushed forward decisively to hug the waist of the already angry guard monkey, and at the same time shouted to "Don't laugh": "'Don't laugh', you stupid, at this time, where do you want to run?" Hurry into the cave, explain the truth to the king, and ask the king to make decisions for the two of us. I'm here to stop this stupid doorman for you, and you don't get in quickly! ”

When the fleeing "Don't Laugh" heard this, he immediately stood up, turned his head to look behind him, and saw that his companion had really hugged the guard monkey, temporarily making him unable to move, and he was suddenly happy: It seems that his good partner, at the critical moment, also played a little role. Now, Lao Tzu has gone out and broken into the cave directly, I don't believe that the king will not forgive us for the two of us after knowing the truth.

Thinking of this, he desperately went directly to the hole, unexpectedly, when he just entered the cave, it was pitch black in front of him, and he couldn't see anything, and what was worse was that he knocked down a chubby monkey without paying attention, fortunately he was not the Monkey King, but it was enough to choke, he was the captain of the Monkey King's guard, named "Make You Cry", and his temper was hot, just because he was loyal to the Monkey King, and was loyal to his duties, so he won the trust of the Monkey King.

This time, "Don't laugh" bumped into "make you cry" for no reason, which can be regarded as a big disaster, but at this time, the "Don't laugh" in the black rumbling didn't know who it knocked down, got up and continued to break in, and knocked down several VIP monkeys one after another, and these VIP monkeys were naturally "guests" with a bit of identity invited by the Monkey King to the banquet.

At this moment, "Don't laugh" can get into a big disaster, but he himself doesn't know anything at all, he only knows who he knocked down, so he hurriedly gets up, rushes inside, knocks himself down and gets up again......

In this way, he stumbled and kept rushing in, and it didn't take long for him to break into the hall in the cave where the Monkey King held a banquet, only to see that this hall was very large, full of two hundred square meters, and the four walls of the hall were embedded with dozens of egg-sized luminous gems, shining brightly in the hall, the hall was crowded with dozens of hundreds of monkeys of all sizes, as if each monkey had a little background, not the wife and concubine of the Monkey King, or the distinguished guests and their families invited by the Monkey King.

All the monkeys present looked at a dirty young male monkey who had stumbled in from outside the cave, but it was really funny to see this male monkey, covered in mud, embarrassed and panicked, but his eyes were looking left and right, as if looking for something......

In the blink of an eye, "Don't Laugh" quickly found the location of the Monkey King, hurriedly stepped forward, came to the Monkey King, "poof", knelt on the ground, and said to the Monkey King: "Report to the Monkey King, the little one has a treasure that I want to give to the Monkey King as a birthday gift for the queen's birthday." ”

The Monkey King looked at the young male monkey who had inexplicably broken into the cave in front of him, and asked in surprise, "What treasure?" Take it out and take a look. ”

"Don't laugh" suddenly felt relieved in his heart, and hurriedly looked at his right shoulder, and at the same time said: "Baby, come down, your good days are coming." As soon as he finished speaking, he was stunned: Well, what's going on? How is it gone.

So, he turned his head and looked over his left shoulder again, but there was still no trace, and he couldn't help but be stupid: what was going on? Where did she go, she was still on my shoulder when I first entered the hole, and she was gone in the blink of an eye. Yes, I remember, when I got into the hole, I knocked down several eyed monkeys, and I knocked them down myself, and I must have lost them when I hit them. However, I knocked me down several times, and when did she get rid of her? That's terrible.