Chapter 31: Distorting Gods and Demons

To drink or not to drink, that's the question.

Rao is that I haven't eaten a drop of water for a few days now, my lips are chapped and peeling, and my body is in urgent need of water, but the devil knows what else is in that bowl of "intestinal cleansing water".

The crooked-nosed kid seemed to be jealous of me, staring at me from a distance with snot in the distance.

My body trembled, I covered my stomach, my mouth let out a dry howl, and my hands trembled and reached out of the iron fence to serve the bowl of "intestinal cleansing water". As soon as the hand slipped, the whole bowl of water fell to the ground, and the porcelain bowl shattered!

The crooked-nosed kid was so angry that his face was flushed, and he didn't sniff anymore, licked his tongue, rolled the long worm-like snot into his mouth, and scolded: "You dead devil! How to knock over the intestinal cleansing water, annoyed, annoyed! ”

I shuddered at my chapped lips and cried out uncomfortably, "Give me water...... I can't stand the pain......"

The crooked-nosed child was helpless, so he ran out, and after a while, brought another bowl and put it outside the iron fence. I looked very anxious, my hands trembled again, and I deliberately knocked over the water again, revealing a very miserable expression, and then pretended to lick the "intestinal cleansing water" on the ground with my tongue but could not drink it.

The boy was very angry, picked up the tiles on the ground and threw them at me, but I ignored them, and continued to try to reach out of the iron fence to get water, and convulsed and cried out, "I'm going to die...... I'm going to die......"

Acting skills that melt into the soul and soar in the basement.

The crooked-nosed kid had to run out again and pick up a bowl of intestinal cleansing water, is this inexhaustible thing?

He also wanted to put it on the floor for me to drink myself, and I moaned/groaned and shook my hands to show that I was not listening to them, and said, "Please...... Feed me ......"

The crooked-nosed kid hesitated to move forward, and I became more and more like I was going to die if I didn't drink any more water.

Maybe he was touched by my full emotion and rich body language, maybe "intestinal cleansing" is extremely important to make the main chrysalis, maybe he was really annoyed by the repeated water......

Anyway, I felt his inner struggle, like a little ghost who couldn't resist the temptation of ice cream snacks with a high fever, and he hesitated for a moment and walked towards me with a bowl.

As he approached, eagle-like talons grabbed at him, grabbed his loose hair in an instant, and slammed it into the iron fence.

I didn't dare to exert too much force, for fear of knocking him to death.

Although the kid with a crooked nose was knocked unconscious, he subconsciously opened his mouth and bit my arm, I was in pain, my hand was scattered, and he staggered and was about to run.

I was in a hurry, picked up the tiles on the ground, and shot at his knees, and the crooked-nosed child was hit, and his feet stumbled, and his body fell to the ground, crying "wow".

Damn, how do I forget that he's just a kid who cries when he hurts? What should I do if I recruit that boss?!

I shouted: "The tiles are poisonous, don't cry if you don't want to die!" ”

Perhaps Boss Feng described me as a "big devil", and he had an instinctive fear in his heart.

Anyway, whether I believe it or not, the crooked-nosed kid believes it!

He held back his cry and looked at me with fear in his eyes.

I pinched his hair in my hand, pinched the finger flower in my hand, and lowered the "trick" spell, and cast a spell on him as if I were punishing a white elephant. There was warmth in the crooked-nosed child's hair, apparently having been tricked by Gu before.

After reciting the mantra, I said in a deep voice, "Come here!" ”

The crooked-nosed kid trembled as he approached the iron fence, and before he could get to me, the spell worked, his eyes bulging, he was sweating profusely, and he was rolling and moaning on the ground in pain, and his voice was getting louder and louder.

As I said earlier, the "trick" method is the method of clearing poison and driving away injuries, and the white elephant police are hidden injuries suffered during training and arrest, and they can't bear it, and they don't know what inexplicable tricks are in the crooked-nosed child, the deeper the dark poison, where can they bear it?

First, I was afraid that his body would not be able to withstand the violent death and die, and second, I was worried that his painful wails would attract others, so I had to pinch my fingers again and forcibly suspend the spell.

The crooked-nosed child's body gradually stopped twitching, and he leaned to the side and shivered, his face was full of tears, and he looked at me as if he had seen the devil.

Seeing that the time was ripe, I opened my mouth and asked, "Is the big devil powerful?" ”

He nodded frantically like a chicken pecking rice.

"Only I can solve the poison on your body, now you have to listen to me, or I will eat you!" I threatened.

The crooked-nosed child wanted to cry again after a "wow", and I was anxious: "Shut up!" The louder the voice, the faster you die! ”

He forcibly suppressed his crying, with a frightened face: "Big devil, don't kill me, don't kill me......"

"I ask you to answer, don't lie, or I'll eat you right away!" I threatened ferociously.

The crooked-nosed kid sniffled his nose and hurriedly agreed.

"Are the two people next door dead or alive?"

"Alive, alive, but sleeping."

By sleep, he was supposed to mean unconscious. I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief to hear that they were safe for the time being.

"What Gu did they fall for?"

"What is Gu? I do not know. When they smoke the Boss's Divine Smoke, they will have a stomachache, and then they can relieve the pain by drinking intestinal water. ”

"Who is Boss Feng?"

"He's the Monkey King."

"Who am I?"

“…… Boss Feng said...... He said that you are the Bull Demon King, the big devil who kills people without blinking, Sun Wukong specializes in catching the Bull Demon King and refining it into the Seven Absolute God Chrysalis, which can help the villagers heal. ”

"What disease do the villagers have?"

"The body will be itchy, rotten, pus-filled, and the belly will get bigger and bigger, like a cow's belly. I...... My family is dying of disease......" said the crooked-nosed kid as he rolled up his sleeves and stretched it out to me.

The arms were thin like dry wood, with thousands of holes on them, new wounds and old calluses superimposed, and some wounds were oozing yellow pus, which was indescribably disgusting.

This is "Fu Lice Gu"!

This Gu production is more cumbersome, use a piece of carrion from the corpse of an animal that dies naturally (slaughtered, poisoned, killed, etc., it is not possible), place it in a basin, float on the surface of the water, let the sun burst into lice, and then collect the carrion, add the talisman paper written by the Gu master to the meat, burn incense to worship the Gu god, and then pack it in a closed container, sink it into a pit for 7749 days and take it out to dry, kick it into powder, and sprinkle it in water or food for human consumption.

At first, the person who was in this Gu was itchy and ulcerating, first he was as thin as a material, and his back abdomen was as big as a bucket, and finally his internal organs could not bear the accumulation of water in his abdomen and died.

Judging from the body type, the two children are still in the stage of losing weight.

I can't help but feel sorry for the whole village, and even more hate the unscrupulous behavior of the people who are under the Gu.

"Who are the six pupae and where did they come from?" I asked, holding back my nausea.

"Six pupae...... I want to think about it...... The three males are called the Black Wind Monster, the Hydra, and the Lion Spirit, and the three females are called the Fox Spirit, the White Bone Spirit, and the Spider Spirit. The two next door are the lion spirit and the spider spirit. Sun Wukong flew to the field with a somersault cloud and captured them...... After you entered the village, Sun Wukong, Monk Sha and I were arrested together. ”

"So your name is Zhu Bajie?"

"You...... How do you know? ”

"Have you seen Journey to the West?"

"What is Journey to the West? What do you think? ”

“…… Never mind...... Let me ask you again, did Sun Wukong tell you who Tang Seng is? ”

"I haven't seen Tang Seng, but Sun Wukong said that Tang Seng was in HZ, but he was ......"

"By what? Say it! ”

"Eaten by you monsters."

At this point, I understand that Boss Feng is not only here to get rid of Toad Zhu, but also to avenge Lan Xiaoying!

A mouth full of absurd words, spoken in the mouth of a child with a crooked nose, makes people feel sad and ridiculous.

Judging from their performance, there is no problem with their intelligence, but they don't know what brainwashing or Gu techniques Boss Feng used, so that the ignorant country children are immersed in the nonsense fairy character stories and can't extricate themselves.

Except for the "Seven Absolute Divine Chrysalis" and "Tang Seng", the other information he provided was basically useless, and it would be in vain to ask any more.

I pondered for a moment: "Where is Boss Feng now?" ”

"Preparing for the pupal sacrifice ceremony. Don't kill me, big devil...... I'm scared ......."

"I can not kill you, but you must promise me a few things."

When the crooked-nosed kid heard the promise that I wouldn't kill him, he showed a happy look, snorted twice, and nodded hurriedly: "I promise, I promise!" ”

"One, don't feed Hao again...... Lion essence and spider essence cleanse the intestines. Two, let me out first. ”

The crooked-nosed child's face was embarrassed: "Don't dare, don't dare." But the key to your room is in Sun Wukong's place, and the key next door, Sun Wukong will only give me the key after Wei Chrysalis is completed, and Monk Sha and I will take them out again. ”

"Will you steal?"

The crooked-nosed child's pupils showed a look of extreme fear: "Can't steal, can't steal!" When my father was sick, he wanted to steal Sun Wukong's antidote, but he found out, and he was fine, but his stomach broke and died the next day. ”

He spoke of his father's death with no sadness, only deep fear.

"I didn't ask you to steal the antidote, you go and get me one of his underwear clothes. If I succeed, I will not only spare you, but also cure the whole village. ”

It was certainly unrealistic to ask him to seal the boss's hair, and intimate clothing was obviously even less likely to attract his attention.

"We usually wash his clothes, and I can get this. But you must not lie to me...... Otherwise, Sun Wukong will be angry and make me die of rotten stomachs......" The crooked-nosed child said and cried again.

"As long as you do what I say, he can't hurt you."

At this moment, a voice came from outside: "Zhu Bajie, what are you doing?!" ”